Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ Hyper and Nixx's B-day Bash ❯ Intro, Intro, Intro!!! ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Nixx: Hi hyper!
Hyper: Hiyah Nixx!
Naru: * Poofs out of nowhere followed by Inu, Sess, Hiei, Yuske, Yugi, Kurama, Miroku, Harry, Ron, Count D, Lion, and Alucard*
All except Nixx, Hyper and Naru: Where the heck are we?!?
Nixx: We are in a space/time continuum flux.
Lion: What?
Alacard: To where?
Hyper: To a special page of Kagome's copy of the Kama Sutra that she plans to use on Inuyasha.
All guys: T_T * dumbfounded*
Hyper: Kidding!
Everybody: * unanimous sigh of relief especially from Inu *
Alacard: Where are we truly going?
Miroku: * behind hyper*
Hyper: Grabs Hiraikotsu out of nowhere and knocks him out* Hentai!!!
Harry: Where's that?
Ron: (exasperated) It's not a place, Harry. I t means pervert in Japanese…
Harry: Oh…
Count D: *fox appears from behind his leg and transforms into humanoid form *
Kurama: Don't look now, but I think someone's interested in you Hiei!
Fox (I'm calling her fox cause that's what she is, and cause she hasn't told us her real name yet.): *walking over to Hiei *
Hiei: (startled) Um, hello?
Fox: Hello
* plays with Hiei's hair and giggles *
Hiei: Help!
Count D: Sorry! Can't help ya!
Hiei: * whimpers *
Fox: * rubs up to him and starts undoing his shirt *
Hyper: No PDA! Until we get to my place at least... *Looks at Kurama and winks *
Kurama: * Shivers*