Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Abnormal Friends ❯ Demon’s and Toddlers ( Chapter 3 )

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Ami: She found out the other trait Pixy had.

Donald: I was wonding when she would eat.

Rei punches Donald in the gut.

Donald: That hurt

Steve: I just beat the hi-score on Punch out.

Makoto: What!? It took me forever to get the hi-score.

Makoto went over to the punch out game.

Ranko: What happen to Donald?

Rei: Nothing.

Sky: Dead my ass.

Jorge: I'm on level 5!

Usagi: How did you get on level 5 when I can only get on level 4?

Jorge: It's like Mario but with a gun.

2 hours later

They were walking to Rei's temple.

Usagi: Man we have school tomorrow.

Pixy: That sucks.

Steve: Our school is out all ready.

Usagi: I got an idea. Our school is getting out in four days any way. Why don't you guys come.

Mina: Yea we have some uniforms you can use.

Donald: I'll just hang out in the park thank you very much.

Mina: You can just go in your normal clothes.

Donald: O Ok.

Pixy: What Don a flashback of your cus.

Donald: Yea.

Ami: What did your cusent do?

Donald: Don't ask.

Next Day

All the girls but Pixy was wearing schoolgirl fukus.

Ranko: Pixy, Why aren't you wearing the fuku Mina gave you.

Donald: Ranko, you might what to stop and think about Pixy's personaitly.

Ranko: O I get it. She's to much of a tomboy to wear a fuku.

Pixy: And proud of it.

Steve: Don't you think they will figure out that I'm not in the school.

Usagi: What do you mean?

Steve: I'm over six-foot. I think they would know if I'm in there class.

Usagi: Believe me they won't.

And for some reason Usagi was right. During lunch.

Every one was eating by a tree. Donald was in the tree.

Ami: Good thing it's sunny today.

Donald: 45 girls, 7 boys, 1 I have no idea touched my ears. Stupid no hat rule.

Girl: Donald Donald is that you? It is you. How many boys have cat ears.

Donald: Hey it's Karen.

Rei: I haven't seen you around before.

Karen: I'm only here for the week. So what are you guys doing here.

Pixy: Sit down and we'll tell you.

Later

Karen: So you're here to get Ranko's boy half mind back from a demon.

Akane: Yep.

Karen: I can help you find him.

Ukyo: How?

Jorge: Introducing. The best tracker on USA. Karen.

Karen: This robot ear things I have can find about any thing.

Makoto: That could help us out a lot.

A rock hit Donald's head.

Donald: Ouch! Who da hell throw that.

Boy: I did. You want my girlfriend you have to go through me.

Karen: I told you Toko we were not going out.

Toko: Cat boy Fight me now for Karen.

Donald: After school then.

Donald disappeared and reappeared right in front of Toko.

Toko: How did you do that?

Donald: I can do a lot more than that. That was just speed. I'll fight you but just for shits and giggles.

Karen: Go away Toko.

Toko: Cat boy after school at 3 then.

Donald: Ok then.

Girl1: Did you just see that?

Girl2: Yea. That cat boy is going to fight Toko for Karen's hand.

Akane: This sounds way too much like my school.

Sky: How in the Hell did you get in a fight and you don't even go to this school.

Donald: No clue.

Ranko: Your not going to fight him are you?

Donald: All I have to do is hit him once and he will be out cold.

Ranko got close to Donald.

Ranko: Just don't get hurt.

Outside

Toko: Damn it what did I get my self in to. I'm gonna get killed.

Big Flying eye ball: I could help you.

Toko: What but you're a monsters.

Big Flying eye ball: I will help you but you must beat that pussy cat boy.

Toko: For Karen.

Big Flying eye ball: Here take this bracers. Use them and you'll win.

Toko: Ok.

After school

Donald: Ok where is that kid.

Toko: You ready Cat boy?!

Donald: The name is Donald and yea I'm ready.

Toko: Than take this.

Toko starts to charge at Donald.

Donald: This should be quick.

Pixy: That asshole trying to fight him with speed. He's in for a trip of hurt. Donald take him out!

Ami: Something wrong here.

Mina: Ami do you feel something?

Ami: Yea. But it's not a monster. It's that Kid Toko.

Donald dispersed, but so did Toko.

Rob: What the fuck when did that kid get so much power.

Donald: This kids on my tail, got to out run him. Cat time.

Donald's hat came off and he was on all fours.

Toko: Come back here!

Donald: That's it. Blitz! Pummel!

Donald shot out a lot of punches. Toko was blocking all of them.

Toko: (How I'm I doing this?)

Ranko: Be please don't get hurt.

Donald: Blitz! Air Blade!

Two air blades went at Toko.

Toko: Bounce Back!

A barrier bounce Donald's Attack right back at him. He didn't have time to dodge it.

Ranko: Donald!

Donald: I'm ok. This is impossible. How did he get so skilled in two hours

Ami: Donald he's getting his power from a outside source.

Donald: Now that I know that.

Donald pulled out both his daggers.

Toko: No fair I don't have a weapon.

Donald: What's not fair is you getting you power from someone but your self.
(My other hand is glowing. It's a light magic symbol.)

Toko: That's going on?

Luna was in a tree.

Luna: It has happened.

Donald: I don't need this dagger for this attack. Light Star Shuriken !

Donald shot four light stars at Toko's arm and legs. The attack destroyed the bracers on his arms and legs that he had hidden underneath his clothes.

Toko: No!

Rei: What the hell is that?

Donald: So that is were you got your power.

Toko: Yea.

Donald: Were did you get those?

Toko: A demon gave them to me. He said if I won he would help me get Karen.

Karen: I told you we are not going out.

Toko got up and went off.

Ranko: Donald how did you know Toko had the bracers on?

Donald: When he was able to keep up with me, I saw some light under his clothes.

Ranko: and you still fought him.

Donald: To tell the truth it was only a smart guess.

Big flying eye ball: That's It no more playing a round.

Ukyo: What the hell are you?

Big flying eye ball: The demon that will kill you all.

The demon covers it self in black fog a Hellotos Demon came forth.

Demon: This is my true form. Bolzar!

Donald: Ok Bolzar. Can we just kill you and go home.

Akane: Where is Ranma?

Bolzar: Like I would tell you. Come forth my monsters.

Over a 100 Goblins came out of no were.

Sky: Great I can take a nap today.
                          
Usagi: I think we should go find a place to transform. Don't you.

Ami: Yep.

Rob: Let's start to kill random monsters.

The other girls run to a dark corner and transform.

Venus: Let's do it!

Sky tries not to laugh. Pixy whacks Sky over the head.

Pixy: Quit being a pervert.

Pixy takes out her demon sword and charged a group of monsters and killed 10 monsters.

Pixy: 90 to go

Rod: Final freeze!

Rod's final freeze took out 10 monsters

Rod: make that 80.

Sky is in the air.

Sky: Talon Slash!

Sky's attack killed 10 more.

Steve: Earth Tower Crash!

10 more down

Karen: Lit arrow!

10 more killed.

Venus: Venus Love and Beauty Shock!

She killed 10 more monsters.

Donald: What the fuck was that?

Jorge: No clue. (These girls attacks are getting fucked up.)

Mars: Mars Celestial Fire Surround!

She Burt the hell out of 10 more Goblins.

Donald: Bolzar!

Bolzar: Bring it half bread.

Donald pulled both his daggers out. Bolzar's Wings turned into swords.

Boy: How did this go from a one on one mach to a demon free for all?

Girl: No clue. (Man that boys tail is hot.)

Jorge: Flaming Sword Slash!

10 more down.

Ranko had the last of the monsters.

Ranko: Hi Ryu Sho Ten Ha!

And with that said all the monsters were gone.

Donald: All that's left is you Bolzar!

Bolzar: Don't stop just yet.

More and more monsters came out of a lot of portals.

Moon: We are in deep now.

Jupiter: Yep.

Donald: This ends now!

Bolzar: I'm just getting started.

Mercury: We got to get these people out of here before he goes after them.

Donald: Dark Twister!

Bolzar: This won't hurt me.

Donald disappeared.

Bolzar: The attack was a bluff.

Donald: Combo! Dark Star Claw! Light Star Shuriken !

Bolzar: Noooooooooooo.

Bolzar went flying into the gym.

Donald: It's not over yet.

Bolzar warped right behind Ranko. He grabs her by the neck.

Ranko: Donald help!

Donald: Put her down!

Bolzar: All of you get back! I will kill her.

Everyone backs up.

Bolzar: O well.

The monster puts one of his swords right through Ranko.

All: No.

Donald: YouYou monster!

Donald's body starts to glow.

Pixy: What's happen to him?

Rob: He's really mad now.

Sky: This reminds me of Gohan from Dragonball Z

Pixy's too mad to hit him.

Donald's body starts to stop glowing.

Donald: You die now!

He had red strips on this face and arms. His Daggers turned into full swords.

Bolzar throes Ranko and Pixy caches her.

Bolzar: Come.

Donald: Twilight Slash!

Donald's twin swords started to glowing. Then he put them together and a light formed. With one slash Bolzar was no more with the rest of the monsters.

Mercury: She's going fast.

Pixy: Steve heal her.

Steve: It's not working.

Ukyo was to stunned to talk.

Akane: Don't die on us you baka.

Rob: .

Jorge: .

Sky: .

Moon: We can't save her.

Donald walks over his right hand is still glowing. He puts his hand over Ranko's chest. The light magic symbol gets brighter. All Ranko's injures starts to go away. Once Ranko Injures were gone Donald passed out.

3 Days later

Rei: He's bin out for 3 days now.

Rob: Well those lasts two tricks he did took a lot of power.

Ami: Well Ranko woke up 2 days a go.

Makoto: Well Ranko has not left the room since.

Rei: She's really worried about him.

Makoto: Yea she fell a sleep waiting.

Outside

Sky and Mina were out side. Sky just got slapped.

Mina: How can you ask me out when our friend I still hasn't woke up yet.

Sky: Butbut.

Mina: No buts. I'll think about it.

Sky: (I got a chance.)

Usagi, Pixy, Steve, and Jorge came back from their trip.

Usagi: I still can't believe you Steve.

Steve: I said I was sorry.

Jorge: I have never seen so many fireworks go off at the same time.

Steve: I said I was sorry.

Pixy: I'm so glad that we didn't have to pay for the repairs.

Usagi: Yea. We got a way before they saw us.

Pixy: 2 times I won the Compton.

Usagi: You do sing really good.

Pixy: Thank you.

They walk in to the house.

Jorge: Is he up yet?

Ami: Nope.

Later In the bedroom

Ranko was crying.

Ranko: I'm so sorry Donald I did this to you. I love you. Please wake up.

Donald: Stop crying Ranko. I'm ok.

Ranko: O thank god your ok.

Donald hugs Ranko and she starts to calm down.

Ranko: I love you.

Donald: I love you to.

In the living room

Usagi: There is something that has been bothering me. What Happened to Don.

Pixy: He went full cat.

Luna: No that's not it.

Rei: That what the hell happened!

Luna: There is a story behind those daggers that boy has.

Rob: Well tell us all ready.

Luna: The story goes like this. Back in the day of the moon kingdom lived a boy and his mom, and his pet cat. It was the time Demons started to come into our world. The boy's mother was killed in a demon attack. The boy was left homeless, all he had was his cat and his falmey daggers. Years passed and the boy had to steel food to survive. He only stole what he and his cat need to survive. The boy hated Demons so much when he was strong, he killed many demons and saved many lives. One day A demon attack a little girl and her father in a ally. The boy saved the girl but not the father. He killed the demon but when the sailor scouts came he said he killed the father. Before the sailor scouts took him away he gave the girl his cat.

Usagi: So what does that have to do with Donald.

Rei: Shut up meatball head.

Pixy: Go on.

Luna: Well the boy was but in the jail and the little girl was rised in the castle by a kind family. One day the girl wondered down a hall way to the boys cell. She remembered how he saved her. The boy did not talk to anyone but when he saw the girl he was happy. The girl would talk to the boy all the time and some time he would talk back. He gave her the nickname Sol meaning Sun child. She never asked his name so she call him Twilight. But one day she could not come to talk to him. A great demon was attacking the city. The sailor scouts could not beat the demon. When the boy's cat came in to this cell that day he knew that she was dead.

Rob: So the Demon killed her.

Luna: Yes. Then the boy broke out off his cell in rage. He went after the demon to Finnish all the killing. A battle was going on. The boy's dark powers were not working. Near the end of the fight the queen of the moon gave the boy back his dagger and another one. He finished the Demon by using both Light and Dark powers. After the battle the boy died. He sent his daggers to earth for some one to use one day.

Jorge: So your saying that Donald has the powers of that boy.

Luna: Yes and more.

Makoto: Cool.

Donald walks in.

Donald: What you all doing.

Pixy: Well we caused a big problem today.

Donald: Let me guess fireworks.

Usagi: How did you know?

Donald: Your ponytail ball thing is a little burnt.

Ami: Where's Ranko?

Donald: She's sleeping.

Sky and Mina walks in.

Sky: We got take out.

Mina: How did you do that.

Sky: What?

Mina: Find a Burger king in Japan.

Sky: It's a gift.

Later somewhere.

Demon lord: Master I will kill the boy and his friends.

Master Demon: Do not kill the red headed one.

Demon lord: Yes my master.

Back at the temple.

Donald was in a tree with Ranko under neath it. Pixy was eating a candy bar. Sky was trying to think of a way to get Mina. Jorge was asleep in a bush.

Ranko: It's a nice day isn't it.

Donald: Yep. (Hey wait a min isn't winter here? O Well who cares.)

Jorge: umm Not DJ Quack Quack umm

Ranko: What's wrong with him.

Donald: Nothing.

Pixy was enjoying her candy bar too much to be paying attention.

Sky: Will that might work. No. Not it.

A Shot of yellow light hits Pixy's candy bar

Pixy: Who the fuck did that!

Demon Lord: I did you little bitch.

Donald: Ranko get in the tree now!

Ranko Jumped into the tree.

Sky: Hit the dirt! She's pissed off.

Pixy's eyes starts to glowing bright red and her wings starts to grow.

Pixy: You will die now!

Demon Lord: Not likely.

Pixy fly's right at the demon. It puts out its hand and shot Pixy and she was out cold.

Donald: Sky! Combo!

Sky: Right!

Donald: Blitz! Air Blade!

Sky: Wing Slash!

Both: Air Slash!

The attack just missed the demon.

Jorge: Wolf inpack!

The Demon saw the attack a dodge him and shot Jorge.

Demon Lord: Hahahahahahahha.

The demon shot two more blasts and hit Don and Sky.

Jupiter: Jupiter Supreme thunder!

The Demon dodge the attack and Dispersed.

Demon Lord: I will get you next time.

Later.

Donald came to with Pixy, Sky, and Jorge.

Donald: What happen? Hey what's wrong with my voice? O my god I'm a little kid.

Sky: Me to.

Jorge: Me to. And our clothes changed to.

Donald: . Hit the dirt!

Donald Jumped into a tree.

Pixy: What the Fuck I'm I wearing.

Pixy had pink on.

Steve: O my god run!

Ukyo: What's wrong. She's glowing.

Pixy: he..he..Hell Fire!

Flames shot out all around her.

Rei: Usagi Give her one of your candy bars.

Usagi: What will that do.

Rei: Just do it.

Usagi threw a candy bar at Pixy and she stoped her attack.

Pixy: Candy!

Donald was stuck in a burning tree.

Donald: Help I can't get down.

Ranko Jumps up and gets the six year old Donald.

Ranko: Your small for a six year old. (It must have to do with the ears.) Hey you have a tail.

Donald: Thank you. You're right. I lost this years a go.

Ranko: You look cute as a kid.

Donald: Stop that.

Sky was looking in his pants.

Sky: Man it got smaller.

Pixy: It was big when?

Sky: Hey!

Jorge is scratching his head with his foot.

Jorge: That. Feels. Good.

Mina: I think he needs a flea collar.

Ami: The demon turned them in to six year olds.

Usagi: So their Six now?

Ami: Yea. But they might still have the older minds or a mix of the two.

Usagi went over to Pixy.

Usagi: Pixy would you like to play with my old dolls.

Pixy: Yea. And when we are playing I can put the heads up your ass.

Usagi: .. never mind then.

Usagi slowly backs away.

Akane: So were baby siting today.

Ukyo: We are in trouble now.

Pixy sits there with her new candy bar.

Pixy: I will never leave you again my love.

Pixy starts eating it.

Steve: It will be gone it a few hours.

Ranko is carrying Donald in her arms. Donald looks down at her breast and gets a nosebleed and passes out.

Sky: I wanna fly!!!

Sky climes up a building jumps off and tries to fly. He fails. Everyone hears a big thump.

Pixy: oh that's ok he just fell on his
Head.

Everyone is quiet.

Kuno appears

Kuno: O how tragic my beloved dragon girl is now a child and too young to be my bride. What happened to you?!

He takes Pixy's hand.

Everyone: . He's so dead.

Pixy: (101 ways to kill this SOB) Hey wanna know something.

Kuno: Yes beloved is there a way to help you.

Pixy: What did five fingers say to the face?

Kuno: What?!

Pixy: SLAP!!!

Pixy slaps the living hell out of Kuno and he goes flying into a tree. Steve picks him up.

Steve: Hey Rob you were in the baseball team right?

Rob pulls out a metal bat.

Rob: Way ahead of you.

Makoto and Usagi Come out of nowhere with baseball hats on.

Makoto: And it's the bottom on the 9.

Usagi: Base's loaded.

Ukyo: Swing batter, batter, batter.

And with said Rob hit a homer right out of the park.

Kuno: I will save you my beloved.

Pixy: What a loser.

Akane: well at least he's not stalking Ranko and me any more it's just you.

Pixy stares at Akane

Akane: What.

Pixy: Run.

Akane runs like hell is on earth. Pixy laughs

Pixy: Knew that would work.

Rei: Let's just go inside.

Donald starts to wake up.

Donald: What happened?

Don is still in Ranko's arms. Donald looks at her breasts again and passes out again.

Ranko: awwwww he just needs a nap.

Everyone went inside.

Rei: ok there has to be a box with my old toys in here somewhere.

Sky: Yayyy toys toys toys toys toys toys toys toys toys toys toys toys to-

Pixy: SHUT UP!!!!

Pixy: smacks Sky.

Sky: You, you did have to do that

Sky cries. Mina picks him up he looks down and passes out. Jorge laughs his ass off

Jorge: Welcome to my world.

Donald starts to wake up in Ranko's lap. Ranko is scatting behind Don's cat ears. His leg is jumping up and down.

Rei brings out the toys and all the kids that are awake aka Sky cheer. The kids run to the box.

Pixy: Yayyy a jump rope.

Donald: Yayyyy old gameboy

Jorge: Yayy---.. NOOOOOOO

Jorge runs away screaming.

Steve: noooooo get away.

Pixy ties Steve up with jump rope and kicks him into the closet.

Rob: We should go after him.

Rei: Were did Steve go?

Pixy:.Let's go all ready.

Ami: . Pixy what did you do?

Pixy: Nothing.Let's go.

Everyone goes on the look out for Jorge.

Donald sees an ice-cream truck with a annoying song and goes to blow it up.

Donald: Bye.

Ranko: Donald stop. Damn he is running after the truck. Come back here.

Donald jumps onto the truck and it speeds away. Ranko chase's after.

Rob: Damn now we lost Don & Ranko.

Ami: Were did Pixy go?

Steve: Well there is 4 thing she could of done. 1 she saw chocolate 2 she saw someone bleeding, 3 she saw a hot guy, or 4 all three.

Sky starts to wake up in Mina's arms.

Sky: (I could get used to this.)

He looks down.

Sky: (Yep I could.)

Usagi: Mina, Can I hold him?

Mina: Ok.

Mina hands Sky to Usagi.

Sky: (Damnit!) Can you put me down?

Usagi: Ok.

Usagi puts Sky on the back of a pick up truck. It starts to pull away. Sky trips and hits his head and pass out.

Rei: Usagi! You asshole! You never put a kid on someone's car.

Ukyo: Akane, Mina, Let's go get Sky.

They run off.

Steve: Ami, Usagi. Jorge ran that way.

Ami: Let's go.

They ran the other way.

Rob: Well that leaves us.

Makoto: Come on Rei.

They starts to look for Pixy.

Some were in the city.

P-chan: (God I almost got ran over.)

The ice-cream truck that Donald was about to destroy was going straight for P-chan.

Donald: If this truck says HELLO one more time.

Ice-cream guy: What the hell is a pig doing in the rode. O well road kill bingo.

P-chan: (He is not stopping!)

Donald: Blitz! Aura Bolt!

The truck blow up.

Ranko: There he is.

P-chan: (Hey I know that attack. But that kid can't be Donald.)

Donald was siting on the sidewalk with a scraped knee. His eyes were tirey eyed. Ranko came over to him.

Donald: <Now crying> Ouch! I what my mommy.

Ranko sits next to him.

Ranko: It will be ok. Its just a scratch.

P-chan: (What the hell is going on?)

Ranko picks up Donald to comforter him.

Ranko: shhhh. It will be ok.

Donald: ok mommy.

On to Jorge running in the park.

Jorge: NOT DJ QUCK QUCK!

He was running faster than the flash.

Boy: That's one fast kid.

Girl: No kidding.

Boy: What to get busy?

Girl: Ok.

Some were in the city.

Sky: Were am I?

A girl with pink hair as siting next to Sky

Girl: O Your awake.

Sky: Who are you?

Girl: My name is Anna.

Sky: Hi Anna I'm Sky.

Anna: Well Sky. You talk good for a Six year old.

Sky: Well how old are you?

Anna: Ten.

Sky: How did I get here?

Anna: Well a truck made a turn and you flu out of the back.

Sky's stomach started to make noises.

Anna: You hungry?

Sky: Yep.

Anna: Well let's go to my house. There we can call your parents.

To were Pixy is.

Pixy was staring at a guy with long red hair.

<Flashback>

Pixy saw a hot guy. And she vanished

Pixy: I can't find my mommy! <cries>

Guy: It's ok my mom can help you, I bet.

Pixy: (sucker) What's your name?

Kurama: I'm Kurama

Pixy: (so sexy)

<Back to present>

Pixy sat in his room watching him do his homework.

Pixy: You know you are so sexy.

Kurama dropped his pencil when he heard that.

Kurama: And how old are you?!

Pixy: I'm supposed to be 16 but a demon turned me into a 6-year-old. Just wait till I'm older sexy and I'll so you something <laughed>

Kurama: Aren't you a demon.

Kurama stared at Pixy's dragon wings, whip-like tail, and her yellow eyes.

Pixy: No I'm not, I'm » human, » Dragon, » vampire, and » sorceress.

Kurama: .ok.

Back to Donald and Ranko.

They were at a ice-cream place.

Donald: How did you get free ice-cream?

Ranko: No clue. The guy just gave them to me.

P-chan: (Why did that kid call Ranma mommy?)

Donald: Thank you.

Ranko: No prob. So you want to go back to Rei's or find something to do?

Donald: You know what let's go to the park.

Ranko: You what to play on the playground don't you.

Donald: You bet your ass I do.

Old lady: (Man girls are having kids so young these days.)

Outside, Jorge ran by.

Ranko: Did you hear something.

Doanld: Nope. Hey It's that your pig?

Ranko: Yea.

Ranko picks up P-chan.

Ranko: How did you get here?

Donald: Let's go.

He grabs Ranko's hand and takes off.

Back to Sky.

Anna: He can eat a lot.

Boy: Yep I have seen cows that eat less.

Anna: Stop it Piros.

Sky: What?

Anna: So where do you live?

Sky: Well right now I'm staying a temple on a hill.

Anna: What do you mean right now.

Sky: I'm on a trip.

Piros: But your only 5 or 6.

Sky: No I'm not. I'm 15. I demon turned me into a kid.

Anna: And he didn't kill you.

Sky: I would never get killed by any demon.

Anna: Well you can stay with us until we find where you are living.

Piros: Don't worry you can stay.

Sky: Thank you.

Back to Pixy.

Pixy: Kurama are you nerves?

Kurama: For some reason I believe you're not really six so that's still getting to me.

Pixy: He's so cute.

Three guys around his age came into the room, a average guy, and a tall ugly guy.

Kuabara: Hey who's the kid.

Pixy: I'M NOT A KID YOU UGLY BARF ASS GOBLIN!!!

Kuabara: Is she a demon?

Kurama: I'm not so sure.

At the park.

Donald was on Ranko's lap on a swing. They both were having fun. P-chan was tided to a poll.

P-chan: (Some one help me.)

Don's ears point up.

Donald: Someone in trouble.

Ranko: Where are they?

Donald: Over there.

Donald takes off and Ranko is right behind him.

Over by the pond

Boy1: Give us you money.

Girl: No!

Boy2: Then we'll take it.

Boy3: Yea yea yea.

Boy4: Shut up.

Donald: Leave her alone.

Boy1: What is a 4 year old going to do?

Donald: This!

Donald disappeared.

Boy2: Where did he go?

Donald: Over here!

Don punches the boy into a tree.

Boy4: What the fuck he's not human!

Donald: I'm more human that you.

Ranko: Yo you assholes

Boy3: What? She's hot!

Ranko: And taken.

Ranko low punches him in the gut.

Boy1: Run!

Donald: Not today. Blitz! Aura Bolt!

Donald blasted the ground under the 2 boys.

Donald: That will teach you.

Ranko: You ok little girl.

Girl: Thank you. (Are those ears real? Maybe if I touch them.)

Donald: What are you doing? Yes they are real. Go a head you can touch em.

Girl: How did you know that I was going to touching them?

Donald: After 15 years of having them you get used to it.

Back to Jorge.

Jorge starts to calm down. He was at a park.

Jorge: Now that thing won't get me.

Duck: Quack!

Jorge: Not DJ Quack duck!

He goes off running again.

At Anna's house

Anna: Sky! You have wings.

Sky: Yea so.

Anna: I think they make you look cute.

Sky: (God she's hitting on me but she 10 I'm 15. What to do?) So what vidogames you got.

Anna: Well I just got the new Sailor V game.

Sky: (Any games where I can kill, blow up, shoot stuff, or rap thing.) Ok let's play then.

Were Pixy is.

Uskai: So let me understand this, you are not a demon?

Pixy: <annoyed> yeah, that's what I've been saying for the past 3 hours.

Kuabara: Besides how can something this adorable be a demon?

Pixy pulled out sign.

Sign: From the depths of hell, I escape into your nightmares, and await to devoir your pitiful soul.

Kuabara: ..

At the temple

Rob: Damn we can't find any of them.

Rei: Let's just hope they find there way home.

Steve: But we want them to come here not to back to USA.

Mina hits Steve in the head.

Ukyo: Do you think Ran-chan got Don?

Akane: Most likely.

Ami: Well we'll look here tomorrow.

Makoto: That's the park.

Usagi: That will take all day.

Rei: Stop crying meatball head.

At the end of the park

Girl: Bye Don, Bye Ranko.

Donald & Ranko: Bye.

They both start walking for Rei's house.

Ranko: You know what we forgot to ask her her name.

Donald: Who cairs we saved her life that's what matters.

At that moment the ground started to rumble.

Donald: Ranko do have my daggers?

Ranko: Yea here.

A Fire demon came out of the ground

Demon: I will kill the boy and take the girl.

Donald: Over my dead body. (O shit I can barley hold up my daggers.)

Demon: Then so be it. I toke you moms and dads minds I'll take you're to.

Donald: You attacked my parents.

Demon: Yes. Now you'll die to.

He shot some demon claw thing and it pinned down Ranko to a rock. Energy began to shooting out of Donald.

Donald: You toke my mom and my dad now your taking my mommy. You will die now.

Donald's arm's and leg's were now striped and the three on his face were glowing.

Demon: But my lord said he was weak as a child.

Donald: He said wrong. Twilight Slash!

Demon: Fire shield!

Donald's attack whet right throe the demon shield and killed him. Then Donald pass out. Ranko broke free and notice most of Don's clothes were burned off.

Ranko: O Donald what are we going to do with you.

At Anna's house they were outside. Sky was trying to fly.

Anna: That's 23 times all ready.

Sky: Let me try one more time.

Sky climes up the side of the house and jumps right into a mudpuddel.

Anna: Ouch. That had to hurt. Well we better get you cleaned up. I hope my brother has something that will fit you.

Sky: That would be nice. <Splat>

Anna: Big brother! He's out again!

Well I think he's In chine.

Jorge stops at a stand.

Guy: Yo Boy. You like toy right. Then by my toys.

Jorge: Well what you got?

Guy: Well yo-yo, Min pin-pog, and this.

Jorge take's one look at it and runs.

Guy: You no like DJ Quack Quack 2000.

Back at the temple.

Ranko: Well at least there was a blanket in the my bag.

Rob: So you did find him.

Ranko: Yep.

She puts Donald on a pillow.

Ranko: Was he all ways this out going and intent on destroying ice-cream trucks?

Rob: Yep.

Rei: What happed to him.

Ranko: A demon attack us a Don toke him out with that twilight attack. His clothes were burned in the fight.

Usagi: Well my brother might have something that could fit him.

Ranko: Yea. You should get em.

Ukyo: So his tail is on his but.

Ranko: Ukyo!

Back to Jorge.

Jorge: That's it next Duck of DJ duck is going to die.

A demon that looks like a duck comes out.

Jorge: That's it! Fullmoon Holing Slash!

Demon: What?

A Moon was in the sky and Jorge's sword was glowing. A red flame shot out and with one slash the demon was cut in two.

Jorge: Now to get back to the temple.

Back to Anna's house.

Sky: When will my clothes dry?

Anna: In about 30 mins. Good thing my little brothers clothes fit you.

Sky: Yea.

A loud boom went off.

Anna: What was that?

Sky: I Don't know.

Anna: Let's go see what it is.

Sky: Ok. But stay behind me.

Anna: Ok.

A Earth demon comes out of the ground.

Demon: I will kill you boy.

Sky: Anna get back in the house. I can take him.

Anna: Be caful.

Sky: Don't worry.

Demon: Tera Destroyer!

Sky: SideWinder!

Sky blocked the attack.

Demon: Die!

Sky: Nope. I still got girls to fuck. Talon Kick!

Sky kick off the demon's head.

Sky: Good bye.

Anna: That was unbelievable! You saved us.

Sky: No prop. Let's just go inside.

Anna: Ok .. Hey what dose he mean still got girls to fuck?

Back to the temple.

Donald wakes up.

Donald: What happened?

Ami: You killed a demon with that twilight attack of you're. Stay still. I have to rap up the burns.

Usagi came in with some clothes.

Usagi: Here you go this should fit.

Donald: Thank you. Wear's Ranko?

Ami: She is sleeping in the next room.

Rob came in the room.

Rob: We think we found Jorge.

Rei: How?

Rob: On the news they said, "A monster attack was stopped be a red moon beam.". That's Jorge's final attack. So he has to be near by.

Donald: So let's go. Ouch!

Ami: You are't going any were.

Donald: O come on.

Ami: No.

Rei: Usagi you stay here to keep Don company.

Usagi: But But.

Rei: No buts.

Don & Usagi: Man. This sucks.

Rei: Well I could let Steve stay.

Donald: No that's ok. (Maybe I just take a little cat nap with Ranko. I'm 6 right.)

Donald gets dressed and goes into the room Ranko is in and goes to sleep at her feet.

At Kurama's house

Kuabara: I'm scared

Uskai: Pussy

Pixy walked over to where Kurama was sitting and hugged him from behind.

Kurama: (God help me)

Uskai: awwww how cute Kurama's got a girlfriend.<laugh>

Kurama: Quiet Uskai!

Uskai laughed even louder. Kurama looked anger.

Pixy: May I?

Kurama: Yes

Pixy: Hell Fire!

Uskai's ass was set on fire and he screamed like Micheal Jackson from Scary MOVIE 3. Kurama laughed.

Kurama: You're cool ya know.

Pixy: <smiles> Thanks, hey I have to find my friends . Can you help me.

Kurama: I thought you wanted to look for your parents?

Pixy: . My parents are dead.

Kurama: ..sorry

Pixy: Well can you help me?

Kurama: Alright

Uskai in background: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Kuabara splashes him with water.

Uskai passes out.

Pixy : At least he doesn't change into something)

Back to Sky.

Anna: Good thing you killed that monster.

Sky: Yea. Hold that thought Got to fly.

Sky jumps out off a tree and falls on his head.

Anna: (Boys are so dumb.) You alright?

Sky: I'm ok. I hit my head like that a lot.

Anna: (Well that explains something.)

Sky: One more tr

Sky was cut off.

Anna: No!

Sky: Just one mo

He was cut off again.

Anna: No!

Sky: I promise no more after this.

Anna: Well ok.

Sky climes up the tree and jumps.

Sky: Weeeee! Oh yea gotta fly.

Sky starts to fall.

Anna: That's going to hurt.

Sky: Fly damnit! Hey I'm flying I'm Flying!

Anna: Nope your falling.

Sky: Now I'm falling. Shit!

Anna: I'll get the ice.

Back to Don and Ranko.

Donald wakes up in Ranko's arms.

Donald: (Why is she holing me?) Yea Ranko you up?

Ranko: Yea. You ok. You were having a nightmare. So I picked you up and you started to calm down.

Donald: Well thank you I guess.

Ranko: It must be hard on you losing you mom and dad.

Donald: I'm ok. But this body what's me to burst out crying, but I know when I kill that demon evey thing will go back to the way it was.

Ranko hugs Donald.

Ranko: We'll win this fight.

Donald: But first. I need to grow up.

Back to Anna's house.

Sky is waking up.

Sky: What the fuck I'm I in a cage?

Anna: My mom told me to put you in there until you stop jumping off the tree.

Sky: You do know I can break out at any time.

Anna: I know. But just stay here for the night.

Sky: Well ok. (I get to fuck something soon. Right?)

Anna: If your good I might give you something good.

Sky: (Sex, Fucking, Sex, Fucking!)

Anna: Night Sky.

Sky: (Sex.) Night Anna. (Fucking.)