Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kat's Party Bash!!!!!! ❯ Ducks, plotholes, tofu and the Jerry Springer Show??? O.O;; ( Chapter 7 )

I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHA!!!! Miss meh??? I'm going to a wedding tomorrow, so don't expect any updates kay? I'm having three new ppl in this chappie then one more in the other and that's it ^^U Sorry! Whoever wants to be in: “The twisted-ness of Kat and Danielle-chan” please tell me in your review kay? Remember! No flames! Or I shall have my kitty sic ya!!! Anyways, the chappie may be short, but this is probably the funniest yet ^^ R&R!

 

Disclaimer: -___- You know, I know, the American ppl know I don't own anything! But I am in search of a Inuyasha plushie ^^

 

 

 

Yusuke: WHY YOU!! OF ALL PEOPLE!!??

 

Ash Mimamato: O.o;;; What the duck are you guys doing?

 

Hiei: -.- What does it look like we're doing?

 

Ash: I couldn't say…

 

Demon cat: ::comes up behind Ash:: Meow! Meow!

 

Frost: O.o WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!!??? ::jumps in Marik's arms::

 

Marik: O.O Dude, you have issues…….

 

Ash: Oh! You mean this sweetie? ::picks up demon cat:: This is Siga. My demon kitty! ::huggles Siga::

 

Siga: ::purrs::

 

Yusuke: So what the hell are you doing here anyway?

 

Ash: I'm here for Kat's party ^^

 

Seto: What is this? A party bash?

 

Ash: Uhhh YEAH! ::points at title of fic:: LOOK AT THE DAMN TITLE FOR KAMI'S SAKE!!!

 

Seto: O.O;; Oh.

 

Everyone else besides Seto: ::falls over::

 

 

 

 

(At Kat's House)

 

Jaquelyn: ::running downstairs screaming, but trips on a chew-toy and falls over, colliding into Audrey::

 

Audrey: ::spills popcorn everywhere:: GAH!! JAQUELYN-CHAN!!!!!

 

Ali: ::eating popcorn from floor:: Yum! Popcorn ^^

 

 

Senko/Kat: O__O

 

Kira/Dragonna: ::playing “Resident Evil” and were to hooked to the game to notice::

Danielle: ::noticed but didn't care::

 

Jaquelyn: I SAW MARIK! HE WAS SPYING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Kat: Alright be honest, who saw this coming? ::people raise hands:: You two readers! ::readers raise hands:: That's right.

 

Audrey: ::smells like buttery popcorn:: -.-U Knew those boys were up to no good.

 

Senko: Duh! They're never up to no good! I mean, they're boys! No good trouble -makers who we are strangely attracted to since it's the meaning of life!

 

Kat: O.O Very historic of ya Senko-chan.

 

Senko: Thank you ^^

 

Jaquelyn: CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE TOPIC OF A 5,000 YEAR OLD CRAZY YAMI WHO WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD PEEPING ON ME!!!??

 

Audrey: Not really. We were outta that topic minutes ago.

 

Jaqueltn: -__-U Nobody loves me.

 

Dragonna: I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST!!!!!!!!!! ::yells so loud the windows break::

 

Kat: >_< WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO BREAK MY HOUSE!!!!!????

 

Kira: Not my fault! I'm just a lot better than you ^^

 

Dragonna: GRRRRRRR!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!! ::tackles Kira::

 

Both girls: ::having a giant catfight::

 

Background music: ::the theme song of the one and only: The Jerry Springer Show::

 

Voices somewhere in the plothole of this fic: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

 

Danielle: O.o;; The Jerry Springer Show? Where did that come from?

 

Kat: -.-U No clue.

 

(In the real world)

 

Kat: ::seated in a wooden chair with a typewriter with a candle for light. The Wilson family is bound and gagged in a corner::

 

Danielle: Seriously, where did that part of the fic come from?

 

Kat: U_U Ideas always happen at the wrong time.

 

Danielle: When was that?

 

Kat: 5 am in the morning.

 

Danielle: O.o Weird.

 

(Back to the fanfiction world)

 

Kira/Dragonna: ::are throwing pieces of tofu at each other::

 

Ali: O_____O WHERE DID THE TOFU COME FROM!!!!????

 

Kat: ::sweatdrops:: My yami Aeris loves tofu.

 

Everyone except Kat, kira and Dragonna: Ahhhh.

 

(With Ash and the guys)

 

Ash: Soooooo, let's go into Kat's place!

 

Yusuke: Yeah sure. Let's just hope Hiei doesn't go into heat and he and Kat mess around ::snickers::

 

Hiei: ::turns all red:: WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE “THAT”!!!!!!!!!

 

Seto: You guys did have a make-out session

 

Hiei: We did but we were drunk for crying out loud!! Because of YOU!!! ::points at a confused Ash and Yusuke::

 

Yusuke/Ash: What?

 

Frost: ::is laughing his head off in the back::

 

Marik: But don't forget! ::points at Ash and Yusuke:: You two got drunk two and ::cough:: ::cough::

 

Ash/Yusuke: ::get these big heads:: DON”T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!

 

Marik: ::turns all chibi:: Meep.

 

Siga: ::hisses at Marik::

 

Marik: Ash-chan, you're being all mean to me.

 

Yusuke: You are.

 

Hiei: Yup.

 

Seto: Uh-huh.

 

Frost: I heard that.

 

Marik: Yeah dog.

 

Ash: -.- You guys remind me of the movie “The Godfather”. ::imitates Marik's voice:: “Ya know, Ash is being mean to me. ::imitates the other boys:: “Yeah Yeah, boss, yeah”

 

Boys: T___T#

 

(With Kat and co)

 

Kira/Dragonna: ::done fighting and are just watching a anime movie::

 

Kat: ::brings in popcorn:: MOVIE TIME!!!!

 

Girls: YAY!!!!!!!!

 

Ali: Let's also have a karaoke thing too! I mean, it's right there! ::points to the karaoke bar that just appeared out of nowhere::

 

Kat: We're gonna need more people.

 

Senko: ::pushes button, and Vicki also known as Kurama's sweetest thing(I think..maybe?? ^^U) falls out of a trapdoor::

 

Vicki: BOUT TIME!!! I've been in there for a week! You didn't even feed meh!! ::glares at Senko::

 

Senko: Ehe ^^UU

 

Kat: Hmm, we also need boys if we do the karaoke.

 

::As if on cue, Ash and the guys materialize in the room::

 

Ash: O.O That was random.

 

The guys: ::just sweatdrop::

 

Hiei: ::see's Kat's pjs show some skin on her and just drools::

 

Kat: ::sees this:: Pervert. T_T

 

Ali: Well, ::cough:: Since this is soooo convient, how bout we start?

 

 

 

 

That's it! So, what kind of songs would you guys want to sing? Your choice kay? R&R!!!!! Jan e for now!

 

-Katto-chan has left the building