Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kurama & Kuonue in - Trouble at tickneytock ❯ The Story ( One-Shot )

Kurama and Kuronue

In

Trouble in Ticknytock

 

 

As Kurama and Kuronue were running away from stealing a crystle, they came across a town called "Ticknytock". They were wondering where this town came from, but they thought it woud have a good hiding place in it. So they went in the middle of two buildings to hide.

 

Hat Shop Madness

 

Kurama: Ok... I think we lost them... *starts checking out the crystle*

 

Kuronue: *Looks arross the street* A HAT SHOP!! ...hmmm... Kurama semes to be busy... theres no cars... why not? *sneaks across the street when all of the suden... a WHOLE wack of cars come driving across the street* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*runs back as he checks around the corner of the building* ok this time theres no cars at all... *makes it into the shop* hmmmmm... AHH!! heres the perfact hat! *picks up pink hat with bunny ears and a bird beak and goes to buy it*

 

Kurama: Just seems to be a normal crys... WHERES KURONUE!! *looks across the street* he must have went in there...-.-

 

Kuronue: Yes! I would like this hat please!

 

Kurama: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??!!

 

Kuronue: Buying a hat... What does it look like im doing...

 

Kurama: YOU IDIOT! YOUR GOING TO BLOW ARE COVER!

 

Kuronue: To late... ive already bought it... *puts hat on* Do I look good in it?

 

Kurama: NO! NOW PUT THE OTHER HAT BACK ON!

 

Kuronue: *Starts crying* b-but you said I could buy a souvenier...

 

Kurama: And just when did I say that?...

 

Kuronue: I dont know... *tapes new hat onto head* there... now it wont come off...

 

Kurama: Crap... there here...

 

Police People

 

Randome Police Guy #1: Hold it right there Fluffy Tail and Batman

 

Randome Police Guy #2: Yeah! We got new names for you two, and your going to like them...

 

Kurama: And what if we dont...

 

Randome Police Guy #1: ...What will we do if they dont like them...

 

Randome Police Guy#2: I dont know...

 

Kurama: *Kills Randome police Guy #1*

 

Kuronue: Huh? You want some?! You want some?! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??!! *starts jabing Randome Police Guy #2* And tat takes care of that!

 

Kurama: You diddent do anything but jab him... Infact hes probably still alive! *Bullet comes flying right across his face*

 

Randome Police Guy #2: Darn! Missed!

 

Kurama: *kills Randome Police Guy #2* Thats how it is done... Learn to kill...

 

Kuronue: Well excuse me Kurama! I...

 

Randome Lady #1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Help me!

 

Kuronue: Someones in trouble! Lets go! *runs over to Randome Lady #1*

 

Kurama: NO! DONT!

 

Kuronue: Whats wrong?...

 

Randome Lady #1: I broke a nail...

 

Kuronue: WTF? I dont really care... Get out of here and you will be glad you will have any nails left...

 

Randome Lady #1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*runs away*

 

Kuronue: ...Ladys... who needs them... oh yeah! we do! For entertainment!

 

Geni Geni in the jar

 

Kurama: YOU IDIOT! DONT RUN OFF UNLESS I SAY YOU CAN!

 

Kuronue: * runs away* Run run, as fast as you can! You cant catch me! Im the Batman!

 

Kurama: GET BACK HERE!

 

Kuronue: NO!

 

Kurama: YES!

 

Kuronue: Then come and get me!

 

Kurama: ...fine *shoots a plant at Kuronue and it wraps around his body and pulls him back*

 

Kuronue: Thats cheating... unfair... ...say... i have an idea...

 

Kurama: What do you want...

 

Kuronue: LETS DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!!

 

Kurama: OH... GOD NO!! If you dont shut up, ill have to kill you!

 

Kuronue: You wouldnt kill your best friend would you...

 

Kurama: Yes I would if I had to...

 

Kuronue: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs away*

 

Kurama: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUN AWAY!!

 

Kuronue: I wasent litsing!

 

Kurama: GRRRRRRRR!!! GET BACK HERE OR ILL KILL YOU!!!

 

Kuronue: *runs back* I dont want to get killed...

 

Kurama: Then dont run away... ok?

 

Kuronue: Ok... fine...he...he...he... *runs away again*

 

Kurama: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTENT!

 

Kuronue: NO! *starts flying* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Kurama: DAMMIT! NOW I CANT CATCH YOU! *sniffle* i wish i colud fly...

 

Random Genie #1: *pops up* your wish has been granted...

 

Kurama: Awsome! Lets try it... hey... where did you come from...

 

Random genie #1: I'm just here to help out randome fox demoms!

 

Kurama: Oh…ok then… WHAT?… IM NOT A RANDOM FOX DEMON! IM THE BEST RANDOME FOX DEMON!

 

Random genie #1: ok then… *poofs away*

 

Kurama: …wheres Kuronue?

 

Kuronue: *on top of a building, then jumps down and starts flying around Kurama*

 

Kurama: help me!?! I'm being circled…

 

Kuronue: its all part of life my friend…

 

When Faces Attack

 

Kurama: TT_TT I thought I was your best friend…

 

Kuronue: -_______-`

 

Kurama: ^^'

 

Kuronue: ..Where are these faces coming from? …They're kinda creeping me out..

 

Kurama: Meh, I've learned to ignore them.

 

Kuronue: o_0 …GYAH! T_T Another one… GET ME AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! T_T

 

Kurama: theres another one!

 

O.O: We have come to invade your planet!

 

T_T: LAY THE BOMBS!

 

*.* - $_$ - :-) - :-(: LAY THE BOMBS!

 

Bombs - BOOOOOOOOOOOM

 

Kurama: Well there goes half the world...

 

Kuronue: Speaking of half... we were on the half that exploded... *both start falling*

 

O.O: HA HA HA! NOW DIE

 

^______________^: Hi! IM HAPPY FACE!

 

O.O: Yeah hes just there... dont mind him...you can kill kim if you want...

 

Kurama: *kills happy face(^______________^)*

 

^____ ____^: NO! Now i have a hole in me....

 

Kurama: whatever... im going to go over there now... wate a minuet!?!

 

Falling Into Hell

 

Kurama: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Kuronue: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I CAN SEE THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!!

 

Kurama: Thats where were headed you ideot!

 

DUN DUN DUN!

 

Kuronue: where did that come from!?

 

Kurama: Who knows...

 

They fall into the middle of the earth and Peter Griffin from family guy is there, working at his bar...

 

Peter: You know we dont get many bat demons any more...

 

Kuronue: Oh yeah!?! you wanna bet! *bats start flying around him* Ive got all of my friends right here! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Peter: Neahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *runs away*

 

Kuronue: Cursess... I diddent get the beer that Ive wanted for how long now!?!

 

Kurama: 8 years -_-' AHH! its another face!

 

Kuroue: you kept count o.O AHH! Another face!

 

Kurama: I said it first!

 

Kuronue: No I did!

 

Kurama: Look at the writing! Mine was written first!

 

Kuronue: DAMMIT!