Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Third Party Love ❯ in the beginning there were idiots ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Well, this is my story. I hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it. tournament

Why am I starting at the end of a very, and I mean very weird tale of two mutant lovers? Because I can that's why, and you can't stop me. But then it wouldn't make a lot of sense now would it? Well it all started at the end of the dark tournament. No wait, it all ended at the start dark tournament. Well, I'll let you decide. Now where was I? The dark tournament had just ended with our heroes, the Urimeshi Team. But I bet you've already heard that story, now haven't you? So let's start things at a different point of view. Let's try first person.

Jin awoke in the hospital. "Ai my head feels like a mouse be having a party in my head." He looked around and spotted a nurse standing by a male with blue hair. "Hello ma'am, could you please tell me where I am and how I got here?"

"So you woke up, I guess that means I'm not allowed to eat you," the nurse said with a sugary sweet smile. She eased toward the blue hair boy she was next to before and laid her hand on his head. The guy flinch under the pressure that she was applying. Then I remembered, he was my teammate. Wait a second, she's going to eat him. Personally, I wanted to know how he tasted too but how would it sound if I said: Hey girl let me have some, and since he's my friend I have dibs on his legs.

I got up and walked over to her. "What's your name," I said still preceding toward her.

"Zarbonia, but you can call me Z." she started to walk towards a sink and got a glass of water. She was walking back when Touya, my teammate, started to stir again.

"So, are you going to eat him?" I decided to ask after a long silence.

"It was a joke." She poured the glass of water (or whatever comes out of demon sinks) on his face.

The blue haired male jumped up from the coldness of the water. "You know you're not a very good nurse." I said just about to fall on my hands and knees from laughing.

"Your point would be"

"I really don't know, but I know that guy so I can take him off your back. Figuratively speaking, unless you know something I don't."

"Um, guys," Touya said, "could you please tell me what's going on?"

"You were there and now you're here." Z said with another one of her smiles.

He looked towards me for an explanation. I shrugged. It would be one hell of a lie if I told him that I knew what she meant.

"Well, we'd better get going. I have some things to do." I said trying to lift Touya off the stretcher.

"I can carry myself," he said pushing me away. And you know what he did? He fell on the floor.

"I told you so."

"Yep, he did try to help." Little miss perky said.

"Whatever,"

As we left the hospital I noticed that we were being followed by that wacked out nurse.

"What are you doing here? Don't you have work to do?" I said speeding up so I get away from her.

"I never worked there," there goes that retarded smile again. "I wanted to know if I could come with you."

"What would you do if we declined your offer?"

She stood there for a while as if she had to comprehend the question. "I'd probably take a picture of you carrying him and show to everyone so I ruin your reputation by telling everyone you guys are GAY!"

"Fine, but don't get in the way," Toya said deleting the silence.

"Before we leave, can we stop by one of my friends houses, they might want to come on our little adventure."

"Hell no! Does this look like a get-together of the idiots?"

She pulled out a camera and took a photo. "What were you saying?"

"Let's go get your little buddy. There isn't a moment to lose."

By the time we got a block away from the hospital Toya could walk again. Good thing too because I don't think I could carry his fat ass anymore. But it does have a nice feel to it. What am I talking about? I am not like that, mutant girls all the way. Him and fine body need to go on weight watchers.

"What did you say about me?" Toya shot me a glare that could melt his attacks.

Did I really say that out loud? Oh the embarrassment.

He moves to the other side of that bizarre nurse. It's really bad when he's seeking protection from a crack-head. I didn't mean any harm, I just want to tap that ass.

We follow Z into an alley and run into a dead-end. Oh my beautiful Toya, I'll protect you from any danger that might seek to harm you.

She uses a doorbell and rings it three times in some weird pattern. Stupid humans, why doesn't she just blow the door up. It's convenient, saves electricity, and it's one hell of an entrance.