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Ginga GIRI GIRI! The Universe is in Danger!
By Amiko - Butchered by SSJ
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---- Chapter 13: Not Another Chick Fight... ----

Things were just fine and dandy at the Tendo Dojo that day. The girls were all glad to see
Ranma return at that time, knowing little of what would befall their small dojo. Ranma was
sweating, for he had dashed through trees, grass, water, desert, and anything in his path
in order to return safely there. He just muttered, "Finally, I’m home."

There suddenly was much activity. At the sound of Ranma's voice, out bursted Shampoo and
Ukyo from wherever they were. "RANMA!" Shampoo yelled as she leapt forward and glomped
Ranma. "Ranma come home for Shampoo."

Ukyo glared at Shampoo for that and threatened, "I don’t think so, hussy."

"What you say, Spatula-girl?" Shampoo spat back.

Ukyo and Shampoo glared at each other. She began, "Why you..."

Ranma sighed, "Not again..."

And as if things couldn't get any worse, Akane stepped into the room. She said more out of
reflex, "Oh Ranma, you’re home." Then she saw what was happening, with the two girls
grabbing onto him. She blinked. She then turned about to leave and said, "Wait, I don’t
want to disturb you."

Suddenly, a voice echoed through the house, "Bakusai Tenketsu!"

"Hey," Ranma muttered as he turned to the sound. "That sounds like Ryoga." And indeed, it
was, for he dodged out of the way as debris flew all over the place. The door flew off its
hinges and there was Ryoga, standing proud before Amiko, SSJ, and TM. "You know, you could
have just opened the door," Ranma said with narrow eyes.

Ryoga just smirked and didn't reply. Behind him, Amiko was facing TM and SSJ and said,
"See! I told you he’d take us here!"

SSJ yelled back in anger, "Yeah, after he took us ALL OVER ASIA!" He had veins that were as
thick as vines, then, and was sweating buckets. He clearly was not in the mood.

TM added in anger, "Not to mention Canada."

Amiko just said back in anger, "Hey! Give him some credit."

The focus returned to Ryoga, who stood in the doorway. Kasumi entered in the background,
sighing at the broken door as Ryoga stated, "Ranma Saotome, today is the day I shall break
you!"

Then, Ranma suddenly remembered something. He pointed at Ryoga and said, "Huh? I thought
you were in that little ball thingy."

"I was, but Miss Amiko was kind enough to let me out so I can have my revenge." Ryoga then
dashed forward, aiming a punch at Ranma. Quickly, though, Ranma parried the blow and leapt
away from Ryoga.

Nabiki then came out with all the commotion. She exchanged glances with Kasumi, and the two
asked questions. Kasumi's was, "Oh Ryoga, who are your new friends?"

Nabiki asked, "Yeah, who’s the chick?"

Ryoga then aimed a kick at Ranma. He blocked and yelled with incredulity, "Fr-Fri-Friend’s?
That chick put Ryoga in a little ball!" He then dodged another blow from Ryoga.

Nabiki looked at Amiko and muttered, "Why did ya let him out?"

"Hey!" Ryoga yelled. During his lapse in concentration, Ranma took the advantage. He landed
one single blow that sent Ryoga flying out the back door and into a pond.

Amiko and Akane yelled in unison, "P-CHAN!"

Akane was silent for a bit, realizing that Amiko called Ryoga the name she had given him.
"How do you know P-Chan?" she demanded.

Amiko just whistled innocently and replied, "I have my ways."

TM nudged SSJ and whispered, "Crap, Amiko is gonna get in a fight with Akane."

SSJ grew silent. He looked at Amiko, glaring at Akane. He then turned back to TM, "Run." So
they dashed away and hid behind whatever they could, watching the house from afar.

Back at Amiko, she pulled out her bishie ball, this one with a label of "P-Chan"
scotch-taped onto it. "P-Chan return," she said. A red beam came from the pond, and Ryoga,
or P-Chan, disappeared in her bishie ball.

Akane yelled, "Hey! Give him back!"

Amiko just simply said, "You’ll have to fight me for him."

In the background, Shampoo latched onto Ranma again and said, "Come on Ranma, no you need
worry about violent Akane." So she began dragging him away as Ukyo began protesting.

Back at Akane, she shook her fist at Amiko. "Why you," she began as she dashed forward at
Amiko. They were just about to fight when Amiko held her hands up.

"Hey wait," she said as Akane stopped just before Amiko. Amiko then said quite seriously,
"I wouldn’t want to make a mess on Kasumi’s floor, so why don’t we act like civilized
people and take this outside? Hmm?"

Akane just glared at Amiko. "Fine," she uttered as she turned about to step to the pond
were Ryoga fell in. Amiko took this as a prime moment to apply her magical makeup. Light
suddenly flooded the area.

Akane turned around in surprise. She was even more surprised that she didn't see Amiko
anywhere. Instead, Amiko's Bat Shadow Lady form stood there. Amiko just stretched and said
with pride, "Oh yeah! It’s time to kick some butt!"

"Hey! Where’s that Amiko chick?!" Akane demanded as she pointed at the girl.

"Right here," Amiko replied as she pointed to herself. "I hope you didn’t mind if I put
some make-up on. After all it gives this fight a more dramatic appearance."

"Whatever. It won’t help you."

SSJ and TM were inside the house now, watching the fight through the window. SSJ was white
with fear. He didn't want to see blood and guts all over the place like it was Kill Bill.
"I can’t watch," he said as he covered his eyes with his hands. "Poor Akane is doomed." But
it was hard to fight off curiosity as he peeked through his fingers.

TM, on the other hand, was cheering and chanting, "CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!"

Back at Amiko and Akane, Amiko just muttered, "Let’s just get this over with. I have more
important things to do." Akane just yelled as she dashed forward at Amiko. She came
extremely fast, sending a wave of punches straight at Amiko's Bat self. She flew back from
the attack. "Tch!" Amiko grunted as she wheeled around in midair to land on her feet. She
continued, "So you drawn first blood. Then I’ll draw this!"

Akane froze as Amiko began glowing. A dark emerald light came from her as a new limit break
as born. Finally, the light faded and she yelled the attack name, "DEADLY NIGHTSHADE!"

There suddenly was the sound of flapping. Everyone froze, especially Akane. The sky seemed
to darken as the flapping slowly got louder. Finally, out of the sky came thousands of bats
that started flying across the battlefield (namely the Tendo’s backyard). Akane couldn't do
anything as she was struck senseless by the wave of bats. She fell to the ground, unable to
move. And then a voice called, "Bishie ball, go!"

Amiko saw it. A bishie ball flew towards Akane, hitting her and flying back through a
window. She saw SSJ catching the bishie ball through the window and sighing. She fumed.

"Damn it!" yelled Demo. Just then, SSJ and TM just noticed him, standing right beside them
on a countertop. "Amiko was again used as a Pikachu!"

SSJ and TM just exchanged glances. TM then asked, "Uh, who are you?"

Demo replied, "One of Amiko's friends."

SSJ then whispered to TM, "Must have been during the Kamui thing." TM nodded in agreement.
The three then turned back to where Amiko was. Only to see that Amiko was not there. They
then heard a feminine chuckle right by Ranma.

The three sweatdropped upon seeing the bat lady, Amiko, leaning on Ranma and drawing an
imaginary circle on his chest with her finger. (Think Ryoko on Tenchi Muyo with Tenchi in
the picture.) They heard her say, "Anyway, aren’t you glad I got rid of that wicked little
Akane?"

Shampoo flared and yelled, "Who are you to take my Ranma?!"

Ukyo added, "Hey! Get off my Ranma-honey."

Ranma now had three girls after him now. He sighed, but Bat Shadow Lady, Amiko, reassured
him, "Don’t worry Ranma. I’ll take care of them." She smiled as she took out the compact
and layered the crimson eye shadow on top of the black.

Ranma saw TM and SSJ hiding in the house. He edged away as a light overcame Amiko and stood
beside them. "She’s kinda obsessed with make-up, isn't she?" he said to the two.

TM replied, "No, she only got this way after she was kidnapped."

Ranma was silent. "Kidnapped?"

SSJ added, "Yeah, and got engaged."

And then, some random guy spoke over the conversation, "Engaged? My poor sweet Suzuran has
been engaged to whom? Ranma, you fiend!" The three turned to the sudden arrival. It was
Tatewaki Kuno, still alive and well despite being shot with a Number 9 bullet.

The light then faded around Amiko. She was then in the form of a cat, looking back at Kuno.
She sighed, "I thought I got rid of you on that island."

Kuno noticed Amiko in her cat form. Oh, how happy he seemed then as he dreamily said, "Is
that Rosy kitten my lovely Suzuran?"

Then, another voice called, "Silence brother! I must have revenge." Kodachi Kuno arrived.
The Tendo Dojo sure was having a lot of visitors.

"Why the Hell are you all here?!" yelled Ranma. "Don't you know how to knock?!" He then saw
that the doorway had collapsed further from his bout with Ryoga.

"Door was open," Kodachi replied. "And besides, I have some unfinished business."

Kodachi shoved forward, but was then stopped by Kuno. He then spoke quite seriously, "I
won’t let you hurt my Suzuran, Kodachi." And everyone besides the two gagged.

Still, Kodachi shoved Kuno out of the way and pointed at Amiko. "You!" she yelled. "I
challenge you to a match!"

Amiko sighed, "Please, I know I’m wonderful, but one at a time." Ranma, TM, and SSJ
sweatdropped and sighed.

Kodachi just glared at Amiko and yelled, "Why you can’t handle all of us together?!"

Shampoo nodded. "Shampoo agrees with flower lady."

"Ditto," said Ukyo as she spun her spatula around as a weapon.

Amiko sighed, "Fine, have it your way." She then dropped into a fighting stance and
challenged, "Bring it on."

Shampoo was the first to leap forward. She leaped forward and kicked straight at Amiko.
Only, Amiko was fast and Shampoo kicked through air. "Huh?" Shampoo said as she saw Amiko
dashing around behind her.

Ukyo lowered her spatula, and instead from nowhere she pulled out a bunch of smaller
spatulas. She held them tightly as she glared at Amiko. "Eat this, kitty cat," she said as
she threw them at Amiko's cat self.

Amiko sighed as she dodged each and every spatula. She dashed around the area and landed
atop the roof of the Tendo house. "You all are going to have to do better than that to beat
me," she mocked.

"Then try resisting the attack of a thousand arms," said Kodachi. Amiko was taken aback.
That voice came from right behind her. She barely dodged that attack to land back on the
ground, landing on the side of the pond opposite Ukyo and Shampoo. Kodachi landed beside
the two.

"If we work together," Ukyo began, "then we can slow her down and beat her."

Shampoo, Ukyo, and Kodachi nodded in agreement. With their combined power (if you can call
it power), they caught Amiko and trapped her. It eventually ended up with them pinning
Amiko down on the ground as Amiko struggled to move. Amiko just yelled, "Ganging up is no
fair!"

She sighed and pouted at how unfair it was, just as her eye shadow was rubbed away by
Kodachi. Kodachi smirked and muttered, "There, now you’re not so tough. Give up?"

Amiko glared back and said, "No, never." With all her strength, she shoved the three away
and leapt back and away. Only then, she landed in the pond to set off ANOTHER of her forms.
The three were surprised to see Amiko replaced with her Nightcrawler self. "Verdammen!" she
swore. (Subtitles across the screen read: "Damn!" It was German, apparently.)

Shampoo looked at the new Amiko. Her transformations still confused her as she wondered,
"Where little girl go?"

Amiko, in all her blue glory, pointed to herself, "Here again."

Kodachi looked at the furball. She couldn't help but laughing, "Hahahahahaha! What a
pathetic sight!"

Kasumi, standing there by Ranma, SSJ, and TM, watched Amiko. She put a hand to her cheek as
she said, "Poor thing. What happened?"

Amiko turned to Kasumi and replied, "Well Ranma dumped us into the springs at Jusenkyou."

Nabiki was there, too, with Kasumi. She turned to Ranma and asked, "Ranma did you really do
that?"

Ranma just answered fearfully, "Y-Y-Yeah sorry about that." Amiko was proving her
deadliness once again.

Amiko just said, "That’s ok." She then turned back to Kodachi and company.

Shampoo just glared at Amiko. "Let’s get rid blue furry thing," she told the others.

Ukyo nodded. "Yeah, she was all over my..." She trailed off. Shampoo as glaring at her now.
She corrected herself, "I mean, our Ranma!"

Kodachi just glared at Amiko. "We shall spite you."

***

TM, meanwhile, had left the area, as did SSJ. They had figured they all would take a while,
so they had brought a wad of paper to a certain desk of a certain room of a certain
building. Sitting at the desk as the censor for GGG (because after all, without his hard
work, this fic would be NC-17 from violence alone). TM saw the censor with his black
marker. Entire lines were blocked. Whole paragraphs crossed out. TM just pointed, "This is
coming out to a real violent chapter."

SSJ agreed, "Yeah."

***

Back at the Tendo house, Kodachi had just uttered her words. Amiko just smirked. She
replied, "That’s if you can catch me!"

Shampoo and the others did not wait for her to say any more. They leapt after Amiko. Then
suddenly, BAMF! Amiko was suddenly hanging from the wall of the dojo. Shampoo and company
stopped in their tracks. They turned to Amiko, surprised by her incredible speed. And they
glared when Amiko stuck out her tongue and mocked them, "As they say in America, neener,
neener, neener!"

Ukyo growled in anger. She exchanged glances with Kodachi, and the two nodded. They then
leapt forward at Amiko. Only then did Kuno leap into the way to stop the two. They skidded
to a halt as Kuno protected Amiko from further injury (as if she had any). Kodachi growled,
"Out of the way, brother."

Kuno coldly returned, "No. Look, you scared the little angel."

Ukyo suddenly choked. "ANGEL?!" she yelled.

"She tried to take my Ranma!" Shampoo added.

The four then faced each other arguing over Amiko, so Amiko took this as a delightful
opportunity. "Bishie ball, go!" she yelled as she tossed one at Ranma. Before Ranma could
do anything, he was caught and Amiko cheered, "There! I got Ranma. YAY!" She grinned wide,
and held out her hand with the victory/peace sign, posing for a camera that wasn't there.

Kuno then turned back to Amiko as he shoved Kodachi and company away. He said, "Come on,
little one. It's safe."

'Just go with the innocent act, and I’ll catch another bishie,' she told herself, not
caring now of how annoying he was. "Oh, Kuno-kun you saved me."

Kodachi glared at Amiko. She commanded, "Get back here." She then dashed forward at Amiko.

"I don’t think so," Kuno said as he blocked Kodachi's attack. The two went at it, brother
versus sister over who would get Amiko (for their own reasons, of course). Shampoo and Ukyo
jumped in, trying to get Kuno out of the way. Amiko leapt in as well, helping Kuno out
against the three. After an hour of fighting and the author's fingers getting tired,
everyone was left too weak to continue. Well, except for Amiko, considering that
Nightcrawler had endless energy and all...

TM and SSJ returned with the pile of papers then, for the chapter was ready and complete.
They then saw the battle was over, thankfully. They knew their roles. "Bishie balls, go!"
they yelled as they threw bishie balls here and there.

SSJ and TM caught their respective bishoujo. SSJ ended up catching Kasumi and Shampoo,
while TM caught Nabiki and Ukyo. They were finally ready to sigh when a random voice
called, "Hey! Let Shampoo go!"

SSJ twitched. "Huh?" he said as he turned to the source, as did Amiko.

Amiko recognized him first. (Well, of the two she was the only one who recognized him, for
SSJ never did see Ranma ½.) "MOUSSE!" she yelled with excitement. Before anyone could
react, she had already glomped Mousse then.

Mousse was taken aback. He looked upon Amiko and asked, "Umm... Miss?"

Amiko replied, "Oh yeah, Amiko." BAMF! Amiko disappeared with a wisp of smoke, and before
anyone knew it, she was back with hot water and poured it on herself. She reverted to
normal with her clothes and hair wet then. She just told Mousse, "Forget about Shampoo. You
deserve better. After all, she likes Ranma."

"No! I can never forget Shampoo."

Amiko sighed, 'Why do ALL BISHIES have to be uncooperative...' She then turned to Mousse,
"Fine, if you fight my friend and beat him you can have Shampoo. Deal?"

"Deal!" Mousse yelled. He then looked at Amiko, "Who are they, anyway?"

Amiko just said, "Bishie ball, go!" She threw a bishie ball. Out came Nataku in a flash of
light.

"Yes, Princess Amiko?" Nataku asked as he finally was able to get out.

Amiko pointed at Mousse as she answered, "Nataku-chan, can you please defeat this man? But
don't cause death or even severe injury to him."

"Hai," Nataku replied with little emotion. Mousse smirked. The two got into fighting
stances. And before Mousse reacted, Nataku slammed him hard into the ground.

"I said don’t hurt him severely!" Amiko scolded.

Nataku sighed, "Sorry, Princess." Nataku then proceeded to throw Mousse into the pond,
which caused for Mousse to change into a duck. She then took out a bishie ball and captured
the disoriented Mousse.

"That was quite a short fight," SSJ thankfully pointed as he stepped up to Amiko.

Amiko turned to him and replied, "That’s exactly how I wanted it. And that’s why I chose
Nataku-Chan."

SSJ sighed, "Figured."

And as if the randomness in this chapter wasn't enough, TM pointed to an anomaly in the
sky. "What’s that light?" he asked. SSJ and Amiko looked at it. It seemed like a rip in the
sky. It seemed like a Gate not unlike the one that brought them there, but it was of
different colors.

"Crap," Amiko swore. "It’s moving towards us." They all dashed out of the Tendo residence
as fast as they could, leaving everyone else in tow. But it mattered not, for they were
still sucked inside it like a tornado.

"And get back to Terra!" a booming voice called. It sounded a lot like Rantmon for some
reason.

---- To Be Continued ----

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Ryoga: Well, we all have been sucked up in this beam of light. I would say it sucks, but oh
well.

TM: This is like in Escaflowne...?

Amiko: No, Escaflowne’s is blue.

TM: Then where are we going?!

SSJ: Find out on the next episode of Ginga GIRI GIRI! "Guter Tag Fraeulein"

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