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Ginga GIRI GIRI! The Universe is in Danger!
By Amiko - Butchered by SSJ Heero
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---- Recap ---

SSJ: Yea! We finally return to the path!

TM: What path?

SSJ: Eh... Never mind.

Amiko: We continue and run into none other than Ranma!

TM: So anyway! On with the show!

---- Chapter 12: Jusenkyou, Oh No! ----

SSJ and TM dashed after Amiko. Amiko dashed after Ranma. Ranma dashed away from them all.
Overall, it was turning out to be a splendid day. After escaping Midgar with little
difficulty, they were chasing after Ranma Saotome with little to no reason except for Amiko.

And it was pretty difficult to keep up with Amiko. TM said, "Geez, how fast can she run?
She doesn’t even run this fast for the mile! She can even beat you, SSJ."

"HAH!" SSJ laughed. "YEAH RIGHT!" And as he sped up, he suddenly struck something, tripped,
and tumbled down onto the grass in much pain. He rubbed his head as he looked back. There
was a rock. TM stopped by SSJ as he got up and said, "That wasn’t there before."

He glared at Amiko in the distance, who had paused to innocently shrug. She then continued
dashing forward, and SSJ and TM sped up in an attempt to catch up.

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"Ranma! COME BACK!" Amiko yelled as she sprinted after Ranma. Over grass, past trees,
through rivers, she chased after him.

Ranma was mixed between amazement and annoyance. He then muttered to himself, "Geez, that
kid can run. Shit, how am I supposed to get rid of her?"

And suddenly, from out of NOWHERE, Ryogo appeared. And the author means it when he says
"out of nowhere", because there was no hedge, tree, river, or whatever to hide behind when
Ryoga appeared. Just grass all around Ranma. Ranma, in the very least, was taken by
surprise as Ryoga yelled, "Ranma! I have finally found you!"

But Ranma couldn't stop. Ryoga had unluckily jumped into Ranma's escape path, and he was
promptly run over by Ranma. He was in much pain, too say the least, but he managed to get
up and yell at Ranma, "Ranma, how dare you treat me like some kind of doormat!"

Ranma yelled back as Ryoga began to sprint after him, "You followed me all the way to
Nekolon, China?! What the hell for?!"

"To beat the hell outta you, Ranma!" Ryoga then aimed a punch at Ranma.

"Damn it!" Ranma yelled as he dodged. "This is no time for that! This one devil is coming!"
But, Ryoga didn't listen. So they stopped there, right by three pools of hot springs. As
Ryoga and Ranma fight, with Amiko came to a stop, frozen and watching as they traded blows.
SSJ and TM finally caught up to Amiko, then, panting with fatigue.

And the battle was stretching on, Ryoga quickly threw his umbrella at Ranma, who easily
dodged it. "Oh geez, I'm scared," Ranma sarcastically said. Upon dodging another of Ryoga's
attacks, he sent one powerful kick at Ryoga. Ryoga flew back and into the water.

Water splashed everywhere, and SSJ and TM were surprised when Ryoga didn't come out.
Instead, they saw a small black pig appear. "A black pig?" TM uttered.

Amiko squealed, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH P-Chan!" She pulled out a bishie ball and
leapt upon a platform overlooking the springs. She tossed the ball at Ryoga and yelled,
"Bishie Ball go!" It hit the pig dead on, and Ryoga soon disappeared in a flash of red
light.

Ranma was dumbfounded. "What the hell?!" Ranma yelled, pointing at Amiko and edging away.
"Let Ryoga go! He doesn’t even deserve being stuffed into a ball!"

Amiko then turned to Rantmon, "Now it’s your turn." Amiko then prepared to throw the bishie
ball. She pulled back her arm as SSJ and TM leapt up to her. It was then that Amiko noticed
something. "WAIT! I HAD THESE LABELED!"

Amiko looked inside her bag. It was full of bishie balls, labels strewn all over the place.
They had come off! Now, how would she know which bishounen is in which ball. TM just said,
"They'll come if you call them, anyway."

"Yeah," said Amiko, "But I want to look cool and throw the ball!" TM sweatdropped and
sighed.

SSJ then added, "I told you to put scotch tape over it."

POP! Amiko reverted to wailing and crying like in Chapter 6. Though now, with Amiko's help
in authoring, there was a name to the form: Mihoshi-Amiko. Amiko searched around her bag
for that one bishie ball she wanted, but with all the labels mixed up, it was like finding
a bat out of Hell. "I just know I put that bishie ball somewhere... BUT I CAN’T FIND IT!"
she said to prove her point.

And she began crying. A gigantic shockwave of sound flew across the area like a sonic boom.
The legendary attack of Amiko now had a name (thanks to Amiko, of course): Amnesia. Ranma
yelled while covering his ears, "I can’t take it anymore!" Ranma prepared an attack and
aimed it straight at Amiko and then he yelled, "Whirling Dragon Punch!"

Ranma punched the pole that SSJ, TM, and Amiko were depending on. The platform collapsed,
sending the three turmbling down into three separate hot springs. Only then did Ranma read
the signs over the springs: The Spring of Drowned Mascot, Spring of Drowned Mascot II, and
Spring of Almost-Drowned Mutant. He turned white. Of all springs...

"Oh crap," he muttered. "I better make a run for it. I definitely don’t want to see what
they’ll do to me after they get out of there."

But poor Ranma never got the chance to run. Amiko got up from her spring and looked around
at the steaming water. "Huh? What happened?" she said, oblivious of her changed state or
that she fell into a cursed hot spring. "Geez, who turned up the thermostat?"

Amiko reached to wipe off sweat from her forehead and realized what happened. She
immediately saw the back of her hands. "Oh my god! I’m blue and fuzzy!" she pointed out the
obvious. "LIKE NIGHTCRAWLER!"

TM and SSJ got out of their mascots as well, though neither of them knew of their
transformations. They saw Amiko, however, and TM laughed, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU
ARE!"

SSJ saw TM and had to hold in his laughter as he said, "I wouldn’t be talking midget cat!"

TM, though didn't see SSJ's changed form. "What? Who are ya calling midget cat?" He could
only wonder what SSJ was talking about as he looked into the spring he came out of. He saw
his reflection, and he thought that he very much resembled that Spinel from Card Captor
Sakura. He screamed, "AH! I’M A FLYING THING!" Then he caught sight of SSJ. He pointed at
SSJ, though his hand had no fingers then, and yelled, "AND SO ARE YOU!"

"What?" SSJ looked into his own spring. He screamed in dismay and swore every single word
he knew. "FREAKING- I'M KERO. There is no way in hell that I’m gonna help catch cards. NO
WAY."

They then heard Amiko's utterance of surprise, "Ooohhh!" The two turned white and looked up
at the much taller Amiko. They figured she didn't know it was them as she said, "Stuffed
animals for me to catch! Yay!"

SSJ and TM yelled in unison, "HOLY SHATNER! RUN!" SSJ and TM ran (or in this case flew) for
dear life from Amiko as she pulled out her bishie balls.

SSJ and TM dodged the bishie balls and spotted Ranma and sped up to hide behind him. Ranma
looked at Amiko and just muttered, "That uncute tomboy chick just turned into a kijo!"

Amiko heard it. She suddenly disappeared, only to reappear just in front of Ranma, SSJ, and
TM. They all were taken aback. SSJ and TM spelled aloud, "W-T-F!" Yes, they said the
individual letters.

Ranma just added to his previous line, "A really cool Kijo!"

"I’M NOT A KIJO!" Amiko yelled back in anger. He didn't bother trying to argue. Amiko then
continued, "Now where were we...? Oh yeah!" She evily grinned then as she pulled out her
bishie ball and prepared to toss it. She yelled, "Bishie ball... Go?" She trailed off.
Ranma suddenly was nowhere to be seen. "Where did Ranma go?"

Amiko, SSJ, and TM watched where Ranma once stood, seeing nothing but air. Confused, they
looked around to see Ranma some great distance ahead. Damn, he was fast! Amiko yelled after
him, "COME BACK!"

With that, the three dashed after Ranma. It was harder for SSJ and TM, having short legs
and all. So there came a convenient rainpour, reverting the three to their original forms
as expected from a Jusenkyou transformation. The three exchanged glances, two of them glad
to have their original form. Amiko swore, but still continued sprinting ahead, SSJ and TM
following in the distance.

---- To Be Continued ----

(And now! It's time for Amiko's corner! Japanese lessons for the otaku! Info in case you
didn't read what happened!)

Japanese words:
Kijo = demoness

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Alternate forms:

Amiko: Mutant (Think a girl Nightcrawler.)

SSJ: Kero, or Cerberus, the Sun guardian from Card Captor Sakura. Sakura’s guardian.
Transforms into a lion with wings.

TM: Suppi, or Spinel Sun, the Dark Guardian from CCS. Eriol’s guardian. Transforms into a
panther with wings.

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Email me @ amiko_chan1231@hotmail.com if you want more info and links to good CCS sites.

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Heero: Who the hell is this Ranma guy anyway?

Kamui: And why does Amiko have to catch him let alone you? (Glares at other bishie)

Vivi: Umm... Please don’t fight.

All other bishies: Shut up!

Amiko: Just read the script!

Heero: Anyway, with Ranma gone and Amiko and company cursed, it’s off to catch another
bishounen!

Kamui: On the next episode of Ginga GIRI GIRI! "Not Another Chick Fight..."

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