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Ginga GIRI GIRI! The Universe is in Danger!
By SSJ Heero with the opening mostly by TM
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- OPENING SONG...?: RESIDENT EVIL VOICE -

Resident Evil... Code Veronica X...

---- Recap ----

[Chibi characters of the five appear in the foreground as scenes from the last episode play
in the background. Though, you can't see 'cause this is text. =P]

Amiko: Last time! On GINGA GIRI GIRI!

SSJ: We arrive in Kyoto by random accident!

TM: SSJ and I train with Hiko Seijuurou, because we sucked so much.

Cindy: And now, they don't suck!

DDT: As much.

(SSJ and TM glare at DDT. DDT sweatdrops.)

DDT: Anyway, on with the show.

---- Chapter 22: The Mansion of Nightmares ----

On a rather large wooden boat, the five appeared on deck. The caustic smell of rotting
flesh filled their nostrils as the boat neared a rather small island. TM had been on deck
for a while, vomiting out his lunch from sea-sickness. He caught a whiff of the odor once
more, and vomitted what he had left in his gut.

SSJ covered his nose, trying to block out the scent. His face hardly changed from his usual
glare as he leered towards the island. Amiko sweatdropped as she caught sight of SSJ's
serious face. She muttered, "You don't have to be all serious, SSJ."

"Meh," SSJ just replied. "It smells like there's been a war..."

Amiko then caught scent of the surrounding. She suddenly felt nauseous as she muttered,
"Ugh... I think I'm gonna puke."

The DDT added, "What are you all complaining about? It smells like my favorite foods!"
Everyone turned blue and glanced at DDT in disgust. They then returned to their own
thoughts.

Cindy just said, "Maybe going below deck will get rid of the smell," and got up to leave.

"I'm going, too!" Amiko yelled after her.

The two girls then dashed off as quickly as they could, bolting the door and closing all
the windows. The guys sweatdropped, then turned back towards the island. SSJ wondered, "How
long until we get to that island?"

TM said in reply, "Possibly a half hour."

***

Thirty minutes later... SSJ looked at the scene change. He then said with sarcasm, "My, are
we on the dot".

"Wow," TM muttered. "I'm psychic."

The ship then landed on a dock of the small island. Loads of crewmembers dropped off
various large crates on the dock, waiting for their receivers to pick it up. SSJ and TM
disembarked from the ship, nose plugs blocking out the smell. DDT soon followed, licking
his lips in delight. His stomach growled, as well as the familiar pungent scent caught his
nose once more.

SSJ looked at him and asked, "Now really, how the HELL can you stand your food, let alone
this smell?!"

"Yeah!" TM added. "How the hell can you be hungry now?! You must have an iron stomach!"

"Shut up," the DDT spat back. "And it's more likely made from Zinc."

TM and SSJ were silent. Just then Amiko and Cindy appeared and stepped off the ship, noses
covered of course. Amiko sighed, "Damn, I can still smell it..."

Cindy added wtih tact, "It smells like shit."

"No kidding." Amiko then turned to SSJ, who was looking off towards the depths of the
island. "Why stop here?"

SSJ turned to Amiko and answered, "I can sorta sense a dark presence..."

Amiko was silent as she tried to feel with her soul. She then said, "Yeah. I feel it, too."
A silence passed, and Amiko just sighed as her stomach growled, "Nope. It was just hunger."

SSJ and company facefaulted. A large bullhorn was heard from the ship, "All crew return to
the ship. She sails in five minutes."

The crew hastily returned to their creaky wooden ship, complaining about the receivers not
arriving. The rather large crates lined the edge of the docks, standing near the waves as
they crashed upward. The five sighed as they were left alone on the disgusting island, with
no way out. TM looked around the dock, then towards the inside of the island. He then
turned to the rest and said, "This place sort of looks familiar."

SSJ and Cindy looked around as well. SSJ agreed, "Yeah. You're right."

"Doesn't look like any place from an anime," Cindy said, however.

"Must be deja vu..." Just then, thunderous booms crashed in the background, surprising all
of the five. Storm clouds rattled in the distance. A whirlpool formed across the sea. Birds
flew from the storm, speeding as fast as they could to escape its claws. SSJ advised, "Come
on. Let's find a house on this island."

"And what makes you think there are any?!" the DDT spat back at him.

SSJ gave a narrow, Rurouni-Kenshin-esque, glare at DDT. He spoke with sarcasm, "Well, those
packages must have been randomly sent here, y'know, and randomly dropped for no good
reason."

DDT glared back at SSJ as he returned, "Just shut up. You're just so witty, eh?"

Amiko then interrupted, "Let's just go."

The five then started off from the docks, stepping on the cold pavement towards a gigantic
hill off in the distance. It was all quiet without a sound other than their own breaths as
they moved forward. They passed fences, various bridges, and some Victorian decoration
before a noise faintly sounded somewhere. SSJ was the only one to hear as he whipped his
head around. He then yelled, "What was that?!"

TM froze and looked around. All he saw was sand and stone around as he muttered, "Dunno,
don't hear anything..."

Amiko looked back and yelled to the two, stopped in their tracks, "Hurry up!"

The two exchanged glances and shrugged it off and continued onward. They came to a point
where they stepped off the pavement and began walking on dirt. Soft dirt. They kicked up
the dirt as they moved along, walking on an uneven foundation under the dirt. TM then
muttered, "I'm getting deja vu again..."

SSJ looked around for the slightest noise. "Yeah, that ominous feeling is everywhere now..."

There was a silence as everyone stops to look around. The DDT, being the clever prankster,
snapped a twig right next to SSJ's ear. SSJ jumped in surprise, nearly screaming in terror.
He turned around and noticed a laughing DDT. He then rounded on his "friend", slashing him
with the sheathe of his shattered sword. He yelled with anger, "You bastard!"

SMACK! DDT was sent flying into an old tree, the wits knocked out of him. He coughed out
dirt and tried brushing his hair free from twigs. He then muttered, "Asshat."

SSJ wittily spat, "At least I'm not named after insecticide."

DDT failed to return the insult as he felt someone pick him up off the ground from behind.
The other four were surprised when they saw the shaded figure, wearing fraying clothes. DDT
got a close look at the figure's face, only to find that it was hardly recognizable after
being so decomposed. He yelped in surprise, and jumped back. The figure quite coherently
grunted, "GAH! UNGH! BLAH!" Apparently, the author knew how to ruin a terrifying moment.

"What the HELL?!" DDT screamed. The figure moves towards DDT, muttering incomprehensible -
to the five, at least- groans as it approached DDT. Its bloody, decayed teeth were bared
for all to see. It tried to take a bite out of DDT, but instead got a fist full of flames.
It screamed in pain as half of it melted, leaving but a puddle of acrid goo and a pair of
legs.

SSJ was suddenly struck with familiarity. "What the...?"

TM was struck by it, too. "What in the fuck?! A... Zombie?!"

SSJ and TM looked at each other. They then finally remembered why it was so familiar and
yelled at once, "RESIDENT EVIL!"

DDT then coughed and added in, "Code Veronica..."

Both SSJ and TM stopped. They then realized something and turned to look at DDT. TM pointed
at him and demanded, "Wait a second, you've played these games?"

SSJ did the same, "How is that possible?! Aren't you from this world?!"

DDT covered his mouth once he realized his mistake. He then sighed, knowing there was no
going back, "There's no need to explain. Just forget what I said."

AND THEN BECAUSE THE AUTHOR DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO, RANDOM ENEMIES!

Just then, from every corner of the scene, zombies bursted out of walls, reached from the
ground, dropped from the sky, or emerged from various crates. With a shuffling of feet and
the sounds of groans, they made their horrible stench known. TM could only vomit what he
had left in his stomach on the nearest zombie. Or SSJ.

After TM completely emptied his stomach, SSJ yelled, "ECK! TM! How could you?!"

TM then wiped his mouth clean. He apologized with an attitude, "Well, sorry."

DDT looked towards the center of the island, viewing a large black mansion on a hill in the
distance. He pointed to it and yelled, "To that mansion!"

Cindy added to make the scene even less serious than it already wasn't, "Whoo... How
ominous."

"Oh, shut up."

Thunder broke, almost deafening all in the area and consequently blinding the zombies. They
failed to see the five slip away and run off towards the mansion.

***

Elsewhere, Rantmon (remember him?) sat in his throne over in his dark palace. The room,
usually lit with candles and torches, was now brightly lit by one floating ball of light in
the center of the room. It hovered above a large round table, where literally hundreds of
various interesting characters sat. Two chairs were empty, unfortunately.

A tall, white haired man, otherwise known as Sephiroth, wearing a large trench coat and
carrying a massive sword, spoke, "So as expected, Makoto Shishio does not appear."

Rantmon sighed and replied, "We can deal without him. He never showed up in the past
anyway."

Another character, this one looking like a clown with bad make-up, Kefka, spoke with a
sinister overtone, "Well well, Rantmon, you call us for what?:"

Rantmon spat back, "Kefka, you always were an annoying assclown."

Kefka smiled and twisted the words around, "I expect no better."

Rantmon waited in his throne. He had been doing that since the first one of the villains
came. But then, he got tired of waiting. Rantmon yelled to his newest assistant, over on
the opposite side of the room, standing by the giant double doors, "Boy! Has anyone else
arrived?"

The figure turned to look out a window that looked to Rantmon's stone courtyard. He turned
back to Rantmon, revealing that it was Dillandau. He replied, "Nah! No more has bothered
coming."

Rantmon sighed, then stood from his throne. The voices of the many characters ceased as
Rantmon began speaking, "Well my comrades, we may be missing Shishio and that useless
Albert Wesker, but there is no need for them now. I have called you all once again to
discuss important matters." Thus, cheering and sneering ensued.

Rantmon began again, "The lesser problem is a boy named Dark. It was because of him that my
plans are partially halted. He took the Atma- No Kefka, that's a different Atma- before I
could lay claim to it, and I am left with only the other half."

Rantmon looked back to his throne, above which a large sword hung from the walls. He turned
back to his audience and continued, "We shall need to find this boy in order to restart my
plan. But let's not dwell on that. It is only a low priority considering our other problem
is currently searching for him. That other problem would be these five kids."

The table which the characters surrounded then glowed with energy. The lights twisted and
gave off color, and finally displayed the visages of SSJ, TM, Amiko, Cindy, and DDT.
Rantmon said again, "These ones are of top priority. Dark will not be far ahead."

The meeting continued longer, but for now, more important characters awaited a scene.
Rantmon yelled up at the sky, "Hey! I'm important too, author!" The villains did not know
what came over him then.

***

The scene went back to DDT and company, with DDT noticing the words in the scene change. He
turned to SSJ and said, "Hey, for once you said DDT and co.!"

SSJ replied, "Don't remind me to do it ever again."

Over in the nearly abandoned mansion of the island, the five stood inside the mansion. A
large shining chandelier hanged from the ceiling, and a spiraling staircase connected the
bottom floor to the upper tiers. Bookshelves covered the walls of the first floors and
various doors were visible throughout the room. Amiko then pointed, "I say we're not safe
in here, like in all Resident Evil games."

Cindy nodded. "I agree with Amiko. Who knows if there are any more of those things..."

"Okay!" DDT proclaimed as he turned to the other four. "Now, we split up in horror movie
fashion!"

Everyone suddenly was silent. Amiko then said back, "Are you crazy?"

"Yep," DDT replied with a nod.

"Don't you know we'd stand better if we all were together?"

"Well, you DO have your bishounen."

"...Oh yeah." As expected, Amiko and Cindy wandered off together, crowd of bishounen
surrounding the two. TM and SSJ left off for the upstairs. As the four left, a hand came
from DDT's shadow. Fingers came, then the palm, the arm and then the shoulder. A head came
out as the hands reached out for DDT.

It placed a hand on his shoulder and pulled itself out, revealing itself to be Devimon.
Devimon suddenly checked his surroundings and asked, "I still exist in this story?"

"Apparently," DDT said back.

"Good! Well, I hear we're searching for zombies."

***

SSJ and TM wandered about a room filled with papers and journals. TM was sifting through
piles of papers, searching for whatever. However, he came to read through the papers,
journals, and memoirs, enthralled within the text. SSJ, however, was searching for anything
useful to be found. He then heard TM say, "Whoa. Looks like this guy documented how it
feels to turn into a zombie."

"That always happens in an RE game," SSJ said back as he struggled to pull open a cabinet.
He knew it was unlocked, but the stupid game won't let him open anything if it was
engrained in the background.

As he continued pulling, "And this one is of a guy who's thinking of his wife."

SSJ said with sarcasm, "I really care. That touches my life in so many ways." He then
pulled on the knob harder, pushing off the wall with his foot. Finally, he succeeded. He
pulled off the knob. As well as the wall altogether, showing nothing but white. It was a
glitch in the game; falling off meant death.

As he looked past the end of the world, TM exclaimed, "And- What the- Hey! It's a full
staff report on Umbrella!"

SSJ just put the wall back in place and glared at TM and satirically replied, "WOW. It
couldn't get any better than... Why are you filing them?"

"Further reference."

SSJ paused. He then began indignantly, "Since when do you read for pleasure?!"

"I read this fic, don't I?"

"...You did?!" SSJ then continued to search through the room. He began muttering to himself
as he opened drawers on the desk, "Is there anything I can use?!"

He then cam across a drawer in the corner of the room. Apparently, some key or a lock pick
was needed to unlock it. SSJ merely reached in using a plot hole, and produced two upgraded
pistols. He exclaimed with excitement, "Sweet! Guns!"

On the other side of the room, TM found another thing and exclaimed, "More reading!"

SSJ facefaulted. TM, defying the laws of science, then filed all the pieces of paper in the
room in a tiny folder.

***

DDT and Devimon barely dodged the grip of a giant worm of sorts, dashing into a building
nearby. Inside, zombies lay strewn across the floor, covered in blood. Then one shifted as
DDT took a step forward. DDT and Devimon sighed as the zombies began moving and shoving off
the ground. They got to their feet at the scent of flesh, and struggled their way towards
DDT. "Damn it," DDT just muttered. "I hate zombies."

"Damned buggers," Devimon muttered as well as he revealed his clawed hands. The two then
dashed at the zombies, ending the fight as quickly as it began.

With several roundhouse kicks from DDT and claw attacks from Devimon, all the zombies were
left burnt or decapitated, and the partners continued to the end of the hallway. They
arrived at a well decorated room. At that time, the metal shutters came down behind them
and blocked their path. Suddenly, a voice called from a set of speakers on the wall,
"Kehehehe... Welcome, Claaaiiiire..."

DDT and Devimon exchanged glances, pretty sure neither of them were Claire and Claire was
nowhere in sight. DDT then said, "Uhm... Wrong person-"

"You may be yelling at the speakers right now, but apparently, I can't hear you 'cause I'm
in another room. Hah hah!"

"Oh, you piece of crap." DDT shook his fist at the speaker.

"Anyway, I do hope you enjoy your stay. Go through the next door and see why. I've been
planning this for a long time..."

"HEY! I'M NOT CLAIRE!"

The speakers continued ranting on and on about plans or some other thing like that.
(Apparently, the author forgets what is said at this part.) DDT looked about the room and
found a door on the opposite side of the room. He walked past with Devimon, thus entering a
boss fight. He spoke sarcastically, "Wow, this is going to be hard."

DDT spoke too soon, however, as he was quickly knocked out by a stretching arm.

***

Amiko and Cindy were suddenly in the scene. A slew of zombies lay dead (well, more dead
than they were before, at least) in front of Sanosuke and Zidane, who stood in front of the
crowd of bishounen around Cindy and Amiko. Zidane brushed his hair back and said, "Geez, we
sure look cool."

"Damn straight," Sanosuke added with a nod.

Amiko then said, "I would agree, too, guys, if it wasn't for the fact that you now managed
to destroy any hope we have of legally finding a way out of this room."

The camera then panned around the room to find that the doors were blocked off with dead
and decaying zombies. The horrible stench filled the bishounen's noses. And to make matters
worse, the stone ceiling was lowering on the square room, about to crush everyone in it in
a minute or two. Zidane swore, "Damn."

Sanosuke swore, "Shit, this sucks."

Amiko turned to her other bishounen and pleaded, "Can any of you do anything?" Amiko then
went on with all her pet names of her bishounen, only to find they were all knocked out
from the stench. She sighed, "It smells THAT BAD, huh?"

Cindy nearly pulled her hair out as she yelled, "We're gonna die! Like this! In a random
room with no help at all! And I wanted to get into high school, at the very least!"

As if Cindy's words prompted it, one of the doors were knocked off its hinges with a large
explosion, launching the zombies out of the way. Behind the doorway, a rather young woman
wearing blue all over, as well as a cute beret, stood with a not-so-cute rocket launcher in
hand. She yelled at them, "Hey! Come on!"

In an instant, Amiko and Cindy dragged their bishounen out of the room as the ceiling hit
the floor, crushing the zombie mess into a disgusting slime. They moved away as the slime
ran all over the place, sighing with relief. Amiko said, "Well, at least we are out of
there."

They all then turned to the unknown helper, who was revealed to be a familiar RE character.
Amiko was taken aback as she yelled, "ACK! JILL VALENTINE!"

Jill's eyes became reduced to dots. She seemed to turn chibi as she muttered, "Oro? How'd
you know me?"

Cindy just covered for Amiko, "It'll be a long, confusing story to tell."

"Then don't. I kind of have a problem with a virus outbreak, and I don't need kids to slow
me down."

Jill then walked away. Amiko and Cindy looked at each other. Cindy said, "Well, that was
interesting."

"SSJ is gonna have a field day," Amiko sighed.

***

The group all came back to the front of the mansion. SSJ came dragging TM, who was busy
reading through files upon files of material he found. Amiko came with Cindy, bishounen
returned as the smell seemed to have followed them. SSJ, TM, Amiko, and Cindy met once
more, only they failed to find DDT anywhere. SSJ swore, "Damn, DDT..."

"Where could he be?!" TM asked as he looked about the main hall.

Amiko then replied, "I think he went off to another building down there." Amiko pointed to
a winding maze of random buildings and walls just outside them mansion.

"But who wants to go down there?" Cindy muttered.

SSJ just assessed the situation and sighed, "Oh well. I don't think hanging around here has
much of a point."

"Yeah! Come on!" TM yelled as he made for the front door. "We need to find more things to
read!"

TM was seen with piles and piles of folders, crammed full of papers and booklets. The rest
facefaulted. Amiko quickly got up to yelled, "Are you REALLY going to carry that with you
all the way over there?!"

"Why not?"

Amiko became silent. She then sighed as Cindy pushed them on, "Well, come on! Iku yo!"
[Subtitles: (Not for Sale or Rent) Let's go!]

***

In some secret place in a secret lab in a secret area of the mansion on a supposedly secret
island, a man with dark sunglasses sat in a chair in front of a large computer system.
(Breathe!) He was Albert Wesker, the secret leader of operations. He faced a screen where
the face of Dillandau shone through as he spoke, "I see that Rantmon has finally gathered
his council?"

The lab was filled with a variety of high-tech equipment, lining each and every wall. The
only light in the room came from Dillandau's pixilated face on the gigantic computer
screen. Dillandau then replied, "Ay. Rantmon's pissed as a dragon. Along with you, Makoto
failed to show."

"Is he? I see. It doesn't matter, though. My great creation is just about ready to unleash
upon the world."

Dillandau scratched his chin on the computer screen. "That ancient Tyrant, eh? It's not of
much use considering a schoolgirl can take it out."

"A schoolgirl with a freaking rocket launcher, you mean."

"Hah, yes."

Wesker sighed, turning to his data and various notes taken of each monster on the island.
"It is of no matter. Mere rockets can't take down this upgraded Tyrant. Why, I've even
taken the liberty of manipulating its DNA. It can produce an exoskeleton of mithril from
Middle Earth. Rantmon would be pleased that his plan will go into action."

"Amazing, eh? Oh- That reminds me. The plan is on hold. Rantmon has placed the priority on
finding five kids."

Wesker was taken aback by the words. His wide-eyed surprise quickly changed to a wide grin.
"Really. Well, I've received word from that cross-dressing buffoon that five kids are in
the mansion. I'll see if they are the ones."

Dillandau then said, "Here are their faces." In the lower part of the screen, pictures of
the five lined up at the bottom. Dillandau then continueed, "Rantmon wants them alive, of
course."

Wesker nodded. He then said, "Roger that. Out."

Dillandau nodded, and the computer screen shutted off. Lights returned to the room as
Wesker got up from his leather chair. He turned and began to step away from the computer,
towards the door. He thought, 'Hm... On five kids? Rantmon has gotten that much weaker?'

Wesker's thoughts were interrupted, however, with a banana peel left carelessly on the
floor. With a crash, he fell to the floor in a heap of pain. He muttered, "Oro... Where the
Hell did that banana come from?!"

Wesker looked ahead at the ceiling, and found a sewer opening above, only blocked by grates
with wide openings. He got up and muttered as people stepped over the grating, "They're
near! Perfect timing! Rantmon can't be pissed off when I bring them to me!"

Wesker then stepped towards the door. Too bad he forgot about the peel, and slipped on it
yet again. He cursed and crawled out the scene.

***

SSJ and company stood at the edge of an outdoor gateway. The sand suddenly shifted as SSJ
and TM reached for the door. They felt a deep rumbling in the ground. "What the Hell?" said
SSJ.

TM then turned to SSJ and asked, "Is it that worm thing?"

SSJ turned white with fear. "Dear God, no..."

Cindy noticed SSJ and asked, "What? What is it?"

SSJ and TM looked at Cindy, then at each other, then back at Cindy. SSJ explained, "Beyond
this door is an insanely powerful and invincible worm."

"With razor sharp teeth," TM added to increase the effect.

"Yeah. If we stop before we get into the building, we're toast."

***

MEANWHILE! DDT was locked in a secret room, with no door and no window. There was, however,
a wall made from a combination of holograms and lasers, blocking view inside the room.
'Now,' DDT thought, 'if no one goes to this island, why do they need this?!' DDT sighed and
pulled out a piece of moldy bread from his pocket.

DDT sighed, "Well, might as well." The piece of bread lit on fire, and the mold
disintegrated into the air. DDT then picked up the slightly burnt piece of toast and
proclaimed, "Is there no better food than toast?"

***

BACK TO THE FOUR! Amiko turned to TM and SSJ and asked, "So, how fast have we got to run in
order to dodge it?"

"Walking speed," TM truthfully said. Amiko and Cindy facefaulted.

SSJ added, "I know. It's illogical."

SSJ and TM then shoved open the door, and simply walk past the area. The worm tore out of
the sand just behind the two... But it moved in the completely opposite direction. Cindy
and Amiko looked on in confusion. "This super powerful hell worm is BLIND?!" Amiko yelled.

"What the Hell?!" yelled Cindy.

Amiko and Cindy looked at each other, and then did the same. The worm, having some sense,
aimed its course at the two. The girls, slowly enough, walked past, and the worm crashed
into a brick wall. It was knocked out, and the four sweatdropped. "Well, that was easy,"
Amiko muttered.

"Yeah," Cindy agreed. "Well, I'm glad it is, too." The four then entered the building where
DDT entered a while ago. The zombies, which DDT killed just a while ago have respawned to
haunt SSJ, TM, Cindy, and Amiko. They sighed.

Cindy said with cheer, "Okay! SSJ! TM! You two are up!" Cindy then looked at SSJ and TM,
who were in the corner of the room playing Go. She facefaulted, and then she yelled, "Hey!
Come on, guys! Fight them!"

SSJ and TM ignored her and continued playing, talking amongst themselves. SSJ said, "You
know what? I'm tired to fighting all the battles for the girls." He placed a stone.

"I have to agree," TM said as he placed another stone. "I mean, I had to fight three
freaking ALLIGATORS because they were too lazy."

"Yeah." SSJ then places down a stone and captured forty of TM's stones. TM swore at the
lost and placed another stone down. Cindy sighed in the background, "Oh, damn it. You guys."

SSJ, without looking back at Cindy, pullws out the two revolvers he was borrowing from
Cindy. He tossed them back to her, muttering, "I don't need them any more, Cindy."

Cindy just glared at them, but then turned back to Amiko. Amiko said, "They do have a
point, y'know."

Cindy used her Glare of Death™ on the two before turning back to the zombies, still
walking slowly towards the two. And believe me, if they still didn't reach them after that
long line of text, they were SLOW with a capital S. Cindy then admitted, "I know. And
that's what pisses me off."

With the loud screams of guns and the amazing power of Amiko's makeup compact, the zombies
were wiped out with blood smeared all over the walls and floor. TM quickly resigned to SSJ
when he realized he never even heard of Go before. The two got up and applauded Amiko and
Cindy, Go table disappearing into a plot hole. "Bravo," SSJ said as he clapped.

TM added with an imitated British accent, "Good show. Bloody brilliant, I say!"

Then, over in the corner by the door, the four spotted a chest. SSJ quickly opened it to
see what he'll receive. He reached in and produced a large briefcase. It was locked,
unfortunately. "Damn," SSJ swore. "I can't see what's inside."

As if fate willed it (or by the cause of bad writing), a girl dressed in denim shorts and a
red shirt crashed through the window. Her brown hair was tied back in a ponytail, and her
hands were smeared with blood. TM immediately recognized her and yelled, "HEY! CLAIRE
REDFIELD!"

Claire facefaulted as she tried to get up. She turned to see TM, standing there suave next
to the rest. She asked, "Who are you?"

TM's charm then clicked on, and he rushed to Claire's side. Before anyone noticed, his arm
was around Claire, making the last three facefault. He then told his name, and went in
detail about how he literally single-handedly took out the Aku no Tsubasa and killed three
androids at once. Meanwhile, SSJ opened a plot hole on a metal sliding door, slipping past
with Amiko and Cindy. SSJ muttered, "I think he'll be a while."

"So, what can be up here?" Asked SSJ.

"If I remember right," SSJ said with some thought, "there are some machinery and possibly a
boss fight or two."

Cindy muttered, "Oh... Joy. Certain death."

"Hey, sarcasm is my department."

The three then reached the top, seeing that it was practically empty. They passed several
doors and entered a large room filled with glass cylinders full of strange squid life
forms. Amiko said, "Geez... These are pleasant things, ne?"

"Yeah," Cindy added. "Real pleasant." Cindy then turned to SSJ and begged, "SSJ! Let's get
out of here!"

But as if her words prompted it (see a pattern, here?), all the shutters closed on the
window, and the metal doors locked shut. The glass cylinders bursted apart, sending shards
about the room. Mimicking Evangelion, SSJ opened a Plot Hole Field. The shards bounced off
the field and left the three unharmed. Amiko said with wonder, "Wow... I didn't know you
could do that."

SSJ looked about the room as he replied, "Well, I'm the author."

"Uhm, people?" Cindy caught their attention with that. "There's kinda a lot of enemies in
this room all of a sudden."

SSJ and Amiko's conversation stopped as they glanced about the room. Water was pouring from
the broken tanks, flooding the room. Small squid things scattered about the floor, sending
electrical currents through the metal in the room.

From out of nowhere, Satoshi, better known as Ash Ketchum, of Pokemon fame emerged from
random space and yelled, "Oh yeah! Water conducts electricity!"

Amiko and SSJ just stared at the newcomer. Satoshi sweatdropped. He then stepped back and
said, "Oro?!"

"No, it doesn't," SSJ simply stated.

Amiko added, "In fact, only salt water would conduct electricity."

SSJ and Amiko would have then began an entire Chemistry lesson, if not for a large figure
crashing through the floor and knocking Satoshi away with its ridiculously large claws.
Satoshi yelled as he crashed through the ceiling and into the sky, "Satoshi is blasting off
agaaaaaiiiin..."

With a bling, the Pokemon trainer was gone, and the Tyrant stood in his place. SSJ, Amiko,
and Cindy leapt away from the monster, landing at different parts of the room. The screen
blurred and faded to the left, and the FFVIII boss music played in the background. SSJ
swore, "Shit. I hate this."

Amiko looked at the Tyrant and yelled, "What in the HELL?!"

Cindy turned to SSJ and inquired, "What is this?!"

"A tyrant," SSJ answered. "But... This is different from the others in RE."

Cindy stared closely at the Tyrant as it sauntered closer. She noticed its strange luster.
She then asked, "Is that armor?!"

"I'm not gonna wait to find out!" SSJ yelled. With speed, all of SSJ's bishoujo were
summoned. The ones who were mostly forgotten, Akane, Kasumi, and Shampoo, quickly took up
first attack.

Akane dashed at the Tyrant, dodged a slash, and quickly showed it what it was like to be
heiress to the Tendo Indiscriminate School of Grappling. She grabbed onto its arm and
yelled as she tossed it back at Kasumi.

"Taco Bell attack!" Kasumi yelled in preparation of her attack, taco in hand. Amiko and
Cindy facefaulted in the background as the taco flew at the tyrant. With a huge explosion
that shattered glass and killed the squid things, smoke filled the room. The Tyrant was
still seen, shadowed in the smoke.

Shampoo, without saying a word, flew from the ground and launched a kick directly at the
Tyrant. The Tyrant flew back into a wall from the attack. Loud scraping and crashes ensued
as Shampoo continued her assault. The three returned to SSJ and Yuffie and Aeris stepped up
to fight.

"Great Gospel!" Aeris yelled with her hands clasped together. SSJ and his bishoujo, along
with Amiko and Cindy, then began glowing as they become invincible.

Yuffie pulled out her large shuriken and yelled with pride, "Booya! All Creation!" With a
giant blast of energy, the Tyrant scorched in immense heat from Yuffie's death beam. It
screamed in pain as the attack did a whole 1 HP of damage. The disappointed Aeris and
Yuffie returned as well, and next came Aisha and Suzuka.

"Fury Swipes!" Aisha yelled like a certain Pokemon.

"Renzokuken!" Suzuka said at the same time as the two flew at the Tyrant. Squall cheered
from Amiko's bishie-ball as Suzuka's attacks hit the Tyrant at the same time as Aisha.
Many, many strokes and slashes later, Aisha and Suzuka sliced through the tyrant in low
budget anime style.

Too bad the Tyrant still was not hurt much, due to the Mythril armor. Suzuka and Aisha
cursed before disappearing, having Rinoa and Quistis up next. "Shooting Star!" Rinoa said
as Quistis yelled, "Degenerate!"

The screen flashed brightly, giving Amiko, Cindy, and the Tyrant seizures. Amiko and Cindy
fainted to the ground with swirly eyes, and the Tyrant circled in place. It seemed to
mutter a familiar word, "ORO..."

With great speed, Rinoa crashed into the tyrant with her dog, Angelo, several times, each
causing a massive .01 HP loss. SSJ swore, "Damn it! It just won't die! Arashi! Yuzuriha!
Satsuki!"

Arashi, Yuzuriha, and Satsuki all appeared and struck at once. Wires and cords tore out of
the ground as Satsuki used her powerful attack. Amiko and Cindy then recovered from the
seizure and arose to hear Satsuki yell, "Thunder Break!"

The wires surrounded the Tyrant and touched every pore of its mutated body. Massive
currents sped through its body, but it still failed to falter.

"Omnislash!" Arashi yelled as Yuzuriha yelled, "Inuki! Let's just copy Rinoa!"

Rinoa and Cloud cheered for Yuzuriha and Arashi as they copied their attacks. The tyrant
was knocked into the air with Arashi's modified last attack. The three disappeared and
Relena and Catherine appear for the finishing blow.

"Millions Knives!" Catherine yelled as she flung knives forward. Cindy facefaulted in the
background at the unoriginal name of the attack. Millions of knives were thrown at the
Tyrant beast, but none did as much but two HP damage total.

Relena suddenly appeared by the Tyrant. She got into her invincible stance and began,
"JUDO..."

But then Relena was unable to finish her attack name, as the ground collapsed from the
Tyrant finally making an attack. Amiko would have cheered as Relena got knocked out, but
Cindy and Amiko were busy screaming as the ground under them shattered. They fell to the
basement below, feeling nauseous. SSJ's last two bishoujo returned to him in midair, and he
landed calmly on his feet as Hiko taught him.

He then noticed the room. "What the Hell?" he muttered as he looked around. The Tyrant was
nowhere to be seen. He searched and found Amiko and Cindy on the ground, not in pain
because of Aeris' limit break. He rushed toward the two as the Tyrant dropped down behind
him.

Amiko yelled with surprise, "SSJ! Behind!"

"Look out!" Cindy screamed.

SSJ turned around to see the Tyrant. He froze, taken by fear. With a quick flick of its
wrist, the Tyrant slashed straight through SSJ. Amiko and Cindy screamed his name in
terror. There was a silence. Everyone was frozen in place. The Tyrant was in a pose with
its claws down, just after slashing SSJ clean. Amiko and Cindy were near crying. SSJ's eyes
were wide open.

And then he relaxed and inspected his unharmed body. He then recalled, "Oh wait, I'm
invincible."

Amiko and Cindy then facefaulted. Amiko yelled, "DAMN YOU, SSJ!"

"ASSHOLE!" Cindy screamed as she tossed a large chair to SSJ, hitting him square in the
back of the head. Amiko tossed a large piece of concrete at SSJ. It missed, and instead hit
the Tyrant square in the face. Tyrant then yelled in fury as its real attack was about to
begin. The three then stopped glowing suddenly. They were no longer invulnerable to its
attacks.

"SHIT!" SSJ swore as he looked up at the Tyrant.

"NO!" cursed Amiko as she looked upon her hands.

Cindy nearly pulled out her hair as she screamed, "THIS IS IT?!"

If not for a certain important person appearing, the Tyrant would have slashed through the
three in an instant. Wesker appeared over in the doorway, admiring his fabulous piece of
work. The Tyrant lowered to attack, but then it heard Wesker, "So, I see you are the ones
that Rantmon has been searching for. Tyrant-04 has sure found you all quickly."

Everything stopped.

***

Well, as SSJ and company headed up the stairs some time back, Claire and TM had been
conversing. "Wow!" Claire exclaimed as TM nodded. He had his arm still around her as she
continued, "You sure are great, TM! Taking out an entire mafia and zombie cheerleaders with
your bare hands?!"

"I know," TM said as suave as ever.

He shoved Claire to the wall, kissing her madly in the midst of all the death and
destruction. 'He sure was a skilled player', SSJ admitted sometime before, and when TM
remembered it, he was proud. They would have gone farther right then and there, but the
gigantic crash sound interrupted their fun. The crash of the Tyrant destroying the ground
under SSJ, Amiko, and Cindy reverberated through the area.

Claire pushed TM away and looked to the ceiling. She asked with concern, "What was that?!"

TM curseed in the background. His chance had passed thanks to the author. He then noticed
the briefcase. He remembered what Clair had and yelled, "Hey Claire!"

Claire's attention deviated from the ceiling and focused on TM. She replied, "What is it?"

TM produced the briefcase and asked, "Think you can unlock this?"

"Oh... Uh..." Claire checked through her pockets, but came up with nothing. She cursed,
"DAMN IT! I LEFT MY LOCKPICK IN THE ITEM BOX!"

"And that would be..."

"We'll have to walk several miles just to get to the mansion and retrieve the lock pick!"

"...Miles?!"

"There is no other way."

Claire sighed then, turning around to lead him through the door. TM cursed, "DAMN YOU,
CAPCOM!"

***

Back at the mansion of nightmares, Amiko, Cindy, SSJ, and DDT were reunited in the prison
of the mansion, hidden behind a hologram wall. "We can see out, but no one can see in," DDT
explained.

SSJ turned away from the wall and muttered, "So, this is where you were."

"Yes. How'd you get here?"

"Tyrant is invincible. Wesker brought us here by force. You?"

"Boss knocked me out."

Cindy then wondered, if DDT had been defeated, but not killed... She asked, "What happened
to it?"

DDT looked at her, and then lowered his head. He explained as best he could, "I believe
that it collapsed on itself soon after. It wouldn't sustain itself. The being I faced was a
horrible creation of evil. One that must not be named. It is beyond Satan in the realm of
darkness. No being, darkness or light, can ever be able to defeat such a demon."

Amiko interrupted the dark description, "What was it?!"

"It was..." DDT stopped. Everyone was silent as DDT tried to come up with the strength to
utter its name. He then finished, "It was... A fusion of Carson Daly and *NSync.
CarseNSync, it called itself. Thank God that Devimon dragged me out in time."

Amiko, Cindy, and SSJ's eyes widened in fear. They all yelped in terror as they could have
only imagined what it was like to be near such a fiend. SSJ knelt in front of DDT and said,
"DDT... I truly respect you for surviving being knocked out by it."

"I'm with SSJ," said Amiko as she bowed.

Cindy nodded and agreed, "Yes."

"Thanks, guys," DDT began. He then stopped, noticing someone past the wall. "Hey, who's
that?"

SSJ, Amiko, and Cindy turned around to see Jill Valentine walking through the halls. SSJ's
eyes turned to hearts as Amiko and Cindy sweatdropped. SSJ then yelled in excitement, "IT'S
JILL-CHAN!"

On the other side of the wall, Jill sneezed, nearly dropping her rocket launcher. She
looked around for a bit, wondering if she heard something. She then passed by, not noticing
the four. SSJ yelled, "HEY! COME BACK! STOP!"

"Forget it, SSJ," Cindy coldly said as she looked at Jill pass. "She's gone."

***

Claire opened an item box and sifted through the limitless inventory. She tossed away a
shotgun, several crossbows, a knife, a modified pistol, an empty gatling gun and
flamethrower, along with several medals and pieces to many puzzles in the mansion. She
finally produced the lock pick. She proclaimed, "Yes! Here it is!"

Before Claire could unlock the briefcase, however, the lights went out. She looked up at
the ceiling and muttered, "Oro? Why did the lights go out?"

TM yelled, "What's going on?!"

***

When the lights went out, SSJ and company were sitting in their cell. Since the wall
required electricity, it faded away and allowed the four to escape. It also allowed demon
dogs to exit their kennels, too, and the four stood in front of a group of hellish canines,
the zombie dogs.

"Well, here I go," DDT said as he charged up his gloves.

"Indeed," said SSJ. Amiko and Cindy cheered with Japanese fans in the background as SSJ
took out several dogs with Wind Slash attacks, and DDT casted several fireballs. With the
battle over, SSJ motioned for everyone to follow him. "Come on! Let's get out of here!"

The group followed SSJ and entered the main mansion. Within a few minutes, they crashed
into TM and Claire, running from a group of ravenous crows. Amiko quickly dispelled them
with a Deadly Nightshade limit break after applying her appropriate makeup.

TM saw SSJ and yelled, "Hey! SSJ! Good to see ya!"

SSJ returned the greeting with an uppercut. TM was launched into the ceiling, smashing his
face, and fell down back to the ground as Claire sweatdropped. SSJ muttered, "Yeah. Indeed."

TM got up from the floor in a heap of pain and pleaded, "Aw, come on. You don't need to be
pissed."

"That coming from someone who was busy hitting on Claire Redfield rather than helping his
friends."

Amiko then raised her voice as she wiped off the makeup, "Come on! We have little time to
spare! Wesker will send that thing into the world!"

They all were then about to run off towards the air dock, if not for TM remembering the
briefcase. He then stopped them all and yelled at Claire, "HEY! Claire! You can unlock
this, right?"

"Oh!" Claire said. "Yes!"

Claire worked quickly as she unlocked the simple briefcase. The top popped open to reveal a
familiar weapon. SSJ's eyes suddenly were wide with excitement. He pulled it out and
proclaimed in joy, holding up the item, "SWEETNESS! ROCKET LAUNCHER!"

TM proclaimed in joy, holding up the empty briefcase, "SWEETNESS! BRIEFCASE!"

Everyone facefaulted as TM took the briefcase and put all his folders full of reading
material into its bottomless pit. Amiko then asked, "Do you really need to carry that
thing?!"

"Yep," TM answered.

"Come on!" Cindy then goaded them on. "I don't have anymore patience!" The six rushed off
to the docks, many enemies appearing to block their path. Demon dogs, crows, zombies, and
even lickers were chasing them, hunting for a meal. TM, in Inu-Yasha fashion, simply did
his Miroku-like attack. He yelled as he opened his briefcase, "WIND TUNNEL!"

A black hole was there in the briefcase, and all the enemies were sucked into the pitiful
emptiness. Their pitiful screams filled the air as they could not escape from the winds
pulling them in. With every burden lost, the group continued their chase.

Not long after, they finally reached the airport, and found that the floating plane had not
flown yet. They rushed onto the bridge, and opened the hatch. Quickly, they entered.

As the six slid down the ladder from the hatch and enter the cockpit, they heard an
explosion in the room to their left, the cargo hold. Everyone turned their head towards the
direction, but then they also noticed Wesker, sitting passenger seat, with his blond
cross-dressing assistant (whose name the author fails to remember) at the pilot seat.

Wesker then said, "I told him I'd be delivering five kids, and it looks like they have
finally arrived." Wesker got up from his seat as the plane began to rumble. With speed, the
plane moved along the water, gliding along its surface. The plane picked up speed, before
lifting off from the waves and entering the sky. "Well, kids? Any more you want to try? The
tyrant is in the cargo hold, with Jill Valentine, the fool."

SSJ's mouth dropped to the ground. "JILL?!"

Everyone's attention diverted to SSJ. Quickly, SSJ dashed to the door and pulled it open.
TM dashed after him and yelled, "You moron!" With the briefcase in hand, TM struggled to
come to a stop, but instead crashed into him, and knocking both into the hold. The door
closed and locked just after.

"TM! SSJ!" Amiko yelled.

Cindy swore, "Damn!"

Claire dashed to the door and pounded on it. "No! TM!"

"Well, girls," Wesker began. Everyone then turned to Wesker. "Your friends have no chance.
They are doomed."

Wesker, however, didn't anticipate Amiko to have so much power. With great power, her fist
connected with Wesker's left cheek, launching him into the wall and bouncing off the walls
until he finally crashed into his assistant and was knocked out.

Gene took to piloting the plane as it shifted in the air, thousands of feet high. Cindy
looked towards the door and muttered, "TM... SSJ... Don't die."

***

Jill Valentine stood in front of the Tyrant, rocket launcher smoking in both her hands. She
glared straight at the beast ahead of her, the Tyrant-04. Her rockets failed to do
anything, and the beast was advancing ever closer.

Their attention was drawn away when SSJ and TM crashed into the hold. Jill turned to the
two and yelled, "Huh?! Who the-"

It was at that point that the Tyrant rushed Jill and slammed her into a wall. She was
quickly knocked out, and SSJ and TM got to their feet. SSJ screamed, "Freaking Tyrant!
First, you won't fucking die, and now you knock out Jill-chan?!"

SSJ raised his rocket launcher and fired a round at the Tyrant. It shrugged off the blow
and moved slowly towards SSJ. SSJ swore, "SHIT!"

Then, there was a loud beeping sound as the Tyrant stepped over tracks. TM looked just
behind SSJ and saw a familiar panel. He quickly pulled a lever on the panel.

Quickly, the Tyrant was knocked back by a wheeling crate. Using all its strength, it only
barely managed to push it back and stay on the plane, since the back of the plane was open.
TM swore as he remembered the strategy guide, "Damn! Three more times!"

SSJ then threw his rocket launcher into a plot hole and pulled out his sheathe, he then
attempted the impossible. He flew at the Tyrant and yelled, "KUZU RYUU SEN!"

SSJ sped at the clawed demon, hitting it at its nine vital points at once. His useless
sheathe, however, shattered from the impact of the Mythril.

He leapt back to dodge the Tyrant's attack as he cursed, "Shit... Nothing can hurt it.
Bullets..." SSJ pulled out the two guns he found earlier and started shooting wildly. None
even penetrate the armor and fall harmlessly to the ground. It stepped ever closer.

"Rockets..." SSJ pulled out the rocket launcher again and fired a volley of rockets at the
living tank. None even scorch the thing's armor, and it stepped even closer.

Then there was the high pitched call again. SSJ rolled out of the way of the crates as TM
pulled the lever once more. The Tyrant blocked the blow, and pushed the wheeled weapon
back. TM cursed, "Two more, damn it all!"

The Tyrant no longer was patient, unfortunately for TM and SSJ. It rushed SSJ, shoving him
into the stack of metal crates. The crates shattered to pieces, destroying any hope TM had
of defeating the Mythril-armored beast. SSJ flew into the wall, nearly knocked out and
breathing heavily.

At that same moment, Jill recovered from her sleep. She rubbed her head and muttered,
"Ugh... What happened?"

The Tyrant landed on the cart where the crates had been held. It stood, seeming to laugh at
the three in the room. SSJ got up, full of pain. He then yelled at Jill, "JILL!"

Jill turned to SSJ and just uttered, "Eh?"

"Fire every rocket you have left on the count of three!" Jill nodded, and the Tyrant mocked
them all by playing Metroid Fusion on a random Game Boy Advance. SSJ fumeed, but counted
clearly, "One!" There was a pause. He then yelled again, "Two!"

Another pause. The Tyrant threw down the Game Boy Advance to the ground, shattering it to
pieces. SSJ could hold his anger no longer. His anger was showing through every pore in his
body, every space between his bared teeth, every clenched muscle in his arms. He screamed
with anger, "NO METROID GAME DESERVES THAT! THREE!"

Team Up Technique! SSJ and Jill, at once, fired the entire round of rockets in their
weapons. Explosion after explosion rocked the plane, sending light all throughout the bay
and filling everything with smoke. Finally, the two ran out of rockets and rested from
their massive assault.

But then they heard the most unpleasant words, coming from TM, "Dear God, no..." The smoke
quickly cleared, and the Tyrant was seen with blood red eyes, rage in every part of its
form. It roared and released some of what it had, and would have ran and cleaved SSJ in two.

But then there was the beep again.

TM turned and quickly pulled the lever, and the Tyrant was launched back, standing on the
cart. It screamed in terror, or so it seemed, as the cart suddenly stopped and the beast
was thrown back and nearly out the plane.

Unluckily for the three, its claws scraped along the last edge of the doors, and barely
held him as the wind rushed past. Using its strength, it climbed back into the plane, its
anger no longer containable.

"No!" SSJ screamed as he struggled to move.

Jill tensed and expected her demise. She then said, "So close!"

TM suddenly bursted. "FUCK IT ALL!" he screamed. TM, in his rage, picked up his briefcase
and tossed it at the Tyrant. The weight of all the beasts, paper, and various other items
made it difficult to toss, but TM managed it. It flew through the air, directly aimed at
the Tyrant.

Just at that time, the Tyrant let a slash at the "weak" briefcase. With a crack and a
sickening pop, the briefcase crushed the clawed arm as it flew forward, hitting the Tyrant
in the face. Its face twistsed a full 360 degrees, snapping its neck, and it fell back out
of the plane.

It was finished. The Tyrant was finally gone. And not a second too late. SSJ sighed, "It
was not rockets, bullets, sheathes, or even the crate thing that defeated this Tyrant..."

"...But a damn BRIEFCASE?!" Jill screamed. Everyone sighed at the simple irony.

TM then pined over his loss, "I guess it was a good thing I filed everything into that
briefcase. But... My reading is lost..."

The door opened, and TM left the bay. SSJ then sighed with relief, "Thank God that they're
lost." SSJ stood, and turned to Jill with a sudden idea. He offered, "Hey! How about going
with us?"

Jill looked up to SSJ. She asked, "To where?"

SSJ sweatdropped and sheepishly grinned. "I don't know, really," he answered truthfully.

"Then no. I've had enough for today."

SSJ turned white. That was his first rejection by a bishoujo. He was frozen as Jill got up
to leave, but just then, she slipped on a banana peel from out of nowhere. She rolled back
and flew out the back of the plane

"DAMN!" SSJ yelled as he saw her fly back. Thinking of nothing else, SSJ tossed a
bishie-ball at Jill's flying self. It hit, luckily enough, and the ball flew back to SSJ as
all bishie-balls do. He sighed, "Well, that was close."

SSJ left the bay to return to the cockpit. Jill popped out of her bishie-ball, panting and
sweating. She saw SSJ and was fileld with confusion. She asked, "What happened?"

"I saved you," SSJ answered.

"Eh?! How?!"

"I'll tell you later." SSJ turned back to the others, sweatdropping as they heard how TM
defeated the Tyrant. This time, the story didn't have any lies.

"Wow!" Claire exclaimed. "You're really cool, TM!"

TM modestly grinned and replied suavely, "I know- Hey! How about joining me on my
adventure!"

Claire glomped TM in response and yelled, "Of course!"

And at this time, Amiko sat on Gene's lap as he piloted the simple plane, simple compared
to the Outlaw Star, at least. She was swooning over how cool he was. Cindy, meanwhile, was
busy playing Go with Mokona. (Which was hiding in Cindy's bishounen waiting room, cleverly
enough.)

At that time, the plane flew off in the distance, towards the moon and over the horizon. No
one knew where to go, but they would figure it out. They all could feel Dark's powerful
aura in their hearts. Gene then suggested, "So, I suppose we are going North?"

---- To Be Continued ----

- ENDING SONG: INSERT RANDOM RE CREDITS SONG -

---- Preview ----

[Japanese Yu-Gi-Oh! Preview music plays in background. The five appear as chibi style, and
random scenes from the next episode play, though you can't see because this is text. =P]

SSJ: Well! How about that long monstrosity! (8000 words and more!)

Amiko: The chapters just get longer and longer!

Cindy: What have you been smoking?!

SSJ: Nothing... Much...

(Silence passes.)

TM: Anyway, next! The Council of Rantmon begins their first step, and heads to intercept us.

DDT: A gigantic giga battle ensues, with every last boss of every FF game that SSJ has
played teaming up to defeat us.

SSJ: Yes! Wackiness abound since my funny has finally been recovered!

All: Next! On GINGA GIRI GIRI! "Six Pronged Attack!"

Kenshin: With more "oro" as well!

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