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Ginga GIRI GIRI! The Universe is in Danger!
By SSJ Heero (http://animenext.knorf.net)
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---- Recap ----

[Chibi characters of the six appear in the foreground as scenes from the last episode play
in the background. Though, you can't see 'cause this is text. Haha!]

SSJ: LAST TIME! ON GINGA GIRI GIRI! ...We weren't in it.

Amiko: Except for in the last parts, where we run into some cop or other we met before.

Kensou: Meanwhile, Jallopsimon has some fun and takes out a naval fleet on his own.

Cindy: A bunch of computers for the government are finally revealed.

TM: Rantmon takes the Atma and reforges it.

Davis: Worst of all, Black Amiko and Shadow TM join forces! The super genius and the
strongest person on earth! Holy crap, we're screwed!

SSJ: Oh yeah, Sauron and company were in it, along with... Hayden?! What the Hell?!

All: Anyway! On with the show!

---- Chapter 43: Jet Grinding Madness ----

SSJ and company wasted no time looking around for a route to escape. The street before
them collapsed and fell away, for they were pretty high up on a bridge. The pieces fell and
smashed into the river several stories below. There absolutely was no escape for them.
Well, there was an escape path for their chocobos only, at least.

SSJ got an idea, since it was a Jet Set Radio Future chapter and all. As a passing group of
teens skated, grinded, and flew past, SSJ leapt onto one of them, and quickly, the rest did
the same. Soon after grappling with the teens, everyone had the jet skates of their own.
The passing gang did not seem to like that much, however, as one of the guys screamed,
"HEY! Give us back our skates!"

Saying nothing, TM punted the guy straight into the air, and with a bling and a sparkle, he
was gone. Jarrett was quick though, for just after he did that, more missiles shot from the
machine of his. With swears, each of them went their own way just as the missiles struck
the bridge and the very piece they were standing on fell to the water below. And SSJ was
yelling over it all, "We'll all meet eventually! Just get away!"

As they all skated or grinded their away from the machine, each caught a brief glimpse of
their four birds dashing away, to the other side of the city. Kensou muttered, "Damn. We
have to get to the other side before they do or else they'll escape."

With him was Amiko, who nodded as they grinded down a metal rail lining a long flight of
stairs.

***

TM and Cindy were gracefully skating and grinding on the walls and rails in a tunnel
elsewhere as Jarrett followed quickly in his machine. TM complained, "Damn it, why us?!"

Missiles tore through the walls just before TM as he skated upon them, flames racing from
them and leaving two black trails following him. Cindy leapt and ducked to avoid the
constant falling rubble from the explosions just above or below her. Such a troublesome day!

The two suddenly were out of the tunnel and into open light. They flew through the air, for
the tunnel's end happened to not be complete. Cindy spotted a bridge a ways below them and
pointed it to TM, who grabbed her and landed on the rail, amazingly grinding away with
little pain. He looked up at the robot as Cindy leapt off and skated on her own. "Geez,
that guy is persistent," said TM.

Cindy then asked, "How the Heck do you guys know him again?"

TM sighed as he struggled to remember so long ago. He spoke by stream of consciousness, "A
long, long time ago... Wait, it was like four months ago. Anyway, we were stuck in this one
town where this robber kept robbing banks and leaving clues for us to figure out. SSJ
figured out a pattern and we caught him with that guy's help."

He leapt at that moment to avoid a passing traffic light, landing on the ground beside
Cindy as they entered the streets. They passed an intersection over the cars, seeing
Jarrett's machine in the distance. Cindy continued asking, "What happened next to make him
hate you guys?!"

TM answered, "When we caught the robber, that cop took his eyes off of the guy for a second
trying to catch us with our huge bounty. We escaped, and I guess that robber saw a window
of opportunity and escaped as well. Feh, it was his stupidity that made him lose-"

BAM! He crashed straight into the fist of Jarrett's machine. The impact sent him reeling
as he was shoved away. He scraped along the asphalt as Cindy skidded to a halt before the
robot as it raised its giant metal fist into the air to smash into Cindy.

But Cindy was quick on the draw, pulling out two of her guns from her holsters and
launching many bullets at the machine. The momentum shoved her back on her skates, and she
flipped and somersaulted away and landed by TM, who was again on his feet. TM groaned,
"Man, this'll be troublesome."

Cindy nodded. "Yeah."

***

And SSJ and Davis weren't in a much better situation. After leaving the Crew, they ran
straight through an open pipe, skating and grinding and spinning throughout the inside
before they were launched out over the dam. SSJ noticed the water below and screamed, "DAMN
IT!"

Davis shouted into the sky, "WHY US?!"

As they tumbled and fell through the air, they crashed straight into the water, quite glad
that the surface tension was broken by the water flow. They were engulfed in the flow and
traveled quite a way through the dam before one of them finally got out. Davis caught hold
of the side and pulled himself onto a small platform over the damn. He coughed out water
and looked about him, seeing more bridges and platforms around the dam. He caught no sight
of SSJ, though. He was taken aback to suddenly hear a high-pitched voice beside him, "Damn
it, that was too dangerous!"

Davis looked beside him and saw Kero, holding onto jet skates almost as big as he. He
sighed as SSJ fumed, looking at his hands and tail and wings. SSJ looked at himself in the
water and grabbed his head in anger, "Damn it, not again!"

Davis sighed and sent flames into the water just before him. As steam rose, SSJ dipped his
tail into it and poof! He was back again and slipped back into the skates after pouring the
water out. "That's getting quite inconvenient," Davis muttered.

SSJ snapped back, "*Getting* inconvenient?! It already WAS inconvenient!"

Suddenly, winds shot everywhere. Darkness fell upon the two. They turned about, quite
surprised and confused. Was it Jarrett?! No, they did not hear the hum of the jet pack of
the robot. But they saw a shadow on the water. They turned about and saw the most
inconvenient person and the most inconvenient time, recognizing his afro first. SSJ
groaned, "Oh geez..."

Davis too groaned, "Not again..."

But it was so. From there came the Team Rocket chorus, and Team Voldemort was seen
standing upon the waters of the dam. As the violins and instruments sounded, then came
their motto.

Voldemort began their motto, "To send the world to devastation."

Peter continued, posing up a storm and showing off his metal arm, "To make minions of every
nation."

"To strike down the lameness of self-insertion fics!" Malik proudly stated, twirling his
Millenium Rod.

"To kill you all just for kicks," said Bakura, combing his rich white hair.

And so they went through all their names in dramatic fashion. The Maze brothers then struck
a pose as well. Voldemort shouted, "Team Voldemort is blasting off at the speed of light!"

Peter, Malik, and Bakura rhymed, "Surrender now or prepare for our bite!"

The Maze brothers chimed in, "Ma-Ze, damn straight!"

SSJ and Davis sweatdropped. Geez, they wouldn't help their day. Dealing with the robot cop
was enough, but Team Voldemort was getting quite annoying. As the chorus ended and Malik
put away his boom box, Voldemort stepped forward on the water, frozen from a spell of some
sort. He spoke, "Okay, we've missed a couple of chapters, but we're here and ready to kill
you all, finally... Hey wait, where're the rest of you?!"

Davis and SSJ shrugged as the skies seemed to darken over Team Voldemort. "We had to split
up for a bit," SSJ replied.

Davis added, "But don't worry, you'll have enough fun with us."

Voldemort fumed, and with a wave of his hand, he sent his minions forward. The Maze
brothers along with Malik and Bakura leapt forward, pulling their fists back in a menacing
manner. SSJ and Davis were ready to dodge, but then the four opponents landed, SSJ had his
sword out as Davis held up his fists. But the four's hands were empty with palms raised
towards the two in pride as the Maze brothers declared their game. "Now that we're
prepared, we will see a fair game," Ma began.

"And you will lose and we'll gain fame!" Ze finished.

"Right here is where the battle will begin!" declared Bakura as he pointed to another
platform, where a big-screen TV was stationed along with stereos, a PS2, and several
controllers.

Malik stood in the lime light then. He announced, "It's a four-on-two no-holds-barred
Virtua Fighter 4 tournament!" Davis' and SSJ's eyes narrowed. No way were they losing at
this...

***

And they didn't, for SSJ found it hilariously easy with Pai as he knocked the Maze
brothers out of the ring as Davis tossed Bakura and Malik out with no problem using Aoi.
They sighed as Voldemort's flunkies groaned in disappointment. SSJ and Davis sighed as they
turned to Voldemort.

BOOM! They barely dodged a blast from Voldemort's finger, pointing straight at where the
PS2 was. SSJ suddenly glowed in anger as his eyes narrowed. He nearly exploded as he
screamed, "No... VIRTUA FIGHTER 4 DOES NOT DESERVE THAT!"

Davis sweatdropped as SSJ landed gracefully on the flowing water, standing upon it with
his feet glowing from Chakra. He dashed forward to Voldemort, who again pointed his finger
at the boy. Then he saw SSJ's fingers crossing as water was thrown away from his flaming
skates. He mimicked TM then, shouting, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

With a wisp of smoke, suddenly, there were two more SSJ's with the original, all dashing
towards the surprised Voldemort, who muttered, "What the Heck?!" He didn't allow for the
clones to hit him. As the three bodies leapt into the air, Voldemort screamed
"Expelliarmus!" at the clones.

Then SSJ was past Voldemort, leaping into the air, and the two clones disappeared with
smoke. He leapt back onto a rail and grinded around the dam as he admired his work on
Voldemort.

Voldemort coughed out colored smoke. Davis saw from his vantage point a spray paint can in
SSJ's hand. He grinned. "Gonna take him out Jet Grind Radio style, huh?!" Davis yelled.

"Damn right!" SSJ screamed back.

Davis grinned and leapt upon the rail as Voldemort rubbed his eyes, covered with graffiti.
A sudden tickling was on the back of the wizard's neck as SSJ flew past again. The Dark
Wizard forced his eyes open and glared at SSJ, but then Davis flew past, cans a-spraying.
Right in the eye! He grabbed at them in pain and screamed, "DAMNED FOOL KIDS!"

SSJ then yelled at Davis, "Come on! Finishing move!"

SSJ and Davis leapt upon Voldemort at the same time, filling both of the wizard's ears
with paint, and then all throughout the body. Colored smoke and the constant hiss of the
cans filled the air as the Maze brothers, Malik, and Bakura looked on at their master. SSJ
and Davis suddenly were grinding back on the platforms and walkways around the damn again
as the minions caught sight of their master.

Right across Voldemort was pictures and symbols advertising GGG. They sweatdropped and
became white with fear as they looked up at Davis, his right arm outstretched. A red aura
came to the boy's hands. The minions gulped as they realized what was happening.

Davis sent an explosion racing towards them, and another to Voldemort, and soon, they were
in the air, howling in pain. As they neared disappearing, they yelled in unison, "Team
Voldemort is blasting off agaiiiiinnnn..."

And with a bling and a sparkle, they were gone. SSJ and Davis skidded to a halt as they
admired their work. They shot glances at each other and nodded, and soon they were away
from the dam and skating their ways back up to the streets.

***

TM and Cindy were having quite a bit of fun fending off Jarrett's attacks as they skated
about the town, eventually arriving at a giant parking garage. It certainly would be the
best place to hide, since it was too small for the robot to follow and with many places to
hide. Missiles raced through the tiny levels towards Cindy and TM, who grinded and sailed
over cars, skidding out of sight. Jarrett swore as he drove the machine around the building.

TM panted as he leaned upon a pillar of the garage, looking over the corner at where
Jarrett was. He saw nothing but the trees and the buildings. No way! It disappeared! He
slowly got to his feet and peered past the corner at where it should have been. As he
stared and wondered, he failed to hear a certain hiss of the new-age hovering machine
behind him, past the garage as Jarrett smiled.

He did hear the screaming of a missile, though, as it raced his way from behind. Twirling
about, he saw it clearly as it speeded towards him, and hastily, he ducked to avoid the
missile as it flew overhead and hit a car, making a hole through the ground of the garage.

TM looked back at the machine and saw yet deadlier things. Several flashing spheres landed
upon the ground and cars about him as he turned pale. He barely leapt out of the way as
explosions came from the bombs and threw him away and out of the garage as a good half of
it crumbled and collapsed.

TM skidded along the grass, leaving a large grass stain upon his back as he looked up at a
shadow falling upon him. Jarrett's machine was right over head. He swore as Jarrett grinned
and raised a robotic arm. Jarrett's voice echoed through the machine, "Well, that was
troublesome chasing after you and all!"

But then from the roof of what was left of the garage, a rather large rail fell and landed
upon the top of the robot, still holding onto the structure. Jarrett opened the hatch of
the robot with surprise. He looked at the damage it did to his robot, causing a rather deep
dent. He fumed, and didn't hear in time the sound of rockets or grinding.

Cindy flew past as she sprayed paint all over the man's face, and he reeled in pain as it
stung his eyes. As Cindy smiled and leapt off the rail, and she left a rather large streak
of paint down the robot's side as she landed by TM.

TM saw her landing and asked with surprise, "Didn't that hurt?"

Cindy just grabbed TM and helped him to his feet. "Hey, this is Jet Set Radio Future here,"
she replied. TM sweatdropped as she pointed to a convenient floating can of blood, which
seemed to represent a healing item. He nodded as she continued, "Well, your power doesn't
seem to be worth much."

TM glared at Cindy as she smiled, and then the two skated away as Jarrett got back into
his robot, frustrated and angry from the pain clawing at his eyes. As he checked his
screens, he realized that a great deal of the main one was covered with a thick line of
green. He swore, "DAMN IT! She couldn't have gotten the camera!"

But she did, and as he looked through the other screens, he raced forward, unaware of the
many things just before him that the side screens couldn't show. Street lights toppled
over, cars were turned over, trees were knocked down, and people were screaming and yelling
before Jarrett had the sense to go sideways to avoid problems.

He saw TM and Cindy racing onwards before him, and he grinned as he raced towards the two
kids. He came nearer to the two, even as they grinded and flamed onwards, leaving black
trails in their wake. Jarrett still approached with his velocity, and TM and Cindy were
sweating as he came dangerously close. He reached out an arm, for his missiles were
depleted, and was about to clasp its fingers around Cindy...

Until he was slammed into a wall by a giant ball and crane. He flew into a decaying
building and crashed straight into it, sending smoke and dust away as the bricks and old
cement hit the robot as it fell to the ground. Layer after layer of old materials crashed
atop the machine, and finally, all went dark within the cockpit.

Jarrett rubbed his throbbing head as he looked about his seat. The controls and lights were
working perfectly. The screens weren't. He silently cursed as he realized all the external
cameras were destroyed. And finally, he pulled his robot up until he heard no tumbling of
rubble, then opened the hatch to look outside.

Light flooded into the cockpit as he looked at the ball and crane before him. If it wasn't
for the damned graffiti, he would have seen it just fine! But then he looked at the bigger
problem, and saw his robot dented and cracked from the impact of the building and ball. He
grabbed his hair and swore and swore and swore. This was definitely not good for him!

A man yelled, "Hey! You shouldn't have gotten in the way!"

Jarrett turned to the source of the sound, finding the operator of the ball and crane.
Damn demolition project! How old-fashioned can you get to use a ball and crane?! Jarrett
pulled himself back into the cockpit and pulled and turned its controls. The machine moved
and sputtered and ultimately sparked and turned dark. None of its lights worked then, and
Jarrett turned white. He cursed, "Aw, shit... This isn't good..."

Weakly and dizzily, he pulled himself from the machine and skidded down and onto the
streets, where a large crowd of spectators looked up at the spectacle. A robot right in the
middle of bricks of a collapsed building. Jarrett then wept as he heard police sirens and
the squeal of police tires. And he slowly turned around and caught sight of who stepped out
of the cars. He saw the suit, the hair, the badge on his front. His chief was here, and
clearly not happy with what happened. He saw the vein on the man as he tried to be
restrained. The Chief demanded, "Praytell... Why did were you compelled to take the drone
and ride around the city, destroying a bridge, a parking garage, a hundred cars, the
sidewalks here, and interrupting a demolition project?!"

Jarrett fell to his knees and shrunk before the very angry and very twitching man. He tried
to reply, "Well... Ah... There were these kids... And... AH, I'M SO SORRY!"

And Jarrett wept and begged at the chief's feet as he cried for mercy and forgiveness, in
spite of rain from a broken fire hydrant, pieces of the building just behind him, and TM
and Cindy laughing and howling a distance away. The chief groaned and rebuked the man, "Do
you know how much property damage you have caused?! You have even wrecked this expensive
piece of equipment! This is all going to our budget, and I can't stand you ruining our name
any longer! You're fired! Get out of my sight!"

And as the Chief pried Jarrett off the man, TM and Cindy approached the wailing man. The
chief stepped into the police car with dignity and drove away, quite angry and exasperated.
TM and Cindy stepped up to the man as they saw the car disappear across an intersection. TM
muttered, "Man, he was not happy."

Cindy commented, "No, not at all... I feel sorry for you, David-chan."

Jarrett twitched and hastily got to his feet, yelling at them, "You guys! Stay there so I
can kill you!"

Jarrett quickly drew a pistol from his pocket, surprising TM and Cindy, who couldn't draw
in time as Jarrett put pressure on the trigger...

But then there was a crash as a chocobo landed upon Jarrett, a bullet flying up and hitting
a wall. TM was taken aback as other chocobos slammed straight into that one, Jarrett crying
in pain as their talons scratched across his back in a rather humorous way. They were
dashing ahead, past TM and Cindy as they realized it was their own chocobos. Close behind,
they saw Amiko and Kensou, frantically running after them.

"MATTE KUDASA~~~I!" Amiko screamed as she flailed her arms wildly. [Subtitles: "WAIT,
PLE~~~ASE!"]

"Tomare!" Kensou shouted as the two skated after the birds. [Subtitles: "Stop!"]

And as Amiko and Kensou sprinted past on skates with barely a notice, Cindy and TM nodded
at each other before skating after them as well. "Wait, please!" Cindy screamed.

TM shouted after them all, "Stop!"

Onward in the street, the chocobos dashed past an intersection, and there was a pipe
sticking out from the wall. There was the sound of stepping as someone came to the end of
the pipe, and out from it stuck SSJ's and Davis' heads. As the chocobos trampled past, they
realized their faces had been just a couple of inches away from hitting a chocobo.

As they stepped back in shock, they saw Amiko and Kensou dash past, Amiko's arms flailing
and Kensou pumping his arms trying to speed up. And then they saw Cindy and TM speed past,
doing very much the same thing. SSJ and Davis exchanged surprised glances before getting
out of the pipe and skating and grinding after them.

And then there was a giant lump of dashing kids as TM and Cindy met with SSJ and Davis.
"Where have you two been?!" TM demanded.

"Team Voldemort," Davis answered simply. TM nodded in reply.

SSJ calmly turned to Cindy as he grinded along the rail between sidewalk and street. "You
two?" he asked.

Cindy answered, "Robot chased us, so we had a troublesome day."

And the four nodded at each other was they merged with the Amiko and Kensou, who had much
larger problems on their mind. "How do we stop them?!" Amiko asked the others.

At that, SSJ opened a much needed plot hole just beside him as the chocobos crashed past a
fruit stand. Apples and oranges flew across the place, not quite different once they
slammed into the ground. Amiko bowed as they skated past as SSJ pulled out and tossed a
couple of spray cans to her. TM got the hint and pulled out his own cans. SSJ shouted, "We
need ten of them to speed up, get ready to leap onto the birds!"

And as SSJ's skates suddenly burst into fire and he sped onwards and shoved off the rail,
there came a loud chirp from Amiko's bag around her shoulder. The chocobos came to a halt
immediately as SSJ flew past, cursing as he slammed into the ground and skidded along it in
a rather painful, yet humorous way a la Love Hina.

There from Amiko's bag stuck out the little blue chocobo's head, which the author forgot
was even there most of the time. The rest of the Crew came to a halt right beside the
chocobos as Amiko hugged and squeezed Tenpi with tenderness. TM and Cindy patted their
chocobo as Davis scratched his golden one behind its head. Tenpi and Amiko and Kensou's
chocobo conversed a bit in their chocobo tongue before the two as their owners patted and
petted them kindly.

And SSJ was swearing and cursing as he painfully pulled himself from the ground as his
chocobo came and pecked at him. SSJ looked up and glared at his chocobo, who seemed to be
unaware of the immense pain its owner just went through. Still SSJ sighed as he patted his
chocobo before collapsing on the ground.

The rest of the Crew leapt upon their chocobo's backs as SSJ's own bird picked him up and
placed him on its back. The rest of the Crew were unaware as they finally had their
chocobos go onward, passing SSJ with little more than a laugh. TM chuckled the day away,
"Haha... What a weird day..."

"All that exercise has made me a bit tired..." Davis added.

And Amiko was patting and rubbing Tenpi as Kensou drove their chocobo. "Pretty smart,
Tenpi-chan!" she praised her pet. "You should have done that sooner, though!"

And as they went onwards, towards the horizon, into the grassy distance. The sky was fresh
and clear still, half an hour minutes after the chapter began. Peace and quiet seemed very
good right now, considering the day they just had...

---- To Be Continued ----

- ENDING SONG: FOR REAL (YEAH, IT'S FROM SAIYUKI. DEAL WITH IT.) -

tachidomatte'ru kimi no senaka wa
sabishige na mama boku wo toraeru
kimagure na ai de tsutsumitai

shinjirarenai kotoba bakari ga
egao no naka de kiba wo muite'ru
sono kakera ni ai wo sagashite'ru

itsuka wagamama na utagoe ga kimi ni todoite
sonna shunkan ni kono sekai wa kawatte yuku

nani wo mitsukete yukou
jikan wo kirisaite
kimi no soba ni iru yo
sore ga yasashisa nara

nani wo mitsumete iyou
sono te wo sashidashite
tsukanda genjitsu wo
Let it go
shinjiyou

---- Preview ----

[The Naruto Main Theme plays in background. The six appear as chibi style, and random
scenes from the next episode play, though you can't see because this is text. Haha!]

SSJ: Hey, hey! Next! On GINGA GIRI GIRI!

Amiko: Hey, time seems really weird here...

Kensou: Does it seem like things keep on repeating itself?

TM: Is it a Groundhog's Day chapter? Card Captor Sakura? Both?! Neither?!

Davis: Well, find out next! It'll have the best ending theme yet!

Cindy: Next! On GINGA GIRI GIRI! "The Melody of Time"

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