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Ginga GIRI GIRI! The Universe is in Danger!
By SSJ Heero (http://animenext.knorf.net)
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---- Recap ----

[Chibi characters of the six appear in the foreground as scenes from the last episode play
in the background. Though, you can't see 'cause this is text. Haha!]

SSJ: LAST TIME! ON GINGA GIRI GIRI!

Amiko: We run into a rather... angry character from before.

Kensou: We are forced to split, and Amiko and I head to stop our runaway chocobos.

Davis: SSJ and I run into Team Voldemort, taking care of them rather easily.

TM: Cindy and I run away from the terror drone and Jarrett, and then the day was done.

Cindy: So...! On with the show!

---- Chapter 44: The Melody of Time ----

The melody of a certain Hyrulean theme echoed through the air, strangely enough, as a
group of four chocobos trampled through a vast, glittering field of grass. The sun was high
as their quest continued, hardly resting after the event with robots and rocket skates just
two hours before. They weren't particularly tired, but then again, they all had the
strength of several people.

Tenpi was sitting upon Amiko's head, as did Mokona upon Cindy's, scouting about the area
for anything and anyone. SSJ and Davis weren't particularly thrilled with the day, but then
again, it was like every other day.

As the day passed slowly, TM held his hand out, palm up, closing his eyes and concentrating
as Cindy was driving the chocobo. Winds gathered to his hand. He brought his right hand
over and out of the vicinity of the winds, concentrating as hard as he could. The winds
circled and concentrated about a single point over his left hand as he still closed his
eyes. It wrapped into a small sphere. Tremendous power flowed in his hand. Perfect!

He opened his eyes to admire his work, only to have the sphere pop and the speeding winds
race out of control. Cindy was shoved forward as TM was shoved back and off the chocobo,
skidding across the grass. Quickly, he got back to his feet and dashed after the racing
chocobo, barely catching it and jumping back on, panting. Cindy shot TM a glance and
commented, "Maybe you should stop doing that, since you have been failing for the past
hour."

TM glared at Cindy and said back, "This is training! I need to do it!"

Cindy sighed as she turned back to guiding the chocobo onward. And so the day continued
like that, TM constantly falling off and dashing back onto the chocobo as the day dragged
on. The Crew then spotted something in the distance. Mokona sat up from Cindy's head and
looked ahead, occasionally floating up.

He saw the stone towers and the lively city before them. A large castle and town,
surrounded by moats and trees was right in the distance. The Crew came to a halt and looked
upon the castle. Amiko was the first to recognize it, followed by everyone else. She cried,
"Hyrule!"

TM followed, "Hyrule!"

SSJ said as well, "Hyrule!

In the background, Davis whispered to Cindy, "It's only a model."

At that, the three "shh"'ed him to silence. Amiko then turned to everyone and spoke,
"Everyone, let's rest here. Let us ride to... Hyrule!"

***

Hey, hey, there was Cell again within the castle Hyrule. He was within a highly decorated
room, flowing carpets, sparkling chandeliers, and priceless works of art all around it. He
leaned upon the wall by the window as sunlight streamed inside. Across from the menace
stood a green man, clad in armor and capes with orange hair. Cell smiled at Ganondorf as
four chocobos crossed into the city of Hyrule.

Ganondorf stepped up to the window overlooking most of the town and saw each of them. Two
boys in clothing from the recently disbanded Akatsuki organization, one boy with rather
strange gloves, an older boy with a long weapon of some sort, two girls, each with a cute
mascot animal on their heads. Ganondorf sneered and muttered, "Tch... They are supposed to
be strong?"

Cell smiled without turning his gaze, replying to the evil minion, "That's what everyone
else said... But they alone defeated the Council. I suppose news doesn't come around this
area."

Ganondorf's eyes flashed upon that but of news. He then smiled and returned, "Don't
worry... My other form will be more than enough for them."

Cell chuckled and said, "I hope so, for it'd be a shame to lose someone like you."

With that, Cell disappeared from sight, leaving Ganondorf alone in the room. He turned
back to look at the streets, seeing the Six moving quickly to pass through the town.
Ganondorf looked upon the clock on the wall.

***

Suddenly, night fell upon the land. And boy, was it sudden, considering in a couple of
minutes, it went from completely bright to the beginning of night. The Crew stopped in
their chocobo's tracks as everyone on the streets left. This certainly was strange... The
Six turned their heads about in wonder. "What the heck happened?!" Kensou asked.

A light then clicked in Amiko's head after the many, many times she played Legend of
Zelda: Ocarina of Time. She answered, "Time is screwy here, mostly because Nintendo didn't
want the passing time to take forever."

The rest looked at Amiko, and contemplated it. SSJ sighed, "Well, whatever, we'll have to
wait until sun rise in order to get out..."

And as the Crew wandered through the town, there was a certain team waiting up on a
rooftop of an inn, looking down upon the unsuspecting masses. They grinned, for they
definitely have it nailed now. Today will be the day that they will defeat the Crew!
Voldemort grinned as he stood up upon the edge of the roof. Peter looked up at his master
and absolutely admired him in the glowing moonlight. There will be no problem, now!

But then, there was a squawk. Or a chirp. Or whatever sound swallows make. In any case, a
rather small swallow crashed straight into the back of Voldemort's head. Now, birds aren't
usually that slow and unable to dodge, and one of that size wouldn't hurt anyone, but it
was gripping a line, connected to another swallow, with a coconut upon the line. They all
slammed into Voldemort. The wizard lost balance and fell down sixty feet into the gravel
below, right before the Crew as they were about to enter the inn.

The Crew sweatdropped as Voldemort got to his feet, his team dropping down. The music
started again, with Bakura wondering how it was happening despite the boom box not quite
turned on. Nevertheless...

Voldemort began their motto, "To send the world to devastation."

Peter continued, posing up a storm and showing off his metal arm, "To make minions of every
nation."

"To strike down the lameness of self-insertion fics!" Malik proudly stated, twirling his
Millenium Rod.

"To kill you all just for kicks," said Bakura, combing his rich white hair.

And so they went through all their names in dramatic fashion. The Maze brothers then struck
a pose as well. Voldemort shouted, "Team Voldemort is blasting off at the speed of light!"

Peter, Malik, and Bakura rhymed, "Surrender now or prepare for our bite!"

The Maze brothers chimed in, "Ma-Ze, damn straight!"

The Crew sweatdropped again. Another chapter, another encounter with the team that never
seemed to get it right. Still, upon finishing their hastily prepared motto, they faced the
Crew with an air of supremacy. Voldemort proudly proclaimed, "Well... This time, we'll be
sure you obliterate you all!"

Malik and Bakura then stepped up, threatening and menacing. The Six each took a step back
as Malik and Bakura grinned and reached into their pockets. The Crew waited tensely as the
two quickly pulled out two remote controls from their pockets, with long antennas and one
large red button. The Crew turned white. They pressed the two buttons.

With a twang, the ground under the Six shot up from a power of a spring, and the Six were
flying through the air, as were Malik and Bakura, away from Hyrule, away from the castle,
away from rest. Malik looked on with narrow eyes as they became dangerously far away from
the ground. He muttered, "Perhaps I should have thought this out more..."

And soon enough, they all slammed into soft hay in the middle of the Lon Lon Ranch. They
spat out dry hay and roughed it out of their hair and scratched it off their backs as they
rolled off and got onto the soft dirt of the ranch. The Six were on their feet, facing
Malik and Bakura, as the sun was rising again. Malik began, "Here's the deal... It's a
two-on-two match."

"We shall ride horses and fight with arrows until no one from one side is left up," Bakura
explained.

They then fetched their own horses and leapt upon the backs. Malik turned to mock them,
"Or, if you're not feeling skilled on your- Wait, what?!"

Everyone turned to see Amiko grab a clarinet out of nowhere and began playing Epona's
theme. At that, a rather strong horse came from out of nowhere, and she leapt onto it.
Malik and Bakura froze. "Oh, no," Malik muttered.

Bakura tried to speak, but only "She can't..." came out. Malik and Bakura exchanged
glances, feeling anxiety. "Perhaps I should have thought this out more..." Bakura pondered.

***

Soon enough, Bakura and Malik were on the ground, full of bruises and injuries from
falling off their horses. There was a yawn heard, and everyone diverted their attention to
the young girl, Malon, standing there by the entrance with a cup of milk. She rubbed her
eyes and asked, "Eh... What are you people doing on our farm?"

And then, there was a giant crash right behind the girl, making her drop her glass of
milk. The glass shattered about the dirt, with milk spilling everywhere, as she wheeled
around to see the demonic form of Nabeshin #4. She screamed in terror as she dashed away,
back into the ranch, and there was Lord Voldemort, palms forward, no longer wanting to play
around. He shouted, "Another defeat, Malik! Bakura! Well, I'll clean up now!"

The Six were frozen in place as Voldemort quickly launched a gigantic Nabe Hame Ha wave
straight at them. Cindy mustered whatever strength she had to fight her surprise and drag
down everyone with her as she ducked. The beam of energy flew harmlessly past, and
Voldemort looked down at the Crew, not seeing TM's eyes closed. SSJ caught sight of it. He
turned and screamed, "Run!"

He crawled back along with the rest as TM's eyes shot open, sending Voldemort into the
realm of the Tsukuyomi again. The entire world seemed to be a negative. Voldemort was
terrified, since it was his first experience. He had seen its effects, though. Uchiha
Itachi foaming at the mouth is not something the villain department exactly expects.

TM's voice resonated throughout the area, "For the next few days, you'll watch the horrors
of GOATSE."

Voldemort lost his breath. "You wouldn't!" he screamed

"I would!" TM screamed back.

Suddenly, in the black world, one image appeared right before Voldemort's eyes. It is not
one that should be described, so the author will refrain from it. Luckily for Voldemort,
the days in Ocarina of Time are short, and a couple of minutes later, he was laying at TM's
feet, heaving and convulsing. He has truly seen terror.

SSJ shuddered at what Voldemort just went through, just before dashing up to the exhausted
TM to support him. SSJ looked upon Voldemort, twitching and staring at the sky, dazed and
confused. TM was sweating and panting, sharingan eyes still bright and clear.

SSJ muttered, "That Misuse of Sharingan takes too much energy."

TM took one last deep breath, and then the red of his eyes faded to his normal aqua. He
then got to his own feet as they allowed Davis to step up. They saw Peter Pettigrew with
Voldemort, trying to help the wizard up, Ma and Ze discussing Emily Dickenson just behind.
Cindy and Amiko rolled Malik and Bakura to the rest of the team as Davis sighed. He snapped
a finger, and an explosion tore through the ground just under the team. They said in
unison, "Team Voldemort is blasting off agaiiiiinnnn..."

And with a bling and a sparkle, they were gone. The Crew sighed, and fell to their feet.
Damn it, their chocobos were still in town, and probably gone by now with their stuff. This
wasn't good...

There was a sparkle and a bling. A certain team was falling back to where they were. An
explosion ripped into the ground just when they landed. Everything was flowing backwards,
the Crew went from balanced to back on the ground, and then into the air, then landing
gracefully on their feet, then backwards out of Hyrule...

***

The melody of a certain Hyrulean theme echoed through the air, strangely enough, as a
group of four chocobos trampled through a vast, glittering field of grass. The sun was high
as their quest continued, hardly resting after the event with robots and rocket skates just
two hours before. They weren't particularly tired, but then again, they all had the
strength of several people.

Tenpi was sitting upon Amiko's head, as did Mokona upon Cindy's, scouting about the area
for anything and anyone. SSJ and Davis weren't particularly thrilled with the day, but then
again, it was like every other day.

As the day passed slowly, TM held his hand out, palm up, closing his eyes and concentrating
as Cindy was driving the chocobo. Winds gathered to his hand. He brought his right hand
over and out of the vicinity of the winds, concentrating as hard as he could. The winds
circled and concentrated about a single point over his left hand as he still closed his
eyes. It wrapped into a small sphere. Tremendous power flowed in his hand. Perfect!

But then he lost concentration, with the sphere of wind dissipating and knocking him off
the chocobo as they came to a halt at Amiko's hand. Everyone looked at her, who was rubbing
her chin. Amiko said thoughtfully, "Wait, this scene seems really familiar..."

"What, are you going through deja vu?" TM inquired, looking around at the unfamiliar land.

Everyone looked about the scene, trying to find something they recognized. It was only
just then did Amiko recognize the giant form of Hyrule in the distance. She rubbed her
chin, but then shrugged off the strange feeling, turning to everyone. "Okay, let's go to
Hyrule!" she shouted.

***

As the Six entered Hyrule, with the skies darkening already, they saw the villagers
disappeared as night replaced the day. And with the villagers gone, Ganondorf looked down
upon the Six, thinking he should fight them. He didn't know why, but he had a feeling. So,
he threw open the window in his room and jumped out as the Crew stepped further into the
town. They were way past his tower, however, when he smashed into the ground in a rather
humorous way, leaving a Ganondorf-shaped indent in the gravel.

And as he was disoriented and was knocked out from it, the Crew went past, coming across
the Temple of Time, with a strange melody coming forth from it. The Crew exchanged glances
as Amiko rubbed her chin. So they went forth and shoved open the giant doors of the temple
with a loud creak from the old hinges. Inside, there was a Hyrulean, with blond hair, green
clothes, and a fairy fluttering all about him, practicing playing his ocarina. Unless the
reader is dense, the reader would know it was Link, famed Hero of Time. Amiko certainly had
no problem recognizing him.

Amiko's eyes bulged with hearts as Link paid no attention to the Six at all. Link just
muttered to himself, "Something's wrong here..."

And the fairy, Navi, floating around Link inquired, "What? What's strange?"

Link thought for a bit before replying, "I'm actually talking."

And before the rest realized it, Amiko was all over Link. The rest no longer were
surprised at her fangirl antics by that point, but when a gigantic tail crashed through the
door of the temple of time, everyone stopped. Amiko got up from the surprised link, for she
was only on him a few seconds and looked up at Ganon, transformed and persistent in his
task. "Rantmon wishes your capture... I think. Well, it doesn't matter what I think, for it
is for Rantmon!" so Ganon spaketh.

Everyone sighed, and Ganon stood proud and tall before them, ready to attack. They took
their time to analyze their opponent, large and positively dangerous. Without warning,
Ganon then jumped forward, swinging his tail around in an attempt to knock away any of the
Crew. SSJ leapt up as Ganon landed where he was standing on a moment ago. In midair, the
avatar of the author unwrapped his Hellfire sword and yelled aloud, "Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu -
Ryuu Tsui Sen!"

As gravity pulled him back to the ground, he raised his sword high and yelled, ready to
slice Ganon in two.

But then he was slammed into the wall by one of Ganon's legs. Ganon laughed as he shoved
SSJ deeper into the wall, but then there was a small breeze of wind. He averted his eyes to
look behind him, and there was TM, struggling to do the Rasengan. He spun his hands
together in an attempt to concentrate the storm in his hands. It then compressed into a
sphere. TM smiled and leapt forward, ready to slam it into Ganon. "This is the end of you!"
he screamed.

Ganon swore. TM was quick as he dashed forward with the Rasengan, thrusting it forward.
But as the boy did that, the sphere broke again, and by the time his palm hit Ganon's body,
there was no more wind about it. TM stood there for a while, cursing to himself. He was
then promptly knocked up by Ganon's tail, and then a volley of bullets struck Ganon.

Ganon looked about for the source, spotting Cindy a distance away. "Damn you!" she swore.
"I'll show you to bother us!"

Cindy then put her hands together and concentrated, in a puff of smoke, her regular self
was replaced by her chibi self. SSJ and TM stared at Cindy, knowing what was happening and
wondering when she learned the chibi storm. Cindy smirked as she was about to slam into
Ganon, causing massive pain. But then her foot slipped on a banana peel, carelessly left by
someone, sending her rolling, tumbling, and crashing into a wall, dazed and confused.

Link innocently pointed to Navi, who was fluttering about in anger. Navi tried to speak,
"Wait, I can't even EAT a bana-"

But Link interrupted, "She did it. No, really. I swear."

Amiko smacked Navi, floating about in the air, faithfully believing Link despite some
banana between his teeth. SSJ, who was still trapped between the wall and Ganon,
sweatdropped with TM and Davis. Then Davis stepped up to the plate, launching meteor after
meteor after meteor at the enemy. Ganon, however, was thoroughly unaffected, and pulled out
a missile launcher from nowhere, making everyone's jaws drop to the ground.

With smoke and the hiss of flames, Ganon launched missiles after missiles after missiles at
Davis, still surprised that Ganon even HAD missiles. Davis was hit, explosions tearing
through the ground and around. The rest of the Crew had eyes wide open to witness it. Davis
screamed in pain.

But when he fell to the ground he got back up, making everyone facefault. Kensou yelled at
Davis, "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?!"

Amiko then explained, still gripping onto Link, who was struggling to get out of her
clutches, "Well, it's not much him as the world we're in. He only lost one heart for that
attack."

Kensou shot a glance at Amiko, thoroughly confused. But he turned back to the attack, and
Davis was dodging missile after missile launched from Ganon's side. It became easier and
easier to leap forward with each dodge, even more so once Ganon ran out of missiles. Davis
was ready to slam a flaming fist into him, had not Ganon threw the entire missile launcher
at Davis, hitting him squarely in the face and launching him back. Amiko sweatdropped and
sighed, "Damn it, do you have to rely on me all the time?!"

She then, for a brief moment, let go of Link to face Ganon, only to realize that was her
mistake. Link immediately dashed off, not caring about Ganon since a fangirl was right
there. It was a shame, he slipped on the same banana Cindy slipped on, skidding forward,
flew off a rock, bounced off the wall, and landed just next to Amiko. She wasted no time
catching Link and facing Ganon. "Okay, time for beating you," she proclaimed.

Amiko got her bow and arrow from her Eskudo glove, and docked a light arrow carelessly
left behind by Link. She aimed carefully at Ganon's head, and with a swift movement, an
arrow went through Ganon's cheek. He screamed in pain as Amiko rolled forward, between the
thing's leg and behind him, seeing his glowing tail. Her bow and arrows disappeared then,
and she pulled out her second best weapons. "Hit a Bunch of Times with Fans Technique!" she
screamed.

Similar to the ending cinema of Ocarina of Time, Amiko then smashes her fans multiple,
multiple times into Ganon. She smacked him, pulled her fan away, and smacked him again,
over and over again. Ganon lost grip of SSJ as he was pushed further and further away by
Amiko's attack. Finally, Amiko leapt into the air, ready to slam her fan straight down into
Ganon...

She went back to the ground exactly as she leapt up. She slammed her fans into him multiple
times. She dashed backwards. An arrow of light pulled itself from Ganon's cheek and flew
back into Amiko's hand. A missile launcher flew back up as Davis flew towards it, hitting
it with pain. A missile flew back at Ganon. All of time went backwards. It certainly was
strange, though no one felt or knew what was happening...

***

The melody of a certain Hyrulean theme echoed through the air, strangely enough, as a
group of four chocobos trampled through a vast, glittering field of grass. The sun was high
as their quest continued, hardly resting after the event with robots and rocket skates just
two hours before. They weren't particularly tired, but then again, they all had the
strength of several people.

Tenpi was sitting upon Amiko's head, as did Mokona upon Cindy's, scouting about the area
for anything and anyone. SSJ and Davis weren't particularly thrilled with the day, but then
again, it was like every other day.

As the day passed slowly, TM held his hand out, palm up, closing his eyes and concentrating
as Cindy was driving the chocobo. Winds gathered to his hand. He brought his right hand
over and out of the vicinity of the winds, concentrating as hard as he could. The winds
circled and concentrated about a single point over his left hand as he still closed his
eyes. It wrapped into a small sphere. Tremendous power flowed in his hand. Perfect!

He opened his eyes to admire his work, only to have the sphere pop and the speeding winds
race out of control. Cindy was shoved forward as TM was shoved back and off the chocobo,
skidding across the grass. Quickly, he got back to his feet and dashed after the racing
chocobo, barely catching it and jumping back on, panting. Cindy shot TM a glance and
commented, "Maybe you should stop doing that, since you have been failing for the past
hour."

TM glared at Cindy and said back, "This is training! I need to do it!"

Cindy sighed as she turned back to guiding the chocobo onward. And so the day continued
like that, TM constantly falling off and dashing back onto the chocobo as the day dragged
on. Amiko yawned, for the day was very slow, even though she felt strange. She then cracked
her arms, neck, and was about to crack her back, had she not felt an extra bishie ball
there at her belt. She pulled it out. She didn't remember catching another bishie!

Wondering who it was, anyway, she looked at SSJ's chocobo, and sent out whoever was in it
onto there. Out came Link, much to Amiko's surprise. She was about to leap onto him in
happiness, had not Kensou held her back.

Still, Amiko looked on, shifting her glances between Link and Hyrule. She then shrugged,
returning him to her bishie ball. "Oh well, who cares," she simply muttered.

They slowed down some distance away. SSJ saw it. The towers, the moat, the town, the
mountains were there. Hyrule was away in the distance. Amiko was the first to recognize it,
followed by everyone else. She cried, "Hyrule!"

TM followed, "Hyrule!"

SSJ said as well, "Hyrule!

In the background, Davis whispered to Cindy, "It's only a model."

At that, the three "shh"'ed him to silence. Amiko then turned to everyone and spoke,
"Everyone, let's rest here. Let us ride to... Hyrule!"

***

Elsewhere, Sakura Kinomoto sweatdropped as she was wearing her very familiar clothes
again, with Tomoyo Daidouji videotaping her. She then looked up at the clock tower beyond
the bushes and trees where she stood. Her current opponent was up there! "Do well,
Sakura-chan," encouraged Tomoyo.

Sakura smiled, nodding. "Yeah!" she replied.

She then busted out her Clow rod, summoning the Fly card, and off she raced to the top of
the tower. She looked at the time. It was speeding up!

Now, luckily, Li Syaoran was there and sealed the Time card for a bit with his spells,
allowing Sakura to capture the card without problem. Time flowed back to normal. The day
wouldn't repeat anymore. Sakura sighed as she landed on the ground as Li got the Clow card.
She then said with gladness, ""It's a good thing that's over!"

"Oh, you were great, Sakura-chan!" Tomoyo said simply.

And the two went home, not a care in the world...

***

The Crew still stood outside of Hyrule, on the hill they had been standing on. Amiko
stared at Hyrule, rubbing her chin. She then shrugged, turning to the rest, "On second
thought, let's not go to Hyrule. It is a silly place."

The rest nodded, and the Six rode away into the sunset. Of course, they never did
encounter Team Voldemort, except for SSJ and Davis on rocket skates earlier, nor did they
face Ganondorf. They left through the fields, onwards to their destination. They were not
long now, Davis knew. As Hyrule disappeared, they continued on with an unfatigued pace.

That certainly was a strange day!

---- To Be Continued ----

- ENDING SONG: LEGEND OF ZELDA - SYSTEM OF A DOWN VERSION, BABY! -

Link, he come to town
Come to save the Princess Zelda
Ganon took her away
Now the children don't play
But they will when Link saves the day
Hallelujah!

Now Link, fill up your hearts
So you can shoot your sword with power
And when you're feeling all down
The fairy will come around
So you'll be brave, and not a sissy coward

Now Link has saved the day
Put Ganon in his grave
So now Zelda is free
And now our hero shall be
Link! I think your name shall go down into history

---- Preview ----

[The Naruto Main Theme plays in background. The six appear as chibi style, and random
scenes from the next episode play, though you can't see because this is text. Haha!]

SSJ: Next! On GINGA GIRI GIRI! Finally, we reach Hayden!

Amiko: Warm welcomes, meeting of old friends, and making a sheathe for the Hellfire sword.

Kensou: But there seems to be a plot in the way...

TM: Cell's minion, Hayden Morningwood, is thus revealed, and a dramatic fight ensues!

Davis: Well, damn, this absolutely completely sucks.

Cindy: Next! On GINGA GIRI GIRI! "Overture of Betrayal"

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