Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Life at the Meg Cap ❯ 03 ~The Young and The Sloshed~ ( Chapter 3 )

Title: Life at the Meg Cap

Author: stina-chan

Rating: pg-13 for lotsa violence and swearing

Story Description: drinking games and gambling, bad stuff, just cuz we do it in the story doesn't mean you should try it *grinz*

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with dragonball or ranma or any other animes I fail to mention here.

A/N: I'm sorry I'm lazy don't hurt MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!, oh and I tend to use many different spellings for sayajin's while I'm writing ignore it if they magically change.

Stina: so pickle did you read the chapter yet?

Piccolo: *mumbles something inaudible*

Stina: I'm sorry pickle hun ur going to have to speak up the readers can't hear you.

Piccolo: Feh, *shrugs*

Stina: *glares* ur ass is mine pickle, *tackles Piccolo* *looks up* we'll be back at the end…*continues to fight*

03 ~The Young and The Sloshed~ (woohoo booze for life… not that I drink -_-;;… no honestly I don't…yet)

Stina watched curiously as a red haired girl ran by being chased by a small black pig followed by a duck.

"So when did the mega cap became a mad house?" Stina asked Sayuri sipping her dakeri laying on a sun chair in the living room.

"What do you mean when?" Sayuri said looking up from her margarita, "it's always been a mad house."

"Good point, very sharp," Stina nodded laying back down to bask in the heat of the room as the air conditioning had broken down.

"So what is it between you and `Geta lately?" Stina asked casually taking another sip of her drink.

Sayuri suddenly sat up quickly, almost falling off her chair as if she had just been charged with murder, "what do you mean?!"

Stina pulled her sunglasses down a bit so Sayuri could see her eyes, "I mean is there something there I should know about?"

"No there's nothing why ever would you think that?" Sayuri said not meeting Stina's eyes her cheeks burning a light cherry red.

"Sure sure sure, whatever," Stina layed back down in her seat. "You know, you two would make a really cute couple."

"You really think so?" Sayuri said falling into the trap, suddenly she realized her mistake turning bright red, "I mean…oh damn it anyways."

Stina snickered, "so when is the wedding and am I invited?"

"Oh get off it, it's just a stupid crush besides he wouldn't want me." Sayuri said gulping the rest of her margarita. Stina raised her brow at the way Sayuri was drinking.

"Sure he would," Stina nodded comfortingly, "just watch I have a knack for knowing these things."

"Sure you do, dream on fox-girl," Sayuri said snickering and getting up off her chair.

"Hey, I don't ruin your moments do I?" Stina demanded putting her glass down and clenching her fists.

"Wanna go biatch?!" Sayuri laughed trying to fake anger.

"Let's go, outside right now, we finish this," Stina replied trying hard not to break out in giggles. Together they staggered out the door both slightly sloshed.

"Here we end this!" Stina said clenching her teeth.

"And you know how don't you?" Sayuri demanded.

"Yes!… by rock, paper, scissors slap!" Stina smirked rubbing her hands.

"I should warn you I'm the rock, paper, scissors champion," Sayuri grinned evilly, stretching her arms.

"Let's see some skill then girl," Stina made a fist next to Sayuri's outstretched one.

"ROCK-- PAPER-- SCISSORS!" Stina stretched her hand out while Sayuri countered with scissors. Stina winced at the slap.

"I suddenly don't want to play this anymore, I'm weak and melting," Stina pretended to melt then fell over from lack of complete soberness.

Just then `Geta walked by, "What the Kami is wrong with you two?" he demanded staring at them oddly.

"Not my fault, Stina bought the liquor," Sayuri put her hands up in defence.

Stina's mouth dropped, "hey you helped pay for it!"

"I did not…Goku did," Sayuri replied sticking out her tongue then bursting into a fit of giggles.

"True that," Stina replied waving her hand.

Vegeta looked confusedly at Sayuri, "You're a full-blooded sayajin how are you getting drunk?"

"I believe that was my doing," Stina raised a hand then covered a hiccup, "tis my secret additive of which I will not reveal."

"So `Geta, fancy getting drunk with us?" Sayuri narrowed her eyes seductively, "or are you not up to the challenge?"

"I can get drunk," Vegeta sneered indignantly, "show me to the drinks!"

Stina and Sayuri smiled evilly and led him back into the house to Sayuri's room.

~in the bedroom~

"Alright this be the booze," Stina walked in dragging a couple of barrels, "I think that willl be more then enough to get us right and properly sloshed."

Sayuri nodded her agreement and took out three glasses, and began passing out drinks.

"Let's play a drinking game in ode to `Geta's first time getting sloshed!" Stina declared pulling out some whipped cream and shot glasses along with a large bowl glass used for scotch.

"I'm game," Sayuri nodded. Vegeta just shrugged.

"So this is the idea, the shot is in the big cup covered in whipped cream, you have to find the shot, but the catch is you can't use your hands." Stina smirked as she set it up, "Geta you go first."

"Why do you want me to go first?" Vegeta demanded.

"Cuz duh you are the only one that's not partially sloshed," Stina giggled.

"Fine," Vegeta put his arms behind his back and leaned forward into the cup, a few seconds later he pulled up throwing back the shot. Suddenly his eyes went wide and he gasped.

Sayuri took the glass away from his mouth before he dropped it and scooped some of the whipped cream off his face licking it off her finger.

Stina smiled knowingly, "strong shit neh?"

"What did you put in that drink?!?" Vegeta demanded staring in disbelief at the shot glass.

"Hey, I already said that's my secret," Stina smiled mischievously, "want some more?"

Vegeta nodded mutely as Stina poured him a full glass and passed it over. Both girls burst out laughing as `geta downed it in two seconds and passed his glass back for another hit.

"Geez slow down `geta it's not like the alcohol's going anywhere," Stina snickered as she refilled his glass once again.

After refilling Vegeta's glass she then moved on and poured Sayuri and herself a glass, "so much for games, let's just get drunk off our asses!"

"Sounds good to me," Sayuri nodded downing her drink. Vegeta just blinked and pushed his glass forwards a third time, indicating a yes.

"Alrighty's then, let the drinking begin!" Stina downed her own glass after refilling Vegeta's for the umpteenth time.

Very soon were the three were right and properly sloshed. Each of them red in the face and almost falling off their chairs.

"What says you about goin to the beach?" Stina asked her speech partially slurred, as she almost dropped her glass.

"Sounds like fun," Sayuri drooled trying to stand up and falling miserably to the floor. Stina burst out into a fit of giggles and tried to help Sayuri up off the floor. So together singing silly tunes and stumbling, the three left for the beach.

"S'very perdy neh?" Stina asked falling over backwards onto the sand the waves just rushing up to cover her toes.

"Mmmhmmm," Sayuri sat down next to Stina pulling Vegeta down next to her. Stina snuck a peek at the two, and then smiled to herself as she, very wobbly, stood up.

"Kuso, I forgot something back at the house, I'll catch up to you guys later neh?" Stina grinned to herself as Sayuri nodded staring out at the waves. Silently she walked off in the direction of the Mega Cap.

Sayuri shivered, "brrr it's cold out here."

Vegeta smirked and dragged her over putting his arms around her, "warmer?"

Sayuri grinned looking up at his chin and snuggling into his chest, "much."

(a/n: common people isn't that just the sweetest? ^_^)

The next couple of days were odd; Stina couldn't help but grin every time Vegeta tended to bump into Sayuri, which was quite often. Sayuri couldn't help but blush at these times, ensuring Stina that her plan had worked. Getting someone sloshed worked every time in the case of stubborn peoples.

"So, what's up with you and `Geta?" Stina asked looking slyly at her friend.

"W-what do you mean," Sayuri stammered blushing crimson.

Stina snickered, "don't play dumb it's obvious hun." (a/n: ignore petty rhymes, I don't make them on purpose *whines*)

"Bah fine, there could be something going on," Sayuri stuck her tongue out at Stina and glomped her, "what's it to you?"

"Gak…I think it's cute," Stina nodded untangling herself from the death glomp, and continuing to wash dishes. "Besides certain someone's eye candy is sparing all by himself in the gravity room, and a certain tomadachi is willing to finish the dishes by herself neh?" Stina winked at Sayuri.

Sayuri stood there for a second looking at the winking Stina, then grinning she dropped her cloth on the counter and left the kitchen trying not to run. Out in the yard she knocked on the gravity room door.

"What do you wa-," Vegeta stopped his spaz attack when he realized who it was standing there, "onna?"

"Need a sparing partner?" Sayuri asked the burning image of innocence.

Vegeta nodded mutely and stepped away from the door so Sayuri could come in closing the door behind them. Watching from the Window of the Mega Cap, Stina was smiling to herself, "they're so kawaii."

~Inside the Gravity Room~

*punch punch, slash slash…KICK*

Sayuri sat down across from `Geta as she guzzled down some water. Wiping the small amount of sweat that had accumulated on her brow she sighed and stretched her muscles lazily.

"I don't feel like sparing anymore. Wanna go get a slurpee with me?" Sayuri asked standing up and putting her shoes back on.

"Slurpee?" `Geta repeated confused.

Sayuri's mouth dropped at his comment, "you don't know what a slurpee is?!?"

`Geta blinked then answered quite plainly, "no."

"Well then you have never lived," Sayuri grabbed his hand and dragged him out of the gravity room, "come on I must educate you in the ways of the slurpee!" Laughing manically she dragged him off down the street in search of a store.

~Meanwhile back in the kitchen~

"Bah, why must I be so nice," Stina whined slathering lotion onto her dish watered hands.

"Cuz you'd die if you weren't?" Krillen stated, eyes wide.

"Right," Stina raised an eyebrow, "whatever, I'm bored let's go somewhere fun."

"Like where?"

"Um…wanna go gamble?" Stina stood and stretched out her arms, cracking her back in the process.

"I'm broke though," Krillen answered sadly.

"Don't worry I have Bulma-san's credit card." Stina holds up the credit card for Krillen to see.

"Are you sure we should use that," Krillen asked fearing the consequences.

"Yep, cuz…I want to?" Stina answered grabbing her hoodie off the chair, wrapping it around her waist and heading for the hover car cabinet, Krillen jogging after her.

Stina peered closely at the labels of the different cars trying to make a decision, "screw it let's use motorcycles, you can drive one of those right?"

Krillen nodded, "yep just like a quad but more fun."

"All right-y's then, to the casino," Stina grabbed two motorcycle capsules and laughed evilly as she ran out the door.

Krillen raised an eyebrow and chuckled softly, "sometimes I question her sanity."

~Back at the Slurpee store~

"Two extra large slurpee's please," Sayuri ordered pulling her wallet out of her pocket and starting to count out the money required, but stopped in shock when Vegeta mutely grabbed a bill out of his pocket and placed it on the counter.

"Oooh, you don't have to do that," Sayuri started to object then stopped as Vegeta ignored her, continuing the exchange of money for slurpee cups. She smirked lightly as he handed her a cup then waited for her to continue.

"Now what?" Vegeta asked.

"Now we go fill our cups with the worlds best sugary drink," Sayuri led him over to the slurpee machines and demonstrating how they worked filling her cup with Dr. Pepper, (a/n the drink of choice which I btw don't own ^_^) "you just choose one and fill your cup."

Vegeta nodded choosing the same flavor as Sayuri trusting her good taste. (a/n and cuz its so damn yummy) Grabbing two straws Sayuri then led the sayajin no ouji out of the store and into the sun.

*SLURP*

Sayuri made loud sucking noises while walking down the street the caffeine adding an extra bounce to her step.

"Do you have to do that onna?!?" Vegeta demanded, and then gave up shaking his head at Sayuri's response, an extra loud extra long slurp.

~To the bat mobile…yep that's it (of course don't forget, I don't own the bat mobile -_-;;)~

Stina revved her bike loudly, feeling its power underneath her as she sped up passing another 18-wheeler.

"You're going to get us killed!!!" Krillen yelled over at her over their engines, referring to the last so many vehicles they almost cut off.

"Come on bald-y live a little," Stina laughed pulling her bike up so she was riding on one wheel, and swerving in between cars madly. Krillen shook his head following closely, imitating her twists and turns with a little more caution.

The colors of the passing scenery slowly meshed together making one big blur in which Stina almost missed something important. Noticing it caused a small grin to creep across her lips.

"Yo," Stina yelled behind her, "Krillen sharp left!"

Stina leaned hard to the left, helping her bike to turn sharply now heading with the flow of traffic on the other side. Slowing down she drove up onto the sidewalk cutting off a certain couple.

"Fancy meeting you here," Stina said pulling off her helmet and nodding at Vegeta and Sayuri. Krillen was white from the stunt they had just pulled.

"I hate biking with you," Krillen said turning greenish.

"Naw, don't lie you love it," Stina grinned then turned back to Sayuri, "so what brings you to this part of town?"

"Slurpies," Sayuri nodded sucking on her straw then seeing the look on Stina's face added, "and don't even think about."

"Awe, that hurts right here," Stina pointed at her chest dramatically.

"Yes well of course it hurts," Sayuri smirked, "so what are you two doing out here?"

"We," Stina started, "are going gambling."

Sayuri's eyes went big, "ooooooooh, whose money this time?"

Krillen raised an eyebrow at the girls, obviously this wasn't the first time they had jacked someone's credit card for a casino trip.

"Ummmm," Stina took the credit card out, "Bulma's."

"Shibby," Sayuri grinned, "can we come?"

"Hell ya you can take my cycle, I'll double up with Krillen," Stina said opening her seat and pulling out extra helmets.

Sayuri thought for a second before grabbing the black one with flames around the sides, "new?"

"Ya I just bought them a couple of days ago," Stina looked at the helmets for a second, "you like?"

"Me liking it a lot," Sayuri grinned pulling it on and pulling the black visor down over her face, "you driving or am I `Geta?"

Vegeta smirked grabbing the other helmet and putting it on, "you have to ask? I'm driving."

Sayuri shrugged and waited for Vegeta to get on the cycle before climbing on behind him, holding him snuggly around the waist. Stina smirked silently and swung her leg over Krillen's cycle sitting down behind him and holding onto the back bar.

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To be continued,

Stina: well its been a good six or some months…but I finally did it, I finished this chapter *celebrates* ya I know I be very late, but I swear it's not my fault it was the er…MSN chat ya that's it the chat made me lazy, well that and issues and hmwk and the such… oh and recently I realized I never got rid of the slurpies…just pretend they dropped them or something

Hogosha: O_o admit it, it was all ur fault *yawns boredly*

Stina: but ur my muse ur spose to try and help me not try and get me killed by angry fans *glares*

Hogosha: *shrugs*

Stina: heeeeeeeeeeeeeey wait a sec *looks around suspiciously* doesn't Piccolo usually help me ramble at the end of this?

Hogosha: *looking at an interesting speck on the ground*

Stina: *raises an eyebrow* okies where's pickle?

Hogosha: *cough* hiding *cough*

Stina: *glares evilly* Damn him, I'll be back, but in the meantime R/R *runs off in search of the rogue plant man*

Hogosha: *Yawns and lays down* ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz