Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ What in the world did I do to deserve this?! ❯ Fish Guy? ( Chapter 7 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
What in the World did do to deserve this?


by SVZ
SVZ's note:Hey, sorry I couldn't update sooner!!! My mom got very pissed at yours truly when I used the computer so much....*sweatdrops* and I'd like to thank Catrina for her last review!!! Thanks, it made me feel so special!!!! I love writing but sometimes I think I should just give up if no one would actually read it.And I know Hercule Satan day is kinda the wrong date but just pretend this is Hercule Satan day,'k?

Disclaimer:
I don't own anime.Darn...why won't they accept my 50 cent offer?!?!




The tranquility of dawn was shattered when Raye Hino's alarm clock rang loud and hard.Underneath the quilted covers, Raye gave a muffled moan and attempted to untangle herself from the sheets and covers but she soon realized it would be a near miracle to do so.Raye gave a sigh of frustration and closed her eyes to try and block out the shrill ringing but founded it was useless.
Raye let out an outstretch arm and fumbled for her goddamn annoying clock without bothering to look.
'Is this it?'
CRASHHHHHHH.
Raye winced,'Guess not...how about this?'
Raye felt her hand curled around her pen. Definetly not it.
'Maybe this is it...'
The sound stopped. Evidently, she founded her alarm clock.
Raye got up and was half way to her closet to get her school uniform when she realized something.It was Hercule Satan day.School was cancelled.She had set her alarm clock by accident.Boy did she feel stupid...
Raye glanced at the clock and rolled her eyes. IT was WAY too early to be awake on a HOLIDAY.Even if the holiday was extremley pathetic and celebrating about that asshole Hercule. Besides, she had a whole day to study for the "pop" geography quiz Sister Rumiko was going to give tomorrow.No one was suppose to know, but since Raye was basically "The Queen" of the school, she had connections.
Raye crawled into bed and closed her eyes, although she didn't automatically go back to sleep.Her wandering thoughts trailed to a certain half-saiyan, and it wasn't Gohan...


ACROSS TOKYO

It was a usual hectic morning for Trunks.Gohan was overjoyed about his day off from school and decided to share his joy with Trunks. At 5.07 in the morning.
Unfortunatly for Gohan, Trunks was NOT a morning person.
To make matters worse, Trunks who was only half-awake at the time Gohan had woke him thought Gohan was an ENEMY and tackled poor Gohan to the floor before he realized it was his best friend.That he had nearly killed.
So yes, it was a normal morning for Trunks.
Trunks fixed himself a bowl of cereal and got the newspaper.When he did,Trunks nearly fell down laughing.Apparently (according to the article on the first page) men throughout Tokyo with the name Randy have been mysteriously missing and experts ('What experts? 'thought Trunks) advised people to stay indoors if they happened to have the same name.
'Well, dad has always been determined, that's for sure...'Trunks looked at the headlines and groaned.In huge letters, it said : HERCULE SATAN DAY, THE MAN WHO DEFEATED CELL SINGLE HANDEDLY.
The stupidity of the public never failed to amazed Trunks.
Trunks sighed, this is going to be one heck of a day.

~~~~~~~~~TIME GAP~~~~~~~~~~~


It was noon and Trunks was on his way to pick up Gohan from Sharpener's house (Gohan's friends know all about the Z-team due to Gohan's big mouth and that Hercule was a big fraud) when he decided to go to the park as a short cut.
Mistake.
A big one too.
You see, the Amazon Trio were STILL looking for dream mirrors and as soon as Fish eye (SVZ's note: I'm writing Fish eye as a girl...I freaked out when I realize she was a HE in the Japanese version) saw a picture of Trunks....she became fangirl 1,568,892. In other words, she transformed into a pretty (not really) girl with her trademark ponytail.
Trunks was walking when all of a sudden a girl just appeared around the bend batting her eyelashes in what she thought in a "seductive manner". It looked like she had dust in her eyes or that she was extremely near-sighted.

."To the right and down one block, can't miss it,"answered Trunks as he passed her.
Fish eye was confused.'Why isn't he dazzled by my beauty?! This never happend before...well there WAS that soccer kid and that fairies guy-' Fish eye stopped short when she realized Trunks was nearly out of sight.
"Hey wait!!! Come back!!!"screamed Fish eye.
Trunks lost his paitence. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?? WILL YOU STOP FOLLLOWING ME!!!???"
Fish eye gasped, "No one speaks to Fish eye that way!!!"
Trunks misheard and thought she said Fish guy.'Fish guy?What kind of name is that?'
[.....]
"1-2-"
Trunks founded himself strapped into this weird board thingy that popped out of no where.Trunks blinked,'Where the hell did THAT come from?' Trunks then broke free right before "Fish guy" counted to three.
"HEY!!!"shrieked Fish eye."How can you do that?!! This stuff cost a fortune and its unbreakable!!!"
Trunks ignored her and took out his sword and without Fish eye knowing it, he chopped up her long blue ponytail.(SVZ;s note: *snickers* hair today, gone um... 5 minutes later)
Fish eye glared at Trunks and dissapeared knowing her monsters wouldn't be able to beat Trunks and landed in the bar.... um...place...where Tiger eye and Hawk eye was at.
"Hey Fishy-" Tiger eye stopped short.
Hawk eye turned around to see what the matter was about and blinked.
Tiger eye looked at Hawk eye.
Hawk eye looked at Tiger eye
They both bursted out laughing.
Fish eye was NOT in a good mood."WHAT IS IT???!!!"
"Your-(laugh)-hair-!!!"Tiger eye managed to say.
Fish eye reached back to touch her long blue hair and discovered it was missing.With a cry of terror she ran away to her pesonal "make up room" aka the downstairs broom closet to find a wig.


(Back with Trunks)

Trunks looked at his now cerulean-haired covered sword. 'Ew...'he thought as he decided to put it in a capsule instead of his swordcase otherwise, he'll totally mess up it up.
Trunks manage to get to Sharpener's house without any other interuptions.He ran the doorbell and Gohan answered it.
"Hey Trunks!! Do I have to go so soon?"asked Gohan.
"Uh huh."
Sharpener appeared, "Oh hey Trunks.Wait-"Sharpener scanned over Trunks with his eyes. "What happened to your sword?"
"You didn't lose it did you?"asked Videl who appeared at Gohan's side.
"Of course he didn't lose it Videl,"said Erasa from the other side of Sharpener.
"Erasa's right Videl. I didn't lose my sword..it's in a capsule.I'll show you but it might ruin your hallway and that oriental carpet, Sharpener.I'll show you outside..."
Trunks stepped back on to the lawn and took out his capsule.With a dramatic BOM it expolded and out came Trunks's hair-covered sword...
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"exclaimed the four eleven year olds.
"My reaction exactly, just not so dramatic,"said Trunks.
"No WONDER you didn't put it in your sword case,"remarked Gohan.
"Yeah,"agreeded Videl. "No kidding..."
"Hey Trunks, there's going to be a Hercule Satan parade down town near Brookdale high, want to go?"asked Gohan.
"Gohan, last time I checked we were ANTI-Hercule fans, no offense,"he added to Videl.
"None taken."Videl smiled.
"Well duh we are,"responded Gohan. "Do you want to help me crash it?"
Trunks gave Gohan the trademark Vegeta smirk. "Well why didn't you say so? Of course I'll help."


TBC



SVZ's note: LOL, I had fun writing this chappie!!!The next one would be about crashing the parade and the only clues I'm giving you is Jimmy Cracker, Master Roshi's tab, and two very pissed off Supersaiyans....oh yeah, Trunks's sword makes another appearance.Not vey helpful clues, and suggestions and guesses are welcomed!! And this is a lot like a part of DTN's fic that she wrote but that will never be on FFN so I have to give her ALOT of credit...I also helped made bits of that fic up and I used my own words so don't kill me DTN!! You also gave me the permission to use it in case you've forgotten!!! TOTAL Hercule bashing in the next chappie!! REVIEWWWWWWW!!!!
What in the World did do to deserve this?


by SVZ
SVZ's note:Hey, sorry I couldn't update sooner!!! My mom got very pissed at yours truly when I used the computer so much....*sweatdrops* and I'd like to thank Catrina for her last review!!! Thanks, it made me feel so special!!!! I love writing but sometimes I think I should just give up if no one would actually read it.And I know Hercule Satan day is kinda the wrong date but just pretend this is Hercule Satan day,'k?

Disclaimer:
I don't own anime.Darn...why won't they accept my 50 cent offer?!?!




The tranquility of dawn was shattered when Raye Hino's alarm clock rang loud and hard.Underneath the quilted covers, Raye gave a muffled moan and attempted to untangle herself from the sheets and covers but she soon realized it would be a near miracle to do so.Raye gave a sigh of frustration and closed her eyes to try and block out the shrill ringing but founded it was useless.
Raye let out an outstretch arm and fumbled for her goddamn annoying clock without bothering to look.
'Is this it?'
CRASHHHHHHH.
Raye winced,'Guess not...how about this?'
Raye felt her hand curled around her pen. Definetly not it.
'Maybe this is it...'
The sound stopped. Evidently, she founded her alarm clock.
Raye got up and was half way to her closet to get her school uniform when she realized something.It was Hercule Satan day.School was cancelled.She had set her alarm clock by accident.Boy did she feel stupid...
Raye glanced at the clock and rolled her eyes. IT was WAY too early to be awake on a HOLIDAY.Even if the holiday was extremley pathetic and celebrating about that asshole Hercule. Besides, she had a whole day to study for the "pop" geography quiz Sister Rumiko was going to give tomorrow.No one was suppose to know, but since Raye was basically "The Queen" of the school, she had connections.
Raye crawled into bed and closed her eyes, although she didn't automatically go back to sleep.Her wandering thoughts trailed to a certain half-saiyan, and it wasn't Gohan...


ACROSS TOKYO

It was a usual hectic morning for Trunks.Gohan was overjoyed about his day off from school and decided to share his joy with Trunks. At 5.07 in the morning.
Unfortunatly for Gohan, Trunks was NOT a morning person.
To make matters worse, Trunks who was only half-awake at the time Gohan had woke him thought Gohan was an ENEMY and tackled poor Gohan to the floor before he realized it was his best friend.That he had nearly killed.
So yes, it was a normal morning for Trunks.
Trunks fixed himself a bowl of cereal and got the newspaper.When he did,Trunks nearly fell down laughing.Apparently (according to the article on the first page) men throughout Tokyo with the name Stuart have been mysteriously missing and experts ('What experts? 'thought Trunks) advised people to stay indoors if they happened to have the same name.
'Well, dad has always been determined, that's for sure...'Trunks looked at the headlines and groaned.In huge letters, it said : HERCULE SATAN DAY, THE MAN WHO DEFEATED CELL SINGLE HANDEDLY.
The stupidity of the public never failed to amazed Trunks.
Trunks sighed, this is going to be one heck of a day.

~~~~~~~~~TIME GAP~~~~~~~~~~~


It was noon and Trunks was on his way to pick up Gohan from Sharpener's house (Gohan's friends know all about the Z-team due to Gohan's big mouth and that Hercule was a big fraud) when he decided to go to the park as a short cut.
Mistake.
A big one too.
You see, the Amazon Trio were STILL looking for dream mirrors and as soon as Fish eye (SVZ's note: I'm writing Fish eye as a girl...I freaked out when I realize she was a HE in the Japanese version) saw a picture of Trunks....she became fangirl 1,568,892. In other words, she transformed into a pretty (not really) girl with her trademark ponytail.
Trunks was walking when all of a sudden a girl just appeared around the bend batting her eyelashes in what she thought in a "seductive manner". It looked like she had dust in her eyes or that she was extremely near-sighted.

."To the right and down one block, can't miss it,"answered Trunks as he passed her.
Fish eye was confused.'Why isn't he dazzled by my beauty?! This never happend before...well there WAS that soccer kid and that fairies guy-' Fish eye stopped short when she realized Trunks was nearly out of sight.
"Hey wait!!! Come back!!!"screamed Fish eye.
Trunks lost his paitence. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?? WILL YOU STOP FOLLLOWING ME!!!???"
Fish eye gasped, "No one speaks to Fish eye that way!!!"
Trunks misheard and thought she said Fish guy.'Fish guy?What kind of name is that?'
[.....]
"1-2-"
Trunks founded himself strapped into this weird board thingy that popped out of no where.Trunks blinked,'Where the hell did THAT come from?' Trunks then broke free right before "Fish guy" counted to three.
"HEY!!!"shrieked Fish eye."How can you do that?!! This stuff cost a fortune and its unbreakable!!!"
Trunks ignored her and took out his sword and without Fish eye knowing it, he chopped up her long blue ponytail.(SVZ;s note: *snickers* hair today, gone um... 5 minutes later)
Fish eye glared at Trunks and dissapeared knowing her monsters wouldn't be able to beat Trunks and landed in the bar.... um...place...where Tiger eye and Hawk eye was at.
"Hey Fishy-" Tiger eye stopped short.
Hawk eye turned around to see what the matter was about and blinked.
Tiger eye looked at Hawk eye.
Hawk eye looked at Tiger eye
They both bursted out laughing.
Fish eye was NOT in a good mood."WHAT IS IT???!!!"
"Your-(laugh)-hair-!!!"Tiger eye managed to say.
Fish eye reached back to touch her long blue hair and discovered it was missing.With a cry of terror she ran away to her pesonal "make up room" aka the downstairs broom closet to find a wig.


(Back with Trunks)

Trunks looked at his now cerulean-haired covered sword. 'Ew...'he thought as he decided to put it in a capsule instead of his swordcase otherwise, he'll totally mess up it up.
Trunks manage to get to Sharpener's house without any other interuptions.He ran the doorbell and Gohan answered it.
"Hey Trunks!! Do I have to go so soon?"asked Gohan.
"Uh huh."
Sharpener appeared, "Oh hey Trunks.Wait-"Sharpener scanned over Trunks with his eyes. "What happened to your sword?"
"You didn't lose it did you?"asked Videl who appeared at Gohan's side.
"Of course he didn't lose it Videl,"said Erasa from the other side of Sharpener.
"Erasa's right Videl. I didn't lose my sword..it's in a capsule.I'll show you but it might ruin your hallway and that oriental carpet, Sharpener.I'll show you outside..."
Trunks stepped back on to the lawn and took out his capsule.With a dramatic BOM it expolded and out came Trunks's hair-covered sword...
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"exclaimed the four eleven year olds.
"My reaction exactly, just not so dramatic,"said Trunks.
"No WONDER you didn't put it in your sword case,"remarked Gohan.
"Yeah,"agreeded Videl. "No kidding..."
"Hey Trunks, there's going to be a Hercule Satan parade down town near Brookdale high, want to go?"asked Gohan.
"Gohan, last time I checked we were ANTI-Hercule fans, no offense,"he added to Videl.
"None taken."Videl smiled.
"Well duh we are,"responded Gohan. "Do you want to help me crash it?"
Trunks gave Gohan the trademark Vegeta smirk. "Well why didn't you say so? Of course I'll help."


TBC



SVZ's note: LOL, I had fun writing this chappie!!!The next one would be about crashing the parade and the only clues I'm giving you is Jimmy Cracker, Master Roshi's tab, and two very pissed off Supersaiyans....oh yeah, Trunks's sword makes another appearance.Not vey helpful clues, and suggestions and guesses are welcomed!! And this is a lot like a part of DTN's fic that she wrote but that will never be on FFN so I have to give her ALOT of credit...I also helped made bits of that fic up and I used my own words so don't kill me DTN!! You also gave me the permission to use it in case you've forgotten!!! TOTAL Hercule bashing in the next chappie!! REVIEWWWWWWW!!!!