Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Broom Cupboard ❯ Oh Shit ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

I don't own Harry Potter, and if I did, it'd be pretty scary….

Broom Cupboard-Chapter 1: Oh shit

BANG, BANG, BANG!

“Forget it Malfoy, the door's probably soundproofed.”

“Oh really? We'll see about that!”

BANG, BANG, BANG!

“Ow, shit that's one hard door.”

“Do you have to cuss Malfoy?”

“Yes, Weasly, I do.”

Sigh. “Fine, but could you not bang on the door any more? It's not getting us anywhere.”

“How did we get stuck in here anyways?”

Shrug. “Beats me, I think it had something to do with you being an ass.”

“Now who's cussing?”

“Shut up Malfoy.”

Leans on door. “Any ideas on how to get out of here Weasly?”

“Nope. You can't apperate or disapperate on Hogwarts grounds, and I'm underage. And banging on the door obviously isn't helping matters any.”

“Shut up.”

Turns. “Gawd it's so cramped in here, I can't move without rubbing against you.”

“Yes, and I'd thank you not to squirm so much.”

“Wha-oh!” blush “Um…”

“Yeah, oh.”

Tries to lean on other side. “So, I guess we'll just have to wait for Filtch to need a broom.”

“You have any idea how many broom cupboards there are in Hogwarts??”

“Exactly 381.”

Looks shocked. “That's something that I'd expect Granger to know, not you.”

“Hermione's not the only brilliant girl in Gryffindor.”

“Yeah, yeah.”

“But he uses the one's around this area the most.”

“How do you know?”

“Because this area is where the most mess happens.”

“Oh, and why do you know that?”

“Fred and George.”

“Your brothers?”

“No, the creepy old guy that lives down the street, of course my brothers. I also know that this is where the most cleaning supplies is.”

“I wish there was less, we need some room to move around without rubbing against each other.”

“Why?” grinds hips “Does it bother you?”

Strained, “Don't do that.”

Grinds again. “Why?” Innocent eyes.

“Dammit.”

Well, what d'you think? Should I keep going, or quit while I still have the chance?