Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke's Back!! ❯ I'm Sasuke!! ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto! Masashi Kishimoto does.

A/n: Ok, so…..I wanna ask you somethin'…..do you want Sakura to be angry when she founds out that Sakuni is sasuke or do you want her to be happy? I have plans for these two…and I can't make up my mind.

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Chapter 5: I'm Sasuke!!

 

Sakura's House…..

Sakura lied in her bed and thought about things…..her wedding, Sasuke…..and why Sakuni ate the booger…….

 

-Sakura's thoughts-

 

“Why do I have to marry fuzzy-brows?” Sakura thought.

“Because your lazy parents said so…..” Sakura's inner self said.

“I don't wanna marry him……”

“Then, why did you accept to be his girlfriend?”

“Uh…Because I have nothing else to do…..”

“Yeah…you may be right….So, it means you still want Sasuke?”

“Yeah….I still want him….”

“Well, you can't…because he left you…..hey! What about that booger-eater?”

“His name is Sakuni….”

“Right……what about booger-eater?”

“His name is…”

BOOGER-EATER! Now, answer my question!”

“Sheesh….fine…..umm…what was your question again?”

“ARGH! My question was do you like Mr. Booger-eater?”

“Ummm….I….don't?”

“Ok, Sakura…now I want you to tell your friends what happened.”

“Umm….Why?”

“Because they're better company than I am…besides….isn't that why you have friends?”

“Umm..no?”

“Just do it!”

“No!”

“DO IT OR ELSE I'M GONNA TAKE OUT YOUR GUTS AND FEED THEM TO AKAMARU!!!!!”

“Yee…yes m'am!”

 

-Back to the real world-

 

Sakura quickly stood and change to her normal clothes and went out.

 

Meanwhile, some part in Konoha.

“Oi! Guys, What's up?” naruto said as he came walking towards kiba and the others.

“Ino saw Sasuke!” Kiba answered.

“No way? Shikamaru's girlfriend saw my long lost best friend?”

“That troublesome woman is not my girlfriend!!!!” Shikamaru protested.

“Oh really? Then can you explain this picture?” Naruto said as he showed the picture to Shikamaru.

“Hey! Where the hell did you get that?”

“What? This picture that shows you and Ino hugging?”

“uhh…YES! Give it to me DAMMIT!”

“Nu-uh! So, Kiba where did she saw Sasuke-teme?”

“Some apartment…”

 

-Meanwhile, a few steps away from them…-

`YOU”RE WHAT???!!!!” A blonde haired nin said.

“I am going to be married to Lee, Ino” Sakura said.

“COOL!!!! So, when is it?”

“You're happy while I am being forced to marry Lee?”

“YEP!!! Forehead girl is going to marry fuzzy brows!!!”

“umm….Weren't you planning to marry Lee, Sakura?” a chocolate colored haired nin said.

“NO!!!!!!!!!”

“Then, why the heck did you agree to be his girlfriend?”

`Because, Tenten, I had nothing to do! Besides, he said if I will be his girlfriend, he will teach me more taijutsus”

“Oh……how do we know you really don't like him, that maybe you're just saying that so we don't tease you???” Ino said.

“What? I have to prove something to you?”

“Yes you have to!”

`Well, you tell me what to do.”

“How about something extreme? No, something really embarrassing and silly”

“Well, what is it?”

“I know! You have to do what Sakuni did only worse……”

“You mean I have to….”

“Yes! You have to do that, only worse…….you have to….punch yourself and hop around on one foot 3 times!”

“fine I will.”

 

 

-Meanwhile…-

“Ei, Sakuni let's go to Sakura and Ino.” Naruto said.

“Alright” Sasuke said.

“Ei, Kiba wanna come?” Naruto asked.

“Sure” Kiba answered.

 

-When thy reached the place where Sakura and Ino was…-

“Ei, girls….what's up?” Naruto asked.

 

`Oh, nothing….we just heard that Sakura has been forced to marry my old teammate.” Tenten said.

“Neji?” Kiba asked.

“NO!!!! It's Lee….”

“hehehe…I see you don't want Neji to be with sakura.” Ino said.

`No! I don't care about Neji!”

“Oh, really??”

“Yes, Ms. Shikamaru's girlfriend.”

“I am not his girlfriend!!”

“Girls stop it! Now, allow me to speak. Ehem… SAKURA, YOU'RE GONNA BE MARRIED TO FUZZY-BROWS? OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!” Naruto screamed.

“Naruto, stop over-reacting!” Kiba said.

“But…..Sakura…Lee…..no compatible…coz….Lee…..big…eyebrows…reallyR 30;scary………hide me…..”

`Whatever, well, we got Sakura here to do something so she can prove she doesn't love Lee.” Ino said.

“Well, what is it?”

 

Inow whispered in naruto's ear…

 

“oh..hehehee…”

“Do it Sakura now!!!!!!!”

“….alright….-gulp-“ Sakura said nervously.

 

And sakura screamed really loud like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!' then she ate her ….(u-know-what) and hop around like a stupid retarded girl….”

 

“Eww…that's disgusting….wow…you two must really be compatible….” Naruto said.

“Yeah…you two are perfect for each other….” Ino said.

“WHAT?? Why would we be?” Sakura said as she blushed.

“I dunno……you know when you two get married…you should share booger together..”

“EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! Naruto! You Baka!!!!! -slap-“

`ow, Sorry…ei, sakuni…..ei….”

“Huh? Wha?” Sasuke said.

“You have any violent reaction to what I said?” Naruto asked.

`What did you say….I didn't hear….”

Naruto was explaining when Sasuke was just thinking…again…

 

“Sakura…married…to fuzzy-brows….how?” Sasuke asked himself.

“”She was forced you nincompoop” Sasuke's conscience said.

“Right……”

“Well, Aren't you going to do anything about it?”

“About what?”

“YOU IDIOT!!! About their relationship! Aren't you going to ruin their wedding and run off with sakura?”

“isn't that a little….”

“Right…you don't like it….well, what do you want to do Mr. I-am-smart-coz-I-eat-booger pants?”

“First, don't call me that. Second, I dunno…you're my conscience you're suppose to help me!”

“Oh. Now Mr. I-love- booger-it's -so-nutritious pants is asking for my, help.”

“Right, I am…wait, I'am not Mr..I-lu….whatever!”

`fine, how about making Sakura fall in love with you, then you try to kill Lee?”

“You know that is so…crazy…….that it might just work…you know, you're doing your job for the first time.”

“Yeah, i…wait…did you insult me?”

“BYE!”

 

-Back to the real world-

“And that is what I said.” Naruto said.

“Right, Whatever” Sasuke said.

“Umm…Naruto would you come over here?”

“Sure…”

“I need you to keep a secret for the first time….”

“Ok, what is it?”

“I'm Sasuke….”

“HUH? What? You're gay?”

“I'm SASUKE!!!!!!!”

“Really? I need some proof…”

Sasuke took off his wig and put it again quickly.

 

“Sasuke….old buddy!.....wait..why did you come back? Is this a plan……made up by that Orochimaru?”

“No, that freakin' gay man had nothing to do with it.”

“…Wait? Orochimaru's gay?”

“Yeah, Saw him watching soaps.”

“Really…ah! Why did you come back?”
”Coz, I got bored now, I want you not tell anybody about this.”

“Sure, why?”
”Because….just do it okay?”

“Fine…”

“Also, I need to ask you a favor”

“Sure, what is it?”

`Um…I need you to……kill Lee for me….”

“Uh…can't do that….”

“Why?”

“Tried it years ago…..then, I fell in dog poop”

“well, Just help me with my problems ok?”

Naruto and Sasuke came back to where Sakura was.

When, suddenly Sakura tripped falling in Sasuke's arms..

They just looked at each other.

 

“Sakura…you…” sasuke said.

“…Yes…?” she asked.

“You got a bug on your face”

“huh? Ew! GETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!!”

“Wait! “

Sasuke touched her face….Sakura felt a really soft thing touch her face…probably because Sasuke touched mud and now, Sakura's face is covered with it…

 

To be continued…..

 

 

Next..chapter…..i dunno…give me ideas…..

 

 

 

A/n: Ei…sorry for the long wait and sorry for not being so funny…pls. just give me ideas…I beg u!!!…and look out for my new stories…..

 

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