SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ Jail-time for Captain ( Chapter 9 )

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Shute's phone rang. He picked it up.
S: "Shute here."
C: "Shute, I'M IN JAIL!!!"
S: "Then I can no longer associate with you-"
C: "I'm in jail BECAUSE of you!!!"
S: "Ya', go cry me a river." Shute hangs up.
C: ;_; "I'm screwed..."

Zero meanwhile is still being dragged by Georgia.
Z: "STOPPPP!! I command you!!!"
G: >:P "Nya!"
Z: "Grrrrrrrrr!!" ;_; "When will you ever listen to me?! I try, and try, but you never listen to me!! WHY?! What have I done to gain your resent!?"
G: "You never gave me an allowance."
Z: "Is that all!?" O.o
G: "Yep."
Z: "Well, how was I supposed to know!?"
G: "I dunno!! This is why I like mom better, she doesn't talk as much!"
Z: "Your mom is a GUY!" *sees something* " Um...daughter dear??? You should watch where you're flying..."
G: "Huh?" *smashes into a brick wall*


C: *is in jail* "Damnit..." A big guy named Bob goes up to Captain.
Bob: "Bunnies!!"
C: "Eh?" O.o
Bob: "What, you don't like bunnies?!" *starts to wrestle Captain*
C: "Ow--hey!! That doesn't bend like that---IEEE! HELP!!!"
Bob: "BUNNIES!!!"
C: X_x "Eeep!! Security guard-person! Help please!?"
Security Guard: *reading old mag* Joe walks up to Bob and flicks him on the noes. Bob runs off crying.
C: O.o "Okay then...thank you, he was psycho!"
Joe: "I know, newbe, it's so obvious that ferrets are better!!"
C: *breaks down into sobs*

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