SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ Whistling in the dark ( Chapter 21 )
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By: May-VeggieGirl1 
x.x we don't own They Might Be Giants or their songs.
Anime/Manga: SD Gundam Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Police / Supernatural | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.28.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 730 | Visits: 273 | Status: Completed
x.x we don't own They Might Be Giants or their songs.
Anime/Manga: SD Gundam Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Police / Supernatural | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.28.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 730 | Visits: 273 | Status: Completed
(Kai: This fic is now officially demented. O.o This is the fic that never ends,
it just goes on and on my friends!
Soome two girls started writting this not knowing what it was
and they'll continue typing it because....Ok, i'll shut up now.
RW: I hear you there Kai. ^^; We're on the 27th page!!)
Captain and Baku are in prison.
B: *sighs in annoyance* "And I liked that chicken in the beginning too!! Why must she be so...slutty??!" Baku complains to a big bald guy with lots of tatoos (We'll name him Fred), who is giving Baku a manicure.
F: "Oh, Hunny, I know. Girls can be so insensitive!"
B: "I know! I'm glad we're having this talk." ^^ "I wish my eyes would stop burning though!"
F: "Sorry sweetie, I can't do anything about that! Why must girls carry around mase?! Can't they fend for themselves?"
B: "Really..."
F: "How about I sing you a song?"
C: *sitting in the corner* "Eh, no."
B: "That would be nice Fred!"
F: "Okay! *ahem*
A women came up to me and said
"I'd like to poison your mind
With wrong ideas that'll appeal to you
Though I am not unkind."
She look at me, I looked at something
Written across her scalp
And this is what it faintly said
As I tried to call for help:
"There's only one thing
That I know how to do well
And I've often been told you only can do
What you know how to do well
And that's be you,
Be what your like,
Be like yourself,
And so I'm having a wonderful time
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark.
There's only one thing that I like,
And that is whistling in the dark."
A man came up to me and said
"I'd like to change your mind
By hitting it with a rock," he said,
"Though I am not unkind."
We laughed at his little joke
Then I merrily walked away
And banged my head on the wall of the jail
Where the two of us live today.
There's only one thing
That I know how to do well
And I've often been told you only can do
What you know how to do well
And that's be you,
Be what your like,
Be like yourself,
And so I'm having a wonderful time
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark.
Whistling in the dark.
There's only one thing that I like,
And that is whistling in the dark.
There's only one thing
That I know how to do well
And I've often been told you only can do
What you know how to do well
And that's be you,
Be what your like,
Be like yourself,
And so I'm having a wonderful time
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark.
Whistling in the dark.
There's only one thing that I like,
And that is whistling in the dark."
C: "...What kind of song was that?"
B: *sparkily eyes* "It's so true, Fred!"
C: "Baku, that didn't make any sense whatsoever!"
B: "Captain, can't you see the beauty in that song?!"
F: "It was inspiring, wasn't it?" Fred chucks a rock at Baku's head and knocks him out cold.
C: "Hey! What do you think your doing?!" Fred chucks another rock at Captain and knocks him out cold also.
F: "Heh heh heh..."
Zero, Shute, Tallgeese, and Kibaomaru run away from the cops.
Z: "What am I going to do about that girl?!"
K: "What'll happen after 14 hours?"
Z: "She'll eat Neotopia!"
T & K: "OoooooOOOoo..."
S: "Well, Zero. If all else fails you can change your name and move to another country."
Z: "I've already done that before!!! Why do you think I'm here!"
S: "...So your name's NOT Zero?!"
Z: "Shaddap and keep running!"
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it just goes on and on my friends!
Soome two girls started writting this not knowing what it was
and they'll continue typing it because....Ok, i'll shut up now.
RW: I hear you there Kai. ^^; We're on the 27th page!!)
Captain and Baku are in prison.
B: *sighs in annoyance* "And I liked that chicken in the beginning too!! Why must she be so...slutty??!" Baku complains to a big bald guy with lots of tatoos (We'll name him Fred), who is giving Baku a manicure.
F: "Oh, Hunny, I know. Girls can be so insensitive!"
B: "I know! I'm glad we're having this talk." ^^ "I wish my eyes would stop burning though!"
F: "Sorry sweetie, I can't do anything about that! Why must girls carry around mase?! Can't they fend for themselves?"
B: "Really..."
F: "How about I sing you a song?"
C: *sitting in the corner* "Eh, no."
B: "That would be nice Fred!"
F: "Okay! *ahem*
A women came up to me and said
"I'd like to poison your mind
With wrong ideas that'll appeal to you
Though I am not unkind."
She look at me, I looked at something
Written across her scalp
And this is what it faintly said
As I tried to call for help:
"There's only one thing
That I know how to do well
And I've often been told you only can do
What you know how to do well
And that's be you,
Be what your like,
Be like yourself,
And so I'm having a wonderful time
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark.
There's only one thing that I like,
And that is whistling in the dark."
A man came up to me and said
"I'd like to change your mind
By hitting it with a rock," he said,
"Though I am not unkind."
We laughed at his little joke
Then I merrily walked away
And banged my head on the wall of the jail
Where the two of us live today.
There's only one thing
That I know how to do well
And I've often been told you only can do
What you know how to do well
And that's be you,
Be what your like,
Be like yourself,
And so I'm having a wonderful time
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark.
Whistling in the dark.
There's only one thing that I like,
And that is whistling in the dark.
There's only one thing
That I know how to do well
And I've often been told you only can do
What you know how to do well
And that's be you,
Be what your like,
Be like yourself,
And so I'm having a wonderful time
But I'd rather be whistling in the dark.
Whistling in the dark.
There's only one thing that I like,
And that is whistling in the dark."
C: "...What kind of song was that?"
B: *sparkily eyes* "It's so true, Fred!"
C: "Baku, that didn't make any sense whatsoever!"
B: "Captain, can't you see the beauty in that song?!"
F: "It was inspiring, wasn't it?" Fred chucks a rock at Baku's head and knocks him out cold.
C: "Hey! What do you think your doing?!" Fred chucks another rock at Captain and knocks him out cold also.
F: "Heh heh heh..."
Zero, Shute, Tallgeese, and Kibaomaru run away from the cops.
Z: "What am I going to do about that girl?!"
K: "What'll happen after 14 hours?"
Z: "She'll eat Neotopia!"
T & K: "OoooooOOOoo..."
S: "Well, Zero. If all else fails you can change your name and move to another country."
Z: "I've already done that before!!! Why do you think I'm here!"
S: "...So your name's NOT Zero?!"
Z: "Shaddap and keep running!"
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