SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ The Insane and Random SD Idiocity! ❯ The blackhole formerly known as Kiba ( Chapter 24 )

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Zero goes back into the cave looking pissed off.
Z: "Shute, we're--" He looks around and only sees Kiba. "Where's Shute??"
Kiba: ....*burps out Shute's shoe.
Z: O_O "You ate Shute!! Captain's gonna ^&%$&*#^%&%$@^% KILL US!!!" Zero tries to open Kiba's mouth. "OPEN UP!!!" As Zero is doing this, Georgia walks up behind them.
G: "Boo." Zero freezes.
Z: "...fuck." Zero turns around slowly, then screams and hides behind Kiba. "NO! Take the fat one instead!!"
K: "Hey! I'm not fat!!" Georgia pushes Kiba out of the way, making Kiba hit a wall and spit Shute out.
S: *is covered in spit* "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!" >_< *passes out*
G: "Hello, father dear...."
Z: "Georgia, stay back! I'm warning you! I'll...I'll call the cops!"
G: -.-; "They're after you too."
Z: "...Oh yeah..."
K: *spots another rock and jumps in between the two to eat it*
Z: ._o "Thank you!"
G: "Outta' the way fat-ass!!"
K: >_<++ "I not fat! I big-boned!!!"
G: "Yeah, w/e, I dun care. Move it blimp!" Kiba eats Georgia.
Z: "YOU ATE MY DAUGHTER!!!"
K: "She was about to rape you..."
Z: "Yeah, you have a point..." Kiba eats the rock. "What are you, a black hole?!?"
S: *waking up* "Yes...he is.." 9_6 "I not feel well..."
The rabbit digs in from an underground tunnel.
R: "HOLY---%^�%&^%�%^&!! You ate the $%@&%^*$* DRAGON!!!!"
K: "Iiiisssss that a bad thing???"
S: "Hey, if she's eaten, does that mean she won't eat Neotopia??"
R: "No."
K, Z, S: O_o "Wtf?!"
K: *blinks hard* "Are you a talking rabbit?"
R: *notices the danger he's in and runs away*
Noise coming from Kiba: "I'll still rape you!!"
Z & S: O___________O

( Kai: Gawd, that must be disturbing for them ta hear...x.x
RW: It would be even more disturbing if the voice actors were reading this. :p
Kai: Oh good god. >_<;;)
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