Twilight Fan Fiction ❯ Twilight//NewMoon//Eclipse*Random* ❯ ::heroes:: ( Chapter 4 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, it's characters, or ideas. DUH! They belong to Stephenie Meyer ^_^ I also do not own Hades, he belongs to the Hercules movie created by the wonderful, fabulous, and late Walt Disney. Oh yes, and I do not own any of these superheroes, they all go to their respectable owners.

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Superman: DADADADA!!!!!! *flies*

Edward: *sigh* *waits as he flies in slow motion*

Superman: HAHAHA I WILL DEFEAT YOU SILLY VAMPIRE!!!!!!!

Edward: *rolls eyes* *crushes him into a basketball*

Superman: um. ouch.

Edward: *makes a basket*

Random Announcer Dude: he shoots....SCORES!!!!! *random balloons fall on Edward*

Bella: WOO! GO EDWARD I LOVE YOU!!!!

Edward: *makes out with bella*

*camera looks away somewhere*

*sees rosalie and emmett making out*

*looks away*

*sees alice and jasper making out*

*looks away*

*sees carlisle and esme making out*

*looks away, eventually the camera on me*

Me: WHAT THE HECK?! STUPID CAPS LOCK.....*stabs caps lock button* ah there we go.

Edward: BRING IT!!!!! *waits* I THOUGHT YOU FIXED THE CAPS LOCK?!

Me: OK SORRY *STABS BUTTON TO DEATH* ok you're good now.

Edward: *ahem* BRING IT!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

Spiderman: *drops down on his web upside down*

Edward: *pulls his mask off* *slaps him twice* *puts mask back on*

Spiderman: *falls into a random black hole*

Hades: Thanks Eddie! *grabs Spidey*

Edward: *growls* ...don't call me Eddie......

Robin: GADZOINKS BATMAN! IT'S A VAMPIRE!!!!!!

Batman: Would you freakin' SHUTUP ROBIN?!!

Edward: hehe I will for you

Batman and Robin: ...uh oh *sweatdrop*

*cloud dust, with fists and capes flying everywhere and punching sounds*

2 seconds later.

Edward: *dusting off his hands* *smirks*

*Batman and Robin in the background, all in a knot, groaning.*

Flash: Haha you can't catch meeeeeeeee....*runs*

Edward: *runs in front, of him backwards* *waves*

Flash: O_O

Edward: *stops, puts his foot out, and trips him.*

*Flash trips, and gets in the same knot with Batman and Robin*

Edward: hehe. *winks*

Aquaman: HA! I AM AQUAMAN! I CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER AND SPEAK TO MY FISHY FRIENDS!!!

Edward: umm....*looks around* I don't see any water.

Aquaman: aw crap....*walks away*

Wolverine: *jumps out of freakin' nowhere* *takes out his claws*

Edward: O_o That's just not natural.....

Wolverine: AHHHH *lunges*

Edward: *bends his claws backwards*

Wolverine: *stares at his claws in horror* I'm in trouble... o.o *runs*

Edward: *rolls eyes* These guys suck. Where's the real challenge?

Hulk: UGG!

Edward: ...What the heck are you supposed to be? A green caveman?

Hulk: UGG! HULK MAD! HULK KILL VAMPIRE!

Edward: Hulk need to learn freakin english. *picks him up, tossing him across the world to china*

Wonderwoman: *hands on hips* Stand back, villian!!! I am WONDERWOMAN!!! A rolemodel for women everywhere!

Edward: And your power is...?

Wonderwoman: Well....um...I can fly!!

Edward: .....so?

Wonderwoman: *cries* *flys away*

Bella: YAY EDWARD!!!!!!!! *tackles*

Edward: HAH! Nothing can defeat me!!!!!!!

Bella: um....edward? Do you mind going to the store and getting me some tampons?

Edward: O_O No...not that time of the month again....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs away*


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Well....what do you think? I wrote this completely out of boredom and thought of it while taking notes in US 1 for some reason. Comment and review !!