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=Inu-Yasha, Present time @ the shrine=
Ed and Kasumi: *In a flash come in*
Kasumi: *Has a pool stick broken over her head* How was I gona know they didn't like the way I talk?
Ed: Then maybe, you shouldn't talk like that then.
Kasumi: Yeah. Fine, but when I see Kenshin I have to mimic him!
Ed: Where are we, this doesn't look like Feudal Japan?
Kasumi: Maybe it isn't.
Ed: I don't know.
Hojo: Excuse me, but have you seen Kagome?
Ed and Kasumi: Its Hobo!
Hojo: Um, it's Hojo actually.
Ed: Like we said Hobo
Kasumi: Do you know where we are?
Kagome's Grandpa: Be gone evil demons!!! *Throws wards at Ed*
Ed: *Catches wards and crumbs them up* You have problems old man!
Kasumi: Not as many as you do.
Ed: No one asked you for your opinion!
Kasumi: Whatever. Do you know where we can find Kagome?
Kagome's Grandpa: Um, she's in the hospital. She has… malaria.
Hojo: Oh she's sick again I see. *Sigh* Oh well, can you tell her I'll see her in school?
Ed and Kasumi: *Looks at each other and then back to Kagome's Grandpa* Where's the well?
Kagome's Grandpa: *Points* Over there.
Kasumi: Thank you.
Ed: Before we go. *Looks at Hojo* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- Loser! Heh, stupid Hobo.
Hojo: Its Hojo! NOT HOBO, BUT HOJO!!
Kagome's Grandpa: Oh shut up Hobo.
=At the Well=
Kasumi: So, How we goin' ta get there with out a jewel shard?
Ed: *Goes into her endless bag of…stuff* With this! *Brings out a candle*
Kasumi: What's that?
Ed: The smelly candle of time!
Kasumi: How's it work?
Ed: Light it, think of a time, blow it out and boom your there!
Ed: *Lights candle*
Smelly candle of time: *Lights up and then blows out*
Ed and Kasumi: *Blows out of this time period like the flame did*
=In the Well, Feudal Japan=
Ed and Kasumi: *Appear*
Kasumi: *Holds nose* Eww, time has a real funky stink to it.
Ed: That's why it's called: The smelly candle of time.
Kagome: *outside the well* SIT!!!
Inu-Yasha: *BAM* What ya do that for?!
Ed and Kasumi: *Looks up to see Kagome and Inu-Yasha fighting, again*
Kasumi: Before we try and take stuff, I have to do it.
Ed: Yeah same. It's killing me.
Inu-Yasha: I smell demons near by. *Sniffs the air* They're in there! *Points to well* Come out here now!
Kasumi: I think they know where we are.
Inu-Yasha: I said come out damnit!
Ed and Kasumi: *Pops out and waves* HI
Inu-Yasha: Hm, two girls?
Miroku: Two girls. *Grins*
Ed and Kasumi: *Runs over to Inu-Yasha and starts rubbing his ears*
Inu-Yasha: *Eye starts twitching* ERRRRRR~
Ed and Kasumi: *Stop*
Ed: Okay it's out of my system.
Kagome: Who are you two?
Sango: Do you have a name?
Kasumi: Yes, of course we do. This is my pal Ed.
Ed: *Eyeing Shippo and Kirara* Yeah.
Inu-Yasha: Ed? What kinda name is that?
Kasumi: Its short for Edward. I think its English.
Ed: Well, What Kinda name is Inu-Yasha?
Inu-Yasha: It's my name!
Ed: *Gets into Inu-Yasha's face* Well then the same here, so Ed is Ed and Inu-Yasha is Inu-Yasha!
Kasumi: What a mouth full.
Sango: How did you know his name?
Ed: *Pushes Inu-Yasha down and gets all dark* we know EEP!
Kagome: You know eep?
Kasumi: I think she means "all". She says that all the time.
Miroku: *Has his hand on Ed's butt* ^_^
Ed: Get the hell off me!!!! *Smacks Miroku*
Miroku: Ow that hurt *rubs face*
Sango: You deserve it too, you pervert!
Kasumi: I don't get it.
Ed: Who the hell do you think you are?
Miroku: I'm so sorry for my forwardness, but its just you're so beautiful. Can I ask you a question?
Kagome: Here it comes
Ed: No you can't.
Miroku: *Didn't listen* Good. *Grabs Ed's hands* Will you bear me a child?
Ed: *Looks at him for along time* HAHAHAHAHA-hell no! *Takes back her hands* Not just no, but hell no!
Miroku: *sigh* Oh well.
Ed: *Goes over to Sango and takes her big boomerang and smacks Miroku with it*
Miroku: @_@ Ouch….
Sango: What are you doing?! That's mine!!!
Ed: *Shoves Sango's boomerang into the endless bag of… stuff* What's yours?
Sango: Where did it go? *Looks around Ed* I-Its gone. *Turns back to Kagome* Where my boomar-KIRARA?! Where's Kirara?!
Ed: *Whistles innocently with and hands behind her back*
Kagome: She was standing next to Shippo before. *Looks down to Shippo* Shippo? Now Shippo is gone too!
Miroku: *Gets back up* Ouch that hurt. *Looks at Kasumi standing by herself*
Kasumi: I wonder where they went? *Looks at Ed*
Miroku: *Inches closer to Kasumi*
Ed: What? Why are you giving me that look?
Miroku: *Inches even more closer*
Kasumi: *Crosses her arms* What look? I'm not looking at you in anyway.
Miroku: *Ever so much closer*
Ed: Yes you are; you do it all the time.
Miroku: *Standing right beside Kasumi*
Kasumi: Well-HN?! O.o Something is touching me!
Miroku: *Patting Kasumi's butt* ^_^
Ed: *Glares at Miroku*
Kasumi: *Notices Ed's glare and looks to Miroku* Can I… *looks down to his hand on her butt* help you?
Inu-Yasha: Here we go again.
Miroku: Yes, yes you can. *Grabs Kasumi's hands* Will you bear me a child?
Kasumi: *looks at him and tilts her head in confusion* Bear…Child?
Miroku: *nods* Yep. *Get ready to be hit*
Kagome: I'll get the first aid kit.
Kasumi: *blinks a couple time* um… If you want, sure. Yeah Okay.
Miroku: Oh I-hold on just a second, did you say…yes?
Kasumi: Yeah I did, I don't mind a bear child.
Inu-Yasha, Kagome, and Sango: O.O
Miroku: I'm so happy! *Starts doing the happy dance*
Kagome: I can't believe it!
Inu-Yasha: I Think pigs are going to start flying.
Ed: Kasumi! I don't believe you said yes, you dumbass!
Kasumi: Why? It doesn't seem hard. I'll get Miroku-san a bear child.
Ed: Hold on, did you just? We'll talk later.
Miroku: *Stops dancing* It's the best day of my life!
Kasumi: Wow, he really wants that bear child.
Miroku: *Grabs Kasumi and pulls her up to his body* I'm sure that the child will carry out the family mission.
Kasumi: Um, yeah, same here. Can I have your big long staff, now? *Looks at Miroku's shakujou (Staff)*
Miroku: I love the way you think. We should get started right away. ^_^ *Starts feeling her up*
Ed: She didn't mean that! *Grabs his shakujou and starts thwacking him*
Kasumi: That has ta hurt.
Miroku: @_@ Ahhh stop. Please. Mercy!
Kagome: I sense a jewel shard!
Everyone but Ed who's still thwacking Miroku: *Looks at Kagome*
Kagome: Its coming closer.
Bushes: *Shake, shake, rustle*
Kagome: *Goes for her bow and arrows* Hey, my arrows and bow are gone.
Kasumi: Man, everyone is losing something.
Bushes: *Kikyo comes out*
Kagome: Kikyo has a jewel shard.
Inu-Yasha: K-Kikyo? Wh-what are you doing here?
Kikyo: I'm here to kill you Inu-Yasha!
Kasumi: You mean again?
Kikyo: Yes again. *Thinks for a moment* Shut up!
Kasumi: Dude. Kikyo, No need to get all mad and try to take Inu-Yasha to hell with ya, again. I mean you tried to kill him…*Counts fingers thinking* um like three times. This number four, so give it a rest.
Kikyo: How did you know that?
Ed: *Stops thwacking the bloody Miroku and gets all dark* We know all. *Notices its Kikyo* Evil Bitch must DIE!!!
Inu-Yasha: No don't hurt her!
Kagome: You still love her?!
Inu-Yasha: No, I love you Kikyo, I mean Keiko, I mean Kagome.
Kagome: Where the hell did you get "Keiko" from?
Kasumi: They're all K names.
Ed: Because he's an idiot! *Takes out Vash's gun* Now to take out another idiot.
Kagome: Stop defending her!
Kasumi: No Ed, don't shoot her!
Ed: What?! You of all people should be backing me over here!
Kasumi: Oh, I do. It just that, I want the evil Clay Bitch for my wall!
Ed: No! She's mine to kill!
Kasumi: *Runs over to Inu-Yasha and takes Tetsusaiga sheath and sword*
Tetsusaiga: *Taken out of the sheath and transforms*
Kagome: Now how is that possible?
Kasumi: Who cares? *Runs over to Kikyo and cuts off her arms and leg. Careful not to get blood on her miko outfit*
Ed: *Runs over to Kasumi* She has a jewel shard like Kagome said! *Takes Kikyo's jewel shard*
Jewel Shard: *Becomes all evil and warped*
Kagome: I've never seen a jewel shard become so evil in a short time.
Kasumi: Let me see it. *Takes shard from Ed*
Jewel Shard: *Becomes Purified at Kasumi's touch*
Ed: Sweet lets take it.
Kasumi: Yeah, now let me celebrate. YAY! The evil clay bitch is mine! Lets bake her!
Kasumi: What? You want ta melt her?
Ed: Here give her to me and I'll put her in my bag.
Kasumi: Kay *Gives her Kikyo*
Ed: *Puts Kikyo in her endless bag of…stuff*
Kasumi: Well, that's all I guess.
Ed: Yeah. Well see ya guys around.
Kasumi: *Bows* Thank you for the souvenirs. I'll come and see ya all again and Miroku-san, I promise I'll get you a bear child.
Ed and Kasumi: *Jump down the well*
Miroku: @_@ *Out cold from the Ed attack*
Kagome: Sango, are you going to be okay?
Sango: O.O *Still in shock*
=Back in the Present=
Ed: That was fun!
Kasumi: Yeah, but now I have to get Miroku a bear child.
Ed: Um, I don't think he meant that.
Kasumi: Your right… he wanted a cub!
Ed: *Shakes her head* You're so stupid.
Kasumi: Shut up! So where to next?
Ed: *Takes out 8 ball* Lets go to an old one this time.
Kasumi: *Raises hand and starts hopping up and down* Oooo!!!
Ed: *Points* Yes, you in the front.
Kasumi: Lets go see Tenchi-san!
Ed: Which one?
Kasumi: I don't care as long as we don't go to Tenchi in Tokyo. I hated that one. The drawing sucked.
Ed: Okay. How bout the first one, Tenchi something?
Kasumi: Kay! To Tenchi Muyo we go!
Ed: Oh magical 8 ball of magic take us to Tenchi
Magical 8 ball of magic: Which one? I mean, it isn't certain.
Kasumi: *Sigh* Oh magical 8 ball of magic take us to Tenchi Muyo!
Magical 8 ball of magic: I'm certain
Ed and Kasumi: *Are gone in another flash=