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=Inu-Yasha, late night=
Kasumi: *Comes into a clearing with Ed still a sleep on her back* Man you're getting heavy! *Tosses Ed to the ground next to a tree*
Ed: z_z monkeys…attack my minions'…stupid trees…
Kasumi: Wish I could sleep that peacefully *plops down next to Ed and leans on the tree* I'm still hungry too.
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru please wait for me.
Jaken: Yes my lord, please slow down.
Kasumi: Hn, what great timing.
Sesshomaru: *Walks into clearing*
Kasumi: Hey Sessy-sama!
Sesshomaru: Don't call me that!
Kasumi: Okay then. Hey Fluffy-sama!
Sesshomaru: Don't call me that either, wench!
Kasumi: Hey its either Fluffy or Sessy your choice.
Sesshomaru: I'm not Sessy nor I'm I Fluffy. I am the lord of the west, Sesshomaru!
Kasumi: Sessy it is.
Rin and Jaken: *Comes in, out of breath*
Kasumi: Hey Jaken, Rin.
Rin: How did you know my name?
Ed: *Gets up and goes all dark like* We know all!
Kasumi: Morning sleeping Beautiful.
Ed: *Sees Sesshomaru* LORD FLUFFY!!!
Sesshomaru: I'm not fluffy!
Kasumi: *Stands up* Then what's that thing on your shoulder?
Ed: It's a tail!
Kasumi: No it isn't and I'll prove it! *Goes over to Shessomaru and yanks off his fluffy thing-y*
Jaken: I can't believe you took that from Lord Flu-I mean Shessomaru.
Sesshomaru: I feel so naked with out it!
Rin: Oh my *Covers her eyes*
Jaken: I'll dispose of these human girls for you ma lord. *Uses the staff of Heads and attacks*
Ed and Kasumi: *Step to the side avoiding the attack*
Ed: Miss me! :p
Kasumi: I've had enough of you. *Takes out Tetsusaiga*
Sesshomaru: You have the Tetsusaiga!
Kasumi: Yeah so? I stole it from Inu-Yasha.
Sesshomaru: You stole it?
Kasumi: Yes. Oh yeah, Give us your Toukijin and Tensaiga
Sesshomaru: I will not give it to a wench like you!
Kasumi: *Puts Tetsusaiga away in the sheath, on her side* hmmmm, *Takes out camera* Say cheese!
Kasumi: *Takes picture with the flash on*
Rin: Magical light!
Jaken: @_@ look at all the dots.
Sesshomaru: MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!! I'M BLIND!!! *Falls to the ground*
Ed: Wow, didn't see that coming.
Rin: Ma Lord! *Runs over to him*
Ed: *Gets in front of Rin* Hold on. Don't worry he's fine.
Rin: Are you sure? *Looks at Sesshomaru*
Sesshomaru: *Rolling around the ground screaming with his eyes watering*
Rin: He's crying.
Sesshomaru: No I'm not. OH Gods it burns!
Ed: Of course I'm sure. Here's ten bucks get out of here. Go buy yourself something pretty
Rin: YAY MONEY!!! *Snatches it from Ed's grasp*
Sesshomaru: No, Rin, DON'T!!!
Rin: *Isn't listening* I want a new dress and shoes and hair band and a pony….
Sesshomaru: Rin don't leave me!
Rin: But she gave me money ma lord. *Runs off*
Sesshomaru: I can't believe she just did that. *Trys to get up*
Kasumi: Cheese! *Takes another picture with the flash on, again*
Sesshomaru: AAAAAAHHHHHH MY EYES!!! *Falls back down crying*
Ed: *Gets over to Sesshomaru and takes Toukijin and Tensaiga* It's mine! Oh you can have Tensaiga, I don't want a piece of crap sword that heals people *Tosses Kasumi Tensaiga*
Kasumi: *Catches Tensaiga* Thanks *Puts it on her left side*
Jaken: You two are pure evil! Look at poor Lord Sesshomaru! *Points to Sesshomaru*
Sesshomaru: MY EYES STILL BURN!!
Ed: So? I'll hurt you now!
Ed: Just cause. *Takes the staff of heads, and starts thwacking Jaken*
Kasumi: I feel sorry for you.
Jaken: @_@ help….me… *Dies* x_x
Kasumi: Now look at what ya did! You've gone and kill him!
Kasumi: I don't know. It's just wrong to kill…sometimes.
Ed: Whatever! *Looks down at the lifeless Jaken* Heheheh frog
Kasumi: No it: "Stupid toad".
Ed: I know what I'm talking about!
Inu-Yasha: *In a distance away from the clearing* I think I hear something over here!
Ed: Great dog boy is coming.
Kasumi: That means Miroku-san will be with him!
Ed: Are you getting attached to him?
Kasumi: No, Its just I haven't been looking for that bear child like I said I would. I'm so bad!
Ed: You're kidding me!
Inu-Yasha: *Comes in with the gang* Hey its those girls again!
Miroku: She's back! WHOO!! *Starts dancing*
Kagome: What are you two doing out here in the dark? *Trips over Sesshomaru*
Inu-Yasha: What's Sesshomaru doing here?!
Sesshomaru: *Gets up* Look at all the dots.
Kasumi: Say Cheese! *Takes picture again*
Sesshomaru: *Goes back down again*
Sango: Why are you doing that?
Ed: Cause its fun!
Kasumi: The camera loves him.
Inu-Yasha: That didn't answer my question!
Ed: Lord Fluffy is here because he is here!
Inu-Yasha: That isn't a good answer.
Sesshomaru: *Gets up again* Inu… Inu-Ya…sha, you know these…these wild wenches?
Inu-Yasha: Yeah, they were around earlier and killed Kikyo.
Sesshomaru: Wasn't she dead already?
Inu-Yasha: That's not the point! How do you know them?
Sesshomaru: *Points to Ed* That one took my swords and killed Jaken, *points to Kasumi* and that one keeps blinding me with a light and the phrase: Cheese.
Kasumi: Say Cheese! *Takes another picture of Sesshomaru and Inu-Yasha*
Sesshomaru and Inu-Yasha: *Fall to the ground screaming*
Sesshomaru: Not again! AH, It burns worse each time!
Inu-Yasha: AH! Make the purple dots go away!
Ed: Heheheh funny! *Drags Sesshomaru off behind a bush*
Miroku: *Finally stops dancing*
Kagome: Inu-Yasha are you all right?! *Runs over to him*
Inu-Yasha: The purple dots! IT BURNS!!!
Kasumi: Sorry Inu-san. ^_^
Miroku: *Goes behind Kasumi and puts his arms around her waist* Don't worry. He'll be fine.
Kasumi: Miroku-san, I'm sorry I haven't got your bear child yet.
Miroku: Don't worry my sweet…um. I have never heard your name.
Kasumi: You haven't?
Miroku: No you said the name of your companion, but never yourself.
Ed: *Comes back with Sesshomaru's clothes in hand* Hey, let go her so we can go.
Miroku: Can't you stay over night? *Rubs Kasumi stomach*
Ed: No we can't! Let's go NOW!
Miroku: *Will not let go* Before you go, I want a name.
Kasumi: My name is Kasumi. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later. *Smiles*
Miroku: Did I tell you I love the way you think?! *Pulls her closer*
Ed: She meant in pain, not that!
Kasumi: What else could I have meant? *Blinks in confusion* Miroku-san?
Miroku: Yes my dear Kasumi?
Kasumi: What's that thing that's sticking out of your robe?
Miroku: *Looks down and blushes* Stay the night and I'll show you.
Kasumi: Wow, really? Okay!
Ed: NO!!! *Takes the staff of heads and starts thwacking Miroku*
Miroku: AH~!!! Please, I beg you! Stop! Mercy!! @_@
Ed: We're going to Outlaw Star, NOW!! *Drags Kasumi away*
Kasumi: But I want to see what was in his robe!
Ed: No you DON'T!! * Takes out magical 8 ball of magic*
Kasumi: Come on, Can't we stay the night, pleeeeaaaassssseee?
Ed: believe me, it's for the best!
Kasumi: I wonder what it was. It was real hard.
Ed: We are out of here! Magical Dimensional 8 ball of magic take us to Outlaw Star and hurry!
Magical Dimensional 8 ball of magic: Damn and I was hoping for some action! I mean: It's gona happen.
Ed: You have a mouth on you!
Kasumi: What does it mean "Action"?
Ed: Don't worry.
Ed and Kasumi: *Disappear*
Miroku: *Beat up and bruised* Man I need to get her alone! Ouch, my face!
Inu-Yasha: Yeah its hurting me too Miroku.
Miroku: -_- *Sigh*
Kagome: Where did Sango go?
Miroku: Who cares?
Sesshomaru: *Behind a bush*Where are my clothes?!