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=Outlaw Star: Blue heaven, some alleyway- late night=
Ed and Kasumi: *Come in*
Ed: Why are you so happy?
Kasumi: I don't know if it's the lack of sleep or food, but I'm just in a yuppie kinda sleepy mood. *Yawns*
Ed: So you want to rest? You're pathetic. I haven't eaten or slept nether and I'm all right.
Kasumi: What the hell *Yawns* are you talking about! You ate a bunch *Yawns* of pixie sticks and fell a sleep.
Ed: When did this happen?
Kasumi: In Tenchi, remember?
Ed: I remember trees and monkeys dancing around…
Kasumi: -_-;;; forget it.
Ed: If you're goin' ta be like that, then fine: we'll get a damn hotel!
Kasumi: Kay! *Yawns* What time is it anyways?
Ed: *Checks watch* 2:30…man I should be a sleep by 3:00 or I'll be the living dead tomorrow!
Kasumi: I *Yawns* get up at 3:00. *Rubs eyes*
Ed: Man you're nuts!
Kasumi: shut *yawns* up
Ed and Kasumi: *Go to a hotel for the night*
=Next morning: outside hotel, 11:45=
Kasumi: *Hyper* Come on Ed! Move it! Hustle, hustle, and hustle!
Ed: *Half- asleep* Uuuuggggggg…
Kasumi: Come on Ed! *Goes behind Ed and pushes her forward*
Ed: Kill me *Falls face first to the ground*
Kasumi: Oh come on! I've been up since 9:15, so why are you tired?
Ed: mmmmm…. Zzzzzzz…sleep Z_Z
Kasumi: *Pulls Ed up* Ed, can you answer me a question or two?
Kasumi: What was in Miroku's robe?
Ed: O.O *Wakes up* Well, ya see, he had a *Sees Ashia, Gene and Melfina* PET THE ASHIA!!!!!!
Ed: *Runs over to Ashia* Pet, pet, pet, pet, pet!
Ashia: Stay back!
Ed: *Starts petting Ashia* pet, pet, pet, pet…
Gene: Who the hell are you? *Points gun at Ed*
Ashia: *Purr* Ummm, scratch me behind the ear. *Purr* =^_^=
Ed: Don't point that at me. It's rude. *Points Vash's gun at Gene, but is still petting Ashia*
Kasumi: Ed, What are you doing?!
Ed: Petting Ashia!
Kasumi: What about the gun? I thought you were out of bullets?
Melfina: Gene, please take your gun away from her head.
Kasumi: Oi, give me that! *Takes Vash's gun from Ed* You too! *Takes Gene's gun*
Gene: That's mine!
Kasumi: *Shoves Gene's gun into the endless bag of… stuff* Now what do we say?
Ashia: I'll agree to that. *Purr*
Kasumi: Close enough. Don't worry it wasn't even loaded. See? *Points Vash's gun down*
Vash's gun: *BANG*
Kasumi: OW MY FOOT! *Falls down*
Ed: I guess a few of them were blanks.
Kasumi: No, ya think?
Melfina: Oh no we better take you to our ship and fix you up.
Gene: I don't know…
Melfina: But Gene, she's hurt.
=Outlaw Star (The ship)=
Jim: There all better.
Gilliam: Yes, you did a first-class job.
Jim: Thanks Gilliam. Hey, miss um…
Kasumi: Its Kasumi.
Jim: Miss Kasumi, Why do you have two swords with you? Wouldn't it be better to have a gun?
Kasumi: Well, you've seen what happens when I have a gun. Plus I did a lot to get these swords.
Jim: Wow really! What do you think Gilliam?
Gilliam: *No answer*
Jim: *Looks at Gilliam and sees Ed* Hey have you seen Gilliam?
Ed: He just ran off.
Sauzka: Jim? Are you down here?
Jim, Kasumi, and Ed: Hello Sauzka!
Sauzka: How did you two know my name?
Ed: *Gets all dark like* We know all.
Sauzka: How did that happen? *Looks at Kasumi's foot*
Kasumi: Oh I shot myself.
Sauzka: Well that isn't very smart.
Jim: What happened to your wooden sword?
Sauzka: What are you talking about? It here on my side, like always. *Reaches for it* Hey its gone!
Ed: Well, let's go!
Kasumi: Kay. *Hops off the table and walks over to Ed*
Ed: I think that was everything.
Melfina: *Taps Kasumi on the shoulder* Before you go I have to…
Kasumi: AH! Something's touching me! *Takes Tetsusaiga and slices Melfina in half* Whoops.
Jim: AH YOU KILLED MELFINA!!!
Kasumi: Don't worry I can bring her back to life! *Takes out Tensaiga and swings at the remains of Melfina*
Melfina: *Alive again* I'm alive! *Notices she's in two pieces* AH!!!!!
Ed: Just pull yourself back together!
Gene: *Comes in and sees Melfina* AH~! What have you done?
Kasumi: I think we should go now.
Ed: Same. *Takes out Magical Dimensional 8 ball of magic out* I was thinking Bebop.
Kasumi: Sounds good to me.
Ed: Oh, Magical Dimensional 8 ball take us to Cowboy Bebop!
Magical Dimensional 8 ball: Have it your way… and not at B.K.
Kasumi: heheh not funny.
Ed: Yeah that joke sucked!
Magical Dimensional 8 ball: Shut up you damn Bitches!
Kasumi: Do your damn job!
Magical Dimensional 8 ball: Fine I will!
Ed and Kasumi: *Disappear*