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Ed, Kasumi, and Legato: *Come in*
Ed: You know what? I realized something- I'm hungry!
Kasumi: Lets go to the bread shop!
Ed: I hope they have doughnuts
Kasumi: We know they have week old bread at least
Ed: Week old bread is gross!
Kasumi: That's not the point. The point is that we know that Haruko-san is there
Ed: Yeah, well I want Doughnuts!
Kasumi: We'll see.
Ed: Humph *Crosses arms and pouts*
Kasumi: If you want one so much have Legato get it for ya!
Ed: You just jealous I have a loyal minion that obeys my every command and you don't! *Smiles up at Legato*
Kasumi: Never said I wanted one. I was just saying tell him to get one.
Ed: Jealous!! *Sticks tongue out at Kasumi*
Kasumi: Hn whatever
Ed: *Mutters under breath* Jealous
Kasumi: Oi, I don't care just get your damn donut!
Ed: FINE!! Come on Legato. Lets find doughnuts!
Legato: Yes master
Ed: I want chocolate doughnuts with sprinkles
Ed and Kasumi and Legato: *Walk into the shop*
Kasumi: Hello, Naota-chan!
Naota: How did you know my name?
Ed: *Gets all dark like* We know all!
Naota: Who are you two?
Ed: Wouldn't you like to know?
Kasumi: We're two wanderers looking for a job.
Ed: And doughnuts, looking for doughnuts too.
D: What about him? *Points to Legato*
Ed: He's my minion of coarse.
Dad: I'll buy it. If you two are looking for work come and work here.
Naota: WHAT?! How can you believe that?
Haruko: It sounds believable to me.
Naota: Everything is believable for you!
Kasumi: I'll take the job! Oh and so will Ed too.
Haruko: That's great.
Naota: -_- You're kidding me!
Haruko: Does this look like the face of a kidder?
Ed: NO! This is the face of a kidder. *Points to self*
Kasumi: So when do we start?
Dad: Tomorrow would work.
Kasumi: That sounds great.
Ed: I hate work.
Kasumi: Lazy bum!
Ed: I'm not here to deny it!
Kasumi: Never said you were.
Ed: That's right miss Jealous!
Kasumi: For the last time: I'm not jealous!
Kasumi: Ug, I give up!
Haruko: You guys want to have dinner with us? I'm making curry!
Kasumi: YAY CURRY!!
Naota: I hate your curry! You make it too spicy!
Kasumi: I love spicy!
Ed: I've never had curry.
Haruko and Kasumi: You'll LOVE it!!
Ed: Now I'm scared.
Kasumi: Can I help ya make it?
Haruko and Kasumi: HAHAHAHA, This will be fun!!
Ed: Legato, Naota…Be afraid, be very afraid!
Legato: Yes master.
Naota: I am.
Naota: *Takes a small bit* AH! This is too spicy!!!
Kasumi: I'll eat it! *Takes Naota's curry and eats it*
The grandpa: *Drowning in his curry*
Dad: *Dinking from the sink* Water!!
Legato: *Eats a spoon full and falls back*
Kasumi: You aren't gonna eat that, are ya Legato?
Legato: *Still down* …
Kasumi: Thanks! *Takes Legato's curry and eats it*
Ed: *Looks at her curry and pokes it with her spoon*
Haruko: What's wrong? Don't ya want your curry?
Ed: Ummmm *Looks around the table*
Kasumi: Try it Ed! Its gooood! *Smiles*
Ed: *Eats a tiny bit* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Runs around*
Kasumi: Come on its not that hot!
Naota: You must have a stomach of steel!
Kasumi: People say that all the time.
Haruko: I'm glad someone likes my cooking.
Kasumi: Hey Ed, can I have yours?
Ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*Gasp*HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Still running around*
Kasumi: I take that as a yes. *Goes for Ed's curry*
Ed: *Runs into Kasumi, knocking curry all over herself*
Kasumi: NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!! …Ah crap, what a waste of good curry.
Ed: AHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!
Haruko: You might want clean yourself up.
Ed: *Spreads arms making Curry drip on the floor* I got curry down my shirt. It feels REALLY weird! Where's the bathroom?
Haruko: Bathroom? That way. *Points to the side*
Kasumi: So I can't have your curry?
Ed: *Starts to walk away* No Kasumi. Unless you want to eat my clothes with it-No.
Kasumi: Ah damn
Ed: *Grabs Endless Bag of...stuff* I'll be out when I get the Curry out of my ears
Kasumi: *Waves* Ja Ne
Ed: This...Is... So.... GROSS!!!
Kasumi: Can I have seconds?
Ed: I hate you *Leaves*
Ed: *Is wiping off with a sponge* Curry's nasty. And so spicy! My mouth still burns! Damnit- Kasumi's gonna pay.
Legato: *Scrubbing Ed's back wearing a towel and his collar* If that's what you wish master I shall do it.
Ed: *Sighs* No, That's ok Legato. LEGATO?!?! *Turns head around*
Legato: Yes Master? Is there a problem?
Ed: Y-y-you're a guy, in a towel, and a collar washing my back. It's not something I'm used to.
Legato: The old master would have me do this for him.
Ed: You know what? I'm not even gonna comment about that.
Legato: As you wish Master. Is there anywhere you wish for me to wash?
Ed: Erm...My back?
Legato: As you wish *scrubs harder*
Ed: I hate to say it, but your good at this
Legato: I do my best. *Scrubs lower*
Ed: *Looks back at Legato with raised eyebrow*
Legato: Some thing wrong?
Ed: *Looks at him suspiciously* No. *Turns back around
Naota: What are you doing in here?
Haruko: Who me?
Naota: No her! *Points to Kasumi*
Kasumi: We're just having some girl time!
Naota: Girl time?
Haruko: Yes girl time, you want to join in?
Naota: But I'm not a girl!
Kasumi: but I'm sure you'd fit in.
Naota: What about that other girl? I'm sure she'd love too join you guys.
Kasumi: Who Ed? She's gonna be a little busy for a while
Naota: How hard is it to take a bath?
Kasumi: *Jumps tot he top bunk* Well, curry is real hard to clean. Plus we don't take bathes like that at home.
Haruko: yeah, plus with that hottie with her!
Naota: What do you mean by that?
Kasumi: Hottie? Where's a hottie?! Did I miss something at the door?
Haruko: Yeah! That guy you two came in with! He went in there a little while after her. He only had a towel on. Oh, and that dog collar. *Sarcastically* I wonder what their doing? *Laughs*
Kasumi: Um, taking a bath?
Naota: *Blushing* What are you? Stupid?
Kasumi: *Look down to the lower bunk* Hn, What do ya mean? Miroku-San wanted to take a bath with me when I was with him and we're friends. That's what friends do: Take bathes together.
Haruko: *Laughs and then falls over*
Naota: *Puts head in hand* Nothing-Forget it
Kasumi: *Somehow lands on the lower bunk on top of Naota* What? Tell me!
Naota: *Blushes and turns his head away* I think this is a topic you need to discuss with your parents.
Kasumi: Parents? What's that have to do with that?
Naota: ASK THEM, NOT ME!!!
Kasumi: This is sad! I grade schooler knows more then me! I've asked Ed over and over again but she never answers me!
Naota: Like I said-Ask you're Parents. They'll tell you.
Kasumi: I rarely ever see my parents. We don't talk unless I screwed up.
Haruko: Do you want me to show you?
Kasumi: Yeah that could help
Naota: O.O Show her?
Haruko: Yeah. A visual will help. *Licks lips*
Kasumi: Hey, Miroku-san gives me that look all the time! *Smiles and Jumps back to the top bunk* So show me.
Haruko: *Jumps up to the top bunk next to Kasumi*
Ed: *Comes in wearing a towel and another on her head* Ahhhh!! I feel so good! Hey everyone! How's it going?
Haruko: *Softly*Damn. *Normally* Hello Ed. We were just having some girl time.
Ed: *Points to Naota* Then what's he doing here?
Kasumi: He fits in perfectly. Don't ya thing?
Haruko: Yes I totally agree.
Ed: *Shrugs* Whatever. Just get out so I can get dressed. *Points to Haruko and Kasumi* And you guys too. Out.
Kasumi: Okay *Disappears in a flash and reappears at behind her* See ya.
Haruko: Fine. *Jumps down*
Naota: *Walks out still blushing madly*
Ed: What's his problem?
Legato: *Behind Ed now dressed* Children are hard to figure out Master.
Ed: *Sighs* Yeah. EEEP! *Jumps* When did you get here?
Kasumi: *In front of Ed* He was standing there for a while*
Ed: Ahhh!! And when did you get here?!?! I told you to leave!
Kasumi: I did, but its just fun to freak ya out. *Grins*
Ed: *Points to door* OUT!!!!
Ed: Damn straight! *Smiles*
Legato: She can be very annoying at times Master.
Kasumi: *Appears behind Legato* What you say?!
Ed: OUT KASUMI!!!
Kasumi: What about him?
Ed: *Blinks* I don't know- what about him?
Legato: If you wish master.
Ed: Damnit Kasumi! Just go!!!
Kasumi: *Already gone*
Ed: *Goes to door and locks it* There! NOW try to come in! *Laughs*
Kasumi: *Sitting on the top bunk* What ya laughin' bout?
Legato: Yes Master, What are you laughing about?
Ed: Ahhh!!! JUST GET OUT KASUMI!!!!!
Ed: CAUSE I SAID SO!! NO GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!!!!!
Ed: AND STAY OUT!! *Goes to bag* Damn! What does a girl have to do to get dressed around here? *Pulls clothes out of bag and throws them on bottom bunk* I mean...God!!
Legato: Yes, master. It seems people are always in your way, aseptically that Kasumi
Ed: I know! Really! *Sits on bunk and starts drying her hair* You understand me so well Legato.
Legato: Thank you Master *bows*
Ed: Uh huh, yeah * Not paying attention anymore* Oh wait! *Drops the towel from her head* I forgot my brush!! *Goes to bag and starts searching*
Legato: *Sits there watching Ed*
Ed: Ah ha! Found it!! * Pulls out a red brush and starts brushing hair*
Legato: You have very nice hair master. Do you wish for me to brush it for you?
Ed: Thank you Legato! I'd be honored! *Gives brush to Legato*
Legato: *Starts brushing Ed's hair*
Ed: Hmmm... What am I gonna do after this? *Goes into on little world to think*
Legato: Do you wish for me to do something with your hair master?
Ed: *Thinking, Not listening* Yeah sure. Whatever.
Legato: *Takes out hair band and puts Ed's hair in a ponytail* There you go master.
Ed: I got it! *Puts fist into hand *That's exactly what I'll do! * Throws off towel ,runs over to bed , and starts to get dressed in a hurry*
Legato: *Blushes* Um Master? *Clears Throat*
Ed: *Buttoning pants* Huh? What?
Legato: Your *clears throat and doing a cup motion with his hands at his chest* is showing...
Ed: *Not listening* That's nice.
Legato: Master? Can you please cover yourself?
Ed: Sure *Still not listening*
Legato: Master please look down at your self!
Ed: Huh? *Looks down* There. *Continues to get changed*
Legato: Maybe I should leave. *Gets up*
Ed: Uh, huh Whatever
Legato: * Opens and walks out the door*
Ed: *Finishes getting dressed and runs out*
Kasumi: *Holding Haruko's guitar* So if I do this with this finger, It makes this sound right, Haruko-San?
Haruko: Yes just like that.
Ed: Hey everyone!
Kasumi: Hey, Haruko-san is teaching me to play!
Ed: Cool! Hey, Have any of you seen Legato? He was brushing my hair then he ran off.
Kasumi: You got dressed with him in the same room?
Ed: *Blinks* I don't know. Huh?
Haruko: Hee hee, you dog you.
Ed: *Blinks again* I really don't know if I did. *Blushes* I need to find him.
Kasumi: Why are you calling her a dog?
Haruko: *Whispers to Kasumi*
Kasumi: O.O *Looks at Ed* You and Legato?! In a bed?! Not sleeping! BAD!!
Ed: *Blushes harder* Wha? You think... No! Kurama's my man!
Haruko: So? It doesn't matter. You may have a man, but if something sweet comes a long, you have to eat it out if you caught my drift.
Ed: *Blushes harder* But…but.. Kurama... It's not like that between Legato and me. I'm just his master! *Realizes what she said* That really didn't sound right did it?
Haruko: Not at all
Kasumi: It doesn't?
Ed: *Still blushing* It doesn't matter. Kurama's my one and only!
Kasumi: How come you can be alone with someone, but I can't?
Haruko: Yes? *Hugs Kasumi* How can you deny this poor, poor girl the freedom that you wave in her face? How wrong!
Kasumi: Um Yeah!
Ed: I'm gonna go find Legato. *Walks away, still blushing*
Haruko: I think we all know what you're gonna do!
Ed: *Turns around even redder* NO! I'm just going to talk to him! *Runs off*
Kasumi: Haruko-san, can I ride your bike?
Haruko: Sure it'll be fun to do it together. *Grins*
Kasumi: YAY FUN!!
Ed: *Looking under the bed* Legato! Where are you? Come here please!
Legato: Yes master?
Ed: *Looks at Legato* Oh crap- I did didn't I?
Legato: Depends what you mean by "did" master.
Ed: I got changed in front of you. *Blushed lightly* Didn't I?
Legato: Yes you did, but it's not the first wrong thing I've had to done or watch under your servitude.
Ed: *Blushes harder*What do you mean by that?
Legato: CPR… to the monk...very, very disturbing...very.
Ed: Oh Legato! I'm so sorry! *Gives him a hug* I promise I wont make you give CPR to anyone of the same gender again!
Kasumi: *From in the hallway* Ed?
Ed: *Still holding Legato* K-Kasumi?
Kasumi: What do you do when you run over a guy with very bushy eyebrows that come on and off?
Ed: Um, Er... Hit him?
Kasumi: We kinda did hit him. See the eyebrows? *Puts hand through doorway and shows eyebrows*
Ed: *Forgot to let Legato go* Neat! Put'm in my bag
Kasumi: Kay. Um could you hand it to me?
Ed: Huh? Sure. *Picks up her bag that was by her feet and throws it to Kasumi. Still holding on to Legato* There ya go!
Haruko: Hey Kasumi, How's your head? *Pushes Kasumi into the room*
Kasumi: *Has a big lump sticking out of her head*
Haruko: *Sees Ed and Legato* HA! I knew it! *Points to Them* Furi Kuri!
Ed: Huh? What are you talking about?
Kasumi: *Grins* HAHA! She's right! Furi Kuri!
Ed: What the hell are you two talking about?
Kasumi: Ya know, "Furi Kuri"...
Haruko: Come on Eddie! Think!
Kasumi: Hell I even know what she's talking about.
Ed: I don't know...*Notices she's still hanging on Legato. * Oh, I get it. Furi Kuri *Lets go of Legato and blushes more*
Kasumi: HA! For once someone else is out of the loop!
Haruko: What are you laughing bout miss horn?
Ed: Miss Horn?
Haruko: *Points to the horn on Kasumi's forehead* Seeeeeee?
Ed: How could I not notice that?
Kasumi: Because I'm not as important as your boy toy
Ed: *Blushes more* He is NOT my boy toy!
Kasumi: Could have fooled me.
Ed: Well he's not. He's my minion.
Haruko: He seems to be more like your slave then minion. I can only thing about what he's master does to him at night. *Grins*
Kasumi: Hahaha-What does that mean?
Haruko: Don't worry.
Ed: You two are so perverted
Kasumi: Little ol' me?
Ed: Yes, little ol' you.
Kasumi: Ouch my head hurts...
Ed: It should *pokes horn*
Haruko: Lets go outside. Maybe the fresh air will help your little head. *Holds Kasumi's shoulders*
Ed: *Shrugs* Whatever you guys wanna do. I don't have any plans for today.
Kasumi: I feel like I'm gonna puke! *Runs outside*
Ed: *Sighs* Well. Lets go Legato.
Kasumi: MY HEAD!!!! *Horn starts to get bigger*
Ed: Wow! That's really cool!
Haruko: This is great!
Kasumi: Shut up!!!!
Legato: Master, What's going on?
Ed: *Smiles and put an arm around Legato's shoulders* Just watch my friend, Watch.
Kasumi: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *Horn comes out of Kasumi's head and turns into a monster* Dude not cool. *Faints*
Monster: *Starts trashing the town*
Ed: Do any of you know how incredibly awesome this is?!?!
Haruko: Meh, this happens all the time.
Ed: And? It's still awesome.
Haruko: I'm surprised such a person could produce something like this. Just like Naota. *Grins at the sleeping Kasumi*
Ed: Whatever. Hey Kasumi! Wake up- Hiei's here!
Kasumi: *Still out*
Haruko: She's gonna be out for a while.
Ed: Not if I can help it! Kasumi forgive me but *Cups hands around mouth* HIEI'S A LOSER AND HIS KATANA IS AS WEAK AS A TOOTHPICK!!! AND KURAMA'S HAIR IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!
Kasumi: *Starts growling in sleep*
Ed: AND HE'S REALLY UGLY AS A DEMON!!! YOKO IS SO MUCH HOTTER!!!
Kasumi: *Tosses and turns* ER!
Ed: AND KURAMA COULD KICK HIS PANSY ASS ANY DAY!!!!
Kasumi: *Starts grabbing air* AH!
Haruko: *Smacks Ed over the head with her guitar* Leave the girl alone!
Ed: I was trying to wake her up! *Kicks Kasumi* Wake up damn you!
Kasumi: Oh my ribs...Juicy ribs mmmmm ribs *Starts drooling*
Ed: I give up! Legato! You wake her up
Haruko: Monster's dead.
Monster: x_x *Dead*
Ed: Good for it. Now Legato- Wake Kasumi up. Please?
Legato: How do you wish for me to do that master?
Legato: As you wish. *Takes out gun*
Ed: No wait! Don't kill her or shoot her! That defeats the whole purpose of waking her up!
Legato: *Hits Kasumi over the head with the gun* Is this okay master?
Ed: Yes Legato. That's perfect! Good boy! *Pats his head* Ah, I'm so glad I killed Knives. Now I've got myself a loyal minion. Life is good. *Smiles*
Kasumi: *Starts bleeding* Ketchup...
Ed: JUST WAKE UP DAMNIT!!
Naota and Lord Kanchi*Come in*
Naota: *Smells really bad* Where did that monster come from?
Ed: *Points to Kasumi* Her!
Naota: For once it didn't come from my head.
Ed: Yeah. Legato-Is she awake yet?
Legato: *Hitting Kasumi with Haruko* No master!
Haruko: HELP ME!!!
Ed: Well, keep at it Legato.
Lord Kanchi: *On screen*?!?
Ed: Gasp! LORD KANCHI!!! *Jumps up and gives LK a hug*
Lord Kanchi: ?!?!?!?!?!
Ed: *Still hugging* I LOVE YOU!! NOT AS MUCHA S KURAMA-BUT I LOVE YOU!!
Naoto: Who's Kurama?
Ed: *Still holding on to LK*My future husband. You got a problem with that?
Naoto: no I was just wondering.
Ed: Good *Hugs LK more* You're so cool!
Haruko: *Flies by* AH!
Legato: *Sweating* D-damn it S-she just will not wake up!!!!
Ed: Awww.... Poor Legato! *Lets go of LK* You can stop now Legato. You tried your best.
Legato: Thank you master
Kasumi: *Beat up and bloody, but some how still sleeping*
Ed:*Sigh* She's impossible. I'm sorry Legato. *Gives him a hug*
Haruko: Furi Kuri...
Ed: Oh shut up! *Holds Legato tighter* I don't care what you say cause it's not true so there! *Sticks tongue out at Haruko*
Kasumi: *Gets up* Ug... Make the spin stop rooming! @_@
Ed: *Still holding Legato* This place is boring now.
Kasumi: Why am I bleeding?
Ed: Legato tried to wake you up. He failed though. Poor Legato. *Hugs him again*
Kasumi: *Grabs Haruko's guitar and thwacks Legato* JERK!!
Ed: AHHH! My minion!!!
Kasumi: ER *Knocks Legato to the ground* THAT WASN'T NICE!!! *Thwacks him harder*
Ed: KASUMI!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!HE DID IT ON MY ORDERS!!!
Kasumi: YOU! *Thwack Ed*
Ed: OW!! *Takes out Miroku's staff* You'll pay for touching my minion!!*Hits Kasumi*
Kasumi: OW! *Runs off somewhere*
Ed: COME BACK HERE AND FEEL MY WRATH!!! *Chases*
Kasumi: MEEP!! *Comes back riding Haruko's bike waving the guitar in the air*
Ed: Oh shit! *Runs behind Legato* Please! *Puts arms around his waist* Save me!
Legato: Yes Master!
Kasumi: *Smacks Legato in the face, but misses Ed*
Ed: LEGATO!!! Are you ok?!?!
Kasumi: *Comes back* MEEP I SAY!!! HAHAHA
Ed: Legato! Speak to me man! Are you ok?!?! *Turns to Kasumi* If you broke my minion, I'll kick your ass!!!
Eyebrow guy: Stop you crazy bitch!
Kasumi: LE KA BONG!!! *Smacks him in the face*
Eyebrow guy: *Knocked out*
Kasumi: I'm not a Bitch! I'm a crazy psycho bitch! Get it right!
Ed: I don't care! You're gonna be a dead bitch if Legato's brain dead!
Haruko: She out of control!!
Kasumi: How do you make this fly?
Haruko: The button on the left.
Kasumi: *Presses button and bike starts flying* Whoo!!
Ed: Yes Legato?
Legato: How is miss Kasumi flying?
Ed: Oh. It's the bike. *Hugs Legato* I'm so happy your ok!! What's a villain without her minion?!?!
Kasumi: Hey Ed, I got the stuff .We can go now! *Goes down lower and puts her hand out for Ed to grab*
Ed: Kay! Where we going? *Takes Kasumi's hand*
Kasumi: *Smirks* The best place we would fit in!
Ed: *Blinks* Where?
Kasumi: *Giggles* I can't believe you don't know! *Goes up higher* Excel Saga!
Ed: Thought so! * Holds out hand* Come on Legato! We don't have all day!
Legato: Coming Master! *Jumps up and grabs Ed's hand*
Kasumi: Oi Haruko-san thanks for your stuff!
Ed: *Throws Kasumi her bag* Get out the 8 ball and take us there Kasumi.
Kasumi: *Takes 8 ball* Hey take us to Excel saga!
Magical Dimensional 8 ball of magic: Yes...
Ed, Kasumi, and Legato: *Disappear*
Haruko: HEY THAT BITCH TOOK MY STUFF!!!! COME BACK HERE YOU PRIMATIVE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naota: I don't think they're coming back.
Haruko: SHUT UP!