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= Inside the Kamiya dojo=
Kasumi: *Listening to music on headphones*
Sano: *Comes in* If she wasn't a girl I'd...*Notices Kasumi* What are those?
Kasumi: Give it to me baby! Uh! Uh! Give it to me baby! Uh! Uh!
Sano: 0.o What?!?
Kasumi: Give it to me baby! Uh! Uh! And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!
Sano: What the hell are you saying?!?
Kasumi: Uno! Dos! Tres! Cuarto! Cinco, Cinco! Seis! Ya known its kinda hard now to get along toady! Our subject isn't cool but he thinks it anyway!
Sano: *Pulls the headphones off Kasumi's head* I'm talking to you!
Kasumi: AH! What the? Hey I was listening to that!
Sano: What is this? *Puts headphones on*
Kasumi: Might want to turn that down...
Sano: Ahhh!! Loud!!!
Kasumi: Told ya.
Sano: Hey! It's someone singing.
Sano: *Sits down and starts listening*
Kasumi: You like?
Kasumi: Hn, good *Smiles*
Sano: *Just nods again*
Kasumi: *Thinks* Looks like he's about to start head banging. *End thinking*
Kenshin: *Comes in running*
Kasumi: Oi, what's up with you?
Kenshin: Your friend is quite scary, that she is.
Kasumi: Oh yeah, at least you aren't her keeper.
Kenshin: I'm so sorry!
Kasumi: Yes, but she would never ever hurt me.
Kenshin: How are you sure? She has no reserves for hurting others, that she doesn't.
Kasumi: Because she has an I. O. U. to me.
Kenshin: An I.O.U?
Kasumi: Just like it sounds : I. O. U., so she owe me.
Kenshin: How does she owe you?
Kasumi *smiles* I cleaned her room.
Kenshin: She owes you because of that?
Kasumi: Yeah she got something because of that and I did stop her from taking over the world...again, but that's not important.
Kenshin: 0.o The world?
Kasumi: Yeah she does that from time to time.
Kenshin: Time to time?!?
Kasumi: Yes, but she's my friend.
Kenshin: I suppose so...
Kasumi: And people say the Internet is bad.
Ed: *Comes in with a happy look on her face*
Kasumi: *Looks at Ed* What the hell did you do?!
Ed: * Sits down and smiles* Who said I did anything?
Kasumi: That grin on your face!
Ed: I have to do something to be happy?
Kasumi: You, yes.
Ed: Awwww! You have so little faith in me!
Legato: *Comes in and looks real pale* 0.o
Kasumi: What happened Gato-Chan?
Ed: Oh... I had to let a little steam off cause I was pissed. You may not want to go outside for a little while.
Kasumi: Who did you kill this time?!?!?!?!
Ed: Oh! I didn't kill- Just maimed! *Smiles* Aren't you proud?
Kasumi: *Frowns* That's a step, but people aren't meant to be your punching bags!
Ed: Well I need to let out some steam before I snapped! And you know it's not good if I snap!
Kasumi: Yes, yes...*Sigh* I just hate it when people get hurt. *Lays down to the side and lands on Sano's lap*
Sano: *Blinks but still listening to music so he doesn't care. *
Kasumi: Who was your victim anyway?
Ed: It was actually victims...
Ed: As in more than one person I hurt.
Kasumi: I understand that. Who was ...them?
Kasumi: Jesus tap dancing Christ, Ed! How could you!
Kasumi: Them of all people!
Ed: *Twiddles thumbs* They were the closest and I can't hurt Legato!
Kasumi: HN! *Turns head as far as she can* Tell that to Kenshin-Sama!
Ed: I'm sorry! You didn't like her anyway!
Kasumi: True that maybe, but ...HN!
Kenshin: Tell me what?
Ed: Ummm.. *Laughs nervously*
Kenshin: What happened?!
Ed: *Looks to Kasumi* Do I have to? Can't we wait till we're about leave?
Kasumi: NO! Plus I'm not finished.
Ed: But I don't want Kenshin to try to kill me!
Kasumi: Fine I'll tell him! Kaoru sucks and Ed kicked her ass!
Ed: And Yahiko too.
Ed: I kinda went a bit overboard on them.
Kenshin: *Starts shaking*
Ed: Oh shit- I'm screwed.
Kasumi: Sano, can you calm Kenshin down.
Kasumi: Then do it. He's scaring me...
Kasumi: *Looks at him* ACK! Stop head banging!
Kasumi: *Turns down the volume* Oi, do something! I'm scared!
Sano: Hey!! *Turns it back up*
Kasumi: *Starts crying* S-sanosuke Sagarra, you will stop listening to music and help us, before Kenshin-sama kills us all!
Sano: *Laughs* That's so true! *Laughs again*
Kasumi: *Falls over on him crying on his chest*
Sano: Huh? What? *Takes headphones off* What's wrong?
Kasumi: *Everything she says comes out incoherent*
Sano: Repeat that please.
Kasumi: Kenshin-sama *Cries a bit harder*
Sano: What about him? *Looks at Kenshin* Hey Kenshin- You ok?
Kenshin: *Starts growling*
Kasumi: *Hugs Sano*
Ed: I'm dead. Kenshin's going to kill me. Legato- After I die, you're free. Have nice life cause I'm going to die.
Legato: Yes master. It has been an honor serving under you.
Kasumi: Sanosuke do something!
Sano: Like what?
Kasumi: Calm Kenshin-sama down! You're like his best friend!
Sano: How do you expect me to do that?
Kasumi: You know him pretty well, what would calm him, down?!
Sano: Hmmmm... Kenshin! You didn't do the laundry!
Kenshin: *Goes back to normal* Oh no you're right! *Runs off to do the laundry*
Ed: *Turns to Sano* I love you.
Kasumi: Holy crap! It worked!
Sano: *Smiles* I know. Can I have those back now? *Points to headphones*
Kasumi: Oh...you want it, en?
Sano: *Nods and smiles*
Kasumi: *Waves it in front of his face* Ya sure?
Sano: *Whines* Yes!!
Kasumi: Ya sure you're sure? *Grins*
Kasumi: Okay...you want it take it.
Sano: Thank you!
Kasumi: What are you listening to now?
Sano: Don't know. *Puts headphones on*
Kasumi: Sing the song....
Sano: Do I have to?
Kasumi: Pl-ease, for me.
Sano: Well-Ok *Smiles and starts singing* My friend's got a girlfriend Man he hates that bitch He tells me every day He says "man I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way..
Kasumi: that is kinda scary. Sano can sing...
Ed: And good at that! Creepy...
Kasumi: Which is creepier Sano's good singing or the Battosai? *grins*
Ed: I haven't heard him sing yet.
Kasumi: heheh, good one.
Ed: I know. *Smiles*
Kasumi: What time is it? It feels late.
Ed: *Looks at watch* It's only 2:00.
Kasumi: *blink, blink* I see....
Ed: Yup...It's still early. What do you want to do now?
Kasumi: -_- I get up an hour from now...
Ed: I go to sleep in an hour.
Kasumi: How the hell do we ever see each other?
Ed: How do I know!
Kasumi: *Yawns* I didn't expect you to answer.
Ed: Ah well *Yawns* Damn you! You made me yawn!
Kasumi: You over *Yawns* react...*Yawns*
Ed: *Yawns* Stop your making me *yawn* tired.
Kasumi: I am tired *Yawns*
Kasumi: Look at him. He's acting like its still afternoon...
Ed: *Blinks* Who?
Ed: *Blinks again* Oh... *Yawn* I'm so tired now
Kasumi: Good thing Sano's a pillow person.
Ed: Sano's a loser.
Kasumi: He saved your life.
Ed: He did?
Kasumi: Remember ? Kenshin about to kill you, ring a bell?
Ed: *Blinks* Oh yeah...
Kasumi: *Smirks* idiot *Yawns* Sleepy time, *Leans on Sano's shoulder*
Ed: That's a good idea...*Leans on Legato and yawns*
Ed: Must...Stay....Awake...Sleep is for the dead...*Falls asleep*
Legato: Don't worry Master I'll keep you safe during the night
Ed: That's good...*Snores a little*
Sano: *Humming some song*
Kasumi: *Breathing lightly on him*
Kenshin: *Comes in* Landry is down, that it is. *Smiles*
Sano: *Sees Kenshin* What? Why are you smiling like that? *Takes off headphones*
Kenshin: *Points to Kasumi and Ed*
Sano: Oh. I didn't notice. This thing is addictive!
Kenshin: What is?
Sano: *Shows Kenshin Kasumi's headphones*
Kenshin: What is it?
Sano: I don't know, but it has singing coming from it.
Kenshin: Really? *Puts headphones on*
Sano: *Nods head*
Sano: I don't know how to work it...
Kenshin: Strange...But I like, that I do!
Music: *Dies down*
Kenshin: What happened?!?
Sano: Let me see.
Kenshin: *Hands Sano headphones*
Sano: *Looks at it* Hmmm. *Looks at the cord that leads to Kasumi's vest pocket*
Kenshin: Maybe that's it!
Sano: Yeah *Pulls on cord*
Kasumi: *Is jerked a little bit*
Kenshin: Pull it harder!
Sano: Okay, okay. *Tugs harder*
Cord: *Comes lose*
Kenshin: You broke it Sano, that you did!
Sano: I-I didn't mean to! Do you think she'll be mad?
Kenshin: Of course she will! And you can't leave because she is sleeping on you, that she is.
Sano: Ah, damn it! Maybe we can fix it!
Kenshin: I don't know...
Sano: Lets see. It came from her pocket, so what ever it was a attached to must still be in there!
Kenshin: Careful Sano
Sano: *Tries to open the pocket* Why aren't you opening!
Kenshin: Hurry up Sano!!
Kasumi: *starts moaning*
Sano: NO, no, no! *Opens the pocket* Thank you god! *H\Reaches into the pocket* Lets now.
Kasumi: *starts moaning*
Sano: NO, no, no! *Opens the pocket* Thank you god! *Reaches into pocket* Lets see now...
Sano: *Pulls out a red CD player* What is this thing? *Looks at it*
Kenshin: I don't know...
Sano: *Looks between the CD player and the headphones* This doesn't make sense. How do these things go together?
Kenshin: I want to hear that music, that I do!
Sano: *Pushes a button and the lid opens* What I do now?
Kenshin: How do I know?
Sano: Here take it! I'm just making it worst! *Shoves the CD play into Kenshin's hands*
Kenshin: Oro?! *Drops CD player*
CD: *Pops out of the CD player*
Kenshin: *Picks CD up* What's this?
Sano: I don't. Its shaped like disk thinly...
Kenshin: *Pokes CD*
Sano: It's really shiny...
Sano: *Looks at the writing on it* What the hell does this say?
Kenshin: I can't understand it...
Sano: Doesn't look Japanese...
Kenshin: Maybe the girls can read it. Should we wake them up?
Sano: no, we should do that to them...
=8 hours later=
Ed: *Still sleeping* Monkeys...Give me back my sake...
Kasumi: *Gets up and blinks* What's on?
Ed: Sake...*Opens eyes, then closes them* I'm not awake, I'm sleeping.
Kasumi: *Looks at Sano and Kenshin fiddling around with her CD player* what are you guys doin'?
Ed: Oh! What CD is that?
Kasumi: That one you burned on my computer.
Ed: Ah- I got my CD player too. And I brought my Linkin Park CDs.
Kasumi: Sweet. So what are you guys doing?
Sano: Ummmm...It stopped. We tried to fix it, but we couldn't.
Kasumi: The batteries are dead I bet.
Ed: I got some. *Gets up and starts digging through her bag* Double A- Right?
Kasumi: Thanks. Why did you take the CD out?
Kenshin: We didn't know how it worked, that we didn't.
Kasumi: *Sigh* Give me.
Kenshin: *Hands her CD player and CD*
Ed: ** Takes out her CD player and batteries* Kasumi, catch. *Throws*
Kasumi: *Catches Batteries* Alright. *Puts CD inside the player and puts the batteries in also*
Ed: I just changed my a little while ago. *Untangles headphones* Damn things...
Kasumi: Why is my vest opened?
Sano: I was trying to see where that cord went.
Kasumi: Sheesh...*Holds head*
Ed: *Plugs in headphones and presses play* Ahhhh....Sweet music.
Kasumi: I don't know
Ed: *Shrugs and starts humming*
Kasumi: Sleep....*Lays back down on Sano*
Ed: *Looks at Kasumi* Not a bad idea...*Lays on Legato and yawns*
Kasumi: I don't feel like getting up...
Ed: Nope...too early.
Kasumi: Plus Sano's warm, like a bed.
Ed: So is Legato.
Kenshin: I'll go make breakfast now, that I will.
Ed: You do that.
Kenshin: *Goes to the Kitchen*
Ed: Here Legato *Hands him headphones* You can listen to this while I sleep. The band's name is Linkin Park. You'll like them.
Legato: Thank you master. *Takes headphones and puts them on*
Kasumi: Fine *Gets up* Ug! I'm going for a walk. *Walks out*
Legato: Master, you're snoring...very loud.
Ed: Huh? Oh, sorry. *Yawns and goes back to sleep*
Kenshin: I'm almost done with breakfast. *Smiles*
Sano: Good, I'm hungry.
Legato: So am I and I believe master is too.
Kenshin: We're missing one in our party...
Sano: Kasumi went for a walk.
Kenshin: Oh, alright.
Ed: *Growls in sleep* Damn monkey...That's my sake!
Legato: Master please get up, breakfast is ready.
Ed: Wha? *Sits up stretches and yawns* My daddy makes me breakfast...
Legato: If Kenshin is your daddy then yes master.
Ed: Food...*Tries to get up but falls back down* My leg's asleep...*Glares at leg*
Legato: *Picks Ed* I'll carry you master.
Ed: Oh.. Thanks Legato *Smiles at him*
Kenshin: Okay, I'll bring it out. *Goes back into the kitchen*
Sano: What'd you make Kenshin?
Ed: Ooo! Did you put cheese in them?
Kenshin: We can't afford it.
Ed: Awww....That sucks.
Kenshin: I'm sorry.
Ed: Ah well. Do you have juice?
Kenshin: Yes, we're lucky enough to have apple.
Legato: Do you wish to go now master?
Ed: *Yawns* Sure.
Legato: *Takes her to the table.*
Ed: You're so nice Legato- I don't know what I'd do without you!
Kenshin: *Takes eggs and puts them on the table* Here we are.
Ed: This looks great Kenshin!
Kenshin: thank you Ed *smiles*
Ed: Of course!
Legato: Thank you Kenshin.
Sano: Yeah, thanks.
Kenshin: Thank you. *Smiles*
Ed: When's Kasumi coming back?
Kenshin: I don't know. I hope she gets back soon, that I do.
Legato: Maybe she'll die...
Ed: That's not nice Legato...But who cares. LETS EAT!!
Kasumi: *Comes in looking very pale and sits next to Kenshin*
Ed: What's wrong Kasumi?
Kasumi: How could you?
Ed: *Blinks* How could I what?
Kasumi: You left them for dead.
Ed: What are you...Oh yeah! Kaoru and Yahiko! Don't worry, they'll live.
Kasumi: *Shakes head no* No they aren't!
Ed: Yes huh!
Kasumi: They kinda froze to death, and Yahiko is a parts...
Ed: They had heartbeats when I left them. After that-It's not my problem.
Kasumi: I just can't eat now. Kenshin?
Kasumi: Do you want me to bring them back?
Kenshin: You can do that?!?!
Kasumi: Yes, but only if you want me to do that I will.
Kenshin: Of course! Thank You Kasumi-Dono!
Kasumi: Its no big deal. I do it all the time now a days.
Ed: Yeah, she does. She takes all the fun out of murder.
Sano: How can you do that?
Kasumi: *grins* I'm really a demon in human form.
Ed: He's all ready suppositious, and you tell him you're a demon- Smart.
Kasumi: I know.
Ed: Just because we know demons, doesn't mean you can say we are demons- Cause we're not.
Kasumi: I just wanted some fun.
Ed: No need to scare poor Sano. That's my job.
Kasumi: Shut up killer!
Ed: Yep, I'm a killer- Wanna make something of it?
Kasumi: I can if I wish...
Ed: I just want to eat breakfast.
Kasumi: I wanted to know if Kenshin wanted the people you killed back!
Ed: I said it earlier- They were alive when I left them!
Kasumi: They're dead now.
Ed: Weren't before
Kasumi: *Takes out Tensaiga from her left side* Hn!
Ed: Just go bring them back.
Kasumi: *Walks away*
Ed: *Starts eating*
Kenshin: How can you eat when you know people dies from what you did?
Ed: Cause I'm a psycho serial killer. *Takes a bite of eggs*
Kenshin: *Sigh* If that's the way you wish to live. *Starts eating*
Ed: Yup, To each his own. *Takes a sip of juice*
Kasumi: *Sigh* I hate her so much...*Glares at a dead Kaoru* You know that?! I hate you!
Kasumi: *Kicks Kaoru* I'm only bringing you back because of Kenshin-sama! *Hits her with the Tensaiga*
Kaoru: *Pops up* AHHHHH!!!!
Kasumi: *Eyes flash* Errrrrr, shut up bitch! *Smacks Kaoru*
Kaoru: What happened?
Kasumi: You when to hell and back! Is that good enough for you?!
Kaoru: All I remember was that girl attacking us then...nothing.
Kasumi: You died!
Kaoru: I did?!?
Kasumi: Yes, like Yahiko is still.
Kaoru: He is? *Looks at Yahiko* OH GOD!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?!?!
Kasumi: *Eyes flash again* What the hell do you think happened?!?! *Kicks Kaoru*
Kaoru: Ow! Why did she kill us? And where are Yahiko's legs?
Kasumi: His legs are over there. The reason why Ed did this is because what happens...this is why I hate you.
Kaoru: Hate me? What did I do?
Kasumi: Its not what you did but rather what you're going to do... *Strikes Yahiko*
Yahiko: AHHHH! HELP ME!
Kaoru: What am I going to do?
Kasumi: I don't wish to think about it. *Turns her head*
Kaoru: What I do!?!?
Kasumi: Why the hell should I tell you?
Kasumi: It involves Kenshin, if that helps you understand....
Kaoru: No it doesn't!
Kasumi: Use your brain. I doubt you have one, but I'm sure you can think of something!
Kasumi: Hey what?! *Puts Tensaiga back into it sheath*
Kaoru: I have a brain!
Yahiko: Where are my legs?!?!?!
Kasumi: *Looks at Yahiko* Oh yeah you might need those... *Looks around* AH! Here! *Hands Yahiko back his legs*
Yahiko: My legs! *Starts crying*
Kasumi: Just pull yourself back together!
Yahiko: How the hell do I do that?!?
Kasumi: You're such a dumb little piece of crap. No wonder you're her student!
Kasumi: It's all true!
Yahiko and Kaoru: Is not!!
Kasumi: You know I can just kill you again!
Yahiko: Once is enough for me! *Shivers*
Kasumi: Really? I thought you'd like another shot at it! *Puts hand on Tetsusaiga *
Yahiko: NO!! DON'T KILL ME!!!
Kasumi: *Smirks* Why?
Yahiko: One horrible death is enough!
Kasumi: Damn...Oh well, Kaoru is gone!
Kaoru: What I do?!?!
Kasumi: *Takes out Tetsusaiga and starts hacking into Kaoru* Die, die, die, die, die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yahiko: I'M FREE!!
Kasumi: *Chops Yahiko's head off* Now what?!
Kasumi: *Blood gets all over her and goes back to normal* What the? Oh right! Bring them back! Wow Ed did a brutal job here. *Takes out Tensaiga and brings back both of them*
Kaoru: What I do?!?!
Kasumi: *Smiles* Are you two okay? Ed kinda killed you last night so things may feel a bit weird.
Kaoru: And you just killed us now!!
Yahiko: Let it go Kaoru!! I don't wanna die again!!!
Kasumi: O-kay...but Ed isn't outside, she's inside.
Kaoru: *Stands up* You're going to pay for this!! *Runs inside*
Yahiko: BUT I HAVE NO LEGS!!!
Kasumi: *Goes down* Don't worry, I'll help ya! *Puts Yahiko's legs back on* There ya go. *Smiles*
Yahiko: *Jumps up* Yay! Thanks! Now to go get revenge!! *Hugs Kasumi then runs off*
Kasumi: Cute kid... *Gets up*
Ed: These eggs are real good Kenshin!
Kaoru: Kenshin help!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: What's wrong?
Kaoru: she's out there with Yahiko still! She's going to kill us!
Ed: Ha-Kasumi doesn't kill! I'm the killer!
Kaoru: Yes she is! She's evil!
Ed: I'm evil- She's the nice one.
Kaoru: We have to get out of here! She wants our heads! *Tries to put Kenshin up*
Ed: No! I'M the one who wants to kill you all! Get it straight!
Kaoru: She's the one who can bring you back and just kill you again! Kenshin you have to stop her!
Ed: No- She's the one that brings back my murder victims! Man, have you got it backwards!
Kasumi: *Comes up behind Sano* H-ello
Ed: Hey Kasumi! How goes things?
Kasumi: Yahiko needed help with his legs and I got blood on me.
Ed: Oh yeah! I cut off his legs, didn't I?
Kasumi: Yeah and his head was off too. You must have been pissed!
Ed: I didn't...Oh yeah. Yeah sure I did. *Sighs* I cut of his head. And yes, I was pissed.
Kaoru: NO! She did it! Kenshin don't let her act fool you!
Ed: *Smacks Kaoru* Shut your damn mouth!
Kasumi: Ed leave her be!
Ed: I thought you hated her?
Kasumi: That's mean....to say out loud
Kenshin: Where is Yahiko?
Ed: Yeah! Where is the little squirt?
Kaoru: You killed him!
Ed: I know that! But Kasumi brought him back.
Kaoru: Then she killed him and brought again! Kenshin, do something! *Shakes Kenshin*
Ed: *Whispers to Kaoru* You'll shut your mouth if you know
Kenshin: Calm down. It'll be ok, that it will.
Kasumi: *Smirks* Yes Kenshin-sama is right. Heh, I think you're over reacting.
Kaoru: Am Not!!
Kasumi: You're over reacting. Death can do that to ya. *Grins evilly*
Kaoru: Keep her away!
Kenshin: Kaoru-Dono, she isn't going to hurt you, that she wouldn't.
Kaoru: Yes she would! She just did!
Kenshin: Please Kaoru-Dono, she wouldn't hurt fly, that she wouldn't. *Smiles*
Kasumi: Ohh, Ya don't trust me. I'm deeply hurt!
Ed: Damn you Kaoru! I'll kick your ass!!
Kasumi: *Eyes flash at Kaoru* You need to learn to be more trusting.
Kaoru: You need to control yourself! *Looks at Ed* And you too!
Kasumi: And some people need to keep their legs closed.
Kaoru: Gasp! How dare you!
Kasumi: So you adamant it?
Kaoru: NO! I deny it!
Kasumi: Don't worry. I know girls like you. Like Kikyo. Would you like to meet Kikyo? *Smirks*
Ed: Yeah! You wanna meet Kikyo? *Smiles Wickedly*
Kasumi: *Growls a bit* I'm sure she'd like to meet you. You two have so much in common!
Ed: *Grabs her bag and starts digging* Where is that bitch?
Sano: She's in your bag?
Kenshin: What are you two trying to pull?
Ed: Yeah my bag's magic and-Ow! *Pulls hand out* The bitch bit me!
Kasumi: GIVE ME THAT! *Takes the endless bag of...stuff* Hn, you just can't handle her! That's why she's going on my wall!
Ed: Hey! I can handle her! I mean, she doesn't have arms or legs any more! She just took me by surprise!
Sano: What?! *Backs away*
Ed: Hey! She deserves every thing she gets! Every one hates her. Except for Inu-Yash, but he doesn't count.
Kasumi: okay if you don't want to meet Kikyo, then I want to do something else...
Ed: What are you going to do?
Kasumi: We're finding a cop...
Ed: A cop? Are you talking about who I think you're talking about?
Sano: Who are you guys trying to find?
Kasumi: Someone you think died...
Ed: *Elbows her* Sush! They don't need to know what we know!
Kenshin: *Gasp* Saitou is still alive!
Kasumi: Alive and kicking.
Ed: Gah! We shouldn't be telling them this!
Kasumi: So what? You shouldn't of killed Knives.
Ed: How many times do I have to tell you that it was an accident?!?! I was drunk!
Sano: S-so that means that I can have my rematch!
Ed: Can we say "One track mind"?
Kasumi: Sano you're gonna lose by the way.
Sano: I am not!
Kasumi: Y-eah ya are!
Sano: No! I'm gonna win!
Kasumi: Know for a fact you lose!
Sano: No you don't!
Kasumi: *Sigh* Yes I do
Ed: *Puts a hand on Sano's shoulder* Just let it go. You're not going to win.
Kasumi: Yeah cause I'm pretty sure.
Sano: You can all go to hell-I'm going to win!
Kasumi: Its true as Kenshin killing his first wife. Whoops, I didn't just say that.
Ed: KASUMI! You weren't suppose to say that!!
Kenshin: How do you know that?!?!
Ed: *Gets all dark* We know all.
Kasumi: Yeah I know all about what happened...
Ed: *Raises hand* So do I!
Kaoru: You had a wife?!
Kaoru: How did you kill her?
Ed: I read it was an accident.
Kasumi: Yeah and she gave him one of his scars too.
Ed: Yup! Her name was Tamoe! *Smiles*
Kenshin: Oh God *Starts crying*
Kasumi: I think we should go now.
Ed: Yeah...We made the poor guy cry!
Kasumi: That's low, even for you. *Holds Kenshin* It will be okay Kenshin- sama.
Ed: WHAT! Don't pin this on me! You started the conversation in the first place!
Kasumi: I know and I'm sorry. Kenshin-sama ya gonna be okay?
Kenshin: I-I think so. Thank you Kasumi. *Smiles*
Kasumi: Your welcome *Rubs Kenshin's back* It will be okay. I problems you that.
Kenshin: *Nods* Your very kind Kasumi-Dono, that you are.
Kasumi: Okay then. *Lets go* I'll be going now. If you need to talk I'll be here for you.
Kenshin: I appreciate it, that I do.
Ed: Are you two quite finished?
Kenshin: I need to do the laundry again, that I do.
Kasumi: We have work to do. I want a couple things from people.
Ed: Thank you! Oh wait! *Grabs Kenshin's sword* Thank you!
Kasumi: MINE! *Grabs it from Ed*
Ed: Keep it- It can't kill, I don't want it.
Kenshin: I need that...
Ed: *Gives him a buck* Here- That's all I have after the arcade and Rin. Buy yourself a new one.
Kasumi: Oi, here *Hands him his sword* Keep it for now.
Ed: But I gave him my last buck!
Ed: Those aren't even thought of yet.
Sano: So you guys are leaving?
Kasumi: For now, but we'll be back.
Ed: And that's your only warning!
Kasumi: It was nice knowin' ya *Hugs Sano*
Ed: We're coming back.
Kasumi: I have to hug him good-bye!
Ed: But you act like we're leaving for good or he's going to die.
Kasumi: meh stuff happens.
Ed: Yeah...stuff. *Smiles wickedly at Sano*
Sano: You can let go now...
Kasumi: Okay *Lets go* Off we go. See ya!
Ed: Ready to go Legato?
Legato: Yes master. *Gets up*
Ed: Good. Let's rock and roll!
Kasumi: Hee hee, I can't wait!
Ed: Yeah! Lets cause mayhem!
Kaoru: Yeah, yeah get the hell out of my dojo!
Ed: So rude... *Sticks out her tongue*
Kasumi: Triangle man! *Smiles*
Ed: Not that again.
Ed: Nothing. It's an inside joke.
Kasumi: See ya person man! See ya Particle man!
Ed: Oh god. Lets go Legato. *Walks off*
Kasumi: Bye bye! *Disappears*
Kenshin: That was strange, that it was.
Sano: How did she do that?
Kenshin: Who knows. *Sighs* I need to do laundry, that I do.
Kaoru: I hate them!
Sano: They're not that bad. Except for the crazy on.
Kaoru: You like them?!
Sano: Yeah. Like I said- They weren't that bad.
Kaoru: That's only because you slept with one.
Sano: I did not!!
Kaoru: That's not what Magumi said!
Sano: She's a liar!!
Kaoru: She's spreading it like wildfire then. Everyone in town knows.
Sano: WHAT!! It's not true! How'd she know anyway?!?
Kaoru: She saw Kasumi with your clothes.
Sano: That doesn't mean anything!
Kaoru: She heard you left with her to your place.
Sano: So? That doesn't mean anything either!
Kaoru: Its pretty convincing.
Sano: So? There's no proof.
Kaoru: So you got drunk, left with her to your place and gave her your clothes and nothing happened?
Kaoru: I doubt it! What would stop you?
Sano: *Blushes* She is a virgin.
Kaoru: That's what stopped you?! So you went gentle and just do some foreplay?
Sano: N-NO! I asked!!
Kaoru: Well everyone thinks you had sex with her.
Sano: WELL I DIDN'T!
Kaoru: Sure you didn't Sano....
Sano: Do you have any proof?
Kaoru: Do you have any proof that you didn't?
Sano: I have my word and hers!
Kaoru: Sure, I'm going into town to talk with Magumi.
Sano: Go then!!
Kaoru: Fine! I'll tell everyone you raped a virgin! *Runs off*
Sano: I did not!! *Runs after Kaoru*
=Somewhere in town=
Saitou: *Walking around paroling *
Ed: *Points to Saito*There he is!
Saito: *Looks at Ed* What do you need?
Ed: *Runs up and hugs him*
Saitou: Take your hands off me now or I'll have you arrested!
Ed: You have no idea how happy I was when I found out you weren't dead! You shouldn't do that to people!
Saitou: Who are you woman?!
Ed: *Lets go and smiles* I am Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tiruvsky the 4th!
Saitou: A European visitor....great.
Ed: I'm not from Europe!
Saitou: You sound it. Now please leave me alone, I'm on duty.
Ed: Awww! You're no fun! Should loosen up once and a while. How's about you and me go for some sake? It'll be fun!
Saitou: I don't wish to drink.
Ed: Come on! Afraid you'll have fun or something? *Grabs his hand and starts dragging him* Lets go to the Acabecko and get some sake!
Saitou: Let go! *Goes for his sword* Hey its gone!
Kasumi: *Sitting on a roof* Wow, this is nice!
Ed: Lets go! *Drags*
Saitou: Get off that roof now damn it! You stop dragging me!
Kasumi: Don't feel like it.
Ed: Same for me! You and I are going to have sake!
Saitou: Swings Ed into a wall* You're under arrest!
Ed: Ow! Stop that!
Saitou: Twists Ed's arm a bit* You have the right to remain silent.
Kasumi: That isn't happening in this lifetime
Saitou: Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Kasumi: Say cheese! *Takes picture*
Ed: Ow!! Come on! Stop!! I didn't do anything!! And that flash hurt Kasumi!
Saitou: AH! My eyes! *Lets go of Ed*
Ed: You bastard! *Punches Saitou in the face*Rubs shoulder* That hurt!
Saitou: Damn it! *Rubs eyes*
Kasumi: Sorry my bad!
Ed: Good going Kasumi! Now I'm going to get arrested!
Saitou: Both of you are under arrest!
Ed: *Grabs Saitou* Run while you can Kasumi!!
Kasumi: He couldn't catch me if he wanted.
Ed: Just run damnit!
Kasumi: Whatever *Disappears*
Saitou: *Elbows Ed in the face*
Ed: *Lets go and holds face* Oww!!
Saitou: *Punches Ed In the stomach*
Ed: *Falls to the ground and holds stomach* Damn you!
Saitou: *Turns Ed on her stomach and Handcuff's her*
Ed: Great...Now I'm arrested. I knew this would happen one day. And I have one thing to say to you Saitou-Screw you and go to hell!
Saitou: That's nice to know...*Takes Ed off the ground*
Ed: Your going to pay for this. If not my friend or my minion will come for me.
Kasumi: I wonder which way is it to Kyoto?
=Back with Saitou and Ed=
Ed: I really hate you now. I just wanted to go for some sake, and that's a crime?
Saitou: No, but assaulting a police officer while on duty!
Ed: I was provoked!
Ed: I...just was!
Saitou: Come on!
Ed: You can't make me!
Saitou: I think I am now *Pushes ed along*
Ed: Nooo!!! *Pushes Saitou with her shoulder and tries to run away*
Saitou: *Trips her with his foot*
Ed: *Falls* I hate you so much it hurts. *Starts crawling*
Saitou: *Steps on Ed's back*
Ed: Ah! Let me go!!
Kasumi: *Appears* Hey which way to Kyoto?
Ed: Kasumi! What the hell! I told you to run! And I think it's to the east!
Kasumi: Oh. Do you need help?
Ed: I'll be fine. I'm just going to prison for a little while. Don't worry- We both knew this would happen one day. Just run!
Kasumi: I Can help!
Saitou: You can't be wearing those swords out in public!
Saitou: Now you're under arrest!
Ed: Damn it! Run!!
Kasumi: No I'm not...
Saitou: Yes you are! *Walks towards Kasumi*
Kasumi: *Takes out Haruko's guitar* Try me!
Saitou: What the hell is that?
Kasumi: *Starts playing it* A guitar from an alien world.
Saitou: I'll go easy on you if you come quietly.
Ed: Doomed...Doomed...We are all doomed.
Kasumi: So how's your wife doin'?
Saitou: She's fine...How did you know I was married?
Ed: *Gets all dark* We know all!
Kasumi: Any requests?
Saitou: Yes- Come quietly and peacefully and you will get out of jail much sooner than your friend here.
Kasumi: Why can't we be friends?
Saitou: It's not in my job description.
Kasumi: Can't we all get along?
Kasumi: Don't stay
Saitou: Now please don't make me use force.
Kasumi: Why can't you get a job?
Saitou: I have a job.
Kasumi: Can't you take me to funky town?
Saitou: What the hell are you talking about?!?
Ed: Gonna run away, gonna runaway...Sorry. Linkin Park rule and I got that song stuck in my head.
Kasumi: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Ed: Coconuts are good!
Kasumi: Rock you like a hurricane
Ed: Enough songs Kasumi!
Kasumi: Pick one!
Saitou: How about none?
Kasumi: Ummm.....Nowhere man?
Saitou: Are you talking to me?
Kasumi: I um...
Guitar: *Hilt shots a blast destroying a couple buildings in that direction*
Saitou: Now you're in real trouble!!
Kasumi: It wasn't me it was the guitar!
Kasumi: Um I can't
Ed: Why not?
Kasumi: I can't do that. It wouldn't be right.
Ed: Fine then! Be stupid and get arrested!
Kasumi: Yes this is coming from the one on the ground
Ed: Oh shut up! *Tries to crawl away again*
Kasumi: Hn, so what ya gonna do now Saitou?
Saitou: *Steps on Ed again* I'm arresting you both.
Ed: Damn you! Rot in hell!
Kasumi: I'm sorry that can't happen...
Saitou: And why not?
Kasumi: Because you're knocked out...
Saitou: No I'm not.
Kasumi: *Thwacks Saitou with Haruko's Guitar*
Saitou: *Knocked out*
Ed: I'm free! Kinda!
Kasumi: *Rolls Saitou off Ed* There ya go!
Ed: Now help me up!
Kasumi: *Gives Ed a hand*
Ed: Thanks...Where the hell was Legato through all this?!?
Legato: I don't care!
Woman: But it's that latest brand!
Legato: leave me be!
=Ed and Kasumi=
Kasumi: I don't know.
Ed: *Sighs* We should go find him.
Kasumi: okay, but do you think we should help Saitou?
Ed: Nah- Leave the jerk be.
Ed: Before we go find Legato, Could you get these damn handcuffs off?
Kasumi: *Goes into Saitou's pockets and takes out his keys* Wow so many shiny keys...
Ed: Just get these things off me!
Kasumi: Okay.... *Tries one key* nope *Tries another one* Not this one either...
Ed: This is going to take all day!
Kasumi: You got someplace to go?
Ed: I want to find my minion- He might be in trouble.
Kasumi: What's the worst that can happen?
Ed: Well, he could start killing people or doing stuff with his mind powers.
Kasumi: Big deal....
Ed: Just me out of these! You know how weird it would be if I started walking though the town like this?
Kasumi: It would be a good look for you.
Ed: Would not! What makes you think that?
Kasumi: You're a psycho. It fits like that.
Ed: Yeah, yeah- Just take them off!
Kasumi: Nope not this key I guess. *Tries another Key* nope, no go.
Ed: Oh god...You know what? Screw it! Just take the keys and we'll do it later.
Kasumi: okay then. *Stuff Keys in her pocket*
Ed: Now lets go find my minion!
Ed and Kasumi: *Go off to find Legato*
=Someplace in Town=
Ed: Legato! Where are you?!?!
People: *Looks at Ed*
Ed: What?! Go about your business!
People: *Looked away terrified*
Ed: That's right! Legato! Where are you?
Kasumi: I guess he isn't in this part of town...
Ed: I'll find him even if it kills me!
Kasumi: Come on if we're gonna find Gato-Chan we have to think like Gato- Chan
Ed: Think like him? If I were him, I'd go get food!
Kasumi: And where do we get food?
Ed: The Acabecko!
Kasumi: *Points ahead* To the Acabecko!
Ed: Yay! Sake and food! *Runs off*
Kasumi: Oi, one track mind. *Goes after Ed*
=At The Acabecko=
Ed: *Comes* Food and sake! And has anyone seen my minion Legato?
Legato: *Sitting at a table* Master I'm over here!
Ed: Yay! *Runs over to table* I'd hug you, but
Legato: I understand master *Looks at the handcuffs on Ed's wrists*
Kasumi: Ed everyone is looking at me weirdly...
Ed: Whys that? *Glares at people* Mind your own damn business!
People: *Turn away whispering*
Kasumi: *Blushes and walks to the table* Why are they talking?
Ed: *Glares at people* Just cause I'm handcuffed don't mean I can't all your asses!
Tae: *Comes over and hugs Kasumi* I'm sorry you poor thing. I'll get you guys anything you want, on the house.
Ed: *Thinks* Hey! This could work to our advantage! *End thinking* Sake and rice balls!
Kasumi: Um thanks. I'd like yakisoba and geozi.
Tae: yes anything for you. *Goes off looking like she's about to cry*
Ed: *Laughs like a maniac*
Kasumi: What's up with her?
Legato: I don't know...
Kasumi: She looked like she was giving me pity.
Ed: *Smiles* Hey! Where's my food?!
Tae: Here's the sake and everything else will be out soon. *Puts the sake on the table*
Ed: All right! *Stares at sake* How the hell am I supposed to drink?!?! I can't lift the jug if I can't use my hands! Damn Saitou!
Kasumi: You really don't need to drink.
Ed: Yes I do!!
Kasumi: *Takes keys out* Lets try this again
Ed: All right, but make it quick!
Kasumi: *Takes the smallest one* Here we go! *Unlocks the handcuffs*
Ed: Thank god! *Rubs wrist* I didn't really mind him cuffing me, but did Saitou have do be so rough?
Kasumi: He's a rough guy. I wonder how the hell he got married.
Ed: Yeah... *Grabs sake and chugs*
Kasumi: *Takes a sip* So, why is Tae-san being so nice to me?
Ed: Don't worry about it. *Holds sake bottle to Legato* Have some!
Legato: I don't think it's a good idea if I had some.
Ed: Why not? Sake's good.
Legato: Someone here needs to keep a leveled head.
Ed: Kasumi can do that!
Kasumi: I can?
Legato: She can?!
Ed: Yeah! Let her take care of things while you and me can get drunk! So come on Legato! Have some fun!!
Legato: Yes master *Takes a big gulp*
Ed: Yeah! I've got a new drinking buddy!
Kasumi: *Sigh* I never get drunk...
Tae: I'm back with your Geozi sweet heart.
Kasumi: okay what are you treating me like this?!
Tae: I'm just trying to be nice.
Kasumi: but you hugged me...
Ed: Let it go Kasumi! We get free food and drinks!
Kasumi: And called me sweet heart
Ed: Just forget it Kasumi!
Kasumi: *Covers Ed's mouth* Well?
Tae: Ummm... I have to serve other people. Enjoy your food! *Walks away*
Kasumi: Ug, I hate people...
Ed: *Takes Kasumi's hand off her mouth* Yeah! That's why I'm gonna rule the world and kill them all!!
Kasumi: yes Ed...
Ed: Uh! *Grabs sake bottle and chugs*
Magumi: I still can't believe it *Laughs*
Ed: What are you laughing at?
Magumi: *Sees Ed and Kasumi* Oh hello you two.
Ed: HI!! *Waves hello*
Kasumi: Hey. *smiles*
Magumi: How are you Kasumi? I heard about your horrible episode with Sano.
Ed: Horrible...What did Sano do again? Legato and me are a bit drunk.
Magumi: What happened last night. Kaoru told me. No one should have that happen to them.
Ed: Oh yeah...I still have to kill Sano!
Kasumi: What do you mean?
Magumi: About him raping you last night. I never would have thought Sano would do that.
Ed: O.O Rape?!?!
Kasumi: Rape? Doesn't that involve *Gulp* ...stuff.
Ed: I'm gonna kill Sano! *Stands up* Wanna help Legato?
Kasumi: But he never touched me like that...
Ed: I'm gonna go murder Sano! *Tries to walk, but trips*
Magumi: What do you mean he never touched you?
Kasumi: He didn't touch me like that.
Magumi: Are you sure?
Kasumi: Yes, I'm pretty sure.
Magumi: Kaoru was the one saying that. Why would she lie?
Kasumi: Because she's a lair
Magumi: Damn it! Kaoru's going to pay!
Kasumi: I think she trashed Sano's reputation pretty bad.
Ed: Oh well... Lets drink!
Kasumi: That just drags me down with him.
Magumi: I'm sorry
Ed: Don't worry! I mean, it's not like we're staying here!
Kasumi: True, but....
Ed: Oh well. Damages been done. I'm gonna get drunk. *Chugs sake*
Kasumi: What would Hiei do? *Thinks*
Ed: Yeah...or Kurama.
Kasumi: Magumi do you know where Kaoru is?
Ed: Yeah! We can kill her too!
Kasumi: *Eyes flash* I'll allow it
Ed: Yay!! Murder!
Kasumi: *Puts Vash's glasses on* I'm gonna kill her.
Ed: And I'm gonna kill Sano for no real reason at all! *Smiles*
Kasumi: Ah, but why? There aren't enough hot guys out there.
Ed: What's that suppose to mean?
Kasumi: He's hot
Ed: He is not!
Kasumi: Is too, so is Kenshin.
Ed: Not really.
Kasumi: you can kill Yahiko
Ed: That'll do!
Magumi: You can't kill people!
Kasumi: yes I can! *Gets up* Come on guys.
Ed: Killing is fun!
Magumi: I will not let you do this.
Kasumi: Do as you wish
Ed: Don't make me hurt you.
Kasumi: Ed you know she can't do anything.
Kasumi: Don't waste your energy on her.
Ed: Fine then.
Kasumi: *walks out*
Ed: *Grabs sake and follows*
Legato: *Drunkenly* I'm coming *Fallows*
=At the Dojo=
Ed: We're BACK!!!!
Kasumi: with avenges!
Ed: Yeah! *Drinks the last of her sake* DAMN! *Throws jug on the ground*
Yahiko: You're back.
Ed: Damn straight!
Kaoru: You guys are back already?
Kasumi: *Walks up to Kaoru and slaps her in the face* This means war bitch!
Kaoru: Ow! What was that for?!?!?
Kasumi: *Pushes her back* You have some balls to talk now!
Ed: No she doesn't.
Kasumi: *Eyes flash through glasses* Shut up damn it!
Ed: What I do?
Kasumi: Don't talk you bring yourself down. As for you! *Kicks Kaoru in the face* I hope you like feeding the worms!
Kaoru: Please stop! What did I do!
Kasumi: Hn, you know what you did.
Kaoru: Not really...
Kasumi: About Sano and me!
Kaoru: Oh that!
Kasumi: Yeah THAT!
Kaoru: Sano deserved his reputation broke!
Kasumi: Yes and so does you nose!
Kasumi: Why did ya do it to Sano?
Kaoru: HE DESERVED IT!
Kasumi: *Smacks Kaoru and pulls her up by her neck*
Ed: Go Kasumi!
Kaoru: Please stop!
Kasumi: *Throws Kaoru at the dojo*
Kaoru: *Flies through a wall*
Kenshin: Kaoru-Dono! What's going on?! *Sees Kasumi* Kasumi-Dono, what's going on here?!
Ed: Kasumi's kicking Kaoru's ass!
Kasumi: *Smirks* Kenshin, Kenshin, Kenshin move now if you don't want to get hurt!
Ed: Kaoru's been spreading rumors!
Sano: That's nuts!
Ed: Yeah! And so am I !!
Kasumi: *Runs over and jumps on Kaoru*
Kaoru: Please get off! I'm sorry!
Kasumi: *Twists her foot* Hn!
Kaoru: *Screams in pain*
Kasumi:*Jumps off* What's wrong? Can't ya handle a little pain?!
Kaoru: I'm sorry!
Kasumi: Well bitch?
Kaoru: Yes! And I'm sorry!
Kasumi: I don't think that's good enough!
Kaoru: Please! I'm sorry! I'll never spread rumors again!
Kasumi: *Kicks Kaoru*
Kaoru: *Starts crying*
Sano: Stop it you're hurting her!
Ed: And that's a problem how?
Kenshin: Kasumi-dono! Please stop!
Kenshin: And why not?
Kasumi: *Lowers Vash's glasses* Because she deserves to die!
Kenshin: Why Kasumi-dono?!?!
Kasumi: *Smacks Kenshin*
Ed: Sweet! Kasumi's gone in her "Blank out" mode!
Sano: Kenshin! Kasumi stop it!
Kasumi: *Smirks* Nope.
Ed: If I were you Sano, I'd shut my mouth and stand to the side. She won't mess with you if you don't draw attention to yourself.
Kasumi: Ah, but don't ya want to play too Sano?
Sano: N-no. That's ok.
Kasumi: Too bad...*starts walking to Sano*
Sano: *Backs away*
Kasumi: Don't run you only make it worse
Sano: What I do!?!
Kasumi: *Jumps on top of Sano* I don't know...What did you do?
Kasumi: So you don't want to play? *Plays with Sano's hair*
Kasumi: *Leans down to Sano's face* Wrong answer.
Kasumi: What should I do now Sano? Is there anything you want?
Sano: Not really...
Kasumi: *Gets off Sano* Fine, back to the bitch
Sano: *Sighs in relief*
Kasumi: *Goes over to Kaoru* What am I going to do with you?
Kaoru: How about nothing?
Kasumi: That may work for Sano, but not for you!
Kasumi: You want a gun or a sword to end your life?
Kasumi: What is with you people and the "none of the above" option?!
Ed: It's their way of trying to weasel out of their enviable death,
Kasumi: *Takes Saitou's sword out* That's so stupid!
Kasumi: *Starts Laughing* You have the funniest look on your face.
Ed: Nice knowing you Kaoru- Well, not really...
Kenshin: *Pushes Kasumi down*
Ed: This is a real good show! *Claps hands then looks around* Where's Legato?
Legato:*Sitting on the ground smiling*
Ed: Legato- You ok?
Ed: *Smile likes an idiot* Yeah...
Kasumi: Get off me Kenshin-sama!!!!!!!!! *Jerks around under Kenshin*
Kenshin: I can't Kasumi-dono, that I can't.
Ed: *Looks to Legato* Should we help?
Legato: Look at the blobs fighting, hahah.
Ed: I'll take that as a no...*Leans on Legato's shoulder* Now I'm tired. Drank too much...
Kasumi: Get off!
Kasumi: Why are you so heavy? How are you taller then me? I'm 5' 7 for crying out loud. You always seemed shorter.
Kenshin: Oh well Kasumi-dono.
Ed: I'm 5'6!
Kasumi: *Growls* Do something or get off!
Kenshin: I'm going to keep you here until you calm down.
Kasumi: You are in for a long ass stay then! *Starts rocking around harder*
Kenshin: *Holds tighter*
Kasumi: Stop it and let me kill her!
Kenshin: I can't let you do that, that I can't.
Kasumi: Sure ya can! Just let me GO!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: *Shakes his head* No
Kasumi: When did you become so strong?
Kenshin: I've always been strong, that I have.
Kasumi: Are you wearing a cup?
Kenshin: A what?
Ed: That's wrong Kasumi!
Kasumi: So? I'll kick him and boom I'm free!
Ed: No! Boom he'll be pissed!
Kasumi: He would not be mad if I kicked him in the balls. He'd just be in a lot of pain!
Kenshin: 0.o What?
Kasumi: *Moves harder* Off!
Kenshin: Please Kasumi-dono! Calm down! I beg you, that I do!
Kasumi: *Blinks* Is he a dot or is he a speck?
Kasumi: When he's under water does he get wet or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows particle man.
Kenshin: I don't understand Kasumi-dono, that I do not.
Kasumi: It doesn't make sense ...UNLESS YOU GET OFF ME!!!!!!
Kenshin: I can't.
Kasumi: *Gets an arm free* Ha! Freedom!
Kasumi: *Tries to push Kenshin off* Damn upper body strength
Kenshin: *Pins her arm to the ground*
Kasumi: *Bucks her hips* NO!
Kenshin: *Holds tighter*
Kasumi: *Stops* What right do you have to keep me down?!
Kenshin: To keep you from hurting people.
Kasumi: I don't want to hurt people! I wan to hurt Kaoru!
Kenshin: She's people, that she is!
Kasumi: That's what Vash-sama would say....well if you take the "that she is" part out.
Kenshin: Who's that?
Kasumi: I'm wearing his sunglasses too. I feel like I'm letting him down...
Kenshin: Letting him down?
Kasumi: Because he says killing is wrong.
Kenshin: He's right, that he is.
Kasumi: But Hiei would take revenge and make Kaoru suffer.
Kenshin: Who do you believe is right?
Kasumi: I don't know. I'm pissed and Hiei makes more sense right now.
Kenshin: Well killing is wrong, that it is.
Ed: Go for the jugular Kasumi!
Kasumi: I love Hiei, but Vash all so makes sense...
Kenshin: I would go with Vash, that I would.
Kasumi: Whom do I listen to? The guy who has a gun, but doesn't kill, the little fire demon I love, or the guy who has a sword, but wouldn't kill.
Kasumi: Can I have a lifeline?
Kenshin: A what?
Ed: Ooo! *Raises hand* Phone a friend!! Phone a friend!!
Kasumi: I'm gonna phone a friend. Um Ed, what's the answer? A-Vash, B-Hiei, or C-Kenshin?
Ed: B! Murder and Mayhem! *Stops and thinks* Murder might be bad...She'll blank out and may kill Legato and me! * End thinking* Never mind! A-Vash!
Kasumi: *Rolls over so she's on top* I win!
Kenshin: How did you do that?
Kasumi: I could have do that a while ago, just was too mad to do it.
Kenshin: Oh. Can you get off me?
Kasumi: Nope. *Takes hair down* Not now anyway.
Kasumi: *Grins* You'll see soon enough Kenshin-sama. *Reaches into her pocket*
Kenshin: What are you doing?
Kenshin: *Looks scared*
Kasumi: I'm gonna play with you, all day long...
Kasumi: Found them! *Takes out Saitou's handcuffs*
Kenshin: What are you doing with that?
Kasumi: What do you think? *Smirks*
Kenshin: O.O Someone help me!
Kasumi: *Ties Kenshin's hands together with one ribbon and handcuffs his feet*
Kenshin: Let me go please!
Kasumi: *Takes one of her ribbons and gags Kenshin with it* I don't need you yelling!
Ed: Kasumi- What the hell are you doing?!?!
Kasumi: Making sure he doesn't yell while I kill Kaoru.
Kenshin: *Struggles and says something*
Ed: Ok Kasumi. Just out of respect for Kenshin, don't do it in front of him.
Kasumi: What you think I was gonna do?
Ed: *Laughs nervously* Nothing! Just take Kaoru someplace and kill her!
Kasumi: Man killing people is a lot of work!
Ed: Once you get used to it, not really.
Kasumi: *Throws Kenshin to Sano* Take care of him for me.
Sano: *Catches* Okay.
Kasumi: *Looks at Kenshin*
Kenshin: *Struggling to get out of his bindings*
Kasumi: *Blinks a couple times* Where am I?
Ed: End of "blank out"!!
Kasumi: What are you talking about? Weren't we in the Acabecko?
Ed: Just forget about it Kasumi. Hey! I wonder if Saitou regained consciousness? *Laughs* Probably not.
Kasumi: My rat's nest is down. Where's my ribbons?
Ed: You tied Kenshin with them.
Kasumi; *Looks at Kenshin* Kenshin-sama! Are you okay?!
Kenshin: *Stares at her*
Kasumi: *Runs over to him and takes out his gag/her ribbon* What happened?
Kenshin: You had what Ed called a "Blank out"
Kasumi: -_- Not that again! I don't have black outs!
Ed: Just forget it Kasumi.
Kasumi: Ew its wet!
Ed: You did put it in his mouth.
Kasumi: I know it was in his mouth but Ew.
Ed: *sighs and shakes head*
Kasumi: *Unties Kenshin's wrists*
Kenshin: Thank you Kasumi-dono.
Kasumi: *Frowns* Your welcome. *Looks at his feet* The handcuffs?
Kenshin: Yes. You did that as well, that you did.
Ed: Remember that it was the small key Kasumi!
Kasumi: I'm sorry Kenshin-sama! I'm such a bad person!
Kenshin: It is ok, that it is. *Smiles*
Kasumi: *Starts crying*
Kenshin: It would be nice if I could walk, that it would.
Kasumi: *Takes out keys and hands them to Kenshin*
Kenshin: Thank you *Uncuffs himself and hands keys back to Kasumi*
Kasumi: Oh Kenshin-sama! *Buries her face on his chest*
Kenshin: It's ok, that it is.
Kasumi: I think I did a bad thing.
Kenshin: Nothing too bad Kasumi-Dono
Kasumi: Did I hurt anyone?
Kenshin: You only hit Kaoru and pushed Sano to the ground, that you did.
Kasumi: I-I did? I feel like something bad is gonna happen now...
Saitou: *Comes from nowhere and tackles Ed to the ground* I finally found you! You're under arrest!
Kasumi: AH! He's found us!
Ed: Get off me! I didn't do anything!
Kasumi: True you didn't really, but you did insult an officer.
Ed: The bastard deserved it!
Kasumi: So Saitou you have any requests? *Takes out Haruko's Guitar*
Saitou: I told you my request earlier.
Ed: Leave me be! *Struggles to get away*
Kasumi: *Plays a bit* What was it again?
Saitou: *Holds on to Ed tighter* Let me arrest you both peacefully.
Kasumi: I told you the Guitar has a mind of its own!
Saitou: What are you talking about?
Kasumi: It does! I didn't mean to blow up all the buildings! I was just playing!
Saitou: It was destruction of property.
Ed: Let me up and I'll show you destruction of property!
Kasumi: Ed clam yourself.
Ed: I will not calm down until I'm either in the nut house, drunk, or dead!
Kasumi: You know you can't arrest us?
Saitou: And why not?
Kasumi: Cause you're knocked out
Saitou: I am not.
Kasumi: *Throws the Guitar at him and misses*
Saitou: Were you trying to hit me?!?
Saitou: Well, I need to arrest you both, so just come along quietly. You may get a reduced sentence.
Kasumi: Don't feel like it.
Saitou: Then I'll have to take you by force.
Kasumi: I will not run from you.
Saitou: Good. People like you make my job easier.
Kasumi: I'll drive away from you!
Kasumi: *Takes out Haruko's bike* You'll never catch me now! *Jumps on bike*
Saitou: What is that?
Kasumi: A bike. *Starts it up* Off I go!
Saitou: Off where?
Kasumi: To get away! *Takes off*
Saitou: Wow. That's fast.
Kasumi: *Distance away* HAHAHA You'll never catch me! HAHAH-ACK!
Bike: *Crashes on a small pebble*
Kasumi: Ouch! *Guitar comes out of on where and hits her* That hurt!
Ed: *Tries to laugh, but Saitou's crushing her lungs* Do you mind?!?!
Kasumi: *Gets up* okay lets try that again! *Tries to start bike up, but engine won't turn over*
Ed: *Tries to laugh again*
Saitou: *Shakes his head. You are both pathetic.
Kasumi: Come on work! *Press a button*
Bike: *Starts to hover in the air*
Satiou: How the hell are you doing that?!?
Kasumi: So that's the hove button... *Jumps up and grabs the wheel*
Ed: Great- She runs while I'm trapped. Oh well. I knew I'd get arrested one day....
Legato: Hey master? If Midvalley was here I bet he would help. *Laughs*
Ed: What's that suppose to mean?
Legato: I don't know! *Snickers*
Ed: *Sighs* I give up.
Kasumi: Help it's going higher!
Ed: Press the button again or jump off!
Kasumi: I can't reach and I don't want to give the bike up!
Ed: Nice knowing you then!
Kasumi: Someone help!
Ed: And how exactly do you expect me to help? Legato- How about you? Can you help her?
Legato: HAHA! Stupid whore!
Ed: Why me? *Starts banging head on ground*
Kenshin: Kasumi-Dono hang on!
Kasumi: *Gives Kenshin a look* No I'm gonna let myself fall!
Kenshin: Don't do that!
Kasumi: I was be sarcastic!
Kenshin: Oh. Ok!
Kasumi: *Tries to swing up* I had to use the bike didn't I? Damn it!
Kenshin: Kasumi-dono! *Holds arms out* Jump! I'll catch you!
Kasumi: *Looks at Kenshin and then the bike and back again* Is it truly worth losing a bike I stole?
Kenshin: Yes, that it is!
Kasumi: *Thinks hard* Um...
Kasumi: *Sigh* Fine... *Lets go*
Kenshin: *Smiles and braces self*
Kasumi: This is gonna hurt I can feel it already!
Legato: I hope she dies.
Kasumi: *Looks down* Man, I'm higher up then I thought...
Kenshin: *Catches Kasumi*
Kasumi: Someone caught me...That doesn't happen. What's the catch?
Kenshin: None *Puts her down*
Kasumi: No I never get out of something without getting hurt somehow.
Kenshin: Well, this time you didn't.
Kasumi: I'm very scared...
Kenshin: You shouldn't be, that you shouldn't
Bike: *Comes flying back and hit Kasumi*
Kasumi @_@ I'm O-kay *Falls down*
Sano: Is she okay?
Ed: She'll be fine...eventually. I would laugh, but Satiou's still crushing me.
Kasumi: Correction: I'm in a world of hurt...
Ed: I said eventually.
Sano: Well it isn't everyday that something like...hits you.
Ed: For us, especially her, yes is it.
Kasumi: I'm accident prone.
Ed: Yeah, she is.
Kasumi: -_- Thank you for making me feel better...
Ed: Any time!
Kasumi: So are we still arrested?
Kasumi: Still don't feel like it.
Satiou: Too bad.
Ed: I'll kill you!
Kasumi: Thou shall not kill, remember?
Ed: Screw that!
Kasumi: *Thinks* Thou shall not kill! *Smiles* Why didn't I think of this before?
Ed: Think of what?
Kasumi: *Takes out Crossgun* This!
Ed: Ooo! You're going to kill Satiou?
Ed: Awwww! Then what's the point of bringing it out?!?!
Kasumi: To try and hit him again.
Satiou: I think the main word in that is try.
Kasumi: I think its "to", but my grammar sucks. *Picks up Crossgun* Here I go! *Runs at Saitou*
Satiou: *Picks Ed up and uses her as a shield*
Ed: Not good!!
Ed: W-where she go?
Kasumi: *Appears behind Saitou* Sneak attack!
Satiou: What the hell?!?
Kasumi: *Smacks Saitou in the stomach*
Satiou: *Falls to the ground and groans*
Kasumi: *Grins* I am a warrior of love and Peace! *Does the Vash symbol*
Ed: And I'm a psycho serial killer *Smiles*
Kenshin: What does this mean? *Does the Vash thing*
Kasumi: Love and Peace!
Ed: Yeah! You should learn it Kenshin!
Kasumi: Said it with me: This world is made of love and peace! *Does Vash thing*
Kenshin: This world is made of love and peace?
Kasumi: Yep. Love and Peace! *Does it again*
Kenshin: Love and Peace..Hm.
Kasumi: That's it Kenshin-Sama.
Kenshin: LOVE AND PEACE! *Does Symbol*
Kasumi: YAY! *Claps hands*
Ed: *Rolls Eyes* Not another one...
Kasumi: *Hits Ed with the Crossgun*
Kasumi: Now wha ya gonna do, en Saitou?
Satiou: B-bitch. *Stands up slowly and holds his stomach*
Crossgun: *Cloth comes out anciently*
Kasumi: Whoops, forget ya saw that!
Ed: Come on Satiou! You don't want to arrest us!
Kasumi: I better put this away...
Crossgun: *Mini guns come out*
Kasumi: Damn it why is that happening!
Ed: It doesn't like you!
Sano: Shit, look at all the guns!
Ed: Yeah...I got more in my bag though.
Kenshin: Is that possible?
Kasumi: Kenshin-sama with all that you've seen with us, do you really think anything is impossible anymore?
Kenshin: *Sighs* No.
Ed: You wanna see my guns? I got a bunch of other weapons too!
Kasumi: No they don't!
Ed: But they're such nice weapons!
Ed: *Crosses arms and pouts*
Kasumi: *Puts stuff away* I guess Saitou isn't gonna arrest us now...
Satiou: Yes I am! It's my job!
Kasumi: Shame you can't catch me.
Satiou: Yes I can.
Kasumi: I don't think you can.
Satiou: Well I can.
Ed: I know you can catch me. I can't run.
Kasumi: Yes and am a demon.
Ed: Are not!
Kasumi: I know that! That's why he can't catch me.
Ed: Fine then. you run. Besides me being slow, I'm also lazy- I'm not going anywhere.
Kasumi: True and Saitou can't catch me!
Saitou: I will. But I'll take your friend first since she's not fighting any more
Ed: *Sarcastically* Oh goodie.
Kasumi: Oi Legato, get Ed out of the way.
Legato: *Grabs Ed and moves her*
Kasumi: So what ya gonna do Saitou?
Satiou: Catch you.
Kasumi: *Goes into her pocket and takes out a Jewel shard* This should make me faster then you on hands down!
Ed: Is it just me, or is Satiou starting to sound like a Pokemon extra?
Kasumi: HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh god! That's too good!
Ed: *Trying not to laugh* Never mind Satiou.
Kasumi: Hee hee, okay. Good laugh in. *Puts jewel in leg*
Ed: Have fun Kasumi!
Kasumi: I'm ready! *Grins*
Satiou: *Runs at Kasumi*
Kasumi: *Blinks* Hn, he can run.
Ed: Run Kasumi!
Kasumi: I will
Ed: Will? How about now!
Ed: Fine. You get caught too.
Kasumi: Right! *Gives Ed a thumbs up*
Ed: You're going to let yourself get caught? After all that?!?
Kasumi: Shut up! You know I hate running!
Ed: So do I!
Satiou: *Grabs Kasumi*
Kasumi: AH! *Kicks him in the face*
Satiou: *Lets go and grabs his face*
Kasumi: Don't scare me like that!
Satiou: Damn it! *Grabs Kasumi's wrist* You're under arrest!
Kasumi: *Trips Saitou'*
Satiou: *Falls to the ground*
Ed: Can't you arrest anyone Satiou?
Kasumi: Ouch my wrist
Satiou: *Stands up and holds up handcuffs* I'm going to arrest both of you if it's the last thing I do!
Kasumi: How many of those do you have?
Satiou: A lot,
Kasumi: Still can't catch
Satiou: Fine then! I'm sick of chasing you. You'd probably just annoy me anyway. You're free to go
Kasumi: But that's not fun.
Satiou: I don't care.
Kasumi: Fine then! Ed lets go to Kyoto!
Satiou: Not you. You're still under arrest.
Ed: T-that's not fair!!
Kasumi: Come on Saitou! If I'm too much then, she's just a big world of trouble for ya.
Satiou: Not really. She hasn't really done much except for run her mouth.
Ed: I resent that!
Kasumi: Don't care! My friend! Get your own!
Satiou: Too bad. She committed a crime, now she needs to pay for it.
Kasumi: Kenshin tell him he can't take Ed!
Kenshin: I'm sorry, but I can't.
Kasumi: T-this sucks!!
Ed: *Sighs* Oh well. I knew it'd happen one day, I had hoped it would have been for something worse though!
Kasumi: No! *Smacks Saitou* You aren't gonna take my friend!
Saitou: Excuse me?
Kasumi: You heard me!
Ed: Really, it's not that big of a deal
Kasumi: *Pulls Ed up* Come on Ed! *Pulls her away*
Ed: Kasumi! Stop!
Kasumi: Think of it as a Lupin thing! Running from the cop that can never catch you.
Ed: You're overreacting.
Kasumi: *Gets all watery eyed* If just don't want to lose you again!
Ed: You won't lose me! I'll only be gone for a few days!
Kasumi: A few hours is a long time for a person like me!
Ed: I said days. And it won't be! You'll be out here with everyone else!
Kasumi: Okay...Saitou wins.
Saitou: *Smiles evilly*
Ed: *Sighs and holds out wrists*
Kasumi: I can't watch! *Covers eyes*
Satiou: *Handcuffs Ed*
Kasumi: Oh god is it over?
Sano: Do you think you're taking this too hard?
Ed: I'd say definitely.
Kasumi: Okay fine. Have fun in jail.
Ed: I'll try!
Kasumi: I'm alone...
Ed: Don't worry! You have Legato, Kenshin, and the rest of them! Oh! Could you watch my bag while I'm gone?
Kasumi: Legato is a jerk to me. So what about Kenshin, he's great and all but...what the hell am I saying?! Get out of here! I'll watch everything while you're gone!
Ed: See ya when I see ya! *Turns to Satiou* Lead the way.
Saitou: *Takes Ed away*
Kasumi: *Sigh* I miss her already...
Legato: I....have no idea of what to do.
Kasumi: I guess it's just you and me...alone... with out Ed to stop you from killing me...
Legato: I have no orders to follow....
Kasumi: I have no one to tell me how dumb I am.
Legato: No one to tell me to get drunk...
Kasumi: *Looks at Kenshin* Now what Kenshin-Sama
Kenshin: I need to make lunch, that I do. *Goes inside*
Sano: I'm leaving till lunch is ready. *Leaves*
Kasumi: Oh no...
Kasumi: Just oh no...
Legato: Oh...ok *Stares at ground*
Kasumi: I'm going to go find Aoshi and Misao. You want in?
Kasumi: Well, lets go, I guess.
Kasumi: I wonder what I'll get. *Walks off*
Legato: *Sighs and follows*