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Kasumi, Ed, Legato, and Chou: *come in*
Ed: That's always fun.
Chou: *Has a pool stick in his mouth*
Kasumi: Those people hate us...
Ed: Do we care?
Legato: As long as I don't get a ball in my mouth again I'm fine.
Ed: Don't worry, you won't.
Kasumi: Lets go to the game shop!
Chou: Game shop?
Legato: You mean that one over here? *Points to Games shop*
Ed: Yay! *Runs inside*
Kasumi: Games! Come on guys! *Runs in*
Chou: Hyper little things aren't they?
Legato: Yes-Yes they are. *Sighs*
=Inside games store=
Ed: *Looking around* What's this do? *Points* What's that do?
Yugi: Can I help you?
Ed: Yes. Yes you can. *Stares*
Yugi: What do you need?
Ed: You heard me.
Kasumi: Stop it Ed! *Hits Ed*
Ed: What I do?!?!
Yugi: Um… Yami I think I need help over here...
Ed: Can I have a cookie? Do you have any cookies here?
Yami: *Comes out of the back room* What's wrong Yugi?
Ed: I want a cookie!
Kasumi: How bout a pixie stick?
Ed: That'll do!
Kasumi: *Gives Ed a Pixie stick* Knock yourself out.
Ed: *Rips it open with her teeth* Don't mind if I do! *Eats it*
Yugi: Y-yami, that girl is scaring me...
Ed: Why thank you! I try! *Smiles*
Kasumi: I'm very sorry.
Yami: Are you two going to buy something?
Ed: Maybe...Maybe not.
Kasumi: We're looking for cards...
Ed: Yeah.... Dragon cards!
Yugi: You're into duel monsters?
Ed: We're just getting started.
Kasumi: Yeah, we need to learn, but we catch on fast.
Yugi: Really? Maybe I can help you.
Ed: Thank you! *Hugs him*
Yugi: *blushes* um your welcome....
Ed: You're nice! I like you!
Kasumi: So when do we come back for our lesson? *smirks*
Ed: Yeah! Please?
Yugi: How bout two hours from now.
Ed: That's too long!
Yugi: Sorry, but I have to do some stuff, before I can teach you.
Kasumi: Its fine. Come along Ed.
Yugi: Hey we didn't get your names.
Ed: I'm Ed!
Kasumi: Hn, Kasumi is the name. It was nice meeting you Yugi, Yami.
Yugi: How did you know our names?
Ed: *Gets all dark* We know all!
Kasumi: And you called for Yami and he said your name.
Kasumi: Its just logical thinking. *Smiles*
Ed: What's logical thinking?
Kasumi: Think of it as a game....
Ed: I like games!
Yami: *Smirks* We'll see you later.
Kasumi: Will do....*Goes out*
Ed: See you! *Hugs Yugi then leaves*
Yami: Those girl, that have a weird presents about them...
Yugi: Well, they are weird.
Yami: They're something there, but what?
Yugi: Well, will find out in 2 hours.
Kasumi: *Frowns* I wanted to hug them!
Ed: I got to hug one of them *Smiles*
Kasumi: You got Yugi! He's the very cute one!
Ed: *Shrugs* He was the first one I saw...And he's mine! I claim him! You can have the other one.
Kasumi: Can I have Ryou if we find him?
Ed: Sure- Who else can I have?
Kasumi: Um I don't know. We'll see when we find them
=Two hours later=
Ed: I want some dragon cards!
Legato: I'll make sure you get some master.
Kasumi: I wonder if he has anyone else there?
Ed: Yeah! It'll be fun!
Kasumi: Yep! *Opens the door*
Ed: Were here!
Kasumi: We're here to see Yugi.
Ed: Yeah, where is he?
Grandpa: He's in the living area of the shop.
Kasumi and Ed: *Walk into the back*
Grandpa: Hey you two.
Grandpa: Yeah. I have something that I think you guys would like to buy.
=In the back=
Yugi: Hey guys, I hope you don't mind, but I have some of my friends over.
Ed: The more the merrier.
Tea: Hello! I'm so glad we get to make new friends!
Ed: Hey, it's you!
Joey: Whoa, Yugi where you fine these hotties?
Tristan: *Hits Joey over the head* Don't scare them off!
Ed: Well, you all can call me Ed. And my friend here is Kasumi.
Tea: Well Its great to meet you! I'm Tea. Those two boneheads are Joey and Tristan. The guy over there are Ryou.
Ed: Kasumi- becalm.
Tea: Is she okay? She looks pissed...
Ed: She'll be fine.
Ryou: It's nice to meet you two.
Yugi: Oh Kaiba and Makoba are going to be here shortly, too.
Ed: Cool! *Smiles*
Kasumi: So what are you going to show us?
Yugi: How to duel. Do you guys have cards?
Kasumi: Yep. *Show Yugi her deck*
Ed: I don't-I'm too poor.
Tea: I'm so sorry do you need a hug?
Ed: Um...No. And if I did, I wouldn't ask a girl for one.
Kasumi: *Sits next to Ryou and Tristen* Ed is not one to let girls touch her. I don't know why.
Ed: *Sits next to Kasumi* I just don't like it.
Tristen: I wouldn't want Tea hugging me either.
Ed: She's funny looking too.
Tea: That's so mean! *Starts crying*
Yugi: Tea it's going to be okay.
Yami: You should say you're sorry.
Ed: Um- Why?
Kasumi: Just do it.
Ed: But I don't apologize! It goes against my nature.
Ryou: That's very rude.
Kasumi: Yeah listen to the British boy.
Ed: You can't make me!
Kasumi: I'll give you a pixie stick or sake if you do.
Ed: Give me both and I will.
Ed: Fine! I'm sorry.
Tea: T-thank you....So you're my friend now! YAY!!!
Joey: She's like that.
Ed: Why me?
Kasumi: Because you only hurt the ones you love.
Ed: I love Kurama, and I'd never hurt him.
Ryou: Is Kurama your boyfriend?
Ed: When I meet him he will.
Ryou: You haven't met him and you already call him your boyfriend.
Kasumi: You have an accent...
Ed: Leave him alone Kasumi.
Kasumi: He has an accent. It's so cool!
Ed: Just leave him alone Kasumi.
Kasumi: And he has such nice sliver hair too.
Ed: Yeah-It's nice. *Starts messing with Ryou's hair*
Ryou: You're hurting my head....
Ed: But....It's nice.
Kasumi: I wonder what he would look like with yellow eyes?
Ed: If he did, I'd love him.
Kasumi: With dog ears too....
Ed: It's fox! And if he did, I'd love him more.
Kasumi: No Dog.
Ed: Whatever. *Hug Ryou*
Kasumi: *Grabs Ryou* Inu!
Ryou: *Blushes* Um....
Yami: *Looks at Kasumi oddly*
Ryou: Can you both let go please?
Kasumi: Inu would be better then Youko!
Ed: 0.o You did not just say that.
Kasumi: He would be Inu.
Ed: I don't care. He has silver hair like youko-He'll be his replacement till we leave. So there.
Kasumi: I said Inu!
Ed: I say YOUKO! PERIOD-End of sentence!!!
Ed: YOUKO KURAMA!!!!
Kasumi: InuYasha! *Puts an arm on Ryou's head*
Ed: *Hugs him* YOUKO!
Kasumi: *Pulls Ryou to her chest* INUYASHA!!
Ed: *Pull Ryou away from Kasumi* YOUKO DAMNIT!
Kasumi: *Pulls him back* INUYASHA!!
Ed: I say Youko!! *Pulls*
Kasumi: InuYasha! *Pulls him back and takes her arm off Ryou's head*
Ryou: *Two InuYasha like ears pop out*
Ed: 0.o How did that happen?
Kasumi: I did it...
Kasumi: Jewel shard.
Ryou: Bloody hell, what happened! *Feels his new ears*
Ed: Move! *Pulls Ryou's hand away and starts rubbing his ears*
Ryou: It feels weird....
Ed: They're so soft...
Yami: I knew there was something wrong with you! *Points to Kasumi*
Ed: *Still rubbing Ryou's ears* No-I'm the one with something wrong with me.
Kasumi: I think I made Ryou a hanyou.
Ed: He should feel honored. They're so nice-I could do this all day!
Yugi: You made him a what?
Joey: D-don't touch me! *Hides behind Tristan*
Ed: Hanyou means half-demon.
Kasumi: A British demon. Who da thought?
Ed: Yeah-But his ears are so nice!
Yami: Who are you really?
Ed: Well- I'm a psycho serial killer. *Smiles*
Kasumi: I am a girl with wants. And you are a Pharaoh. Any Questions?
Yami: How did you know that?
Ed: *Stops rubbing Ryou's ears and gets all dark* We know all! *Goes back to rubbing Ryou's ears*
Kasumi: Logical thinking again.
Ed: I still don't know what that is...
Kasumi: You like games right Yami?
Kasumi: Good we have a gamer here to play with.
Yami: All right then.
Kasumi: Sweet then. I want ta play.
Yami: I'll win.
Kasumi: Like always? I think not.
Yami: I think so. But we'll see.
Kasumi: You can pick any game you want.
Yami: You pick.
Kasumi: Okay! How bout a trivial game?
Yami: Sounds good.
Kasumi: Okay, we ask each other any question we want. If either one can't answer it then the other person wins. Sound good?
Yami: Ok- You start.
Kasumi: But I want something if I win.
Kasumi: Your millennium puzzle.
Yami: I'll win so-Sure.
Kasumi: You don't want any thing yourself?
Yami: What'll you give me?
Kasumi: Hn, I'll give you my favorite jacket *Shows Sano's jacket* or one of my Jewel shards. *Shows a Jewel shard*
Yami: The shard
Kasumi: Okay then *Puts Sano's Jacket on* I like the jacket more anyway. *Puts the Jewel Shard on the table between them*
Yami: *Puts puzzle next to shard* You start.
Kasumi: Okay then. If a dog runs into the woods, how far can he run into it?
Yami: Half way
Kasumi: Bingo. *Smiles* Your turn.
Yami: How many birthdays does the avenge person have?
Kasumi: *Thinks* um... *Takes out a sticky pad and starts writing* carry the five.... The answer is one! *Throws the sticky pad behind her*
Yami: Yes-It's your turn.
Kasumi: Yay! Okay then, If I have three apples and you take two, how many apples do you have left?
Kasumi: Awwww, you know that one too? *Sigh* You got it right...
Yami: *Smiles* If a man live in America, why can't he be buried in Japan?
Kasumi: Cause he's alive. Unless you're gonna burry him alive...
Yami: *Nods* Correct.
Kasumi: I'm always a day away, but I never come.
Kasumi: Very good!
Yami: A woman give a beggar a dollar. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother-How?
Kasumi: Um, because the beggar is her sister
Yami: That's right.
Kasumi: Here's a toughie for ya! *Smirks* If you're driving your canoe down the river and all four of your tires go flat, how many marshmallows does it take to lift a doghouse?
Yami: What?!? That doesn't make any sense!
Kasumi: I said any question and this one does make sense.
Yami: What the hell kind of question is that?!? I can't answer it!
Kasumi: I can.
Yami: Really now?
Kasumi: So can Ed.
Ed: *Still rubbing Ryou's ears* Yup!
Kasumi: I need an answer Yami.
Yami: I don't know- 500?
Kasumi: Is that your final answer?
Yami: I got it right?
Kasumi: Nope you got it wrong.
Yami: DAMN! What's the answer then?
Kasumi: none, marshmallow don't have skeletons
Kasumi: So I guess I win then.
Yami: I hate you...
Kasumi: but I like you.
Yami: Just take the puzzle.
Kasumi: YAY! Thank you Yami! *Takes the puzzle*
Kasumi: It's so beautiful and shiny, that it is.
Kasumi: I can't believe I beat Yami of all people!
Ed: Well, that question would throw anyone off.
Kasumi: It takes an idiot to answer it.
Ed: Like us!
Kasumi: Yami are you okay? I hope you aren't too mad at me.
Yami: Well I am.
Kasumi: You shouldn't be so cocky. If you hadn't of been you could have kept the puzzle.
Yami: I don't care.
Kasumi: *Frowns* Yes you do. Your mind is like a book.
Yami: Just leave me alone.
Yugi: Yami, don't worry everything is gonna be all right.
Yami: yeah, yeah...
Tea: That wasn't very friendly! You have to give Yami back his puzzle!
Ed: How's about no.
Tea: Look at him! He's mad! We don't need friends mad at each other!
Kasumi: I don't need to give it back, because I won fair and square.
Ed: Totally- All's fair in love and war!
Ryou: Can you please let go of my ears now?
Ed: No! They're so soft and nice!
Ryou: You're hurting me!
Ed: Oh sorry! *Rubs softer* Better?
Ryou: No, I want you to stop all together!
Ed: But....I don't want to! They're so nice!
Kasumi: Ed, let go of him! He's very fragile. He British ya know.
Ed: But they're nice! *Hugs Ryou*
Kasumi: If he said stop then stop!
Kasumi: What if Bakura comes out?
Ed: I don't care! *Hugs tighter*
Kasumi: He can take your soul!
Ryou: How do you know about Bakura?
Ed: *Gets all dark* We know all! And I don't care!!
Bakura: *Comes out of nowhere* What was that?
Ed: Don't care!
Kasumi: AH! Bakura-Chan! *Runs over and hugs him* He's so cute!!
Bakura: Let go of me!
Kasumi: *Lets go and drops down to her knees* Don't hurt me...
Ed: Don't be a wimp
Kasumi: But he's scary
Ed: No he isn't scary.
Ryou: He use to beat me.
Ed: Your half demon now-You can kick his ass.
Ryou: I um
Bakura: Half demon?!
Ed: Did you not notice the ears? *Rubs ears*
Bakura: What have you done to him?!
Ed: Kasumi did it
Kasumi: *turns pale* Um....
Ed: I'm busy
Kasumi: I need help.
Ed: Help yourself.
Kasumi: *Looks at Bakura* h-hi.
Bakura: Why did you give him ears?
Kasumi: because he looks good with them.
Bakura: No he don't
Kasumi: He looks cute just like you do....
Kasumi: he looks cute.
Bakura: You said I was cute.
Bakura: How did you give him ears?
Kasumi: From a Jewel shard.
Bakura: How could a jewel do that?
Kasumi: Its magic
Bakura: What magic? How do you have magic?
Kasumi: Cause.... I do.
Ed: We stole it
Kasumi: That's what we do.
Bakura: You're thieves?
Kasumi: Kinda.... sorta.... yes.
Ed: Of course! We're real good at it too.
Kasumi: Is that bad?
Bakura: Yes-Yes it is.
Kasumi: But you're a tomb robber! You're one to nag on me!
Kasumi: I don't know.... Can I have your ring?
Kasumi: Darn. Can I have Ryou?
Ed: No! I claim him-He's mine!
Kasumi: You said I could get him outside!
Ed: I did?
Kasumi: Yes! Must I do a flashback!
Ed: No-I'll trade ya Yugi for him.
Kasumi: NO! I like him a lot! He has an accent!
Ed: Well he has ears now! So I want him! You can have anyone or all of them, just not him!
Kasumi: I can take those ears off just as well as I put then on!
Ed: So?!? If you give some one else ears, you can have him.
Kasumi: *Looks at Bakura*
Bakura: Why are you looking at me?
Bakura: I don't like where this is going....
Kasumi: *Grabs Bakura's leg*
Bakura: Let go! *Shakes leg*
Kasumi: You're very warm.
Bakura: Let go of me!
Kasumi: Don't feel like it.
Bakura: I said let go! *Shakes harder*
Kasumi: I'll let go if you stop shaking.
Kasumi: *Lets go*
Bakura: Thank you.
Kasumi: Want ta hear what I did?
Kasumi: I beat Yami.
Bakura: You did?
Kasumi: Yep! I got the puzzle!
Bakura: He's such a loser.
Yami: Shut up damn it!
Ed: Ha ha! Yami sucks!
Yami: Don't make me send you to the shadow realm.
Ed: That would be fun!
Kasumi: *gets up* Ed, no it wouldn't. Have you ever thought of the monsters that live there?
Ed: More minions for my future army.
Bakura: Hey, I'm taking over the world!
Ed: No! I am!
Bakura: I am!
Ed: I am!!
Kasumi: *Goes over and takes Ryou*
Bakura: I am!!
Ed: Don't make me hurt you! Do you have minions? I do!!!
Bakura: I don't need minions!
Ed: Well screw you!
Kasumi: You ever feel like you know someone?
Ed: What are you talking about Kasumi?
Kasumi: You and Bakura are so much alike its scary.
Ed and Bakura: No!
Ed: I'm not like that...Guy!
Kasumi: You both are abuse and plot to take over the world.
Ed and Bakura: I'm not!!
Ryou: Yes you are.
Ed: I meant I'm not like him!
Bakura: Me too!
Kasumi: Can be. You're both psychos
Ryou: By Jove I think you're right
Ed: Who's Jove?
Ryou: Its a saying.
Kasumi: That's weird.
Ryou: I'm sorry but I can't help saying it.
Ed: I want a cookie!
Kasumi: No cookie for you!
Ed: But I want a cookie!
Yami: I don't believe this.
Yami: You two fighting like this, its insane!
Ed: What's wrong with fighting?
Tea: Fighting is wrong! Lets all be friends!
Tea: Because friends are good! Group hug! *Hugs Ed and Bakura*
Ed: 0.o She's hugging me....
Kasumi: *Grabs Tea* Don't do that if you value life!
Tea: HUG! *Hugs Kasumi*
Kasumi: AH! Some thing is touching me!
Ed: She hugged me.... *Shivers*
Bakura: I need to wash the stupidly off me!
Kasumi: HELP! Get it off!
Ed: Your on your own...And I agree with you Bakura. I need a shower.
Tea: *Sees Ryou* HUG! *Brings Ryou into a group hug with Kasumi*
Yugi: Tea, you need to stop that.
Ed: I know-Really.
Ed: *Holds up fingers in a cross* Stay away!!
Ed: Fine! *Pulls Kasumi away from Tea*
Bakura: *Pulls Ryou away*
Ryou: Thank you.
Ed: Yeah, yeah....
Ed: Stay back! Don't make me hurt you!
Kasumi: ORO! Back off or I'll kill you myself!
Ed: Don't do that Kasumi! I won't have a best friend!
Kasumi: She fricken scary!
Ed: I know...but don't!
Bakura: Very scary...
Ryou: Make her go away!
Yugi: Tea, you need to stop and come here.
Joey: Yugi ya nuts!
Ed: Maybe Legato or Chou would kill her for me....
Kasumi: Where are they anyways?
Ed: Yeah! Where ARE they?
Kasumi: Um, they're in another room talking with Yugi's grandpa.
Ed: Really? That's weird.
Tea: *Hugging Yugi* Hug!
Ed: I really pity you.
Yugi: I know.
Ed: I still want a cookie.
Yami: We don't have cookies
Tristen: You are a needy person.
Ed: And I complain a lot.
Kasumi: You don't know the half of it!
Ed: Yeah...Well, when your the youngest in a big family you need to complain a lot to get what you want.
Kasumi: -.-;;; *Sigh*
Ed: It's true!!
Bakura: No one cares about you!
Ed: Shut up damn it!
Kasumi: *Smacks Ed* Shut your damn mouth!
Ed: Owwww.... That hurt! And he started it!
Bakura: It seems your friend likes me more then you.
Ed: Go to hell and rot!
Bakura: I have been to hell and back.
Ed: So have I. They have nice winters.
Kasumi: I died one. I got blown up.
Ryou: How are you alive then?
Ed: We're magic.
Kasumi: No, the grand will of the universe
Ed: Oh yeah- I just visited hell with the 8 ball. I met Satan!
Tea: Satan is bad!
Joey: I'm truly scared....
Ed: He has good ideas of torture. I'm going to use them when I take over the world.
Kasumi: Don't make me get out the Crossgun...
Ed: What!? I was stating a fact.
Bakura: No one gives you damn bitch!
Ed: I'll kick your ass bastard!
Ryou: Bakura please be nice
Ed: I will! He says one more bad thing about me and he's dead!
Kasumi: Don't touch him!
Ed: I'll kill him if he messes with me one more time!
Bakura: Try it, I dare you!
Ed: I will! Just make one more smartass comment or insult and you're dead!!
Kasumi: ED! Down girl!
Tea: No fighting!
Ryou: Yeah you two. She might start hugging us again...
Ed: *Closes eyes and clenches fist*Calm....
Kasumi: Ed think Kurama.
Ed: Calm....Think Kurama. Calm....
Bakura: *growls* I will not say a thing while the hug bitch is here.
Tea: That's me!
Yugi: That isn't a good thing.
Yami: She's too stupid to know.
Tea: I am not! *Thinks* HUG! *Hugs Yami*
Ed: Damnit! Look at my hand! It's shaking again! *Hold out hand that's shaking*
Kasumi: If I knock you out maybe you'll stop shaking.
Ed: It's ok- Just annoying.
Bakura: I can't keep it in....
Ryou: Bakura, please be clam.
Ed: Calming thoughts....
Kasumi: Ryou, is it just me or do we have the same problem?
Ryou: Yes.... how strange.
Kasumi: Does he always want to kill people too?
Ryou: *Sighs* Yes.
Kasumi: They are so hopeless, that they are.
Ed and Bakura: Am not! *Glare at each other* Stop coping me!
Ed: *Closes eyes* I am calm...
Bakura: *Grabs Kasumi by the collar* Don't compare me to her!
Ed: THAT'S IT! *Punches Bakura* You and me-Outside, now!!!
Bakura: *Holds nose* Shit you damn bitch!
Kasumi: Stop it both of you!
Ed: Come on! I'll kick your ass!
Ryou: Please don't fight!
Ed: Outside now Bakura! We'll settle this outside-No weapons except for fists.
Bakura: Fine by me....
Ed: *Grins Evilly* All right then-Lets go. *Leaves*
Bakura: *Sits down* Stupid bitch
Ed: *Runs back in* I heard you! You bastard! You're just afraid I'll kick you're ass!
Kasumi: Ed no fighting!
Ed: He's too afraid anyway!
Bakura: *Punches Ed*
Ed: You bastard!!! *Punches him back*
Bakura: *Hits Ed in the stomach*
Ed: *Hits him in the jaw*
Bakura: *Hits her on the chest*
Ryou: STOP! *Gets in the middle*
Kasumi: Ryou, Noooooooooo!!!
Ed: *Pushes Ryou out of the way and hits Bakura in the stomach*
Kasumi: *Catches Ryou* Don't get in the way hon. You're gonna get hurt if ya do.
Ed: We don't need to involve any one else Bakura- Let take it outside bastard.
Bakura: Fine, fine....
Ed: You leave first. I don't trust you.
Bakura: *Walks out*
Ed: *Grins evilly* This is going to be fun...*Leaves*
Kasumi: Oh my....
Ryou: We better go make sure they don't kill each other.
Kasumi: Yes that would be the right thing to do.
Tea: HUG! *Hugs Kasumi and Ryou*
Kasumi: God help us!
Ryou: We have to go Tea-Let go!
Kasumi: I wish I could kill her....
Yugi: Just calm down everyone. We have two people fighting already-We don't need more. Lets just go.
Kasumi: Are you sure I can't kill her. It would be quicker and solve a lot of problems.
Yugi: You can't kill her.
Kasumi: I'm not a bad person and I'm not gonna kill her, just get her the hell of me.
Yugi: Ok- Tea, stop hugging people please.
Tea: If you say so Yugi! *Lets go*
Ryou: Thank you *Leaves*
Joey: How the hell did she to that?!
Tea: That was strange *Looks a Joey* Hug!!
Tristen: I'm gonna watch the fight. *Runs out*
Joey: *Looks at Yugi and Yami* One or you guys got ta help me!
Yami: You're on you're own! *Follows Tristen*
Yugi: Sorry Joey! *Leaves*
Tea: Hugs make the world go round!
Joey: Ahhh!!! *Runs away*
Tea: HUGS! *Runs after Joey*
Ed: *Cracks knuckles then her neck* Lets go Bakura!
Bakura: Foolish bitch!
Ed: Dumbass bastard!
Kasumi: *Appears behind Bakura and wraps her arms around his waist* Bakura-Chan, please don't hurt Ed.
Bakura: Where the hell did you come from!
Kasumi: Hee hee, I do this very often.
Ed: Stay out of this Kasumi.
Kasumi: Awww, but I like him....
Ed: I won't kill him-I promise.
Kasumi: But, *Pulls Bakura closer* you're gonna hurt him.
Ed: But he won't be dead though-You should be proud of me.
Kasumi: Why do you always hurt the people I like?!
Ed: Cause the people you like are jackasses most of the time?
Kasumi: The only reason you think that is because they have a will of their own!
Ed: Just stay out of it Kasumi!
Kasumi: *Puts her head on Bakura's shoulder* But....
Ed: I won't hurt him much.
Kasumi: Don't care.
Ed: *Narrows eyes* Damnit Kasumi...
Ed: *Glares and growls*
Kasumi: Wha ya gonna do? Bakura-Chan doesn't want ta fight, right?
Bakura: Yes I do.
Kasumi: -.- UG! Fine! *Lets go* Fight your little fight.
Ed: Thank you!
Kasumi: *Sigh* I hope you both get hurt!
Ryou: *Comes outside* You guys haven't started fighting...That's good- Can I do anything to change you minds?
Bakura: No, so back off damn it!
Ed: Yup- Not a thing. You can start Baka.
Kasumi: Aw, come on!
Ed: If you don't like it Kasumi-Go inside.
Kasumi: No! This is wrong!
Bakura: Will you shut up already!
Kasumi: Can't we talk about this over drinks or something!
Kasumi: But you love to get drunk!
Ed: I know- But fighting's a lot more fun.
Kasumi: There has to be away. Ryou, what can we do?
Ryou: With people like them- Not a thing.
Kasumi: *Stares at Ryou* Hmmmm
Kasumi: *Hugs Ryou* This might feel weird. *Pats Ryou's butt*
Ryou: O.O What the bloody hell?!?
Kasumi: I need to give you a tail.
Ryou: A tail?
Kasumi: Yeah, this will hopeful get Ed to clam down and start chasing you.
Ryou: I don't want a tail!
Kasumi: Sorry. *Lets go*
Ryou: Can you take it away later?
Ryou: If it'll make her stop then*Sighs* Give me a tail.
Kasumi: You have one see. *Points to Ryou's sliver tail* ^_^
Ryou: Wow...*Wags tail* This is strange.
Kasumi: Well, you're a hanyou now. Thinks are gonna get weird...er. Now to give ya yellow eyes.
Ryou: Why yellow?
Kasumi: Because, *Takes out yellow contacts* you need to have yellow eyes.
Ryou: *Sighs* Fine.
Kasumi: *Puts contacts in* Okay now you have to be wearing something else.... hmmmm.
Ryou: What now?
Kasumi: *Grins* I know! *Twirls Ryou around very fast*
Ryou: @_@ Stop!
Kasumi: *Stops Ryou* There it fits perfectly!
Ryou: *Wearing an outfit like Youko Kurama* Why am wearing this?
Kasumi: *Looks Ryou over* This just might work if we luck out.
Ryou: Luck out?
Kasumi: You don't know that saying?
Ryou: Not really.
Kasumi: Only a British guy. *Sigh*
Ryou: Let's just get this over with.
Kasumi: Oh Ed!
Kasumi: *Points to Ryou*
Ed: *Eyes get wide* Is that who I think it is?
Kasumi: *Whispers to Ryou* Get ready to run. *To Ed* You know him, ya love him!
Ed: KURAMA!! *Runs at Ryou*
Ryou: *Starts running*
Kasumi: At least he listens....
Ed: Get back here!! *Runs faster*
Kasumi: Run as fast as your little leg can take you!
Ed: *Catches up to Ryou and tackles him* KURAMA!!
Ryou: AH! Help! Bakura Help me!
Bakura: That's ok.
Kasumi: So you aren't gonna help him?!
Bakura: I don't want to
Kasumi: *Smacks Bakura's arm* Help him!
Ryou: Oh gods don't touch me there!
Bakura: It's too funny.
Kasumi: But Bakura-Chan....
Bakura: I said no!
Bakura: I'm not going to repeat myself
Kasumi: *Gives Bakura a look*
Bakura: *Sighs* Fine
Kasumi: Thank you, thank you! *Grabs Bakura's hands* I knew you had a heart!
Bakura: I was just tired of you looking at me.
Kasumi: *Smiles* How could I not look at you?
Bakura: Just leave me alone.
Kasumi: *Frowns* Fine....*Lets go and turns away*
Bakura: Thank you
Bakura: *Goes to Ed* Let go of him
Ed: You will not take Kurama from me!
Bakura: Well, I tried….
Kasumi: Ed do I have to do the picture thing again?
Ed: I don't care! He's like Kurama.
Kasumi: Get the hell off him!
Ed: No! *Holds Ryou tighter*
Kasumi: *Takes out Crossgun* Don't make me use this!
Ed: How come when you make a replacement for Kurama you take him away?
Kasumi: I'll shoot you.
Ed: You're mean! If you had a Hiei replacement, I wouldn't take him away.
Kasumi: *Sigh* Edward Wong Hau Pepulu Tivrusky 4th
Ed: But he looks like Kurama!
Kasumi: I can change that ya know!
Ed: Why do you have to be so mean!
Kasumi: Why do I always have to get hurt?
Ed: You're not getting hurt.
Kasumi: Hold this for me. *Hands Crossgun to Bakura* Now let go! *Tries to pull Ed off Ryou*
Ed: NO! *Holds on to Ryou tighter*
Kasumi: Let....GO....Ed! *Pulls harder*
Kasumi: *Hits Ed's Back* NOW!
Ed: NO! *Holds Ryou even tighter*
Kasumi: Bakura-Chan a little help here!
Bakura: That's ok- You handle your psycho friend.
Kasumi: Yes and you can stand there with the cross looking pretty!
Kasumi: Well whatever ya do, don't take the cloth off of it! *Grabs one of Ed's arms*
Bakura: She told me not....So I have to. *Pulls off cloth*
Bakura: What the hell?!?!
Kasumi: *Falls over and Takes Ed with her*
Ed: What's happening?
Kasumi: He has the Crossgun....
Ed: Oh shit...
Ed: It's bad-Want me to take him out? *Takes out Vash's gun*
Kasumi: No, He a spirit, I don't think guns can do that.
Ed: I don't care
Ryou: Bakura, what are you going to do with that?
Bakura: I don't know-Kill people?
Kasumi: That's mine!
Ed: And my job!
Bakura: It's mine now
Kasumi: I took that from Wolfwood fair and square!
Bakura: And I took it from you fair and square.
Kasumi: Don't make me hurt you!
Bakura: Don't make ME hurt you!
Kasumi: *Eyes flash* Is this a fact?
Kasumi: You will hand it over.
Kasumi: *Grabs Bakura by the neck and squeezes* I wasn't asking!
Bakura: Let go!
Kasumi: *Pushes Bakura down*
Bakura: Your asking for it!
Kasumi: Am I?
Kasumi: *Jumps on top Bakura* Well give it to me!
Bakura: Make me!
Kasumi: I will!
Ed: This is getting interesting. *Grabs Ryou*
Kasumi: *Smacks Bakura*
Ed: Whoo hoo! Get'm Kasumi!
Kasumi: So you gonna give?
Kasumi: *Starts Shaking him* just give!
Bakura: ALL RIGHT! *Hands over Crossgun*
Kasumi: Thank you Bakura-Chan! *Hugs Bakura*
Bakura: Get off me!
Kasumi: Nope. ^_^
Bakura: I said off!
Bakura: I hate you.
Kasumi: *Lets go* What?
Bakura: I said "I hate you"
Kasumi: You hate me....?
Kasumi: *Starts crying*
Ed: You Jerk!
Ryou: Kasumi please don't cry.
Ed: Yeah- I hate it when my friends cry.
Ryou: If it makes you feel better I like you.
Kasumi: *Stops crying* You do?
Ed: You do?
Ryou: Yes she's a good person.
Ed: What about me?
Ryou: You scare me...
Ed: That wasn't nice...
Kasumi: Ryou do you want me to make ya human again?
Ryou: Yes please
Kasumi: Okay then!
Ryou: Thank you.
Ed: NO! *Grabs Ryou*
Ed: No! He's going to stay like he is!
Kasumi: You can take Bakura. They're just like twins, but one is evil.
Ed: But Bakura doesn't have ears like Ryou.
Kasumi: I can make it so he does.
Kasumi: If I can do it to Ryou I can do it to Bakura.
Ed: Then do it!
Kasumi: Oh Bakura-Chan come here.
Kasumi: I want Ryou and Ed wants a Youko look a like.
Bakura: Too bad.
Kasumi: Come on! You'll be a demon
Kasumi: Yeah a fox demon.
Kasumi: Yay! Now are ya sure?
Kasumi: Right then! *Jumps on top of Bakura and a big cloud of smoke covers them*
Ed: What's with the smoke!?
Ryou: I don't know. She just touched me and I was a half demon.
Ed: Maybe the smoke makes you full demon
Kasumi: *Wearing Kenshin's outfit and Bakura's millennium ring* Done!
Ed: You got changed?
Kasumi: So? I like Kenshin's outfit, that I do.
Ed: While I was in jail did you happen to get anything else?
Kasumi: Why do you think we rushed out of Kenshin so fast?
Ed: Oh-Where's Bakura?
Kasumi: On the ground I guess.
Ed: *Looks at Bakura* IT WORKED!
Ryou: I can't believe it.
Kasumi: Did ye doubt me that much?
Ryou: No, but my.
Ed: He's perfect!
Bakura: Ouch my head....*Has sliver fox ears and a sliver tail*
Ed: Poor baby! *Hugs Bakura*
Bakura: oh shit, don't hug me!
Ed: You're so cute though!
Ryou: I'm so glad she isn't hugging me now.
Ed: And such nice ears! *Starts rubbing Bakura's ears*
Bakura: AH!! My ears!
Ed: So soft...
Kasumi: Okay Ryou your turn.
Ryou: Thank you
Kasumi: *Smiles* Its no biggie, hon.
Ryou: I just want to be normal again
Kasumi: Hell, were you ever normal?
Ryou: Just get rid of the ears and tail.
Kasumi: Okay, okay. *Starts spinning Ryou really fast*
Ryou: Not again! @_@
Kasumi: *Stops Ryou* All better now.
Ryou: *Back to normal* Thank you.
Kasumi: Your welcome Ryou.
Ed: Bakura's ears are so nice. You should feel them Kasumi.
Kasumi: No I'm fine. I got what I wanted. *Shows the millennium ring*
Bakura: That's mine!
Ed: Not anymore.
Kasumi: It was a trade.
Bakura: A trade?
Kasumi: For making you demon I get the ring. Fair is fair, that it is.
Bakura: You tricked me!
Kasumi: Asked you if you were sure.
Bakura: You said nothing about taking my ring!
Kasumi: I didn't?
Kasumi: Too bad.
Bakura: I hate you even more.
Kasumi: Yes, but I have the power and you don't.
Ryou: Where did you two really come from?
Ed: Another dimension.
Ryou: That's far....
Kasumi: Yep. We came all this way just to see you guys....then take your stuff.
Ryou: Well um....thanks?
Kasumi: Yeah to tell ya the truth you're my favorite here.
Kasumi: Yep, why else would I be so nice to you?
Ryou: I don't know
Ed: What now Kasumi?
Kasumi: What else we gonna take?
Ed: The other millennium Items?
Ed: Lets kill people too. I like that deal!
Kasumi: But first I have to kill Tea!
Ed: Of course!
Kasumi: She hugged us!
Ed: *Shivers* That was disturbing...
Ryou: Do you really have to kill her?
Kasumi: You can help!
Ryou: Do I have to?
Kasumi: You can if ya wish!
Ryou: I'm not really a murderer
Kasumi: Same here. I just like to watch Ed do it and then I bring the people back. You can just watch.
Ed: I get to kill people! Yay!
Yugi: Tea, please stop! We have to get outside.
Joey: Tea! Let go!
Yami: We don't need this!
Tristen: *Arm gets shot* OW!
Yami: What the hell?!
Kasumi: Ed you don't shoot them, you shoot Tea!
Ed: You're no fun!
Yami: What the hell are you doing?!
Ed: Um, Killing people?
Yugi: O.o What?! I don't wanna die!
Tristen: My arm!
Ed: Don't worry- The only person we're really going to kill is Tea.
Tea: Killing people is mean!
Yami: You can't kill her!
Ed: Why not?
Yugi: Because its called murder!
Ed: Am I suppose to care?
Kasumi: I feel kinda bad now.....
Ed: Why should you?
Kasumi: Does she truly deceiver to die for being stupid and so friendly?
Ryou: I don't think its right.
Bakura: Shut up! No one cares what you two think! Just blast the bitch's brains out!
Ed: Amen! *Shoots Tea in the head*
Ed: That was fun! Who else can I kill?
Joey: Please not me!
Ed: Nah- you're not THAT bad. Who's next Kasumi?
Kasumi: I don't know. Tea was the only one I really wanted to kill.
Ed: Hmmmm....You want anyone dead Bakura?
Ed: Can I Kasumi?
Yugi: Why does everyone I love get hurt or die?!
Ed: It's up to Kasumi if Yami lives or dies.
Yugi: Please don't kill him!
Kasumi: I um....
Ed: Come on Kasumi- We need an answer.
Kasumi: I don't want him to die. He's too cool, in a way. Plus Yugi looks like he's about to cry.
Ed: Kasumi has spoken! *Puts gun away*
Bakura: *Grabs Kasumi* What is your problem?!
Kasumi: He's the main character's Yami. He can't die. It goes against every rule.
Ed: I killed Knives- That was a big plot breaker.
Kasumi: But he isn't the main character, Vash is so there's a difference.
Ed: Well whatever- He lives!
Yugi: Main character?
Ed: Don't worry about it.
Bakura: So no matter what Yugi or Yami can't die?!
Bakura: Nothing can kill them?!
Ed: I guess so.
Kasumi: Unless you want the universe to end then no
Kasumi: That's what happened with Spike....Why did he have to die?!?!
Ed: But the universe didn't end- Just the series
Kasumi: but no one knows what happened afterwards so the universe ended
Ed: I guess that's what fan fics are for.
Yugi: Spike? Fan fics?
Kasumi: Oh Spike, Why did we push you down the stairs!
Ed: Hee hee- that was fun....And I got all his clothes.
Kasumi: Damn Vicious!
Ed: Don't say that to Marina
Kasumi: After being shot at over a million times a sword kills him! What the hell?
Ed: It was a good fight though
Kasumi: Sheesh, that just kills me every time.
Bakura: You need help with that?
Kasumi: Why would I need help with that?
Ed: I'm going to say that to someone. Good one Bakura.
Bakura: Thanks *Smirks*
Ed: Of course! *Smiles*
Yami: First they're fighting now they're friends. Damn it that's screwed.
Joey: What happened with that fight anyway?
Tristan: My arm....
Ed: Oh, Kasumi made Ryou look like Kurama and I calmed down
Kasumi: Yeah, Ryou isn't a demon any more.
Ed: But Bakura is!
Kasumi: A fox demon.
Ed: Just like Kurama!
Joey: A demon. Why would he want ta be a demon?
Ed: Being a demon is cool!
Kasumi: Plus I got the ring for it. See? *Shows off the millennium ring* Isn't it nice?
Yugi: You gave her the ring?!
Kasumi: It was a trade.
Yugi: Why'd you do that?!
Bakura: She tricked me!
Ed: It's ok Bakura- She does that. *Glares at Kasumi*
Kasumi: Its called mind games. Plus I always get mine in the end.
Ed: Well whatever. Who else can I kill?
Kasumi: I don't care.
Kasumi: Do as you wish I'm sitting outside. Come on Ryou. *Grabs Ryou's arm and walks out*
Ed: Holy shit! I can kill anyone I want!
Joey: Not me!
Yugi: I don't want ta die!
Tristan: My arm still hurts
Ed: Stop complaining! *Shoots Tristan in the leg* Better?
Tristan: Yes, now I can think about the pain in my leg- My leg!
Ed: It worked! I learned that from Major Pain!
Bakura: Shoot him next *Points to Joey*
Ed: Kay! *Shoots Joey's legs*
Joey: Why me? *Falls down*
Ed: This is fun! *Shoots Yugi in the arm*
Yugi: AH! Yami save me! *Jumps into Yami's arms*
Ed: Don't worry- I won't kill any of you. Just hurt.
Yugi: But you killed Tea! What's to stop you from doing the same to us?
Ed: I don't want to. I like hearing people scream in pain.
Joey: *Screams in pain then stops* Is that enough for ya?
Ed: A little more
Joey: *Screams again* How's that?
Ed: Enough from you! *Points to Yugi* Your turn.
Yugi: *Screams very weakly*
Yugi: I'm sorry, but I'm just not feeling it.
Ed: *Shoots him in the foot* How about now?
Yugi: *Screams very loudly like a girl*
Ed: Dude- you're a wimp.
Yugi: I know.
Ed: *Points to Yami* Now you.
Yami: I'm not screaming for your amusement.
Ed: I'm giving you a choice-Don't make me force you.
Yami: I'm not screaming for you!
Bakura: Yeah you will.
Yami: I will not!
Ed: *Sighs* You don't want me to go get George.
Bakura, Yami, Yugi, Joey, and Tristan: George?!
Ed: Yes George.
Yugi: Scream Yami! Please scream!
Ed: I truly suggest you do. I haven't feed George since I left home-He should be real hungry by now.
Yami: *Screams with out feeling*
Ed: Found him! This is your last chance-SCREAM!
Yugi: *Stomps on Yami's foot*
Yami: *Screams very vocally* MY FOOT!!!!!!!!
Ed: That was good.... But not good enough! *Pulls out George* Say Hi to George everyone!
Bakura: Where do you guys get stuff like this?
Ed: I found George and adopted him. He's going to help me take over the world once he's done training. Right George?
Tristan: You're not lying!
Ed: He's so cute ain't he? *Puts George on floor* Do your stuff George-Just don't kill anyone.
George: *Roars at the guys*
Yami: *Yawns* Big deal....
Ed: *Whispers to George and points at Yami*
Yami: *Cocks an eye* what was that?
Ed: *Grins evilly and sits down in a chair* Oh you shall see. Bakura-If you want to see Yami run around and scream, I suggest you sit. *Pats chair next to her*
Bakura: Gladly. *Sits in chair*
Ed: *Pulls popcorn out off bag* Want some?
Bakura: Thanks. *Grabs a handful*
Yami: I doubt that.... THING is going to hurt me.
Ed: Really? I think you've made George mad....Sic'm boy!
George: *Bites Yami's leg*
Yami: Ow little shit!
Ed: Did you hear what he called you George? Kick his ass!
George: *Bites harder*
Yami: AH! *Kicks George at the wall* Son of a Bitch!
Bakura: HAHAHAHA!!!! This is too funny! Pass the popcorn.
Ed: *Gives Bakura popcorn and gets 2 Dr. Peppers from bag* Take one of these too.
Bakura: Do you have any coke?
Ed: *Goes in bag and gets a Coke* Here ya go.
Bakura: Thanks. *Opens it and starts drinking*
Ed: Bite harder George! *Takes gulp of Dr. Pepper*
Yami: AH!! Get off!
Ed: *Throws Dr. Pepper at Yami's head*
Yami: Damn it! *Can hits him* Ouch!
Yugi: Mr. George can you please let go of Yami for me?
George: *Lets go of Yami*
Yugi: Good George. *Pets George*
Bakura: -_- That thing isn't trained very well.
Joey: Only Yugi could make friends with a monster...
Ed: He's in for some serious training when we get home! George-In the bag!
George: *Jumps into the bag*
Ed: *Throws rest of popcorn at Yami*
Yami: I hate you!
Ed: Why thank you!
Yugi: George come back!
Yami, Tristan, and Joey: NO!
Ed: Hush you!
Yugi: *Cries* George!
Ed: What a freaking pansy!
Yugi: There was a strong bond between us!
Ed: Um, yeah. Get over. Life goes on....and stuff
Yami: Think it's bleeding kinda badly...*Leg is gushing out blood*
Ed: George does have very many sharp teeth. So Bakura-How'd you like the show?
Bakura: It could of been better. Maybe more blood and killing, so I give it two stars
Ed: I agree. More death should have been included. But Yami's leg bleeding like that- I give it 2.5 stars.
Yami: I need to stop the bleeding.
Joey: Man he really got ya good.
Yugi: I miss George!
Bakura: Shut you! *Bitch slaps Yugi*
Ed: Good one Bakura! *Smacks Yugi on the back of the head*
Yugi: That's hurtful...
Bakura: You have to meet Marik
Ed: Who was he again?
Bakura: He's a friend
Ed: All right then!
Bakura: Okay lets go.
Ed: Wait *Slaps Yami* I'm finished here. Lead the way Bakura!
Bakura: *Walks out*
Seto: What do you mean I have to go?!
Ryou: It would be for the best.
Kasumi: Just run away rich boy.
Ed: Oh! Are you guys fighting?
Kasumi and Ryou: NO!
Ed: Oh...Lets go Bakura! I have no idea witch direction what's-his-name is.
Bakura: Its Marik
Ed: Yeah...I knew that.
Ryou: Where are you two going?
Bakura: Marik and Malik's place
Bakura: Evil plans to plot, stuff like that...
Ryou: Well...Have fun!
Kasumi: Have fun taking over the world....again.
Ed: You bet!
Seto: Can I go in now?
Ed: What exactly is going on?
Seto: They aren't letting me in!
Ed: Why not?
Kasumi: -_- think Ed.
Ed: Uhhhh....I don't know.
Ryou: You were killing people inside!
Ed: I didn't kill anyone but Tea
Seto: Bout time someone killed her.
Ed: Yeah! The bitch hugged me!
Mokuba: You killed her?
Ed: Hell yeah! And I tortured the other guys.
Mokuba: *Hides behind Seto* She scares me.
Ed: Then my work here is done.
Seto: Leave my little brother alone.
Ed: I didn't do anything to the squirt.
Kasumi: Ed you scare everything
Ed: Is it my fault I'm a psycho?
Kasumi: Is it my fault you scare the dogs away?
Ed: I don't scare dogs away…. Most of the time!
Ryou: That's very bad.
Kasumi: I know. She's getting better now.
Ed: I try...sorta!
Ryou: Bakura, tries to catch squirrels.
Ed: WHERE!?! Where are the squirrels?!
Ryou: Nowhere. Bakura just likes to catch them.
Ed: I was hoping there was a squirrel....I wanted to give it to George as lunch!
Bakura: It eats squirrels?
Bakura: Yeah- He tried to eat Yami.
Kasumi: That thing is scary and to think, I sometimes sleep in that room!
Ed: George isn't scary!
Kasumi: But EW! I'm so glad I clean that dump you call a room!
Ed: I think George's family lives under my bed though...
Ryou: You have stuff living under your bed?!
Ed: I'm not sure, but my dog looked under the bed and ran away. And my friend is missing a shoe.
Kasumi: You said you were keeping it clean!
Ed: I am! I think George's family took revenge there when their habitat was destroyed.
Kasumi: .....I'm never going to your house again.
Ed: Why not?
Ryou: You have things living in your room that isn't human!
Ed: Yes it is! It's just the things living there aren't!
Ryou: Oh my...
Ed: Oh my what?
Ryou: I could never let my room get that bad.
Ed: My room is pretty clean now for your information!
Ed: HA WHAT?!?
Kasumi: Like I said 'HA'!
Ed: I don't need your nagging- Let's go Bakura!
Ed: Don't give me that look!
Ed: I need to hurt somebody... *Stares at Mokuba*
Kasumi: Don't touch him....
Ed: Who said I was going to hurt him? *Smiles evilly*
Ed: Yes Kasumi?
Kasumi: You're bad.
Ed: And you're point here is?
Kasumi: Go with Bakura-Chan and leave Mokuba alone
Ed: Who said I'd do anything to the squirt.
Kasumi: You looked at him. That's the same look you get when you kill/hurt someone.
Ed: But did anyone SAY I was going to hurt him?
Kasumi: Sure Ed.
Ed: Beside-Why can't I hurt him?
Seto: Because he's my brother!
Ed: So? Is that supposing to matter?
Ed: It is? Why can't I hurt him just a little?
Seto: Because I'm rich and I can pay you off.
Ed: Really? How much?
Ed: You're rich, and all you say is 50? Come on buddy-You want to save your brother, pay up.
Ed: What?! He's trying to pay me off- He needs to fork over some serious cash.
Kasumi: Leave the Fu-damn kid alone!
Ed: Nah- I'd rather take cash
Kasumi: Leave the damn kid alone!!!!
Ed: That's ok. Hey Seto-$500 and I swear I'll never harm him or you. Neither will my minions or George.
Seto: $500?! The last guy you said he was gonna kill him only wanted $200!!
Bakura: Yeah, thanks for the money. It paid of my new TV.
Ed: Well, I'm also protecting him from my minions and a monster-So pay up.
Seto: Fine! *Writes up a check for $500*
Ed: *Snatches it from his hand* Pleasure doing business with you Seto.
Kasumi: -_- *Sigh*
Ed: I'm rich! *Starts jumping up and down* Money! I'm not poor anymore!
Squirrel: *comes over and eats the check*
Bakura: SQUIRREL! Must catch! *Takes out gun*
Ed: THAT THING ATE MY MONEY! *Takes out Vash's gun*
Bakura: Get the squirrel! *Shoots at squirrel*
Ed: Must die! *Shoots*
Ed: You ate my money you little shit! *More shooting*
Kasumi: At least this time there really is a squirrel.
Ed: *Runs over and starts choking squirrel* SPIT IT OUT!!!
Bakura: MY Squirrel! *shoots squirrel's head off*
Ed: AHHHH!!! He could have spit my money back up! Now I'm poor again! *Starts crying*
Ryou: ^^;; Bloody hell Bakura that was different.
Bakura: Yeah, I wanted to keep that one.
Ed: I wanted my money...but watching it die was a good consolation.
Kasumi: You are destine to be poor
Ed: WHY AM I CURSED?!?!
Kasumi: Oi, ya really are sad.
Ed: So what if I am?!
Ryou: She's just stating a fact then
Ed: Why is everyone against me?
Kasumi: Because I have to nag you.
Ed: Can we just leave Bakura?
Bakura: What do you think we been trying to do?!
Ed: Well you need to lead the way-Cause I have no idea where What's-his-name lives.
Bakura: Just come on!
Ed: All right! Jeeze-someone needs to calm down.
Bakura: *Grabs Ed's wrist and drags her off*
Kasumi: Now what?
Ryou: We could teach duel monsters like we had planed to.
Kasumi: That could be fun.
Ryou: All right. Well get the other guys to help too. *Goes inside*
Kasumi: First aid aka the Tensaiga. *Takes out Tensaiga*
Seto: Why do you have a sword?
Kasumi: It can save a hundred lives/ heal people in one swing and they need first aid, so they need it.
Seto: Then go help them. *Goes inside*
Kasumi: *Goes in*
Yugi: WHY GEORGE!
Kasumi: *Wearing a nurse's outfit* Anyone here in need of first aid?
Yami: All of us.
Kasumi: *Smiles and show Tensaiga off* Okay who's first?
Yami: Are you going to kill us or something?
Kasumi: No, first aid.
Yami: All right...Then my leg first.
Kasumi: *Hits Yami with the Tensaiga*
Yami: It worked? *Shakes leg*
Kasumi: *Bows* Thank you Yami.
Yami: Can it heal emotional scars too? *Points to Yugi*
Kasumi: Sesshy-sama never tried it, so I'm not sure...
Yami: Well can you? He's starting to get on my nerves.
Yugi: *Still crying* GEORGE!!!
Kasumi: I'll try... *Hits Yugi with Tensaiga*
Yugi: *Stops crying* Who's hungry?
Kasumi: Shoot it worked...!
Yami: You want to heal the others too. *Points to Joey and Tristan*
Kasumi: That's what a Nurse-Chan is for! *Hits Joey and Tristan*
Tristan: I My leg doesn't hurt any more!
Kasumi: *Smiles* I should hope not
Joey: How'd you do it?
Kasumi: With this magic sword I got from Sesshy-sama, its name is Tensaiga. *Waves Tensaiga*
Joey: Cool- Where can I get one of those?
Kasumi: You have to go to a place called InuYasha. It's in Feudal Japan.
Kasumi: Yeah, I got it off the lord of the west!
Kasumi: Thanks. So is there anyone else who needs to be healed? *Steps on the dead Tea*
Yugi: Ummm....What about Tea? *Points*
Kasumi: *Blinks* Anyone else who needs to be healed?
Yugi: No one except for Tea.
Kasumi: Well, I guess if there is no one else to heal... *Puts Tensaiga back into its sheath*
Yugi: But Tea...
Yami: *Puts hand on Yugi's mouth* That's enough from you.
Kasumi: It's a shame Ed does this, ya know.
Yami: Yeah....*Looks at dead Tea* We need do thank her.
Kasumi: For what?
Yami: For finally getting rid of Ms. Hugs
Kasumi: There has never been a person like that. She never existed
Yami: *Smiles* You're right. Never existed.
Kasumi: *Takes out Tetsusaiga* Right! *Hacks into Tea*
Yugi: What do we do now?
Kasumi: I *Hack* Don't *Slash* Know *Stab*
Yami: *Kicks dead Tea*
Kasumi: I wonder if Kikyo wants a new friend?
Kasumi: I got her in InuYasha too.
Joey: That place must be like Wal-Mart-It has everything!
Kasumi: yeah! I got this sword there too!
Joey: Dude! I want to go there!
Kasumi: I'm going back there after I find something for Miroku-San.
Yami: Who's that? You're boyfriend or something?
Kasumi: He's a guy friend.
Kasumi: I'm getting him a bear child.
Joey: You mean a cub?
Kasumi: Nope, his words were "Will you bear me a child?"
Yami: I think you misunderstood him.
Kasumi: I don't think I did.
Yami: Whatever you say...
Kasumi: Miroku-san is really friendly. He always wants to be around me when I go there. He even wanted to take a bath with me.
Yugi: *Blushes* Can we change the subject?
Kasumi: Okay no more talk about the monk
Yami: What do you guys want to do now?
Ryou: We did say we were gonna teach her duel monsters.
Yugi: How about it Kasumi- You want us to teach you?
Kasumi: That would be okay!
Yugi: You have a deck, right?
Kasumi: Yeah I'm the one with the deck.
Yugi: Lets get some snacks and get started.
Kasumi: Great something normal to do.
=At Marik's place=
Ed: This the place.
Bakura: Yeah *Knocks on the door*
Marik: *Opens door* I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT ANY DAMN COOKIES!!!! *Sees Bakura* What the hell happened to you?
Bakura: What do you mean?
Marik: *Points to Bakura's ears*
Bakura: Oh yeah. Some bitch turned me into a fox demon.
Ed: Isn't he cute? *Rubs ears*
Bakura: Don't touch me!
Ed: But they're so nice! They call to me.
Bakura: Get your own!
Ed: That defeats the whole purpose!
Bakura: -_- Errrrrr...!
Ed: So soft...
Marik: HAHAHA! Funny!
Ed: They are! Feel!
Marik: *Feels Bakura's ears* Oh fuzzy like a blanket!
Ed: I told you!
Ed: But they're nice!
Marik: Fuzzy! Lets call him FUZZY!
Ed: That's such a good idea!
Bakura: Lets not and say we did.
Ed: No can do fuzzy!
Marik: Fuzzy! *Looks at the tail* TAIL!
Ed: I forgot about that! *Starts petting Bakura's tail* It's even softer than his ears!
Ed: I could do this all day!
Malik: Why is the door opened?
Marik: Cause I opened it! *Yanks Bakura's tail* Soft!
Ed: Come feel!
Malik: No I don't feel Bakura up.
Ed: We aren't feeling him up- Just his tail and ears.
Ed: It's so soft!! *Pets some more*
Malik: *Grabs an ear* Shit...it is soft!
Ed: I told you!
Marik: I like!
Malik: This is fun!
Ed: Me too! And it never gets old either!
Malik: Its fuzzy!
Marik: We call him fuzzy now!
Ed: It suits him real well. Don't you guys think?
Malik and Marik: YEAH!
Bakura: You can stop now!!
Malik and Marik: NOPE! *Rubs harder*
Ed: What they said! *Pets more*
Ed: Fuzzy softness!!
Bakura: I hate you all!
Ed: I love you too Fuzzy!
Malik and Marik: FUZZY!
Some girl: *comes up* Want ta buy some cookies?
Ed: I want cookies!
Marik: How many damn times must I tell you I don't want you're damn cookies!
Ed: I want cookies...but a squirrel ate my money! Could someone buy me some?
Marik: They got you too?
Ed: Yeah! I blackmailed Seto for 500, but a damn squirrel ate my check!
Marik: That's all you got off him? I once got $1000 for not killing his brat brother.
Ed: I knew I should have gone higher! I'll do it next time. Can you lend me some cash though? Anyone?
Some girl: Hey wait a minute! You still own me $2 from last year!
Marik: Um...I don't wait your damn cookies! You can't prove anything!
Ed: He's right- you can't prove a thing. *Grabs box of cookies* Now scram!
Some girl: $2!!!
Ed: I say free!
Some Girl: $2!!!!!
Bakura: How bout a head full of lead?
Some girl: I'll get you later! *Throws her hand down and smoke engulfs her* HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ed: Oh you poor doomed child.
Smoke: *Clears and the girl is still there*
Some girl: *Blink blink* Oh right running! *Runs off*
Bakura: People of this era are very weird...
Ed: *Shakes head* As I said-doomed.
Marik: So why are you here?
Ed: *Points to Bakura* Fuzzy led me here.
Bakura: Any new plans for world domination?
Marik: Oh yeah! You have to see this new one! Its will get us Europe and kill the Pharaoh in one clean swoop.
Ed: I like murder!
Marik: I'm gonna get that Pharaoh if its the last thing I do!
Ed: Can I help?
Marik: MY revenge, go get your own!
Ed: You can lead, I just want to kill people.
Marik: Come inside and look at the plan! *Goes inside*
Ed: Let's go Fuzzy! *Leaves*
Bakura: *Grumble, grumble* I'm having second thoughts about this demon thing *Goes inside*
Ed: So what's this plan of yours?
Marik: *Takes out the game Conquer and sets up his plan*
Ed: A game?
Mirlik: It's not just a game, but it's our plan! *Looks at Marik* Hey I thought I got Germany!
Marik: You do!
Mirlik: But Bakura is blue!
Marik: I thought he was green?
Bakura: no I'm red!
Marik: So who's green then?
Bakura and Mirlik: You are!
Marik: I hate that color!
Bakura: You wouldn't stop bitching about that color!
Ed: I want to play!
Marik, Mirlik, and Bakura: IT ISN'T A GAME!!!!
Ed: Ok. Well, I want to help then!
Bakura: Can I have England?
Mirlik: Go ahead.
Ed: You people haven't answered me!
Marik: It figures you'd want England...
Bakura: What does that mean?!
Ed: I'm going to start blasting if someone doesn't tell me if can help!
Bakura: Fine, help us. Don't help us! I don't care!
Ed: Yes! I claim Australia!
Marik: We haven't gotten that far
Ed: What about Russia?
Bakura: We're only going for Europe right now.
Ed: The only good place in Europe is Germany.
Mirlik: but I wanted Germany!
Ed: I want it! They have chocolate!
Mirlik: but I called it before you got here!
Ed: Lets do rock paper scissors for it. 2 out of 3 wins Germany!
Mirlik: But I called it!
Ed: But I'm here now- And I want it
Marik: But he did called it
Ed: Fine- What can I have then?
Ed: Is Switzerland open?
Bakura: Um I guess so
Marik: I think it works...
Mirlik: Yeah, yeah.
Ed: I get the cheese country!
Bakura: Y-eah, good for you....
Ed: What now guys?
Bakura and Mirlik: *Looks to Marik*
Marik: I never really got that far....
Ed: Are you kidding me?!
Bakura: >_< You said you had a plan!
Marik: I do....sorta.
Bakura: You're an idiot!
Ed: I think I can help you guys out. I'm good with world taking over...stuff.
Marik: I don't need help! I know I wrote it down!
Mirlik: You mean that stick figure war you drew on the napkin?
Marik: *Points at Mirlik* Don't diss my napkin damn you!
Ed: No one is dissing your napkin. First, you guys need an army. Or minions-either is good.
Marik: I told you my napkin is full proof!
Mirlik: I wiped the kitchen counter with it!
Marik: NO! My napkin! *Runs to the kitchen and starts digging through the garbage*
Ed: I'm tiring to help you guys- PAY ATTITION!!
Bakura: You trust a damn napkin?!
Marik: It was my napkin damn you! Damn you all to the underworld!
Ed: LISTEN TO ME YOU MORONS!!
Mirlik: Now I'm hungry! Get me food!
Bakura: Get off your lazy ass and get it!
Ed: That's it! *Takes Vash's gun and shoots it in the air*
Bakura: Squirrels are attacking! *Takes out a gun*
Mirlik: .....still hungry....
Marik: I just wanted my napkin! *Goes back into the living room and sits down*
Ed: There are no squirrels, I'll give you some food, and I'll get you a new napkin!
Marik: It was my napkin damn it!
Ed: HERE! *Pulls napkin out of pocket and gives it to Marik*
Marik: I had a plan!
Ed: Well make a new one!
Marik: What was it again?
Ed: Why me? *Puts head in hands*
Kasumi: I win again!
Joey: How does she do it?
Kasumi: I'm good with stuff like this.
Joey: It's not fair!
Kasumi: I know the feeling
Joey: I was so sure you'd lose that time....
Yugi: You tried really hard this time Joey.
Joey: How does she do it?!?
Yugi: Um...I don't know
Joey: *Points to Kasumi* How do you do it?!!?
Kasumi: With the cards in my deck.
Joey: But how?!?
Kasumi: It could help that I know almost all of your cards, I guess.
Joey: It's not fair!!!!
Kasumi: I'm sorry it's a habit.
Joey: You must Cheat!
Kasumi: Cheating is wrong. I would never do that.
Joey: Prove it!
Kasumi: How do I prove it?
Kasumi: It's a " he says she says" thing.
Joey: And I say you cheat!
Kasumi: I don't cheat. Vash-sama would never cheat, so will not either.
Joey: Who's that?
Kasumi: Vash the Stampede. Only the greatest gunman ever!
Kasumi: Yeah. He's the best and I have his glasses. *Takes out Vash's glasses and puts them on* Aren't they cool?
Joey: Hey, those are cool!
Kasumi: Yeah he gave it to me after I got him a beer or two.... or ten.
Kasumi: Yeah, that's also how I got Wolfwood's cross.
Kasumi: Wolfwood is a traveling priest.
Yugi: A traveling priest?
Kasumi: That's what I said.
Kasumi: Considering what the thing can do and how heavy it is, sure ya can say that.
Joey: How can a cross be heavy?
Kasumi: You want ta told it?
Kasumi: *Takes out crossgun and hands it to Joey*
Joey: 0.o Holy shit! You weren't joking!
Kasumi: Told ya so.
Crossgun: *Falls on Joey's foot*
Kasumi: Um you okay?
Joey: O.O N-not really.
Kasumi: *Lifts Crossgun up with one hand* You need to be careful with a dangerous thing like this.
Joey: Thanks for the warning.
Kasumi: Heh, I said it was heavy, that I did.
Kasumi: I bet. It takes four normal men just to lift this.
Kasumi: Is it broken?
Joey: I don't know.
Yugi: Is it that heavy?
Tristan: Can you move it?
Joey: *Tries to move foot* OWWWW!!! NO!
Kasumi: First Aid?
Joey: Yes please!
Kasumi: *puts Crossgun away and takes out Tensaiga* Coming up! *Strikes Joey with Tensaiga*
Joey: *Picks up foot and shakes it* Thanks.
Kasumi: My pleasure. *Bows*
Yugi: What do you want to do now Kasumi? Want to duel again?
Kasumi: Nope, I think we should do something else.
Kasumi: I don't know. *Sticks hand into the endless bag of...stuff* Maybe I can find something inhere.
Joey: What's in there anyway? Besides that monster I mean.
Kasumi: A lot of stuff-OW!
Yugi: What's wrong?
Kasumi: She bit me! *Glares into bag*
Tristan: You have a person in there?
Kasumi: Rin said someone gagged her! She lied to me!
Tristan: You have more that one person in there?!?
Kasumi: Technically one isn't human.
Joey: Not human?
Kasumi: Yeah she's an evil clay bitch. Why does InuYasha like her?!
Yugi: 0.o I'm confused...
Kasumi: You should be.
Kasumi: Because it's a long and very confusing story that a stupid demon started.
Kasumi: Yes. Do I need to draw a diagram?
Kasumi: *takes out a couple InuYasha mangas* Better start reading. *Throws them at Joey and Tristan*
Kasumi: I don't own any of the DVDs
Kasumi: Yes. I only have so much money
Yugi: How will a comic tell us what you were talking about?
Kasumi: Just read.
Yugi: All right. *Starts reading*
Yami: I don't believe this.
Kasumi: With me everything is hard to believe.
Yugi: How is this story possible?
Kasumi: What do ya mean?
Yugi: How are there demons and.....stuff?
Kasumi: Cause she fell down the well.
Yugi: I still don't get it.
Kasumi: if you read on you can get it.
Yugi: I'm confused....This story is frustrating.
Kasumi: Meh, I like it. How far are ya?
Yugi: I really don't know...Something about a centipede though
Kasumi: That's the beginning. Things are always weird at the beginning.
Yugi: Well it's very weird.
Kasumi: That isn't weird.
Yugi: I'm still confused though.
Kasumi: Don't talk just read.
Yugi: *Goes back to reading*
Yami: What do you consider weird?
Kasumi: Not many stuff now a days.
Yami: Give an example of what you consider weird.
Kasumi: Me not getting hurt after something good happens
Yami: That's not weird.
Kasumi: To me yes it is. I always get hurt.
Yami: What else is weird to you?
Kasumi: Ed not wanting to kill or get drunk. Hell, that would never happen!
Yugi: Does she do that often?
Kasumi: Oi, she always does that! It's in her personality.
Yugi: How many people has she actual killed?
Kasumi: Does it count that I've brought them back?
Yugi: I guess.
Kasumi: Hmmm, *Thinks*
Kasumi: There was the time she killed me and Excel, but that was kinda my fault...
Yami: You died? How is that possible?
Kasumi: I got blown up
Yugi: Blown...Up? How are you here then?
Kasumi: The Great Will of The Universe
Yugi: I'm confused again.
Kasumi: That's because Excel Saga the most confusing and craziest place ever
Yugi: Ok then....
Kasumi: Okay in the time I've known Ed she's killed 148 people plus.
Yami: That's....a lot
Kasumi: I've brought back some of them, so no one really stays dead.
Yugi: But still...Wow.
Kasumi: You should be reading.
Yugi: It gives me a headache though.
Yugi: I don't want to.
Kasumi: Forget you then. I need to talk to Rin. *Sticks head in bag* HEY RIN!
Rin: *In the bag* Yes?!
Kasumi: I need to talk to you!
Rin: Can I bring my pony?!
Rin: *Comes out of bag riding Helios*
Joey: Holy Shit!
Tristan: I-I don't believe it!
Kasumi: Who took off the gag on Kikyo?
Rin: The gags off? Well, I found out George put it on, I'll have to ask who took it off.
Kasumi: Hn, George? I do need to thank him. So you have any news from inside the bag?
Rin: Well, someone opened the door to the room with a moose. He scares me.
Kasumi: *Smacks forehead* Oi! I can't believe someone did that! Can't they read?!
Rin: That's what I said! Oh! By the way-I can read now!
Kasumi: *smiles* I'm so proud of you!
Rin: Yeah! A giant chicken named Lenny taught me. He was real nice!
Kasumi: Wow, you don't say.
Rin: Yup! And I really nice dragon killed him and ate him for lunch
Kasumi: Hn that's a new one. Oh when do you want to go back to your lord?
Rin: I don't care-It's fun in there. And real big!
Kasumi: So you don't want to go back to Sesshy-sama?
Rin: It doesn't matter.
Kasumi: Okay then. Figure out who ungaged Kikyo. You may go now.
Rin: Ok! I'll find out then go back to the flaming pillar of doom! That place is so fun! *Goes back in bag*
Kasumi: Ja Ne! *Waves*
Yami: What the hell was that?!?!?!
Kasumi: That was Rin. She got in there sometime or another.
Yami: A UNICORN!?!?
Kasumi: That was Pegasus aka Helios.
Yugi: I'm confused again! How do they fit in that bag?
Kasumi: Its the endless bag of...stuff.
Joey: A room with a moose?
Tristan: Flaming pillar of doom?
Kasumi: It's not mine. It's Ed's
Yami: But how do they fit?
Kasumi: Its the endless bag of...stuff.
Yugi: I still don't get it.
Kasumi: I don't either but its there.
Yami: I give up trying to understand.
Kasumi: I did that a lo-ng time ago.
Yugi: I give up too. It gives me a headache
Kasumi: its best not to think about it.
Joey: I don't think we will.
Kasumi: Hey I found playing cards!
Yugi: Playing cards?
Kasumi: Yeah, normal cards you play war and poker with.
Yugi: Why did you want them for?
Kasumi: Want ta play poker?
Yugi, Yami, Joy Tristan: Sure.
Kasumi: So what kinda rules ya want?
Yami: 5-card draw.
Kasumi: Anyone else?
Yugi: Fine with me
Joey: Ya want to spice things up?
Yugi: How do you mean Joey?
Joey: Lets make it strip poker.
Tristan: Sounds fun.
Kasumi: It will be.
Yami: All right then-I'm in.
Yugi: Me too!
Joey: This will be funny. *Takes the cards and starts shuffling them*
Yami: Just deal.
Joey: right, right, right. *Deals out cards*
Everyone: *Looks at their cards*
Joey: *Grins* Take a look *Puts down cards*
Yami: Damn! How'd you get 3 of a kind? All I have is 2 pairs. *Throws cards down*
Yugi: I just have a pair.
Tristan: I got nothing!
Joey: What cards you have Kasumi?
Kasumi: *Shows cards*
Joey: You got a pair. You lose! *Laughs*
Kasumi: Oh darn.
Joey: Now you have to take something off.
Kasumi: *Looks down at herself*
Joey: We don't have all day you know.
Kasumi: Fine. Don't get all pissy. *Takes off vest* Happy?
Joey: *Grabs vest* Yes I am.
Kasumi: *Sigh* I liked that vest.
Joey: Too bad! Your deal Tristan.
Tristan: *Deals cards*
Yami: Ha! I got 4 of a kind! *Puts cards on table* Beat that!
Joey: Um, I got only two
Tristan: Damn! I still have nothing! *Slams cards down on table*
Yugi: I only got a pair too.
Yami: What? Let me see your cards.
Kasumi: Heh, this isn't my game. *Shows cards*
Yami: 2 pairs- But you still lose. Fork something over.
Kasumi: Hn. *Gives him her T-shirt*
Yami: Thank you! And it's my turn to deal. *Deals cards*
Joey: HA! Take a look! *Shows off cards*
Yugi: 3 of a kind. Good job Joey- I got two pairs.
Tristan: I just got a pair.
Yami. Nothing! Damn!
Kasumi: *Smirks* Lucky smiles on me. *Shows cards*
Joey: 4 of a kind? Damn you!
Kasumi: hee hee.
Yami: Ha! Joey lost to a girl!
Yugi: So did we.
Yami: No one asked you!
Kasumi: Well give me.
Joey: What do you want?
Kasumi: I kinda want my vest.
Joey: *Sighs and throws Kasumi her vest* Damn. That thing smelt nice.
Kasumi: *blinks* okay...you're weird. *Puts vest on*
Joey: What!? It did!
Kasumi: Why were you smelling my vest?
Joey: I didn't. It's just smelly.
=half hour later=
Joey: So what now guys?
Kasumi: *Gets up* Maybe I'll go bug Legato until he calls me a whore and knocks me down.
Yugi: You want to do that?
Kasumi: Its something
Yami: That's real messed up.
Kasumi: No it's kinda fun. Plus that just proves I'm winning.
Yami: And how's that?
Kasumi: Oi, Gato-Chan where ya!
Legato: *Comes in* What the hell do you want?
Kasumi: What ya doin?
Legato: I don't think that's any of your concern.
Kasumi: Well, I thought you would be with Ed.
Legato: *Blinks* She left?
Kasumi: You didn't know?! For shame Gato-Chan! For shame!
Legato: It's not my fault! No one told me!
Kasumi: So you didn't know she got into a fight?
Legato: What?! When was this?!? Why does no one tell me anything!?!?
Chou: *Comes in* Someone said my name?!
Legato: Where is Master right now?
Kasumi: I don't know. Some place with Bakura
Chou: What's going on now?
Kasumi: Stuff broom head.
Kasumi: *thinks* Um where did she go? Ryou knows!
Ryou: They went to Malik's.
Kasumi: That name rings a bell.
Legato: *Lefts Ryou into the air* Where is this...Malik's place! You will tell me and take me there now!
Ryou: I-Um. Uh....
Legato: Don't make me hurt you! *Throws Ryou over to Kasumi*
Kasumi: *Catches Ryou* Hey! He's very fragile!
Kasumi: He's British too.
Kasumi: So he's naturally gonna be weak!
Ryou: Yeah- Hey wait a minute!
Kasumi: What? You want me to call you gay instead?
Ryou: Weak is fine.
Legato: Just take me there now!
Kasumi: Lead the way Ryou!
Ryou: All right! Jeeze...*Walks out*
Kasumi: Gato-Chan, Chou, lets fallow the Ryou!
Legato and Chou: RIGHT!
Kasumi: What a nice place.
Legato: Shut up whore!
Chou: So where is she?
Chou: What the hell was that?! *Hides behind Kasumi*
Kasumi: That's odd.
Legato: Whoever you are, come out now!
Some girl (From early): $2!
Chou: It's a demon! *Screams*
Kasumi: I think it's a girl scout
Chou: It's scary!
Legato: What do you want?!
Some girl: $2!
Chou: 2 what?
Some girl: Dollars damn it!
Legato: Watch your fucking mouth child!
Kasumi: You don't use that kinda language with a child!
Some girl: 2 Dollars! *Kicks Legato on the shin*
Legato: *Jumps up and down holding his leg* You stupid little shit!! *Kicks the girl*
Some girl: *Slams into the door* 2...doll...ars!
Legato: Don't mess with me you worthless child!
Mirlik: *Opens the door* I don't want your shity cookies!
Legato: Are you Malik?
Mirlik: So what if I am?
Kasumi: Can I hold your staff?!
Mirlik: What was that now?
Kasumi: Rod, whatever!
Mirlik: Do you have any idea how bad that sounds?
Kasumi: Nope, I just want it!
Mirlik: I don't even know your name.
Kasumi: *Jumps over to Mirlik* So, does it matter?!
Mirlik: Yes...I mean no...I don't know!
Kasumi: I want it now!
Mirlik: I don't care what you want!
Kasumi: But I heard your rod was very nice and shiny!
Kasumi: I think I saw a picture of it once
Kasumi: Yeah, it was a nice picture of you holding it!
Kasumi: So can ya show it to me?
Mirlik: Because I said so! And why are you here?!
Kasumi: ED! He was being mean to me!
Ed: *Comes out eating cookies* What happened now?
Kasumi: He isn't gonna show me the millennium rod!
Ed: Just show her Mirlik. It won't do any harm. *Eats cookie*
Mirlik: She was asking for something else! She said she had pictures of me!
Kasumi: I do!
Ed: She does. I would too if I felt like downloading them. *Shrugs and eats cookie*
Kasumi: Where is his other half? Maybe I can ask him.
Ed: Drawing a new plan. *Sighs*
Ed: Oh god...Not another napkin.
Marik: I said behold goddamn it!
Bakura: You're insane and stupid!
Bakura: You're here...
Ed. *Holds cookie to Marik* Cookie?
Some girl: You're standing on my head and 2 dollars!
Kasumi: You finally got that damn cookie you've been bitching about?
Ed: Yup! *Stomps on girl's head* Oh shut up!
Marik: Will someone behold...I'm all lonely...and I did a pretty plan too...NOBODY LOVES ME!!!!!
Kasumi: Ahhh, poor baby! *Hugs Marik*
Ed: Cookies....*Eats cookie*
Marik: *Sniffle* Thank you! *hugs back*
Kasumi: So can I have your rod?
Ed: You know that don't sound right?
Kasumi: It doesn't? I asked Miroku-san the same thing and he seemed happy.
Ed: *Sighs and shakes head*
Legato: Master! *Hugs Ed* I'm so sorry I left you for so long!
Ed: It's ok Legato.
Chou: Yeah we found this old guy who had this lamp with all these really neat stuff.
Legato: Oh the colors...
Ed: He had a lava lamp? Damn! I love those things!
Chou: Is that what ya call them things?
Legato: It was Hypnotizing
Ed: I could watch them for hours!
Kasumi: Hey a napkin!
Marik: NO MINE! *Holds Napkin tightly*
Ed: Oh god...Not the napkin again!
Kasumi: *Takes napkin* Its a stick figure war and a bunch of writing....?
Kasumi: *Reads* Pharaoh sucks. I rule the world. This napkin rocks so hard. I really need a new TV.
Ed: That's sad...But I've seen worse.
Kasumi: *Reads* I need new pantyhose.
Ed: Ok, now that's disturbing.
Marik: Why does everyone judge me! First Bakura, then that girl who's almost dead, then that random guy I ran over, and now you guys! It's not fair!
Kasumi: So can I have the rod now?
Mirlik: I said NO!
Kasumi: Give it to me...NOW!
Kasumi: I'll rip the napkin!
Napkin: *Starts to rip a little*
Kasumi: *Grins* I think I'm slipping!
Ed: Just show her to keep Marik from going psycho on us
Kasumi: Yeah or the napkin gets it!
Marik: Not my napkin!!
Kasumi: Give then!
Bakura: I thought Ed was the evil one.
Kasumi: She is, I just get like this from time to time.
Ed: And she blanks out sometimes and tries to kill people. *Eats cookie*
Ed: Yup. It's like what happens when I snap, except she doesn't remember anything.
Kasumi: I don't snap!
Ed: Yes you do. Ask Lor or Legato.
Kasumi: -.- Hn! *Rips napkin a bit more*
Marik: I'll do almost anything- Just spare the napkin!
Kasumi: Then show me your rod!
Mirlik: What if I refuse? You rip a little napkin? Big deal.
Kasumi: *Rips it a little more* Now!
Mirlik: *Crosses arms* Make me.
Kasumi: *Smirks* Really? *Rips napkin more*
Mirlik: It's not my napkin.
Kasumi: Whatever I just want to see the damn rod!
Kasumi: Because I have the puzzle and the ring, now I want ta see your rod.
Mirlik: How did you get them?
Kasumi: I have my ways. *Grins*
Mirlik: And what are they?
Kasumi: Give me the rod and I'll show you.
Mirlik: It's inside. I was using it to hold up the shower curtain.
Kasumi: Okay then! *Disappears*
Ed: *Sighs and eats cookie*
Marik: She took the napkin!
Ed: She'll be back in a second, don't worry.
Bakura: You two are nothing but idiots, you know that?!
Ed: So what if I am?!
Kasumi: *Appears in Bakura's lap with the rod* Lookie what I got!
Bakura: How nice...Now get off me!
Kasumi: You never like to have fun. Why can't you be more like Ryou?
Bakura: Because! No get off!
Kasumi: But it's a nice place to sit.
Bakura: I said off!
Kasumi: Oro! *Falls off*
Bakura: Thank you!
Kasumi: That kinda hurt
Bakura: Too bad.
Kasumi: *Hugs Bakura* So you want to come with us?!
Bakura: Go where?
Kasumi: We go around places and take stuff.
Bakura: Can I kill people?
Bakura: I'm in!
Kasumi: YAY! *hugs tighter*
Kasumi:*Lets go* can I call ya Kura-Chan?!
Kasumi: But it sounds soooo cute!
Bakura: I SAID NO!
Kasumi: Okay then my little fox Demon
Kasumi: Ed hand Marik his napkin drawing *Hands Ed the napkin*
Ed: Right-o captain Jell-O. *Gives Marik napkin*
Marik: *Grabs napkin and rips it in two* O.O
Ed: That wasn't smart.
Marik: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Gasps for a breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ed: It isn't that big of a deal. *Eats cookie*
Marik: I'll kill you! *points to Ed* You-you... Napkin riper!
Ed: It wasn't my fault! You're the one who ripped it!
Marik: Still...NAPKIN RIPER!!!
Kasumi: Oi, you're really high-strung about a napkin.
Ed: It was your fault- You're the napkin ripper! *Throws box of cookies at Marik*
Marik: *Grabs the box and grins evilly*
Ed: AHHH!! MY COOKIES!!!!
Marik: *Rips the box up* Take that napkin riper!
Legato: Master?! You okay?
Ed: He...ripped it.... He...is...so...DEAD!!! *Pulls out Vash's gun*
Kasumi: Lets go now!
Ed: Let me kill him first!
Kasumi: Would Kurama want this?
Ed: N-No...But....The cookies must be avenged!
Bakura: You ate almost the whole box!
Ed: SO?!?! I wasn't done!
Kasumi: There's a couple cookies on the floor
Kasumi: By his feet.
Ed: GIMMIE! *Starts eating cookies off of the ground*
Kasumi: But it's past the three-second rule
Ed: Don't care!
Ed: But they're SO good!
Marik: You napkin riper! *Stomps on one of the cookies*
Marik: How do ya like those cookies?!
Ed: He....crushed it....
Kasumi: Come on Ed, its time to go.
Ed: But my cookie....IT MUST BE AVANGED!! *Tackles Marik*
Ed: You crushed my cookie!! You dare crush the cookie!!!!
Ed: But the cookie!
Kasumi: You can steal some cookies at the next place!
Ed: You mean it?
Kasumi: Yes. So, where ya want to go?
Ed: What did you have in mind?
Kasumi: You chose
Ed: Umm....How about Samurai deeper Kyo?
Ed: *Gets off Marik* YAY!
Ed: Everyone here?
Kasumi, Legato, and Chou: Yes!
Ed: Okay, lets go to Samurai deeper Kyo 8 ball!
Magical dimensional 8 ball of magic: Okay!
Ed, Kasumi, Legato, Chou, and Bakura: *Disappear*
Some girl: *Runs into the road* Wait! $2! *Car runs her over*
Ryou: That's something you don't see everyday…
Seto: *Gets out of car* Shit!
Mokuba: *Inside the car* Did you run someone over again?
Ryou: You're probably going to jail for that and driving under age.
Seto: I'm rich I can do whatever I want!
Ryou: Oh right.
Seto: *Gets back into the car and drives into Marik's house*
Ryou: He needs to learn to drive…