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=Samurai Deeper Kyo=
Ed, Kasumi, Legato, Chou, and Bakura: *Come in*
Ed: That vortex thingy never gets old!
Bakura: Sh-shit! What the hell?!
Ed: You'll get used to it- and then it's fun!
Chou: How come nothing bad happened to him?
Ed: Who knows? Who cares?
Chou: I kinda do....
Bakura: I'm special. Now, drop it!
Ed: Yeah. Special! *Rubs ears and runs off*
Bakura: I hate that damn bitch!
Legato: *Smacks Bakura* Don't talk about master like that!
Kasumi: Don't hit him!
Legato: Why not? He insulted master!
Legato: He deserved it!
Kasumi: Like this? *Smacks Legato*
Legato: *Smacks back*
Kasumi: *Smacks Legato again*
Legato: *Punches Kasumi*
Kasumi: You hit me?
Kasumi: You hurt me...
Kasumi: You aren't allowed to hurt me. Ed said so.
Legato: No she...DAMN IT!
Kasumi: HA! I win!
Legato: I hate you....
Chou: Um, I'm going to go with master. *Leaves*
Bakura: Whatever *fallows*
Legato: *Glares then leaves*
Kasumi: Hn! *Goes off*
Ed: *Standing on a path* Hmmm.…Which way- Left, or right?
Male voice: HELP!!
Ed: Well then-Guess we're going left.
Male voice: AH!!
Ed: Right! *Runs toward voice*
Male voice: Hello? Is someone there?
Ed: Yeah. Where are you?
Male voice: Here
Ed: Where's here?
Male voice: Here's here!
Ed: Here's here here?
Male voice: Above you!
Ed: *Looks up* Well I'll be damned.
Ed: Doesn't all the blood rush to your head like that?
Kyoshiro: It does, so you gonna get me down?
Ed: Sure- what'll you give me?
Kyoshiro: I don't know. Maybe some of my.... company
Ed: *Raise eyebrow* Company?
Ed: Huh. I don't get it, but I'll let you down. *Takes out Vash's gun and shoots rope*
Kyoshiro: AH! *Lands on head* Ouch!
Ed: Sorry bout that. *Unties him* You ok?
Kyoshiro: Yes, I'm okay. *Rubs head*
Ed: It was the quickest way for me to get you down without climbing the tree. And I can't climb anyway.
Kyoshiro: Yeah I guess. So you want your reward now or later? *Grins*
Ed: *Blinks* Now?
Kyoshiro: *Leans over and kisses Ed*
Ed: *Pulls back and looks at him shocked* W-What...*Blinks*
Kyoshiro: *Moves in closer* What are you doing?
Legato: DON'T TOUCH MASTER!!!!!! *Kicks Kyoshiro in the head*
Kyoshiro: *Goes flying into a tree*
Legato: *Hugs Ed* Master are you okay?! Did this bastard hurt you in anyway?! I'll kill him if you want!
Ed: It's ok Legato. I'm fine. Shocked, but fine.
Kyoshiro: Ow, my head...again.
Legato: Stay back fiend! *Holds Ed protectively*
Ed: I'm ok Legato. He didn't hurt me.
Kyoshiro: What? I was giving her what I owed her!
Ed: So what you did, it was payment for me helping you out of the tree?
Kyoshiro: Yeah, but I could do more if you want.... *Grins*
Legato: *Starts growling*
Ed: *Blushes and starts laughing nervously*
Legato: Back off!
Ed: It's ok Legato. He's not an enemy.
Kasumi: *Appears next to Ed and Legato* Ed are you okay?
Ed: I'm fine.
Kasumi: *Looks at Kyoshiro* Is Gato-Chan being mean to that guy?
Ed: It's all right. Why is everyone getting so worked up?
Kasumi: Because Gato-Chan doesn't hold you like that unless you're worked up.
Ed: I'm fine- Really I am!
Kasumi: Is he? He's looking at us weird....
Kasumi: Okay then...
Ed: Thank you. And you can let go of me Legato.
Legato: Yes Master. *Lets go*
Ed: Thank you.
Kasumi: *Goes over to Kyoshiro* Hi, who are you?
Kyoshiro: Kyoshiro, and you all are?
Kasumi: That's Ed and the guy is Legato, but I call him Gato-Chan. *Smiles*
Legato: *Glares and growls*
Kasumi: He does that. He's very protective of Ed.
Kyoshiro: Are they together or something?
Kasumi: Nope, she's his master.
Kasumi: He's real good at his job too.
Ed: Yup! Real loyal and....stuff.
Legato: *Glares at Kasumi and Kyoshiro*
Ed: No reason to be upset Legato. Everything is ok.
Kasumi: He's a bit of a grouch.
Ed: He can't help it. *Pats Legato on the head*
Kasumi: I'm Kasumi.
Kyoshiro: It's good to meet you all.
Ed: Uh huh.
Kasumi: Ohh you have a sword!
Kyoshiro: Yeah, I do.
Ed: Give it here!
Kasumi: Let me see!
Kyoshiro: *Holds sword protectively to his chest* But it's mine!
Ed: *Runs over and tries to pull it away* Come on! Give it to me!
Kasumi: I'm the sword person! *Kicks Ed away*
Ed: *Pushes Kasumi* No! You got too many! I only got one! So it's mine! Please Kyoshiro- Can I have it?
Kasumi: NO! *Jumps on top of Kyoshiro*
Ed: *Pushes Kasumi off him and hugs him* Please Kyoshiro. I'll do anything you want me too! I just want your sword.
Kasumi: But I want his sword!
Ed: I saw him first and he owes me! I'll do anything to get that sword!
Ed: Anything! I just want your sword!
Kyoshiro: Can I have your company for the night?
Ed: *Blinks* Company? Well, if I can get your sword- Sure.
Kasumi: Ed doesn't have a company.
Ed: I don't get it, but I want his sword!
Legato: *Grabs the sword and hands it to Ed* Here you go master.
Ed: Yay! I win! Thanks Legato!
Legato: Your welcome master. *Glares at Kyoshiro*
Legato: Stay away from her!
Kasumi: Gato-Chan leave him alone damn it!
Legato: Why should I?
Kasumi: Because he's a nice guy.
Ed: And cause I said so! *Goes over and hugs Kyoshiro*
Kyoshiro: *Grins* So I guess you and me are gonna have a nice night together?
Ed: I don't get it exactly, but sure.
Kasumi: *Sigh* Not fair!
Ed: Legato, stay with Kasumi. That's an order. I'll be fine.
Kasumi: I wanted his sword!
Ed: Too bad! *Laughs* I got it fair and square. Right Kyoshiro?
Kyoshiro: Sure. *Wraps his arm around Ed's waist*
Ed: See? I win!
Kasumi: Hn, fine...
Ed: Yay! I love it when I'm right.
Legato: Master, please do not go with this man.
Ed: I'll be fine. Like I said, I don't need you to guard me all the time. I'm a big girl; I can take care of myself.
Ed: Thank you for understanding Legato. Led the way Kyoshiro!
Kyoshiro: You're very eager! I like that. *Pulls Ed away*
Legato: I have a feeling I'm really going to regret this.
Kasumi: I wanted the sword! Why did you give it to Ed?!
Legato: Because she's my master and she wanted it
Kasumi: *Sigh* I can't argue with that logic
Legato: *Sighs as well*
Kasumi: Do you think he gives off a weird vibe or is it just me?
Legato: I agree. I really don't like him, at all.
Kasumi: I like him a lot, but he has an evil presence about him.
Legato: I don't like him at all.
Kasumi: You don't like anyone, but Ed.
Kasumi: It's no wonder you don't like him
Legato: I'm glad you understand.
Kasumi: It's a first
Legato: Yes, yes it is.
Kasumi: So what did he mean by company?
Legato: *Whispers in Kasumi's ear*
Kasumi: What does that mean?
Legato: Your joking, right?
Kasumi: No, I've never heard of that.
Legato: *Sighs* Let me explain it in terms you understand- *Whispers in Kasumi's ear again*
Kasumi: That doesn't make sense! What does that have to do with company?
Legato: Are you that stupid? *Whispers in her ear*
Kasumi: I'm not stupid I'm ignorant…oh…. *Eyes widen* OH! You mean Furi Kuri?
Legato: Yes whore. Now was that so hard?
Kasumi: I-I-I didn't know that he meant something like THAT!
Legato: You of all people I thought would understand.
Kasumi: Why would I understand things like that? All the things I know, I've asked Ed about them.
Legato: You mean that master has told you all that you know?
Kasumi: Yes. If she hadn't, I wouldn't really know anything at all.
Legato: Wow…Master told you how to be a whore. I wouldn't have expected it.
Kasumi: HEY! I'm not a whore!
Legato: You are so sad. *Shakes head*
Kasumi: I am not
Legato: Trust me- you are. Just shut up. It'll make us all a lot happier
Kasumi: I'm gonna find Ed and tell her.
Legato: That would be smart.
Legato: Thank god she's gone.
Bakura: You really hate her don't you?
Legato: Yes, yes I do.
=Someplace that can't name=
Kyoshiro: So, you want to make the first move or should I?
Ed: First move?
Kyoshiro: Yeah, you or me?
Ed: Since I have no earthly idea what you're talking about-You.
Kyoshiro: Okay then!
Yuya: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
Ed: *Blinks* He said I was keeping him company.
Kyoshiro: Heh, heh. Well, you see…um company…
Kasumi: *Pops upside down out of a tree* Hey Ed! I think I found out what he meant by company!
Ed: Really? What is it?
Kasumi: *Grins* Hee hee, Furi Kuri
Ed: Are you positive?
Yuya: Kyoshiro, who are these girls?!
Ed: You mean…*Turns to Kyoshiro* You perv!
Yuya: You know damn well what you did!
Ed: I can't believe I almost did…bad stuff with you!
Kasumi: Tisk Kyoshiro, you shouldn't do stuff like that.
Ed: Yeah! Why didn't you say want your real intentions from the beginning? That would have saved me a lot of trouble and embarrassment.
Kyoshiro: I said company! What more do you want?
Kasumi: How bout not using slang?
Ed: Yeah! I had no idea what you were talking about.
Kyoshiro: I thought you did!
Kasumi: Guess you were very wrong.
Yuya: You could have ASKED!
Yuya: God you're stupid Kyoshiro!
Kyoshiro: *Lowers his head*
Ed: You look so pitiful. * Sighs* It's ok. I forgive you. So don't look so sad.
Kasumi: Poor babe… *Jumps out of the tree and hugs Kyoshiro* I'm sorry!
Ed: Yeah. I guess I should have caught on earlier.
Yuya: I don't believe you two!
Kasumi: Why? He's sorry. Right?
Kyoshiro: Yeah, yeah! I'm real sorry!
Ed: Problem solved.
Yuya: No it's not!
Kasumi: Why's that?
Yuya: Because it isn't!
Kasumi: Hn, well we forgive him and that's all that matters.
Kyoshiro: Yeah, what she said!
Ed: Lighten up- He's a guy.
Yuya: No I won't!
Kasumi: Oro? Don't ya think ya bein' a little hard on the guy?
Ed: I do. Kyoshiro isn't all that bad.
Kasumi: He's adorable.
Kyoshiro: So do you want my company?
Ed: Sorry but no.
Yuya: I can't believe you would ask them that!
Kyoshiro: It was worth a try.
Kasumi: But it was in vain. Too bad.
Ed: Yup. We'll travel with you guys though.
Kasumi: Cause we're kinda lost.
Ed: And we have absolutely nothing to do. Is that good enough for you?
Yuya: For now.
Kasumi: Thank you. You wouldn't regret this!
Ed: We'll all have lots of fun! This is going to be great!
Kyoshiro: I bet! Oh this lovely lady is Yuya.
Ed: Hi there. I'm Ed and this is Kasumi.
Kasumi: It's a pleasure to meet you. *Bows*
Ed: So formal…Well, where are we off to?
Kyoshiro: The closest town.
Kasumi: That sounds good.
Ed: Hurray! We'll meet with the others later. They'll be fine on their own.
Yuya: Who are "they"?
Kasumi: We have a little group that we travel with.
Ed: Two of them are my minions.
Kyoshiro: Really, is there another guy?
Kasumi: Yes, Kura-Chan. He's with us too.
Ed: He's a fox demon now. He looks kinda like Kurama. Chou's my other minion. You met Legato already.
Kyoshiro: A demon?!
Kasumi: We just call him that, ha ha.
Ed: He's so cute! Not as much as Kurama, but cute.
Kyoshiro: I don't know who Kurama is.
Ed: He the greatest! I'll show you a picture of him if you guys want. I brought the magic binder of anime!
Kasumi: No binder!
Ed: But it's so great! It has so much! *Starts digging in bag*
Kasumi: Its like a big book where you can put and take things out.
Ed: Got it! *Pulls out a huge binder, opens it, and pulls out a picture of Kurama* Isn't he just the greatest?
Kyoshiro: I yeah I guess…
Ed: *Hugs picture* I love him!
Yuya: Its sweet you have a picture of your boyfriend.
Ed: I have over 120 pictures actually.
Yuya: Wow…That's a lot.
Kasumi: That's in the binder alone. God only knows all together!
Ed: I'm obsessed, what can I say?
Yuya: I'll say.
Kasumi: That's enough of your obsession. Lets go to town.
Kyoshiro: Okay then sounds good.
Ed: Yeah! *Puts binder back in bag* Which way?
Yuya: That way. *Points*
Kasumi: Lets go then!
Ed: This is going to be fun!
=Some Random Town=
Ed: What now?
Kyoshiro: We should find someplace to sleep for the night. It's starting to get a bit late.
Kasumi: All right a bed!
Ed: Well duh. He meant like an inn or something. And there's one right there. *Points to a building with "Inn" In huge bold letters*
Kasumi: Hn, well I don't always get the same sleep luxuries as you do Ed.
Ed: Whatever- But I'm going to need a bath. I really need to wash my hair and my muscles are sore.
Kasumi: Same here.
Ed: Yeah. My legs hurt. Soaking in a nice hot bath will help them. And I feel gross. It's a good thing I got soap and stuff in my bag.
Kasumi: I'm sure the hotel has some mini soaps and stuff.
Yuya: *Smacks Kyoshiro over the head* Get your mind out of the gutter!
Ed: But I want to use my own. *Opens bag* Jenny? Can you bring me soap, shampoo, and conditioner please?
Jenny: *Pops out of bag* Here you are ma'am. *Hands Ed stuff* Enjoy your bath and have a nice day. *Goes back in*
Kasumi: Ed! Don't do that in front of people!!!
Ed: What!? We needed stuff and she's my maid like person that organizes everything since I can't. Lets just go. *Goes into inn*
Kasumi: *Sigh* Baka….
=In the Inn, after the girls take a bath=
Kyoshiro: Took you girls long enough.
Ed: We wanted to relax.
Kasumi: You should have taken a bath yourself.
Kyoshiro: I had other things to do.
Kasumi: Hn, your lose then.
Kyoshiro: Not really.
Kasumi: You don't like to have that much fun then.
Kyoshiro: I have lots of fun!
Kasumi: Sure ya do.
Kyoshiro: I do!
Ed: I believe him.
Kasumi: I don't know that much about you, so I guess I can't make that accusation.
Kyoshiro: Thank you!
Kasumi: Your welcome.
Ed: Can we get food now?
Yuya: Definitely! I'm so hungry!
Kyoshiro: All right then. I think I saw a restaurant a little way back.
Ed: Need food...
Kyoshiro: Ok then- lets go.
=At the restaurant=
Ed: *Stuffing her face*
Kasumi: *Staring at her stake*
Ed: What is it?
Kasumi: Did you know these things could be so big?
Ed: Duh! These are small compared to the ones my dad gets sometimes.
Kasumi: Wow...this is amazing. It's just so big.
Ed: I think they're perfect!
Kasumi: still... wow
Ed: *Shakes head*
Yuya: You don't eat out much do you?
Kasumi: Nope, always cook myself.
Ed: I never go out to eat either.
Kasumi: I mainly have rice at home or whatever we get at the Asian market.
Ed: My parents usually cook for me.
Yuya: You still live with your parents?
Ed: SO? Is that a problem?
Ed: Good then.
Kasumi: Don't be so defensive Ed.
Ed: I can't help it.
Kasumi: You need to learn to be friendly.
Ed: That's fine
Kasumi: Hn. *Drinks Tea*
Ed: Whatever. *Sips sake*
Kasumi: *Starts to eat stake*
Ed: *Drinks more sake*
Yuya: It seems like you two don't get along very well.
Ed: We do. We've been best friends since 7th grade.
Kasumi: Ed shut up!
Ed: Yeah- school. *Sips sake*
Yuya: Oh what kinda school?
Ed: Learning school.
Kasumi: All schools are for learning idiot.
Ed: Oh yeah. Give me a break. I'm starting to get drunk and my minds all fuzzy.
Kasumi: You really need to learn how to hold your alcohol!
Ed: I can hold it; I just get drunk kinda easy.
Kasumi: *Frowns* I hope you past out. *Sips tea*
Ed: Hey.... *Drinks more*
Kasumi: You're wasting their money too.
Ed: Am not!
Kasumi: How many jugs are you going to have this time, en?
Ed: I was thinking 23
Kasumi: No way. Not tonight Ed.
Ed: You can't stop me.
Kasumi: I said no.
Ed: And I said yes.
Kasumi: I'm cutting you off.
Ed: They don't mind me drinking, do you?
Kyoshiro: Not at all.
Kasumi: You will after the fifth one
Kyoshiro: I will?
Kasumi: Yes, she'll go nuts and want to kill something or one.
Ed: I'll try not to this time, I promise.
Kasumi: It never fails. Remember what ya did to Knives?
Ed: That was an accident! He surprised me!
Kasumi: Yeah a friend's brother and she shot him in the head!
Ed: I said I was sorry!
Kasumi: But you did it!
Ed: Forget you!
Kasumi: There's also when you chased Kenshin-sama down and the gnawed on Yahiko's head.
Ed: You told me he was Kurama!
Kasumi: What about Yahiko?
Ed: Ok, him I can't explain.
Kasumi: Then afterwards you killed him and Kaoru-dono.
Ed: That's cause you pissed me off!
Kasumi: About all was caused by you drinking!
Ed: So? Why can't you ever let me have fun?!
Kasumi: If I did let you have fun many innocent people would be dead!
Ed: Big deal!
Ed: *Drinks more*
Ed: *Chugs sake*
Ed: *Now completely drunk* Who wants to party?!
Kasumi: *Eyes flash*
Kyoshiro: I do!
Kasumi: Ed isn't going to party tonight.
Kyoshiro: Why not?
Ed: Yeah, why? I want to party!
Kasumi: *Eyes flash again* You don't need to!
Ed: I want to party though! And so does Kyoshiro!
Kasumi: Don't make me hurt you both!
Ed: I just want to have fun! *Hugs Kyoshiro*
Kasumi: *Grabs Ed by the neck* What did I just say?!
Ed: I just want fun!
Kasumi: *Chokes Ed* Hn.
Ed: Let go!
Kasumi: *Smirks and holds on tighter*
Ed: Gah! *Grabs Kasumi's hands* Off!
Kasumi: Pity that you're so weak or you could make me let go.
Ed: *Gasping for air* C-come on! I-I meant n-nothing by it!
Kyoshiro: Hey, let her go! She didn't do anything!
Kasumi: What are you gonna do?
Kyoshiro: Just let her go!
Kasumi: Make me! *Grabs Tetsusaiga's hilt*
Kyoshiro: I don't want to!
Ed: *Starting to turn blue* H-help me!
Kasumi: That's because I can kill you in one swing!
Kyoshiro: I can, I just don't want too!
Kasumi: *Smirks* Sure....
Kyoshiro: Just let her go!
Kasumi: How bout I kill you instead?!
Kyoshiro: How about no!
Kasumi: I'll just kill you after I kill her. *Squeezes tighter*
Kasumi: Thank you
Ed: Can…you please....Let me go?
Kasumi: No, I'm still gonna kill you, but thanks anyways.
Ed: Not fair!
Kasumi: Life isn't fair
Ed: *Starts coughing*
Kyoshiro: Let her go now!
Kasumi: Sorry, but your request has been denied. Don't ask again.
Kyoshiro: It wasn't a request!
Kasumi: Demand whatever
Kyoshiro: Just let her go! I thought she was your best friend!
Kasumi: My only friend is my sword.
Kyoshiro: Don't make me hurt you!
Kasumi: I dare ya!
Yuya: Everyone, just calm down!
Kasumi: *Chuckles* You act as if I'll listen.
Ed: Please let go....
Kyoshiro: I will kill you!
Kasumi: Not if I kill you first
Kasumi: What's wrong? Getting angry?
Kyoshiro: You will die if you do not let her go.
Kasumi: *licks her lips* I love a good challenge.
Kyoshiro: As do I.
Kasumi: I think I'm beginning to like you a little bit.
Kyoshiro: I believe we should take this outside.
Kasumi: Why do people like to go outside?
Kyoshiro: I don't to destroy this restaurant.
Kasumi: I'm not letting go of her until she's dead!
Kyoshiro: You'll let go now!
Kyoshiro: I said now!
Kasumi: We don't always get what we want!
Kyoshiro: I don't care- I said let go!
Kasumi: I don't care-I said Hn!
Kyoshiro: And I said let go!
Kasumi: And I said Hn! Are you deaf?!
Kyoshiro: No! Are you?
Kasumi: No! I have very good hearing! I just choose to ignore you!
Kyoshiro: And so do I!
Kasumi: ....Stop copying me!
Kyoshiro: You're copying me!
Kasumi: Am not!
Kyoshiro: Are too!
Kasumi: No way you are!
Kyoshiro: You are!
Kasumi: You suck!
Kyoshiro: No you do!
Kasumi: *Throws Ed to the side* Oh Yeah?!
Ed: Sweet air!
Kasumi: *Smacks Kyoshiro* DICK!
Kyoshiro: *Hits her back* BITCH!
Kasumi: *Smacks Kyoshiro again*
Kyoshiro: *hits back*
Kasumi: *smacks again*
Kyoshiro: *Hits again*
Kasumi: *Grabs both of Kyoshiro's hands*
Kyoshiro: Let go now.
Kasumi: Don't you want to play with me?
Kasumi: *Starts digging her in to Kyoshiro's wrists making it draw blood*
Kyoshiro: *Glares and growls*
Kasumi: Oh so scary...
Ed: Stop it now Kasumi!
Kasumi: *Eyes flash* Why? What's he gonna do?
Ed: Just please Kasumi. You know I love violence more than anyone, but please stop.
Kasumi: I stop for no one!
Ed: Not even for Hiei? What if Hiei told you to stop?
Kasumi: Hn, Hiei wants me to. Also Vash-sama and Kenshin-sama. *Smirks*
Ed: You think Vash and Kenshin want you to kill?! They both took refuse not to kill!
Kasumi: Yes! Kenshin's gone Battousai and Vash is in psycho mode!
Ed: And so are you!
Kasumi: Go to hell!
Ed: I've already been!
Kasumi: Who cares?! I thought you wanted to party!
Ed: I do! But if my friend blanks out, I can't!
Kasumi: *Lets go of Kyoshiro* How bout I kill you now?! It will save me sometime!
Ed: I'll be the one doing the killing!
Kasumi: *Removes Tetsusaiga from her side*
Ed: *Brings out Tokijin*
Ed: I hate it when she does that.
Kasumi: *Appears behind Ed and stabs her in the stomach*
Kasumi: *Kicks Ed off her blade and to the ground*
Ed: *Hits the ground hard* Ah! Damn!
Kasumi: Hn, like I said-WEAK! Who's next?!
Ed: *Stands up* Who said I was done!
Kasumi: *Slams Ed through a wall* Piss off!
Ed: I'm not going to give up- So screw you!
Kasumi: Let me fight Kyoshiro! He maybe able to give me a little fun!
Kasumi: Get the hell out of my way!!!!
Kasumi: *Grabs Ed's arm and throws her into space*
Kyoshiro: Why did you do that?!
Kasumi: I hate it when people get in my way...
Kasumi: Now its time for me to kill everyone!
Kyoshiro: I don't think so.
Kasumi: Think what you want! I can slaughter a 100 people in one swing and I attend to use that power!
Kyoshiro: Not if I stop you.
Kasumi: Sorry, but I don't think its gonna happen!
Kyoshiro: I think it will.
Kasumi: Then do it!
Kyoshiro: I don't want to have to.
Kasumi: *Charges at Kyoshiro*
Kyoshiro: *Draws his sword*
Kasumi: *Stops* How did you get that back?
Kyoshiro: *Blinks* I don't know.
Kasumi: Meh....*Charges again*
Kyoshiro: * Turns into Kyo and Charges*
Kasumi: *Goes down and tries to trip Kyo*
Kasumi: Oro? *Looks up*
Kasumi: ORO!! *Rolls out of the way*
Kyo: You aren't half bad. It's a shame I have to kill you.
Kasumi: Hn, thanks.
Kyo: You're welcome. *Swings again*
Kasumi: *Blocks with Tetsusaiga*
Kyo: As I said- Not bad.
Kasumi: *Throws Kyo back*
Kyo: *Charges again*
Kasumi: *Gets into a pose*
Kasumi: *Ducks and gives him an upper cut to the jaw*
Kyo: *Stumbles back, then hits Kasumi over the head*
Kasumi: *Falls face first on the ground*
Kyo: *Smirks* You deserved it. Don't say I never warned you.
Kasumi: *Gets up and backs away a little*
Kyo: What's wrong? Lost your fighting spirit?
Kasumi: N-no. Of coarse not!
Kyo: Are you scared?
Kasumi: Errrrrr! I am not afraid! *Charges again*
Kyo: *Blocks* Yes you are. *Pushes Kasumi back*
Kasumi: What makes you think that?
Kyo: Just a feeling.
Kasumi: *Glares* No, no! You're wrong!!
Kyo: I'm right, and you know it.
Kasumi: M-my head! *Holds forehead*
Kyo: What's wrong with you now?
Kasumi: I'm not going to stop... *blinks* But Love and Peace.... *Shakes head* NO!
Kyo: What the hell are you babbling about?!
Kasumi: *Swings at Kyo*
Kasumi: *Pushes forward*
Kyo: *Pushes back*
Kasumi: Crap...Why can't I have any upper body strength? *Starts to be pushed back a little*
Kyo: *Smirks and pushes harder*
Kyo: I suggest you give in- I might make your death quick and painless if you do.
Kasumi: I will not die like this! *Flips Kyo over her*
Kyo: *Lands and charges*
Kasumi: *Jumps up and lands on Kyo's head*
Kyo: *Grabs Kasumi's ankles and throws her across the room*
Kasumi: *Breath heavily* damn it....
Kyo: Do you give up yet?
Kasumi: I.... can't…do...that! *Tries to get up* And it seems I can't stand either....
Kyo: That's too bad. It seems as though you have lost.
Kasumi: I maybe down but not out! *Digs into her vest pocket*
Kyo: What are you doing now?
Kasumi: Found it! *Shows off jewel shard*
Kyo: What the hell is that?!
Kasumi: *Puts shard in her leg* Hopefully it will work, this time.
Kyo: How stupid are you?
Kasumi: *Gets up*
Kyo: So, you're up for another round?
Kasumi: *Smirks* Hell yeah!
Kyo: All right then. I like your style. *Charges*
Kasumi: Heh heh.
Kasumi: *Slides Tetsusaiga blade against Kyo's and elbows him in the face*
Kyo: *Stumbles back, growls, and punches Kasumi in the face*
Kasumi: *Holds her face* Ouch...
Kyo: *Punches again*
Kyo: *Uppercuts Kasumi in the stomach*
Kasumi: *Coughs up blood and flies back*
Kyo: *Stands over her* Do you give up now?
Kasumi: Umm let me get back to you on that one.
Kyo: *Puts sword to Kasumi's throat* I think now.
Kasumi: Naw, that isn't to good for me...
Kyo: I think so. Speak now or die slowly.
Kasumi: *Takes the blade and pushes it to the side* Please don't do that. I can't think like that.
Kyo: Fine. *Sheathes sword*
Kyo: Just tell me- Do you give up?
Kasumi: I don't want ta that would be admitting that you're better then me!
Kyo: Well I am
Kasumi: Yes, but I can't say it...
Kyo: Just say it!
Kasumi: Make me!
Kyo: *Points sword to her throat* Say it or die.
Kasumi: STOP DOING THAT!!
Kyo: THEN SAY IT!
Kasumi: No you jerk!
Kyo: I will kill you slowly if you do not say that you give up! Now say it!
Kasumi: Hmmm I have three chooses, but which one to chose.
Kyo: You have two choices- Die slow and painfully, or die quick and painless.
Kasumi: Or kick you in your nuts and run like hell
Kyo: Like I would let you.
Kasumi: yeah your legs are wide open
Kyo: *Takes a step back and closes legs* Thanks for telling me.
Kasumi: Okay now I'm back to two. Damn it I'm my own worst enemy!
Kyo: Well, choose.
Kasumi: Should I start screaming or something?
Kyo: That would be nice.
Kasumi: Well forget that then! *Gets up*
Kyo: Did I say you could get up? *Pushes Kasumi back down*
Kasumi: Don't push me! *Pushes Kyo*
Kyo: I suggest you not push me- I'm thinking of letting you live.
Kasumi: Hn, I don't know who you think you are, but I will not let you walk all over me like that
Kyo: You don't have any other choice.
Kasumi: *Slaps Kyo* How dare you act that way!
Kyo: *Grabs her wrist* You had better stop before you do something you'll regret.
Kasumi: Unhand me! *Tries to backhand Kyo*
Kyo: *Holds tighter* You had better stop.
Kasumi: Let go! *Slaps Kyo again*
Kyo: Stop it now! *Slaps her back*
Kasumi: *Smacks him harder*
Kyo: *Pins her hands above her head* I said stop.
Kasumi: *Knees him* NO!
Kyo: *Backhands her*
Kasumi: Let me go!
Kyo: I don't think so.
Kasumi: Stop you're kinda hurting me!
Kyo: I care why?
Kasumi: *Tires to knee Kyo again*
Kyo: *Dodges* You can't win. Just give in.
Kyo: *Sighs* You are very difficult.
Kasumi: I can make a lot of noise too!
Kyo: Really now?
Kyo: Hmmm...I think I have a use for you. *Smirks evilly*
Kasumi: Let me go!
Kyo: I don't think so. *Looks Kasumi up and down*
Kasumi: *Wiggles around trying to get out of Kyo's grasp*
Kyo: You aren't going anywhere.
Kasumi: *Puts her leg on Kyo stomach* I said off!
Kyo: *Pulls her foot off* Just stop squirming.
Kasumi: *stops and whimpers a bit*
Kyo: Good girl, *Looks her over again* very… good girl. *Grins*
Kasumi: *Looks in Kyo's eyes* What ya gonna do now?
Kyo: Wouldn't you like to know. *Smirks again*
Kasumi: In a way yeah.
Kyo: Well, I was think of...*Whispers in Kasumi's ear*
Kasumi: What does a cat have to do with this and why would you lick it?
Kyo: That's for me to know, and you to find out.
Kasumi: How can it be mine? I don't even own a cat!
Kyo: I said you would find out. *Pulls Kasumi close*
Kasumi: Miroku-san did this a lot...
Kyo: Really now? Well he's not here.
Kasumi: I know
Kyo: Exactly. *Smirks*
Kasumi: *Tries to claw at Kyo's hands*
Kyo: That's not going to work. *Pulls Kasumi closer*
Kasumi: my you're warm...
Kyo: So are you.
Kasumi: Most of the time I'm very cold.
Kyo: Well, right now you're very warm.
Kasumi: *Shakes a bit*
Kyo: *Holds tighter*
Kasumi: *breaths Heavily*
Kyo: *Sighs and smiles*
Kasumi: I'm feeling very weird...
Kyo: That's a good thing.
Kasumi: really? It just feels odd.
Kyo: I'm positive.
Kasumi: *Looks down at herself* Um
Kyo: Maybe you and I should go somewhere private
Kyo: You'll see.
Kasumi: Are we gonna have fun?
Kyo: Of course. Lots of fun.
Kasumi: *Smiles* YAY fun!
Kyo: Yeah, fun.
Kasumi: Lets go then! Take me now!
Kyo: As you wish!
Kasumi: Yeah now!
Kyo: *Leaves dragging Kasumi behind him*
Kasumi: I can't wait!
Kyo: Neither can I.
Kasumi: Give it to me now! I want fun!
Kyo: You got it! *Leans over to kiss Kasumi*
Ed: *Comes out of nowhere and punches Kyo in the face* Stay back asshole!
Kasumi: Ed! What are you doing?! I was gonna have fun!
Ed: No you weren't! You were going to be....tortured! He just lied to you!
Kasumi: He said this feeling I was getting was a good one!
Ed: He was lying!
Kasumi: Are you sure? It felt odd, but I'm not sure...
Ed: *sighs* Hey, Kyoshiro- Are you back to normal now?
Kyoshiro: Ow my face...what happened?
Ed: Good- Your back to normal. You went Kyo for a while.
Kasumi: what or who's Kyo?
Ed: It's the demon that he's kinda posed with.
Kasumi: I want Kyo back then!
Kasumi: *Shakes Kyoshiro* Kyo come back!
Kyoshiro: I don't really control him!
Kasumi: What about the cat and the fun?
Kyoshiro: I don't know- I never remember what Kyo does. He's a bit like his own person.
Ed: Let it go Kasumi.
Kasumi: You always ruin my fun!
Ed: You know what? I'm going to pass out now. *Falls over*
Kasumi: Well she's gone.
Kyoshiro: *Runs over to Ed* Is she ok?
Kasumi: Why wouldn't she be?
Kyoshiro: People don't pass out for no reason!
Kasumi: She does it all the time.
Kyoshiro: That's not a good thing!
Kasumi: Ed's weird like that.
Kyoshiro: Aren't you even going to help her?!
Kyoshiro: Gah! She's lucky I make medicine. Put her on the bed and I'll help her. *Goes over to and starts digging through his stuff*
Kasumi: Okay then...weird. *Picks Ed up and puts her on the bed* Hn. *Looks at bloody hand* OH CRAP WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER?!?!
Kyoshiro: Huh? Oh god! That was the last thing I remember! You stabbed her! *Digs faster*
Kasumi: Whoa, whoa. whoa! Time out! What do you mean "I" Stabbed her?!
Kyoshiro: That doesn't matter! She's lost a lot of blood by the looks of it. We need to stop the bleeding first.
Kasumi: This is bad. Maybe we have something. *Looks into the endless bag of...stuff*
Kyoshiro: I don't believe she had the strength to do all she did. She should have passed out long ago
Kasumi: You would be surprise about the will to live.
Kyoshiro: Does she have spare clothes? These ones are kinda of ruined and I need to put some bandages on her.
Kasumi: What the hell am I doing?!
Kyoshiro: I don't know! But you need to help me before she dies!
Kasumi: She can die and I can still save her.
Kyoshiro: Well, I need to put some bandages on. Find her some clothes because this shirt has to go.
Kasumi: *Takes out Tensaiga*
Kyoshiro: What's that for?!
Kasumi: To put her out of her misery!
Kyoshiro: Don't kill her! She can still live!
Kasumi: *Looks at him* Killing is wrong! I would never do that! I'm a warrior of Love and Peace! I just have to do what's best for her. *Raises Tensaiga*
Kyoshiro: Don't kill her!
Kasumi: I'm not gonna kill her. *Gets ready to swing*
Kyoshiro: Don't touch her!
Kasumi: Do you want her to die?!
Kyoshiro: That's exactly why I want you to stay away from her!
Kyoshiro: Just keep away!
Kasumi: *Hits Ed and Kyoshiro* See was that so hard now?
Kyoshiro: H-How am I not dead?
Kasumi: Oi Ed get up!
Ed: *Blinks and sits up* What's happening now?
Kasumi: You were dying.
Ed: Really? That's not cool.
Kasumi: You laughed when I died!
Ed: That's cause you blew up.
Ed: Look at my shirt! It's ruined! I loved that shirt...
Kasumi: Just wash it.
Ed: It's ripped!
Kasumi: I can sew it for you.
Ed: I'll need a shirt to wear while you do that.
Kasumi: How bout Aoshi's jacket?
Ed: You got his jacket?!
Kasumi: Yeah when you were in jail. I took a very long walk.
Ed: Gimmie gimmie!
Kasumi: *Goes into Endless bag of...stuff and takes out Aoshi's Jacket* Here you go. *Tosses Ed Aoshi's Jacket*
Ed: Yay! *Takes her shirt off and throws it to Kasumi* Fix that.
Kasumi: Damn someone really make work out of this.
Ed: Yeah. *Glares at Kasumi*
Ed: Nothing, nothing.
Kasumi: Did I do that black out thing again?
Ed: Yes, yes you did.
Kasumi: Ah damn it!
Ed: It's ok. I forgive you. And so does Kyoshiro- Right Kyoshiro?
Kyoshiro: How am I still alive when you hit me?!
Ed: The sword heals, not kills.
Kyoshiro: *Looks down at Ed's chest* Really, that's amazing*
Ed: It's ok- I like Tokijin cause it kills people.
Kasumi: Thou shall not kill
Ed: Can I help the fact I'm a murderer?
Kasumi: I'm gonna fix this.
Ed: That would be a big help.
Kasumi: *Takes out thread and needle* Rightly then. *Starts sewing*
Ed: What am I going to do while she does that?
Ed: *Sighs* I'm bored.
Ed: Are you ok Kyoshiro?
Ed: *Waves hand in front of his face* Hello?! Earth to Kyoshiro!
Kyoshiro: Yeah... *Starts drooling*
Ed: What's wrong with you?!
Ed: *Shakes him* Kyoshiro! Snap out of it!
Ed: *Shakes him harder*
Kyoshiro: They move a lot....
Ed: What are you talking about?!
Kasumi: Hn, people are so weird!
Kyoshiro: *Still staring*
Ed: Kyoshiro, You're starting to scare me.
Kyoshiro: They're kinda big...
Ed: What are?
Ed: What are you talking about?
Kyoshiro: *Motions his head down*
Ed: *Looks down* Oooooh!
Ed: Ah!! *Puts Aoshi's jacket on*
Kasumi: Ed you're very shy.
Kasumi: Well you are!
Ed: I know I am!
Kasumi: Are you sure you can't make Kyo come out again?
Kasumi: *Sigh* That sucks so hard!
Ed: I'm still bored...
Kasumi: So where do you want to go next?
Ed: I don't know. You pick.
Kasumi: Um....Shaman King maybe?
Ed: Ok then.
Kasumi: Sweet, I can't wait to see all the ghosts
Ed: Yeah! But we have to go get everyone.
Kasumi: I can't believe that they haven't found us.
Ed: They aren't that bright.
Ed: *Sighs* I'll miss you Kyoshiro-Mostly.
Kyoshiro: Thanks Ed.
Kasumi: I'll miss Kyo...
Kasumi: He was so cool and almost beat me.
Ed: Big deal.
Kasumi: I'm not that easy to beat!
Kasumi: I didn't even get a chance to say good-bye!
Ed: You can say good-bye to Kyoshiro. It's pretty much the same thing.
Kasumi: Not really...Kyo was better.
Kasumi: Kyo is! He can fight!
Ed: Kyoshiro because I never met Kyo!
Kasumi: Kyo! He's faster and smarter and like a demon!
Kasumi: Kyo! You did meet him and then punched him!
Ed: Then I really don't like him!
Kasumi: I don't see why!
Ed: Kyoshiro is much better!
Ed: Cause he's the best!
Kasumi: How?! I can beat him up with a flick of my wrist!
Ed: *Hugs Kyoshiro tighter* Don't mess with him Kasumi. That is your last warning!
Kasumi: I want to see Kyo!
Ed: And I say no!
Kasumi: So you know how I can see him then!
Ed: I never said that!
Kasumi: But you act like you do....
Ed: Well I don't.
Kasumi: What did I do?!
Ed: Nothing. Are you almost done with my shirt yet?
Kasumi: As soon as I'm finish with the "R" I'm done.
Ed: That's good.
Kasumi: Man, I feel like a housewife...
Ed: At least you do good work.
Kasumi: Sheesh I cook, I clean, and now I sew
Ed: Well thanks.
Kasumi: I'm a housewife.... great.... now all I have ta do is get a husband....
Kasumi: Where am I gonna get one of those?
Ed: Hiei. Duh.
Kasumi: Oh right! He's a guy!
Ed: *Shakes head and sighs*
Kasumi: But what if he doesn't want to? Then who?
Ed: He will.
Kasumi: Kyoshiro, do you think I'm marriage material?
Kyoshiro: You bet!
Ed: What about me?
Kyoshiro: Yeah, definitely!
Kasumi: Do you think Hiei will think I'm pretty enough?
Kyoshiro: Any guy would!
Ed: And me?
Kyoshiro: Yeah, yeah.
Kasumi: You think I'm pretty?! *Grabs Kyoshiro's hands* you just made my day!
Ed: Mine too!
Kasumi: *Sigh* You're so warm...
Ed: He is. *Puts hand on his forehead* Do you have a fever?
Kyoshiro: No, but she's really cold...
Ed: She always is.
Kasumi: Kyo said I was warm. I think he has no feeling.
Kyoshiro: Do you need to be warmed up?
Kasumi: That would be nice.
Ed: I feel hot....This jacket is really warm.
Kasumi: That's why Aoshi was going crazy if you ask me!
Ed: *Loosens collar* Man it's hot!
Kyoshiro: *Holds Kasumi and rubs her hands*
Ed: *Fans self*
Kasumi: Oh Ed your shirt is done.
Kasumi: It's on the bed.
Ed: *Throws off Aoshi's jacket* Thank you god!
Kyoshiro: *Stares at Ed* Yeah...
Ed: *Holds up shirt* You did a good job Kasumi
Kasumi: Thanks I was afraid I would mess up on the lettering.
Ed: You did good!
Kyoshiro: That's a weird shirt. Why does it say that?
Ed: *Smiles and hands shirt to Kyoshiro* It says "People are strange"
Kyoshiro: *Holds Kasumi in one arm* Hmmm, I can't read it. This has a nice feeling to it.
Ed: It's one of my favorite shirts.
Kasumi: That's why it's so faded
Ed: *Sighs* It's still nice though.
Kyoshiro: *Looks at Ed again* Yeah....
Ed: *Takes her shirt back and looks at it* I love you!
Ed: Huh? What?
Kyoshiro: Do you ever get any warmer?
Kasumi: not really...
Kyoshiro: *Sighs* Can't say I didn't try.
Kasumi: Maybe if I do this. *Sticks her hands down Kyoshiro shirt*
Kyoshiro: Ah! That's cold!
Kasumi: Maybe if I go around here... *Moves hands lower*
Kyoshiro: W-What are you doing?
Kasumi: Trying to warm up. You're a lot warmer down here.
Kyoshiro: I-I said stop!
Kasumi: Your heartbeat is really going up, so is your body temperature!
Kyoshiro: Y-you can tell?
Kasumi: I have very good hearing.
Kasumi: And your face is turning a bit red...
Ed: Poor Kyoshiro. Kasumi's too much for you to handle?
Kasumi: *Smiles* How bout if I do this?
Kyoshiro: Don't do that!
Kasumi: Does it feel weird?
Kyoshiro: You could say that.
Ed: *Starts laughing*
Kasumi: Do you feel like you're on fire? *Moves hand lower*
Kyoshiro: C-Come on! Stop!
Kasumi: Why? *Still moving further down*
Kyoshiro: I-I said so!
Kasumi: *Rests her hand on his abdomen*
Kyoshiro: *Sighs* Thank you.
Kasumi: *Crawls on Kyoshiro's lap* You were kinda making a big deal about it, so I had to stop.
Kyoshiro: Could you move please?
Kasumi: I'm really starting to warm up now.
Kasumi: *Blinks* Oro?
Ed: All right Kasumi- You've teased poor Kyoshiro enough now. Leave him alone.
Kasumi: Teasing him? How?
Ed: Just leave him alone.
Kasumi: Okay. *Get off Kyoshiro*
Kyoshiro: *Looks at Ed* Thanks...
Ed: Just forget it Kasumi.
Ed: AH! *Holds head and falls off bed*
Kasumi: *Smirks* So I was right?
Kasumi: *Looks at Kyoshiro*
Kyoshiro: What now!?
Kasumi: You are a very bad boy Kyoshiro-Chan!!
Kyoshiro: What was that now!?
Kasumi: *Giggles* You're a bad boy Kyoshiro-Chan!
Kyoshiro: Why do you keep saying that?
Kasumi: *Smirks* Cause
Kyoshiro: CAUSE WHY?
Kasumi: You are one that's why.
Kyoshiro: One what?!
Kasumi: You're a very bad boy.
Kasumi: Tisk on you.
Kyoshiro: Why exactly?
Kasumi: Trying to take advantage of us.
Kyoshiro: Advantage? I was not!
Kasumi: Poor Ed, for once she was speechless
Ed: I still kinda am...
Kasumi: What will he do next?
Ed: *Stares at Kyoshiro*
Kyoshiro: Please don't give me that look.
Kasumi: For shame
Ed: I do it better- For Shame.
Kasumi: *Pushes Kyoshiro down* That's right!
Ed: *Stands up* Yeah!
Kasumi: *Puts an arm on either side of Kyoshiro* What are we gonna do with you?
Ed: *Stand behind Kasumi* Tisk tisk- Yes. What are we to do with him?
Kasumi: Someone needs to be punished
Ed: *Nods* Yes. Punished.
Kasumi: What to do? What to do?
Ed: Something in the bag maybe?
Kasumi: *Jumps on Kyoshiro's waist* Maybe or we can do something worst...
Ed: Oh yes. *Kneels next to Kasumi* Something MUCH worst.
Kasumi: *Grins at Kyoshiro*
Kasumi: *Leans forward near Kyoshiro's face* What though?
Ed: I don't know. Maybe we should just do what we want to him and see where it goes from there.
Kasumi: Lets strap him to the bed!
Kasumi: YAY! This is gonna be fun!
Ed: You bet!
Kyoshiro: To the bed?
Kasumi: Yeah! Then we'll start!
Ed: You got it!
Kasumi: *Holds Kyoshiro's hands over his head*
Kyoshiro: Hey now!
Ed: *Pulls out handcuffs and smiles evilly*
Kasumi: *Put Kyoshiro's hands near the headboard*
Ed: *Cuffs him*
Kasumi: Get something for his feet too. We don't want him kicking!
Ed: Right! *Pulls out rope and ties Kyoshiro's feet*
Kasumi: There ya go! *Pats Kyoshiro's chest* Now, what ta do to ya?
Kyoshiro: Untie me and let me go?
Kasumi: *Bouches a little* No silly!
Ed: Duh. Hey Kasumi! *Whispers in her ear* How bout that?
Kasumi: Hmm... I don't know...
Ed: Come on! It'll be so much fun!
Kasumi: Maybe...*Looks at Kyoshiro and grins*
Kasumi: *trails her finger in circles around his upper chest* well, stuff.
Ed: Yup. *Plays with the cuff of his pants*
Kasumi: *Tugs a bit at his shirt*
Kyoshiro: Um...What are you two doing?
Kasumi: I'm gonna love doing this! *Opens his shirt*
Kasumi: Wow he's muscular!
Ed: Wow. He is!
Kasumi: *Runs her hands over his chest* Did you know you were this muscular?
Kasumi: I like this!
Ed: Hey! Let me try!
Ed: *Starts rubbing Kyoshiro's chest* Oh, that IS nice!
Kasumi: Lets see what next?
Kyoshiro: Erm…S-stop and let me go?
Kasumi: *Puts her finger on Kyoshiro's lips* Hush now.
Kasumi: But what?
Kyoshiro: I have.... things to do.
Kasumi: *Starts playing with Kyoshiro's belt* Hmmm, I don't know...
Ed: I say no!
Kasumi: Okay then. *Tugs on the belt*
Kasumi: *Tugs harder*
Ed: I don't think so!
Kasumi: This thing is on tight!
Ed: Here. Let me help. *Pulls belt*
Kasumi: Lets see what we have to work with here
Kyoshiro: Come on now! S-stop!
Kasumi: *Pokes Kyoshiro's stomach* Hn.
Kasumi: He's so cute with that face!
Ed: Poor Kyoshiro!
Kasumi: *Leans down and hugs Kyoshiro* Don't worry, we aren't gonna hurt you much
Kyoshiro: Gods help me...
Kasumi: They aren't listening
Ed: Don't be afraid Kyoshiro.
Kasumi: Yeah. Too bad you can't get any stronger and then break the handcuffs.
Kyoshiro: Yeah. *Sighs*
Kasumi: I bet if you turned into Kyo he could do t and then kill us, but I doubt it.
Kyoshiro: *Nods and sighs again*
Kasumi: *Pat his chest* But don't worry you little head off. We'll be gentle.
Ed: Or, try to.
Kasumi: Now I want pumpkin pie...
Ed: Now that you mention it, I could use some pixie sticks.
Kasumi: You hungry?
Ed: Yeah. You too?
Kasumi: Yeah. Kyoshiro how bout you?
Kasumi: You like ramen?
Kyoshiro: I guess.
Kasumi: How can you guess if you like ramen?!
Kyoshiro: I haven't ever had any.
Kasumi: You had stakes the size of Rhoda Island, but not Ramen?
Kasumi: You're so screwed up!
Kyoshiro: I can't help it.
Kasumi: Ug, I just can't believe someone has never had Ramen!
Ed: Who cares. Lets just eat!
Kasumi: No, He has learned his lesson!
Ed: We can do that after we eat!
Kasumi: But! He...*Whimpers*
Ed: Think of it as making him suffer. He doesn't know what we're going to do, and were making him wait.
Kasumi: Oh okay!
Ed: Yes! Now go make ramen!
Kasumi: *Jumps off Kyoshiro* I'll be back so don't move okay
Ed: Like he can?
Kasumi: *Pats his leg* You have a point. *Goes off*
Ed: Now what to do? *Looks at Kyoshiro*
Kyoshiro: Let me go?
Ed: Tisk tisk! Sorry Kyoshiro. Nothing will get me to let you go!
Yuya: *Comes in running* Kyoshiro!
Ed: Hey! What are you doing here?
Yuya: I was worried when I saw Kyoshiro bring your friend to the inn, so I fallowed!
Ed: Oh. Well everything is ok.
Yuya: Why is he on the bed like that?!
Ed: Cause we're paying him back.
Yuya: How so?
Ed: For being a perv.
Ed: It's going to be so much fun!
Yuya: *Takes out her gun* I'll help!
Kasumi: Ramen shall be ready in a min!
Ed: Hey Kasumi! Yuya's going to help us!
Kasumi: YAY! Lets gang up on Kyoshiro!
Kyoshiro: Help me....
Kasumi: It is futile to ask for help! HA HA!
Ed: Kyoshiro's gonna get it!
Yuya: He deserves it for everything he's done!
Ed: So true!
Kyoshiro: Why me...
Kasumi: Because you're the main character I guess
Kasumi: It's all in good fun. *Pat his chest*
Ed: Yeah- Lots of fun.
Kasumi: Plus ramen!
Kasumi: Its not done.
Kasumi: Things take time
Ed: Not fair!
Kasumi: Two mins
Ed: *Starts crying*
Kyoshiro: Is she going to be ok?
Kasumi: Not for two mins
Kyoshiro: Is there anything we can do for her?
Kasumi: She just wants ramen.
Kasumi: odd isn't she?
Yuya: I'll say.
Ed: Is it done yet?!?
Kasumi: that was only half a min
Ed: NOOO!!!! *Cries more*
Kasumi: see what I mean?
Kyoshiro: It's not much longer now.
Kasumi: Meh. I can download stuff on my computer faster then I can make noodles.
Yuya: What's that?
Kasumi: It's like putting a file from one computer to another.
Kasumi: a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data
Ed: How about now?
Kasumi: Go look and see if you and it so much
Ed: I don't feel like moving.
Kasumi: Well I guess it will burn if it's ready
Ed: GO CHECK!!
Kasumi: Don't feel like it
Ed: DAMN YOU! *Runs to check on ramen*
Kasumi: It's amazing what one word can do to people.
Kyoshiro: She can run fast...
Kasumi: She can run faster.
Ed: *Comes in eating a bowel of ramen* Mmmm.....Ramen.
Kasumi: So it was done.
Ed: *Nods* Ramen....*Eats more*
Ed: Aren't you gonna eat any?
Kasumi: I'm fine
Ed: You want some Kyoshiro?
Kyoshiro: I don't know
Ed: Do you at least want to try some?
Kyoshiro: I've never had ramen...
Ed: Do you want to try it?
Kasumi: Just give it to him!
Ed: All right! *Feeds some to Kyoshiro* Well?
Kyoshiro: its okay
Ed: OKAY?!? It's great!!
Kyoshiro: If you say
Kasumi: Its good you just don't know it
Kyoshiro: *Blinks* All right then
Kasumi: *Pokes him with Tetsusaiga* Come on.
Kyoshiro: Don't do that!
Kasumi: *Pokes again*
Kasumi: *Pokes a couple more times*
Kasumi: *Takes Tetsusaiga out of the sheath and near his throat* You were saying?
Kyoshiro: *Gulps* Never mind
Kasumi: Hn, fast learner.
Kyoshiro: Thanks- I guess
Kasumi: Prisoner number 002 shouldn't speak unless spoken to.
Ed: He is prisoner 002!
Kasumi: Everyone else is dead or a minion.
Kyoshiro: Who was prisoner 001?
Kasumi: Spike, Spike Spiegel
Kyoshiro: Who's that?
Kasumi: We tied him to a chair and then took his clothes.
Ed: Yup! And he lived!
Kasumi: Yeah, we pushed him down the stairs
Yuya: And he lived?
Kasumi: Yeah. Then Ed pushed me down the stairs.
Ed: It was fun!
Kasumi: I landed on him.
Kasumi: You still never thought of how the balls felt!
Ed: That's because I don't want to!
Kasumi: They have feelings too!
Kasumi: we aren't gonna shove Kyoshiro down the stairs are we?
Ed: Nah. To much time to find stairs.
Kyoshiro: Hey Wait!
Ed: Nope! Our minds are made up.
Kasumi: Tied to the bed or not?
Kasumi: Okay then!
Ed: Right! *Unties Kyoshiro*
Ed: *Grabs Kyoshiro* To the window!
Yuya: No, don't do it!
Ed: Why not?
Yuya: You could kill him!
Ed: That's not a good enough reason.
Kasumi: Dying isn't that big of a deal. He'll get use to it.
Kyoshiro: No! No I won't!
Kasumi: I've dyed before it isn't that bad.
Ed: Yeah. And if you go to hell, mention my name. You'll get special treatment.
Kasumi: It's not that bad of a death.
Kyoshiro: I don't want to die!
Kasumi: Death is but a door, time but a window. I'm sure you'll be back.
Ed: Whatever. *Picks up Kyoshiro* To the window!
Yuya: NO! *Runs in front of the window*
Ed: Just let me throw him out the window! He'll live.
Kasumi: Maybe he'll get hurt.
Ed: But that's it!
Kasumi: Well Kyoshiro, get ready to scream like a girl.
Kyoshiro: I don't wanna die!
Kasumi: That's the squeaky voice we want!
Ed: Now move Yuya.
Yuya: *Points gun at Ed and Kasumi* NO!
Ed: Don't make me hurt you.
Yuya: I will not let you hurt him!! *shoots and hits Kyoshiro on the leg*
Ed: You hurt Kyoshiro! *Drops Kyoshiro and pulls out Vash's gun* You shall pay!
Kyoshiro: *Hides in a corner*
Kasumi: This reminds me of homecoming!
Kasumi: Yeah, you shot them all up!
Ed: They deserved it!
Kasumi: Why did you kill the math teacher? I know we had that test the next week, but was that really the best thing to do?
Ed: She was mocking me! I could see it in her eyes! 0.o
Kasumi: Half the cheerleader's heads did the splits!
Ed: I hate those damn preps!
Kasumi: The whole glee club had died by the time the police got there!
Ed: They were too...glee-full!
Kasumi: Shoot her if ya want. See if I care.
Kasumi: *Sits next to Kyoshiro* Well it sucks to be her.
Kyoshiro: Will she really kill her? And did she really do those things you said?
Kasumi: *Nods* Yeah...I can't believe she did it too!
Kyoshiro: What is homecoming though?
Kasumi: a big crappie social dance thing
Kyoshiro: And she killed everyone?
Kasumi: No, there were some survivors. Not many but survivors
Kyoshiro: Why did she do it?
Kasumi: Plot to freak everyone out and eventuality take over the earth.... again
Ed: And cause they made fun of me wearing a dress!
Kasumi: People are so mean now a days.
Ed: It was a nice dress! The first one I had worn since 5th grade graduation.
Kasumi: Okay Ed, less talkie more shootie.
Ed: Amen! *Shoots at Yuya*
Yuya: AHHH! Help! *Dodges*
Ed: Give me your gun, and I'll let you live.
Yuya: Kyoshiro Help me!
Kyoshiro: That's ok....
Yuya: You Chicken shit!
Kyoshiro: Damn straight
Kasumi: *Punches Kyoshiro on the arm* You'll save Ed but not Yuya?
Kyoshiro: Ed is scarier.
Kasumi: More so then me?
Yuya: *Shoots at Ed and hit Kasumi*
Kasumi: *Looks at Yuya* What the hell was that for?! Shoot him!
Yuya: I'm sorry.
Ed: You bitch! *Tackles Yuya* Apologize!
Kasumi: She just did!
Ed: Well do it again!
Yuya: I'm sorry don't kill me!
Ed: Give me your gun.
Kasumi: ....Screw this! I'm just tossing him out!
Ed: No! I am!
Kasumi: *Picks Kyoshiro and throws him like a football out he window*
Kasumi: There he goes!
Chou: Who throws a perfectly good person out the window? I ask you!
Bakura: Shut up Broomhead! *Smacks Chou*
Chou: That hurt!
Ed: *Looks out window* Hey guys!
Legato and Chou: MASTER!!!
Bakura: The royal bitch!
Ed: Hey! That's mean fox boy!
Legato: *Smacks Bakura over the head* Shut up Fox bitch!
Bakura: It's the other bitch!
Kasumi: Don't make me turn you into a fox!
Bakura: Like you could!
Bakura: *Covered in a puff of smoke*
Ed: Ooo! Pretty smoke!
Bakura: *Now a cute little sliver fox with big brown eyes*
Ed: Oh my god! He's so cute! *Jumps down and hugs Bakura*
Kyoshiro: B-but he was just a human, b-but now he's a fox?!
Kasumi: *Jumps down* Stop hugging him!
Ed: But he's cute! And soft! And....cute! *Rubs Bakura's ears*
Bakura: And you still rub my damn ears!!
Ed: They're soft! *Rubs ears more*
Kyoshiro: *Looks at Bakura* What the...?!
Ed: Isn't he cute?
Bakura: I hate you all!!
Ed: I love you! *Hugs him*
Bakura: Get me away from this bitch!
Ed: So cute...
Kyoshiro: How can he talk?
Kasumi: Well he was at first a spirit of a ring from Ancient Egypt, but then I turned him into a fox demon.
Legato: *Punches Bakura* Stop talking about master in that tone!!!
Bakura: Ow! Stop hitting me!
Legato: Stop talking about master like that then fox bitch!!!
Kasumi: Gato-Chan leave Kura-Chan alone!
Ed: *Hugs Bakura tighter* What am I to do with you?
Kasumi: Shove him in the bag I guess.
Bakura: Yes, do that!
Ed: But he's so cute...
Kasumi: *Holds up bag* Last chance!
Bakura: *Jumps into the bag*
Legato: One down!
Legato: One more to go!
Chou: Yeah! Hey...
Legato: Not you....
Chou: Oh! Yay!
Kasumi: Shut up Legato!
Legato: Make me whore!
Kasumi: If anyone will be going it will be you first
Legato: Shut up whore!
Kasumi: Hn, I win.
Ed: No...I win!
Kasumi: whatever, lets go now.
Ed: Right. Bye Kyoshiro! I'll come back and visit ya. *Pulls out 8 ball*
Kyoshiro: Um yeah....*Runs off*
Ed: Huh...How many people have I scared away now Kasumi?
Kasumi: Too many
Ed: *Shrugs* Ah well *Shake 8 ball* Take us to Shaman King.
Magical dimensional 8 ball of magic: Rightly oh!
Magical dimensional 8 ball of magic: ....okay…..
Ed, Kasumi, Legato, Chou: *Disappear*