Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A TwoPair Of Brown Eyes ❯ You Reek, Ryou ( Chapter 3 )

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Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: I'm baaaack!

Ryou: O_O

Bakura: Oh ra, NO!

Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: *Psychopath grin*

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Chapter 2: You Reek, Ryou

What am I doing now, five minutes after screaming hysterically at my sexy yami?

Lying on my bed with my eyes closed, listening to music. Really, really loud music. And thinking about why in bloody, frightening hell I shouted at him.

But really, he should've beaten the crap out of me as soon as I called him a bakayarou... I wonder why he didn't. He had that weird, distant, not evil/sexy look in his eyes. It was almost as if...

He couldn't have.

Could he?

Before I can continue my paranoid, ever-so productive thoughts, I feel a heavy, large weight on my stomach.

Oof- Damn, that's heavy!

Snapping my eyes open, I see Bakura lying sideways, face down, across my midsection, legs stretched out to my left. He's stretching out like a cat, and looks, well, comfortable. I can feel his abs flex as he's stretching.

Why is lying on me?!

"Uh, Bakura..." I say to him, probably looking like a tomato bathed in the blood of a beet.

"Hmm?" He sounds so- so- relaxed... Umm, is he curling his fingers in and out like a cats?

He is...

Bakura, you creepy, freakish, sexy psycho. I know it shouldn't, but seeing him do that is putting very, very dirty thoughts in my head...

"Why are you lying on my stomach?"

"Comfy Ryou pillow." Okaay... He's starting to scare me. Never before has he even paid this much attention, let alone professed to my being a comfortable, um, 'pillow'.

"Ya... but- why?"

"Why not?"

I'm going to kill him- I really, really am! Even if he is twice my size, a guy, incredibly sexy and my yami. I'm- Going- To- Kill- Him.

... eventually.

"Ryou?" He asks me softly. Wait, softly? Hey! Now I KNOW there's something wrong!

"Y- ya?"

"Did you know that yamis have better senses of smell then normal humans?"

I stare up at the ceiling. "so?"

I can feel his weight shifting on me. Eep! What the fuck is he doing?!

My head and eyes snap forwards-

Only to come face to face with a large pair of sharp crimson red eyes.

"Eep!" Oh sweet mother of the holy Jesus Christ! Why, in all reason, is he so close to me?!

"B- Bak- kura, w- what-" I can barely get my words around my tongue, because even somene as dense as me can't fail to notice that my incredibly well-built, sexy yami is now straddling my hips in an unmentionably suggestive way.

"Oi, Ryou?" he's completely calm- Bakura, you baka! Damn you!

"Y- ya?"

"You reek."

"Huh?" What the- Where the hell did that come from? Oh ya- the sense of small... Wait a second- I reek? of what?

"I said, 'You reek.'."

"Of what?" I ask curiously. Okay, so my curiousity has temporarily overcome my sense of panic at being pinned down by someone four times stronger than me. So?

"Isn't it obvious?"

No, Bakura, it isn't. Why? Because I'm not a supersmelling yami like you, moron! I'm overly tempted to say this... but I do like living, thnks.

"No, really Bakura." I say in my polite brit voice.

"Why, Ryou, I'd think you'd know... You reeking of blood and all?"

B-b- BLOOD? Oh no- he can't mean- it can't be-

"What's wrong hikari? You didn't really think you could live yourentire life without someone finding out, did you?" his voice is like a purr- And to this, there is only one thing I want to do.

Run away, really, really fast.

But he's got me pinned.

Think Ryou, think! How can you dissuade him?! Gotta buy yourself some more time!

"Um- I have no idea what you're talking about, Bakura." Oh craaaap... that lie was so fake! He'll see right through it- I'm gonna die!

He's put his mouth right beside my ear. "I think you know exactly what I'm talking about- little girl."

"Nyerp-" I can't even say a comprehensible word right now- but that's mostly because he just put his face about an inch from mine.

Oh fuck- this has been a good day, hasn't it?
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Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel- Do you get why Bakura was acting all surprised now? R&R!