Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Anime's chibi files: Prince of Shadows ❯ Back Away From the Chibi! ( Chapter 6 )

Seth: Itai!! For the last time! I DIN'T DO NOTHING!!!!!!

Anime: :whacks Seth on the head again: I know

Seth: WHAT!!

Anime: I just don't like you at the moment

Seth: WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!

Seto: Seth! Would you be quiet!!

Seth: Make me!

Seto: That's it!

Anime: BOTH OF YOU SHUT IT!!

Blade: C'mon, people want to know what's going to happen!

Anime: Oh hush you!

Janice: Sheesh, grouchy aren't we

Anime: Sod off

Teanna: Hi you guys!!

Anime: Eeeeekkk!! Evil lady!!

C. Yami: Aku!!

Seto-Seth: :Seething:

Teanna: Nani?

Anime-Janice-C. Yami: Shinde Teanna!!!

Teanna: Eiyaa!

Bakura: Ya think it's safe?

Malik: Maybe :sees Anime: then again, maybe not

Tatiana: C'mon you two, Anime's a little busy at the moment so I think it's safe for you

Bakura: Nuh uh, no way am I risking it

Malik: Count me out

Tatiana: Sissies

Bakura-Malik: WHAT!

Tatiana: You two are pointless

Bakura: Damn, need to ask Anime something

Anime: Shoot

Bakura-Malik: Ahhh!

Anime: I'm not mad anymore

Bakura: Okay… How come I'm not in this?

Malik: And why would someone think I'm evil?

Anime: Kura, you ain't in this 'cause it's not about you. Malik, I have no idea why someone would think you're evil

C. Yami: Maybe 'cause him twy to kill me!!

Malik: Yeah but, I was supposed to be evil in battle city! I am Marik's yami after all

Tatiana: What about Teanna?

Teanna: :Being chased by Janice and C. Yami:

Anime: ^_^ I don't think we need to worry about that

// Yami's to Hikari's //

\\ Hikari's to Yami's \\

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Disclaimer: Don't own anything but the plot, and my OC's!

Anime's chibi files: Prince of Shadows Chapter Six: Back away From the Chibi!

It took a few minutes for the sight before Seto to sink in. Once it did he found himself doubled over from laughter. Why was he laughing you ask? Simply because the sight of Yami hiding under the bed and Seth on the ground trying to get him out was hilarious! (Anime: I wish I'd had my camera! Seth: Nani!!)

// What do you find so funny Hikari? // \\ You mainly\\ // Oh really//

Yami quickly crawled out from under the bed and ran over to hide behind Seto. As Seto fought to stop laughing Seth had gotten up, "What happened?" // Nothing you need to worry yourself with Hikari// \\Sure\\ "Where's Moki?" He looked down at the Chibi, "Most likely eating breakfast, which is what we where going to do" he glared at Seth. "Den lets go eat someting Setty!" Seto smiled while being pulled along by Yami, Seth was starting to hate his Hikari all over again.

(Seth: No, we finally agreed to stop fighting! Seto: Apparently not in the story…)

Once they where in the kitchen…

"Took you long enough" Mokuba was eating his breakfast, already more then half done. Seto went to make himself coffee, while Yami found a cushion to put on one of the chairs for himself. Seth decided to just lean against the wall, which happened to be by the phone. Said phone chose that moment to ring, which Mokuba quickly picked up before Seth had a chance to send it to the Shadow Realm. "Hello?"

"Hey Mokuba, it's Yugi!"

"Oh hey Yugi, there a reason you're calling?"

"Uh yeah, can I quickly talk to Yami?"

"Sure thing, hang on. Yami, phone"

"Okie!" Once again he grabbed a stool and dragged it over to the phone, "Hiya Hikari!"

"Someone's in a good mood"

"Yup!"

"I'm afraid to ask…"

"Why'd ya cawl?"

"Oh yeah, I was just wondering if you needed the puzzle or wanted it"

"Umm…"

"Yes or no question Yami"

"Yes!"

"All right, I'll bring it over later then okay?"

"Okie!"

"Yami, what do you want to eat?" Seto was searching through the fridge, wondering what to eat himself.

"I need ta go Yugi! I gots ta eat now!"

"Okay, I'll see you later then"

"Buh bye!"

"Bye"

"So? What do you want to have Yami?"

"Fruit"

"Just fruit?"

"Yup! Me love fruit's!! My favor-right, favo-ri…, uhh, fav one is grapes!"

Seto couldn't help but smile as Yami struggled to say favorite, "Fruit salad sound good?"

"Yay! Yummy fruits all mixered togeder!" Yami jumped over to the table and climbed up onto his chair. Everyone had surprisingly forgotten about Seth, who was of course scowling at Seto. When he was finished the fruit salad he gave Yami a bowl and fork, "You really love fruit, don't you?" Yami was by now jumping in his seat as he ate. He looked up at Seto and grinned a thank you just as the phone rang again. This time Seto answered it, "Hello, Kaiba speaking"

"What did you do to my poor little Yami!"

He held the phone away from himself while she shrieked, "What do want Gardner?"

"Put my Yami on the phone!"

"First, he's not yours! Second, he's eating at the moment and third, why the hell would he give a damn about you?"

"You're poisoning him?!"

"Why won't you leave me alone women!"

"Give Yami back you- you, grr…"

Yami started giggling as he ate, ^ Why won't Setty just hang up on her? ^ ~ Wonder why Seth's so quiet? ~ ^ I forgots about him! ^ ~ I noticed ~

"Setty, why don't ya hang up?"

~ There's something I'd like to know too ~

"Tea, shut your mouth so people can actually think!"

"You've probably brain-washed my poor little Yami or hypnotized him by now"

"If that where the case, which is utterly ridiculous, why would Yugi let him stay?"

"OH MY GOD!! YOU BRAIN-WASHED POOR YUGI TOO!!!"

"YOU STUPID SLUT! I HAVEN'T DONE A THING TO YAMI!!" he hung up, or rather slammed the receiver down, and stalked back to his coffee cup on the counter. Yami and Mokuba where now laughing out loud, and even Seth was smirking. (Anime: Wonder why…)

"Setty, can we go out today?" Yami, chibi eyes on, was looking over at the still pissed Seto. Of course, once he saw the adorable look Yami was giving him he couldn't refuse, "Sure, where though?" Yami had to think, "I don't have noting else to wear, so…" The chibi grinned, ^ If he say yes den dis is going ta be fun! ^

"You have a point" ^ This could be interesting ^

"What about Seth? Where he going ta be?" Yami looked over at Seth for a moment. Seto thought about it, then grinned…

"We won't be gone long okay"

"Just go"

"Are you sure you can handle him?"

"Yes"

"You're positive?"

"Damn it yes!"

"If you're sure…"

"Damn it! Just go already Seto!"

"No need to shout Mokuba"

"Oh really. Then why are you still here?"

"Call Yugi if you have to"

"Just go, I've been home alone before"

"That's not what worries me though"

"It's going to take him a while to find his way out first, then find me to get some answers"

"SETTY!!"

"I'm coming! Make sure nothing gets broken Mokuba"

"I will, now go!"

Ding Dong

"COMING!!"

Mokuba ran to the door, or from Seth, which ever you prefer. "Hi" Mokuba, now panting from running down the stairs and away from an extremely pissed Seth, greeted Yugi.

"Uh hi, are you okay?"

"I… will be… once I…"

"MOKUBA!!!"

Mokuba paled, "Shit!"

"Uh, I just came to drop off the puzzle for Yami, is he here?"

"No, he went out with Seto to go buy clothes that will fit him"

"Then who was yelling?"

"I was. Now Mokuba, tell me where your brother went with pharaoh!"

"And get in trouble? I think not Seth"

"Seth?"

"Don't ask, I'm not too sure myself"

"Oookay then, here's the puzzle. Make sure it gets to Yami, in one piece"

"No problem Yugi! See ya"

"Mokuba… tell me now!"

"You're sure your okay?"

"Yup! Seth's not aloud to hurt me or Yami said he's going to banish him to the Shadow Realm for a time out"

"Time out?"

"He's still five Yugi"

"This can't get any worse"

"What are talking about?"

"Uhh nothing, I should go now. See ya!"

"That was weird"

"You got ten seconds to run kid"

"Or what?"

"You'll see…"

"Hello?"

"Hey Bakura, uh we have a slight problem"

"Does this problem have a name?"

"Yup, Seth"

"Seth!"

"Itai! Don't yell in the phone!"

"Sorry, but we have a big problem!"

"Like what?"

"Seth and Seto are going to be competing!!"

"Oh yeah…"

"You're as hopeless as my Hikari"

"Bull shit!"

"My mistake, Ryou's still hopeless"

"What are we going to do?"

"Hope that Seth will back off!"

"Do you really believe that?"
"No, but it's better then what might actually happen"

"So, now what!"

"Thinking… Tea still thinks she did it right?"

"Yeah"

"Good. I guess I'll call Malik and see what he thinks"

"Okay, I'll see you at school on Monday Bakura"

"Sure"

"Who the bloody hell is this?"

"Hello to you too Malik"

"Bakura?"

"Yes, what of it?"
"Do you have any idea what time it is?"

"No, nor do I care"

"Ass hole"

"Reason I called in the first place, we have a problem"

"I know- I know, Ishizu gave the Rod to Seto, Seth is still going to go for pharaoh, blah blah blah, and are plan is screwed!"

"You know?"
"I had to explain something to Seto, So yeah, I know"

"And?"

"I have no bloody clue what to do"

"Great"

"Well, I might be able to per sway Ishizu to let me and Marik visit…"

"Then do it! I can't think of anything!"

"I'll have to call you later then, seeing as it's fairly late still…"

"Sorry about that"

"Yeah, yeah. I call you later or something"

"What ever Malik"

"TELL ME DAMN IT!!"

"MAKE ME!!"
"WHY YOU LITTLE!!!"

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Anime: Are you happy now?

Bakura: Yes ^_^

Malik: You're hopeless

Tatiana: You're both hopeless!!