Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Cartoons v. Real People ❯ The Cousins are Comming!: It's the end of the world! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything! Well this fanfic, my computer, my puppy and....alright I do own stuff but no anime.

Warnings: I dunno, everything.

A/N: I am aware on how screwed up this was last time so I changed the program. SRY!

Bakura = Y. Bakura

Ryou = regular Bakura (well almost....he's OOC)

Yami = Y. Yugi

Yugi = Yugi ( he's also OOC)

Marik = Y. Malik

Malik = Malik ( i dont know much about Y. Malik and Malik so they r OOC sorta cause I know nothin. Not the reason why I put Yugi and Ryou OOC)

Pegasus = himself

Seto = himself

Mokuba = himself

Shaadi = himself

I tell the real ppl later.
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Cartoons v. Real People
Ch.1- The cousins are comming!:It's the end of the world!

Kit: Hi! I own my Yami.
Y. Kit: KittyCatz!!!!!! You do not!! Why do you do that to me?!!
KittyCatz: Heh...Heh....then who does?
Yami Kit:*dreamily* YAMI DOES! I invited him over.....and all the other Yamis!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kit: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did u invite Yugi and Ryou and Malik and everone else?
Y. Kit: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kit: *goes pale* Oh noooooooooooooooooo! What are you tryin to do kill me? They'll.......Hah! Good One! They are in Japan we are in the United States. *triumphant smile*
Y. Kit: I gave 'em directions!
(YGO gang comes in)
Yugi: Sorry we are late-
Joey: Yeah. Mr. Moneybags..... next time follow their directions!
Seto: Well I'm sorry! Not really and-
Yugi: DONT INTERUPT ME JOEY WHEELER JUST BECAUSE I'M SHORT!
Joey: Uh...riiiiiight. Sorry Yug.
Yami: Yeah!!!!!!!!! Don't interupt my light. Yami Kit! *hearts in his eyes*
Y. Kit: Sorry ladies all the Yamis are mine!
Kit: ahem!
Y. Kit: Oh, sorry! And Ryou and Malik are KittyCatz.
Kit: *heatedly* I don't need a boyfriend- SHUT UP! Are you Yamis gonnna fuck again?
Yamis: YEP! (run off)
Kit: Aw shiznit!
Seto: Not in front of Moku-
Yugi: (to you, the readers) Are any of u my fans?(puppy dog eyes) (u nod)YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! I HAVE FANS!
Ryou: Uh.............riiight. Yugi why are u talking to a computer?
Malik: *sarcasm* Gosh Yugi I don't know how but I think u r really anoying!
Kit: I agree with Mal-
Yugi: KittyCatz! *sniff* I know u r new but *starts to cry*
Kit: FINE! I'msorryyugi. There I said it... ya happy?
Yugi: Verrrrrrry! Will u be my friend? (puppy dog eyes)
Ryou: Aw man she's gonna get her.
Malik: Yugi....down boy.
Kit: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!(they shake their heads no) YAMI GET YOUR 'FRIENDS' OUT!
Y. Kit: No! (all Yamis come up looking pissed)
Kit: Don't do anything to me! I have a fic to write on my computer and-*staring at all guy Yamis*
Yami: Why is KittyCatz staring at me?
Kit: You Yamis have your leather on.....wow......uh..........I'm reaaly ditzy right now.*snaps out of trance*
Yami: Am I attractive?
Seto: HELL NO!
Yami: I was talking to Kit! Not you! Kit am I attractiv-
Kit: Yami Kit, answer Yami and I'll say get on with the f- (doorbell rings) FUCK! (goes down and answers it) Hi Ya! (my friends come over- Dij, Kate, Chel, Meg, and Meggie. we go back upstairs) Guys these are my friends...Dij, Kate, Chel, Meg, and Meggie.
Tristan: GIRLS!!!!!! YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dij: SHUT YOUR MOUTH GAYWAD!!! BOY EVEN IF YOU TRY YOU WILL NEVER-
Kit: Dij CHILL!!!!!!!!!*sees some kids* Why are your cousins here?
Kate: Well...uh....see your cousin is here-
Kit:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Not Lea-
Kit.: PLEASE RA NOT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Lea: Hi ya Kit! Hello Mokuba!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: SETO HELP SOME GIRL!!!!! GONNA DIE!!!! I'M TOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!-
Seto: Call off your attack Lea!
Kit: *blinks* Anywho on with the f-
All the cousins trap everyone and tie people up and take over THE WORLD! No....just my room and this fic.
Kit: Nooooo! I'm ruined! I already was but hey.... YOU YGO GANG DONT KNOW WHAT THEIR 'MINDS' ARE CAPIBALE OF-
Lea: Be quiet or its make out time with.....RYOU!! (insane, evil laughter)
Kit: Considering I'm tied up to him....it doesn't really matter.
Ryou: I second that.
cousins: (evily) well...on with the fic, wait Kit, type....NOW! EXACTLY WHAT WE SAY!
Kit: (now free, goes to computer)*sarcasticly* Oh joy! *sigh* on with the fic.......................
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Worthless I know. This actually happened, I mean no YGO characters, but my cousins are telling me what to write.
~KITTYCATZ (2)~
~and sadly, her and her friends' cousins. BOOOO!~
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