Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Cartoons v. Real People ❯ A lot of supernatural junk I thought of ( Chapter 4 )
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By: KittyCatz(2) 
Yeah well all the Yamis find out something intersting about Kit and all the real ppl lose their memory. Enjoy!
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Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.17.2003 | Updated On: 10.05.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 206 | Status: Completed
Yeah well all the Yamis find out something intersting about Kit and all the real ppl lose their memory. Enjoy!
PLEASE REVIEW!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.17.2003 | Updated On: 10.05.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 206 | Status: Completed
Cartoons v. Real People
Ch. 4
LATER ON:
Seto has come back and everyone has finished eating. The cartoons are apart from the real people, who are surronded by the fire, and the cartoons are whining about not being able to govern their world from here.
Ryou: Aww... this isn't fair!
Yugi: Tell me about it!
Joey: Where are we anyways?
Tristan: Well, we know two things-
Shaadi: We are in some sort of other virtual reality game, like Seto's, but it isn't.
Yami: And these real people are here, so we aren't the only one's here sent by Pegasus.
Meggie: *in that language* Oh.......I hate this! Why Yu-Gi-Oh? I mean they are so selfish!
Kit: It's not like we can help it....... *in english* YES! I've found the so call safest possible route, it passes by a graveyard or two or three, a 'forrbiddin' forest, a castle with a dragon, a chess match, a jurassic period, space station, and a deserted army camp. Oh how safe. Oh! Wait they all are in portals. What kinda freaky world is ths?! Ah.... hey almighty freaks-
cartoons: WHAT?!
all real ppl: *laughing their heads off*
Joey: I don't get it.
Mokuba: I'm glad I didn't answer, she said 'almighty freaks' heh....heh. Don't kill me.
cartoons: Grrrr
Malik: What happended to respect?
Kit: I said 'for now'.
Malik: Well that was mean.
Kit: Fine I'm sorry.
all real: Yeah we are too.
Shaadi: What about the 'almighty freaks' part?
Kit: Not sorry for that.
Mokuba: Why?
Kit: 'Cause I'm tellin it like it is!
cartoons: You were so nice to Mokuba, what about us?
Kit: I feel sorry for him since he has to be with you guys.
all cartoons (except Mokuba):*scoff*
Mokuba: Jee..........thanks Kit! I feel so loved! Yay!
Kit: Whatever.
Tristan: So how do we get out of-
Joey: Awww...... is Tristan Taylor scared?
Tristan: AM NOT!
Joey: ARE TOO!
Tristan: AM NOT!
Joey: ARE TOO!
Tristan: AM NOT!
Joey: ARE TOO!
Tristan: AM NOT!
Joey: ARE TOO!
Tristan: AM NO-
Meggie: BOYS! *all cartoons look at her* Well, they certanitly aren't men.
Yugi: Anyways how do we get out of here?
Kit: Well...... I told you *all cartoons have a blank look* *sighs* I said......YES! I've found the so call safest possible route, it passes by a graveyard or two or three, a 'forrbiddin' forest, a castle with a dragon, a chess match, a jurassic period, space station, and a deserted army camp. Oh how safe. Oh! Wait they alll are in portals. What kinda freaky world is ths?! Ah.... hey almighty freaks- and then you said 'WHAT?!'-
Ryou: and?
Kit: So, lucky for you there is a portal back to your world before all of this danger.
Bakura: What if we don't wanna leave?
all real.......you don't?
all cartoons: No.....-
Meggie: No! You cannot stay with us! We don't need you!
Meji: Actually-
Austin: Tecnically-
Kit: We do need them.......see..... sometimes there are these Duel Monsters Stadium things and well......if we need anything we need to win the duels to get supplize.
Yugi: Yes! Dueling!
Yami: Wait! If your asking us our help with duel monsters....... well, why?
Kit: Cause your the King Of Games, Yami and it would benifit us......... and you are oh so............uh.............a-a-atractive....and um... hot.
Yami: Really?!
Kit + Meggie: Uh...yeah sure, whatever.
Yami: I am pretty good, aren't I...Kit?
Kit: Yeah-
Bakura: Well, I am not comming if Pharoh is comming-
Marik: And I'm not commming if tomb robber isn't comming. And if the pharoh comes, and if-
Kit: Ug! We need you all for another thing......... there is a Egyptian tomb, and we need to get some valuble gems that give us power to help us fight these dangers..... BUT, I'm going to do all the stuff! Bakura you gotta help me.......*sighs* think like you, a tomb robber. Marik you're the 'protector of the tombs' meaning you know things about it and Yami since you were pharoh, you know it too. Can you work togeather..... this once? Please? For me?
Yami: I dunno.
Kit: Fine! B-b-b-bbakuraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! MMaaaarikkkkkk! YYYYaaaaaammmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
all Yamis: ok, ok.
Kit: Your confusing.
Marik: I might go all emotional-
Kit: DON'T!
Bakura: I might kill you-
Kit: Will you? Please take me out of my misery! PL-
Bakura: I change my mind...... I won't kill you.
Kit: Fine! Be that way then.
Yami: We, as the spirits in this group, need one more thing from you people, prefible the girls.
Kit + Meggie: *narrow eyes* I'm afraid to ask but..... what?
all Yamis: *evil grins* Welllll-
Kit: What?
Yami: For you to be slaves.
Bakura: Uh-huh!
Marik: Oh yeah!
Kit + Meggie:.........fine...........wait what kind of-
Bakura: Dosen't matter and you girls already said yes....*pause while Yamis are giving muderous looks to eachother*.... I get Kit!
Kit: I'm gonna die.
Bakura: Oh....I wouldn't do that....... yet.
Kit: Definitly gonnna die.
Yami: Ok, I say, that whoever gets the girl, their light gets her too.
Kit: Ryou, Bakura-
Yami: ME AND YUGI!
Kit: Oy!
Marik: Kit.
Meggie: What about Shaadi?
Shaadi: I don't need one.
Meggie: Boo ya, Kit!
Yami: Let's see, since there is now way in hell Tristan is ever gonna get a girl, Meggie....Tristan......and Seto.
Meggie: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kit: Heh....heh. Boo ya.
Joey: Well let's go to bed.
Kit + Meggie: We'll stay out here
all cartoons: No, it isn't safe.
Shaadi: ok here are the tents, Tent one...... Meggie, Tristan, Joey, and Seto, I want no lip from you two! Next tent: Kit, Yami, Yugi, Bakura, Ryou, Marik, and Malik.
Kit: How are we gonna fit-
Shaddi: Don't know, don't care. All Yamis now fighting and try to keep your manliness, well you know.
Kit: SHAADI! DON'T PAIR ME UP WITH THEM! THEY-
all Yamis: 5,000 YEARS, KIT! 5,000 YEARS!
Kit: So?
Malik: We lights will protect you.
Kit: uh....... riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Ryou: We will!
Yugi: We will, belive us!
Kit: Well ok, but I'm takin my sword, my arrows, and my daggers, just in case.
Meggie: Good Idea. I'll take my sheild, my magic septer thingy, and my ax!
all cartoons: 0o????
Kit: Why is this sorta like LOTR?
Meggie: I dunno. That's wierd.
all real boys: Yep.
Shaadi: So Mokuba, Megi, Ben, Bretty, By, Austin, and me will be in the last tent.
So the girls started to enter the tents, but steped out giving eachother, I'm-gonna-die-see-you-in-heven-if-I-get-there.
Meggie: I can't do it!
Kit: Yes you can. Remember at Halloween once when we were little, all you girls saw that house and the sign said "Don't take the candy! It's poison! They took me away! Go Back!"?
Meggie: Yes-
Kit: And what did I do?
Meggie: Well you said we were hurting you because we dug our nails into your shoulder..... but that's besides the point. You called us chicken, and you went up to that house took some candy, came back to us screaming no, and opened it, ate it, and pretended to faint and say, "it's poison, dont-" and you got up and said "Ogga Booga!" and scared us half to death.
Kit: *laughing* Y-yeah, well the point was to be brave and well-
Meggie: Your right! ........................................You go in first.
Kit: ok *goes in, runs out* THERE GONNA KILL ME!
Meggie: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kit: *laughing*
Meggie: DON'T DO THAT!
Kit: See? Nothing to be afraid about-
Seto: I sleep walk-
Joey: I sleep talk and snore-
Tristan: I sleep naked-
all cartoons: Dosen't everyone sleep naked? We do.
all real: We don't!
Tristan: You will.
Kit: Now there is somethings to be afraid of. And I mean terrified. *walks in*
Meggie: *in thought* gonna die, it's ok, I....they are trying They are just trying to scare me.......oh no they aren't! That's just gross!
~~~~~~~~~So, thankfully nothing happend~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami's Dream and his POV:
"Oh Yami, I'd do anything for you! I love you! I want you! I need you!" Kit said to me.
"Ohhh I know. But what about Bakura or Marik?"
"Oh who cares about them?! I'm only using them to get to you Yami......or should I say Master? My King? My god?"
"Any of them are fine."
"If you want, I could hurt them."
"Yes, please do." all of a sudden Marik comes in and kills Kit.
"Ha! Now I have got my revenge against you Pharoh!"
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end of Yami's Dream/ still his POV:
I wake up sweating, back in present reality. I look around for Kit just to make sure. WHAT?! She is in Tomb Robber's sleeping bag with Ryou?! Why not mine, with Yugi? Now I definitly hate Bakura. Wonder what's wrong with Bakura.... he's smiling. Not a smirk, but a true smile. I wonder what he is dreaming about....... how can he smile? Oh well, I need my energy.
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Bakura's Flasback/ his POV:
Huh? What am I doing in ancient times? In my house and who is this next to me in sheets, in my bed..... Kit? Why is she here? Sure it's an older version and Egyptian, but still, nonetheless, it's her.
"Mmmm.....Bakura, I love you, my husband." She says. Now I see, I married her........ but how could she love me? Dosen't she know I'm a tomb robber and kill countless people each night?
"Are you ready to steal from the Phaoroh? You remember how dangerous this is? Your his pleasure slave, if you're caught-"
"Yes, but I love you."
"I love you too."
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End of Flashback/ new flashback
I'm once again at my house....I've come back from robbing a tomb. This is getting wierd. I see a piece of parchment, I open it and it reads:
My Dearest Bakura,
It's been so long since I've seen you and I've wanted to, but you were gone......I suspected you were out robbing a tomb. I left you this note....... I want you to meet me in secret, at the corner of the palace gates, it's important.
Until then my love,
Kit
I decided to go, what was the risk. I came and she ran to me. I heard a noise and behind me there was the pharaoh along with Marik. I'm confused.
"What is going on here?" I ask her. Yami nods and so does Marik.
"I'm so sorry but I-I-I love all of you..... I know it sounds wierd and like betrayal......but I've tried to choose and I can't. I hope you will all forgive me."
"How can I?!" Yami says
"How could you?!" Marik says
"You still love us?" I ask her
"Yes."
Ch. 4
LATER ON:
Seto has come back and everyone has finished eating. The cartoons are apart from the real people, who are surronded by the fire, and the cartoons are whining about not being able to govern their world from here.
Ryou: Aww... this isn't fair!
Yugi: Tell me about it!
Joey: Where are we anyways?
Tristan: Well, we know two things-
Shaadi: We are in some sort of other virtual reality game, like Seto's, but it isn't.
Yami: And these real people are here, so we aren't the only one's here sent by Pegasus.
Meggie: *in that language* Oh.......I hate this! Why Yu-Gi-Oh? I mean they are so selfish!
Kit: It's not like we can help it....... *in english* YES! I've found the so call safest possible route, it passes by a graveyard or two or three, a 'forrbiddin' forest, a castle with a dragon, a chess match, a jurassic period, space station, and a deserted army camp. Oh how safe. Oh! Wait they all are in portals. What kinda freaky world is ths?! Ah.... hey almighty freaks-
cartoons: WHAT?!
all real ppl: *laughing their heads off*
Joey: I don't get it.
Mokuba: I'm glad I didn't answer, she said 'almighty freaks' heh....heh. Don't kill me.
cartoons: Grrrr
Malik: What happended to respect?
Kit: I said 'for now'.
Malik: Well that was mean.
Kit: Fine I'm sorry.
all real: Yeah we are too.
Shaadi: What about the 'almighty freaks' part?
Kit: Not sorry for that.
Mokuba: Why?
Kit: 'Cause I'm tellin it like it is!
cartoons: You were so nice to Mokuba, what about us?
Kit: I feel sorry for him since he has to be with you guys.
all cartoons (except Mokuba):*scoff*
Mokuba: Jee..........thanks Kit! I feel so loved! Yay!
Kit: Whatever.
Tristan: So how do we get out of-
Joey: Awww...... is Tristan Taylor scared?
Tristan: AM NOT!
Joey: ARE TOO!
Tristan: AM NOT!
Joey: ARE TOO!
Tristan: AM NOT!
Joey: ARE TOO!
Tristan: AM NOT!
Joey: ARE TOO!
Tristan: AM NO-
Meggie: BOYS! *all cartoons look at her* Well, they certanitly aren't men.
Yugi: Anyways how do we get out of here?
Kit: Well...... I told you *all cartoons have a blank look* *sighs* I said......YES! I've found the so call safest possible route, it passes by a graveyard or two or three, a 'forrbiddin' forest, a castle with a dragon, a chess match, a jurassic period, space station, and a deserted army camp. Oh how safe. Oh! Wait they alll are in portals. What kinda freaky world is ths?! Ah.... hey almighty freaks- and then you said 'WHAT?!'-
Ryou: and?
Kit: So, lucky for you there is a portal back to your world before all of this danger.
Bakura: What if we don't wanna leave?
all real.......you don't?
all cartoons: No.....-
Meggie: No! You cannot stay with us! We don't need you!
Meji: Actually-
Austin: Tecnically-
Kit: We do need them.......see..... sometimes there are these Duel Monsters Stadium things and well......if we need anything we need to win the duels to get supplize.
Yugi: Yes! Dueling!
Yami: Wait! If your asking us our help with duel monsters....... well, why?
Kit: Cause your the King Of Games, Yami and it would benifit us......... and you are oh so............uh.............a-a-atractive....and um... hot.
Yami: Really?!
Kit + Meggie: Uh...yeah sure, whatever.
Yami: I am pretty good, aren't I...Kit?
Kit: Yeah-
Bakura: Well, I am not comming if Pharoh is comming-
Marik: And I'm not commming if tomb robber isn't comming. And if the pharoh comes, and if-
Kit: Ug! We need you all for another thing......... there is a Egyptian tomb, and we need to get some valuble gems that give us power to help us fight these dangers..... BUT, I'm going to do all the stuff! Bakura you gotta help me.......*sighs* think like you, a tomb robber. Marik you're the 'protector of the tombs' meaning you know things about it and Yami since you were pharoh, you know it too. Can you work togeather..... this once? Please? For me?
Yami: I dunno.
Kit: Fine! B-b-b-bbakuraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! MMaaaarikkkkkk! YYYYaaaaaammmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
all Yamis: ok, ok.
Kit: Your confusing.
Marik: I might go all emotional-
Kit: DON'T!
Bakura: I might kill you-
Kit: Will you? Please take me out of my misery! PL-
Bakura: I change my mind...... I won't kill you.
Kit: Fine! Be that way then.
Yami: We, as the spirits in this group, need one more thing from you people, prefible the girls.
Kit + Meggie: *narrow eyes* I'm afraid to ask but..... what?
all Yamis: *evil grins* Welllll-
Kit: What?
Yami: For you to be slaves.
Bakura: Uh-huh!
Marik: Oh yeah!
Kit + Meggie:.........fine...........wait what kind of-
Bakura: Dosen't matter and you girls already said yes....*pause while Yamis are giving muderous looks to eachother*.... I get Kit!
Kit: I'm gonna die.
Bakura: Oh....I wouldn't do that....... yet.
Kit: Definitly gonnna die.
Yami: Ok, I say, that whoever gets the girl, their light gets her too.
Kit: Ryou, Bakura-
Yami: ME AND YUGI!
Kit: Oy!
Marik: Kit.
Meggie: What about Shaadi?
Shaadi: I don't need one.
Meggie: Boo ya, Kit!
Yami: Let's see, since there is now way in hell Tristan is ever gonna get a girl, Meggie....Tristan......and Seto.
Meggie: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kit: Heh....heh. Boo ya.
Joey: Well let's go to bed.
Kit + Meggie: We'll stay out here
all cartoons: No, it isn't safe.
Shaadi: ok here are the tents, Tent one...... Meggie, Tristan, Joey, and Seto, I want no lip from you two! Next tent: Kit, Yami, Yugi, Bakura, Ryou, Marik, and Malik.
Kit: How are we gonna fit-
Shaddi: Don't know, don't care. All Yamis now fighting and try to keep your manliness, well you know.
Kit: SHAADI! DON'T PAIR ME UP WITH THEM! THEY-
all Yamis: 5,000 YEARS, KIT! 5,000 YEARS!
Kit: So?
Malik: We lights will protect you.
Kit: uh....... riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Ryou: We will!
Yugi: We will, belive us!
Kit: Well ok, but I'm takin my sword, my arrows, and my daggers, just in case.
Meggie: Good Idea. I'll take my sheild, my magic septer thingy, and my ax!
all cartoons: 0o????
Kit: Why is this sorta like LOTR?
Meggie: I dunno. That's wierd.
all real boys: Yep.
Shaadi: So Mokuba, Megi, Ben, Bretty, By, Austin, and me will be in the last tent.
So the girls started to enter the tents, but steped out giving eachother, I'm-gonna-die-see-you-in-heven-if-I-get-there.
Meggie: I can't do it!
Kit: Yes you can. Remember at Halloween once when we were little, all you girls saw that house and the sign said "Don't take the candy! It's poison! They took me away! Go Back!"?
Meggie: Yes-
Kit: And what did I do?
Meggie: Well you said we were hurting you because we dug our nails into your shoulder..... but that's besides the point. You called us chicken, and you went up to that house took some candy, came back to us screaming no, and opened it, ate it, and pretended to faint and say, "it's poison, dont-" and you got up and said "Ogga Booga!" and scared us half to death.
Kit: *laughing* Y-yeah, well the point was to be brave and well-
Meggie: Your right! ........................................You go in first.
Kit: ok *goes in, runs out* THERE GONNA KILL ME!
Meggie: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kit: *laughing*
Meggie: DON'T DO THAT!
Kit: See? Nothing to be afraid about-
Seto: I sleep walk-
Joey: I sleep talk and snore-
Tristan: I sleep naked-
all cartoons: Dosen't everyone sleep naked? We do.
all real: We don't!
Tristan: You will.
Kit: Now there is somethings to be afraid of. And I mean terrified. *walks in*
Meggie: *in thought* gonna die, it's ok, I....they are trying They are just trying to scare me.......oh no they aren't! That's just gross!
~~~~~~~~~So, thankfully nothing happend~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami's Dream and his POV:
"Oh Yami, I'd do anything for you! I love you! I want you! I need you!" Kit said to me.
"Ohhh I know. But what about Bakura or Marik?"
"Oh who cares about them?! I'm only using them to get to you Yami......or should I say Master? My King? My god?"
"Any of them are fine."
"If you want, I could hurt them."
"Yes, please do." all of a sudden Marik comes in and kills Kit.
"Ha! Now I have got my revenge against you Pharoh!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
end of Yami's Dream/ still his POV:
I wake up sweating, back in present reality. I look around for Kit just to make sure. WHAT?! She is in Tomb Robber's sleeping bag with Ryou?! Why not mine, with Yugi? Now I definitly hate Bakura. Wonder what's wrong with Bakura.... he's smiling. Not a smirk, but a true smile. I wonder what he is dreaming about....... how can he smile? Oh well, I need my energy.
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Bakura's Flasback/ his POV:
Huh? What am I doing in ancient times? In my house and who is this next to me in sheets, in my bed..... Kit? Why is she here? Sure it's an older version and Egyptian, but still, nonetheless, it's her.
"Mmmm.....Bakura, I love you, my husband." She says. Now I see, I married her........ but how could she love me? Dosen't she know I'm a tomb robber and kill countless people each night?
"Are you ready to steal from the Phaoroh? You remember how dangerous this is? Your his pleasure slave, if you're caught-"
"Yes, but I love you."
"I love you too."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
End of Flashback/ new flashback
I'm once again at my house....I've come back from robbing a tomb. This is getting wierd. I see a piece of parchment, I open it and it reads:
My Dearest Bakura,
It's been so long since I've seen you and I've wanted to, but you were gone......I suspected you were out robbing a tomb. I left you this note....... I want you to meet me in secret, at the corner of the palace gates, it's important.
Until then my love,
Kit
I decided to go, what was the risk. I came and she ran to me. I heard a noise and behind me there was the pharaoh along with Marik. I'm confused.
"What is going on here?" I ask her. Yami nods and so does Marik.
"I'm so sorry but I-I-I love all of you..... I know it sounds wierd and like betrayal......but I've tried to choose and I can't. I hope you will all forgive me."
"How can I?!" Yami says
"How could you?!" Marik says
"You still love us?" I ask her
"Yes."