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Ginga GIRI GIRI! The Universe is in Danger!
By SSJ Heero
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---- Recap ----

TM: Hey! Welcome back to GINGA GIRI GIRI!

SSJ: Don't I usually start the chapter? Oh well... Anyway last
time on GGG, we went to search for Rantmon!

Amiko: But before we could, Gene and co. delayed us.

TM: And once we left to continue our search...

Gene: The cops caught on to us.

Squall: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!

SSJ: Let's just start the chapter...

---- Chapter 10: Final Fantasy Crossover Special! ----

The Ragnarok and Outlaw Star tumbled through space. A side of both was burnt and blackened
from the blast of the mobile suits. And the twin planet of Terra came into view, aptly
named "The Planet". The Planet loomed in the distance of Terra as the two ships were caught
in the Planet's gravitational field. With much screaming and much nausea the ships sped up
ever more, both Selphie and Melfina struggling to regain control of the ships.

Finally, thrusters engaged. The ships slowed. They were saved! Or rather, they wouldn't be
killed from the impact, at the very least. Still, the two ships plummeted to the ground and
a great wave of wind moved. And they were done.

***

In another room in another place, SSJ Heero awoke. Nothing was special about it, really,
except that they were suddenly in a jail cell in what seemed to be a modern industrial
area. Needless to say, he was taken aback. "Where the Hell are we?"

His voice awoke Amiko, lying in the corner of the small jail cell. She awoke, seeing the
dull gray bars keeping them from escaping. She suddenly became wide awake, "What the?!
Imprisoned?!"

And TM's voice was heard, "Damn, someone got the jump on us."

"Since when have you been awake?" SSJ asked.

TM replied, "Since you said, 'Where the Hell are we?'" They all sighed. All they could do,
then, was wait. And they waited. And waited. And waited some more. No one came. TM finally
groaned, "Nothing has happened in the last f**king hour, where the hell is everyone?"

SSJ was feeling annoyed then, too. He threatened the worst, "Damn, I may break into song if
my boredom stretches on."

Amiko turned to him with narrow eyes. "Don't even think of it," she said, imagining how
terrible it would be.

Well, music began all the same. Amiko and TM heard it in the background. "Stop it!" they
both yelled in unison, waving their arms to try to get someone to stop. But nevertheless...
SSJ sang.

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(The publisher of this novel, being Fanfiction.net or any other publisher crazy enough to
do so, would like to make it known that the song has hereby been removed. With that, the
song writer, instrument players, and record label executives have hereby been sacked for
considering marketing SSJ as a vocalist. We now return to our regularly scheduled novel.)

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And during the song, SSJ had walked up to the bars barring them in the cell. He had
released his anger through his terrible singing and punching the bars. And when he reached
the supposedly locked door and gave it a good knock, he heard it creak and swing open to
his anger and annoyance.

The three facefaulted. "Man," SSJ began, no longer in song. "What a waste of time."

"And vocal cords," TM added.

Amiko felt dirty for hearing the song. She just muttered, "Must cleanse self soon..."

***

Meanwhile at the Shinra building, for this was The Planet from FFVII, two persons were
heading out. One was a woman wearing a red dress and hardly developed in the story, the
other was an aging fat man. The woman spoke as she walked away, "Heidegger, you sure you
locked the door to their cells?"

"Gyahaha!" laughed Heidegger. And slowly, he remembered, "Haha! Haha... Hah... Damn it!"

Scarlet sighed as she rubbed her forehead. It suddenly ached as she muttered, "Moron..."
She then turned to the ceiling and thought, 'We better not lose them, or else Rantmon'll...'

***

Soon enough, they were wandering through the industrial complex, trying to find some sign
of activity. No one was there. Even as they suddenly arrived at a paved road, no one was
there to greet them, or stop thin since they recognized the place as Midgar. And they were
refreshed upon coming out of a random hot spring. SSH noted it, "Could you ever think there
was a hot spring in the middle of an industrial craphole?"

"I feel cleansed!" Amiko said, sure she got the sign of SSJ's singing off. "Let's find a
way out, Hee-chan!"

And just as Heero was about to appear, the ground shook. It shook again, soon after. And
again. It shook in rhythm. Rhythm of... Large footsteps. "Oh, geez," they all muttered as
they turned around to see it. There was Proud Clod, standing just over them, with Scarlet
standing atop it.

"Thought of escaping, huh?" she yelled down at them. And she had to yell loudly,
considering how high up she was.

And another equally loud yell came from behind the three once more, "What the Heck?!"

The three turned around and saw the most expected persons. There was Cloud with his sword,
looking at the three and then at Proud Clod and Scarlet. Beside him were Tifa, Aeris, and
Yuffie. Amiko suddenly flared.

"Time to escape now!" SSJ yelled as he attempted to dash away. And he ran into Proud Clod's
foot with a clang. That Scarlet had moved the foot in the way!

"You're not escaping," she stated, "not when Rantmon wants you all."

SSJ rubbed his nose and sighed, "Oh... Rantmon again." He looked up at Scarlet and said,
"We're coming to him anyway, so why don't you leave us alone until we find him?"

"Can't do that," replied Scarlet. "You see, Rantmon doesn't trust people like you just
coming to him, so you have to go through a filter, being us, so you can be captured and
devoid any weapons and that would make Rantmon safer from any crazy, stupid, delusional
moron from just bursting into his place and trying to kill him and thus failing because
Rantmon is Rantmon and created the world..."

And then she passed out, a victim to the dreaded run-on sentence. The three were silent as
Scarlet fainted in the seat of the Proud Clod, resting there as the three turned around.
"And here I thought some big battle would take place," muttered TM.

"Hey, it's SSJ we're talking about," Amiko snapped. SSJ glared at her. Amiko then turned
about and saw Cloud and company again. She squealed, "Oh, he's so cute!" and Cloud and
company sweatdropped at that. Amiko continued, "So, you're coming with me, Cloudie!"

And then she saw Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie standing before the blushing Cloud. Amiko just
raised a determined fist and yelled, "I will win! I can't lose, now!"

***

And an hour later, Amiko lay on the ground just outside the gates of Midgar, SSJ and TM
sitting on a bench just beside her. They sighed, and Amiko awoke, bruised and battered.
"What happened?" she asked as she rubbed a sore on her arm.

"Tifa really kicked your ass," SSJ replied while wincing. Just imagining it hurt.

TM was wincing as well when he added, "So did Aeris and Yuffie."

"Crap," Amiko swore. "I have to capture Cloud a different way. You two MUST capture Aeris
and Tifa-"

"Can't forget Yuffie," SSJ interrupted to add.

Amiko finished, "-First. Yea, I know."

And with the scene clocking at ten seconds, TM yelled, "Alright! Let's go!"

Then there was a silence... "First off," Amiko began, "Where'd they go?" The other two
shrugged. Amiko sighed.

***

The three then were at the Crater. Using his brilliant logic, SSJ figured that since Proud
Clod was there, and that the canon launched its blasts at the Crater, they'd be there. He
wasn't far off. As the three were hidden behind rocks, they saw Cloud's company in the
distance down the spiraling edge of the crater. They just saw Cloud, Tifa, and Yuffie.

SSJ said thoughtfully, "So it's a party of Cloud, Tifa, and Yuffie..."

"Where's Aeris?" TM wondered. "She didn't- DIE?!"

"She should have..."

"DAMN!"

"But someone must have used Gameshark, because she's right there." And he pointed down and
indeed, Aeris was alive and well, but separated from the three. "What's up with that?" he
muttered.

Amiko just said, "It doesn't matter! We get Aeris first!"

SSJ nodded at TM. SSJ leapt down and skidded to a stop just before Aeris. She stepped back
in surprise and muttered, "Eh?!" And then before Cloud and company could notice, SSJ
snapped a finger and the screen changed. "WHAT THE?!" Aeris screamed, but it was drowned
out by sudden background music.

"Enemy Aeris appeared! Go! Quistis!" so the screen read then. SSJ threw a bishie ball and
out came Quistis, armed with her whip. Aeris just lost her breath. A painful minute later,
Aeris was knocked out and allowed SSJ to catch her easily.

"That was easy," SSJ muttered.

Amiko and TM leapt down to meet him. They looked down upon Cloud's party, not in the least
bit wiser about Aeris' disappearance. Amiko said, "Next is..."

SSJ answered, "Either Tifa or Yuffie."

So they planned how to get the two. They nodded at each other. Without any resources,
they'd have to take them the old fashioned way. TM and SSJ pulled out their katanas to
ready the fight with Cloud. And then they leapt forward.

Though, SSJ wasn't so careful, tripping over a rock and crashing into the path just behind
Cloud and company. Taken by surprise, they quickly whirled around to see Amiko and TM still
in midair. "Them again?!" yelled Cloud.

SSJ swore as he barely dodged Cloud's Buster sword. During that time, he pulled out a
bishie ball and threw it at Yuffie. It hit dead on, flying back to him as he leapt back to
Amiko and TM with Yuffie in his pocket. "One down," he said.

Amiko then dashed past Cloud to face Tifa. The girls went at it, throwing punches and over
all fighting over Cloud. Amiko landed a punch on Tifa's face as Tifa did the same to
Amiko's chest. They skidded back, panting. 'Damn, she's strong!' Amiko thought.

Cloud with SSJ and TM went at it, as well. TM and SSJ dashed at Cloud, poorly raising their
katanas and slashing down on Cloud. Cloud blocked and put his hands together. SSJ and TM
just stood with narrow eyes and muttered, "Shit."

"ULTIMA!" yelled Cloud. In a flash of green light, the two were flying back in tremendous
pain. They skidded back to Amiko and Cloud leapt back to Tifa.

"Damn," Amiko swore. "This may be too much."

SSJ just coughed. This was a terrible situation. He could only think of one thing to do. "I
didn't want to do this," he muttered. Amiko and TM looked up at SSJ as he raised his hand
into the air. His voice echoed through the crater, "It's time to show you all how terrible
this fic can be! I summon my supreme author powers... AIM RUNNINGMEN ATTACK!"

Amiko and TM turned white. They heard a rumbling off in the distance. It couldn't be... He
couldn't have... They faced the source of the rumbling. He did. A paper-flat army of
America Online's running men logo came dashing at them.

"Oh SHIT!" Amiko screamed. TM screamed as well as he dashed after Amiko. SSJ lowered his
arm to dash away from Cloud and Tifa, frozen in fear. They couldn't dodge. And the running
men logos struck. Cloud and Tifa flew into the air in pain, the numbers "9999" rushing
across the screen with each impact. And the impact alone wasn't the worst of it. They got
massive papercuts.

Tifa yelled in pain. Cloud screamed, "Ah! THE PAIN!" And as the final wave of yellow
runningmen ran into the distance, Cloud and Tifa landed on the ground with much pain. Amiko
and company sighed with relief, for the battle was over.

Amiko stepped up to Cloud. She said, "I hope to join me, Cloudie!"

Cloud didn't feel like disagreeing then. "Uh... Yea... But... My shoulder... Dislocated...
My leg... Broken... My hair... GOD, NO! MY HAIR! Wait, it's okay..."

SSJ and TM sweatdropped. Amiko pulled out an X-Potion to heal him, and he was very happy at
that. He latched onto Amiko and said, "Thank you!" Amiko smiled at that.

"Did you think you'd get off THAT easily?" another voice suddenly called. SSJ was then
thinking there were a lot of random voices.

SSJ turned to TM, "You just take Tifa, and I’ll see this 'voice'." TM nodded. SSJ stepped
away over the rocks and dirt back up to the top of the crater. Suddenly, his leg tripped
over the uneven ground, and then crashed into the ground just in time to dodge a shuriken
that flew past where his head was.

He heard the same voice, "Damn it, Amarant! You friggin' missed!"

'Amarant?' SSJ thought. He got to his feet and said aloud, "FFIX crew?!"

"Shit, he found out," said the voice. He looked past the top of the crater and saw them.
The heroes of FFIX were facing him with weapons drawn. SSJ nearly wet himself.

"Oh, shit," was all he said.

When they raised their weapons and yelled, "For Rantmon!” SSJ turned around and dashed away
as fast as he could, sweating with terror. He ran, jumped, ducked, and rolled to escape the
onslaught of the attacks. He leapt to avoid Freya's spear, ducked to avoid Amarant's thrown
items, and dodged Steiner's sword, Vivi, Garnet, and Eiko's magic, Quena's fork, and
Zidane's weapon.

TM looked up at the spectacle. "What the hell is SSJ doing?"

"Is he being chased by Vivi of FF9?" Amiko asked as she squinted for a view.

TM and Amiko looked at each other. They laughed at the thought. "SSJ? Being chased by a
nine year old?! HAHAHA!" came from TM.

Amiko added while bursting with laughter, "Or six-year-old Eiko? You've gotta be kidding!"

SSJ then reached the two and looked up at the FFIX crew. "Well, I'd be laughing too," he
began. And then he turned to the two, eyes wide and full of panic, "BUT THEY'RE REALLY OUT
TO KILL ME!"

Amiko suddenly stopped laughing, "Oh, so this is serious."

TM did, too, and swore, "Shit."

"Crap," said SSJ as they came closer. "I don't know how to fight them..."

Amiko then made a brilliant idea, "Just use your friggin' author powers, then!"

"Sorry, it's only one per chapter or else that'd be too unfair."

"Says WHO?"

SSJ whispered back, "The Writer's Guild of America."

Amiko snapped her fingers in disappointment. "Damn them."

And then they heard TM, "Hey, look at that."

Amiko and SSJ turned to see what happened. They saw it. From the onslaught of the AIM
Runningmen, the ground had weakened and broke away at the combined weight of the FFIX crew.
"Hah!" said SSJ. "Thank you, bad writing!"

"Okay, let's just catch the bishounen!" said Amiko with glee. Amiko quickly threw bishie
balls to capture Zidane and Vivi, while TM caught Dagger and shoves her bishie ball into
his pocket. They all then began to dash away, but not after TM turned around and flipped
them off.

"See ya later!" SSJ yelled as he threw down a smoke bomb. They all then dashed away. Only
then did they realize they were dashing towards the crater, and not away. As the FFIX crew
got up from the hole, the three dashed back through the smoke, making a perfectly good
smoke bomb wasted. So they dashed away from the people while dodging attacks.

They reached the top of the crater. They saw the Invincible and the Highwind suspended in
the air. They needed an escape route, and they thanked the terrible author for conveniently
placing the ships there. "Let's take the Highwind!" SSJ yelled at the same time that TM
yelled, "Let's take the Invincible!"

They then exchanged glances. Now wasn't the time to argue, apparently. SSJ muttered,
"Whatever" as TM muttered, "Suit yourself." So they entered separate ships, taking off and
leaving the FFIX crew behind...with Amiko.

"D'oh," said SSJ as he went back and picked her up from her escape from them. She scolded
him for that, but didn't pay attention. He spoke over the radio to TM's Invincible, "We've
got to get back to Terra."

"Yeah," TM replied, "Already I doubt we can survive here."

And it was then that the cons of having a bad author kicked in. The ships sputtered and
slowed. The three swore. The ships were out of gas. And once again, the three experienced
the sensation of falling back to Terra, swearing as the chapter ended.

---- To Be Continued ----

---- Preview ----

SSJ: Oh no... Filler time.

TM: Damn it... We're screwed.

Amiko: Filler? DEAR GOD NO... IN A FANFICTION?!

SSJ: Witness as NOTHING HAPPENS IN THE ENTIRE CHAPTER!

TM: On the next chapter of "Ginga GIRI GIRI!"

SSJ: Episode 11! "The Root of all Evil"

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