Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ HamHam High School ❯ Warm Hamster Kisses ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
:: Well this chapter will be mostly romance, last chapter was mostly
comedy and lime. This chapter starts the next day. All the Ham Hams are
looking for a date for the winter dance. I don't know where hamtaro is,
nor do I care. He will be back when I figure out what to do with him.
any suggestions? :::

:: The 830 bell rang, it was a new day of school, a new day at Ham Ham
High. It was a beautiful morning, the sun was out, and there was only a
light snow on the ground, barely Ham-Ankle High. Today was December
1st, only 14 more days till the winter dance but only 2 days left to buy
tickets for the dance. They all had to find their date for the dance
soon. :::

"Good morning, Cappy" Penelope said
"OH.. Hi.. I didn't see you standing over here. How are you this fine
morning?" Said Cappy in a nervous tone.
"I am good, umm.. what class are you going to now?"
"Floral culture class with Ms. Anderson" Cappy replied
"Really!? I have that class too!"
"How is that possible?"
"Probably because I have not said a word all year in her class except my
name the first day of class."
"Wow, if you don't mind me saying, You are really shy...." He said with
a twitch of fear at her response.
:: She Gives Cappy a Really big grin :::
"Yea I know, its just, you know what its like here, few people who say
they are your friends truly are... So I kind of keep to myself, this way
I can concentrate on my artwork, and not deal with all that friends
stuff and worrying about what I look like 24 hours a day to like be cool
with the guys and crap...."
"Yea I know how you feel... about people you think are your friends..."
He said reflecting upon what happened with Jingle the day before. "And
why do you worry about your looks… you look cute and perfectly pretty to
me." cappy said not realizing what he has just said to her ...
"Umm... what did you just say?" She asked back making sure she wasn't
day dreaming.
:: It hits Cappy now what he had just admitted to unknowingly :::
:: Before Cappy could reply and think up a way to cover himself :::
" Cappy Hon, do you want to go to that winter dance thingies with me...
::really quickly now nervously::: I-will-understand-if-you-say-no-its-
just-no-one-has every-said-i-was-cute-before-and-i-really-like-you-a-
whole-hell-of-alo t-and-i-have-never-liked-anyone-before-so-would-you-go-
with-me-pretty- please-cappy-hon???"
:: Penelope nearly passed out from saying that all in 1 giant long quick
breath :::
"YES." He said without even thinking about it. "I love you.... ehh... I
meant I would love too"

:: He and Her both held paws and walked to class :::

(Authors Note: Awww, First Love for Cappy and Penelope, Awwww)

::Scene Change, now we are in the school library :::

::Maxwell is sitting on a sofa in the library, with Sandy lying on the
couch with her head in Maxwell's lap as he is reading a book :::

"Oh Honey, I love you so much." Sandy said as she pushed the book away
from his face, and gave him a good long passionate kiss on his lips.
"Oh Sandy, you are my one and only true love." He turns a page in his
book and starts to recite Sonnet 54 by William Shakespeare

OH how much more doth beautie beautious seeme,
By that sweet ornament which truth doth giue,
The Rose lookes faire, but fairer we it deeme
For that sweet odor,which doth in it liue:
The Canker bloomes haue full as deepe a die,
As the perfumed tincture of the Roses,
Hang on such thornes,and play as wantonly,
When sommers breath their masked buds discloses:
But for their virtue only is their show,
They liue vnwoo'd, and vnrespected fade,
Die to themselues . Sweet Roses doe not so,
Of their sweet deathes, are sweetest odors made:
And so of you,beautious and louely youth,
When that shall vade,by verse distils your truth.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Maxy I love you so much..." Sandy said Love Struck
as she and Maxi shared another long romantic kiss, as Maxwell curled a
bit of her fur around his finger and pulled her even closer to himself
for Maxwell and Sandy were deeply in true love. Suddenly, Maxwell broke
away for a second.
"Sandy, will you go with me to the winter dance?"
"Oh yes Maxy, I love you, and I would love to go" Sandy replied right
before she moved back in to finish the kiss.

:: Fade to Black :::


:: 2 couples down 2 to go. Next up is Boss and Bijou :::

:: Outside Sitting on a bench is Boss, Staring at the flowers that grow
around the school :::

:: boss thinking to himself :::

"I am such a do fuss....an idiot.... How am I going to live down what
happened yesterday.... I looked like a total pervert... :: River of
tears ::: she probably hates me now... I will never get her to fall in
love with me.... damn you hormones... Well.... maybe I will try to talk
to her before class and explain myself.... aww heck, what is there to
explain... I saw her naked, I got excited and everyone in class saw
it... I can't figure out what to doooooo.... ::another river of tears:::
OH WAIT! HERE COMES MY BEST FRIEND PANDA HE WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO!"
::Wipes tears from his eyes and runs up to Panda :::

"Oh Hey Panda!" Boss shouted
"Hi Boss Man" Panda Replied "I heard about yesterday in anatomy class
... dude that sucks.. Don't you have a crush on Bijou or something?"
"Yea, and I want to apologize to her and ask her out for some sunflowers
and tea, but after yesterday...." Boss's voice trailed off..
"Well, I can talk to her today during Calculus Class and see what she
thinks of you?"
"Oh wow, buddy thanks. that would be really nice if you could help me
out that way!"
"yea no problem Ham-Dude.. "

:: A few hours later in Calculus Class, Panda walks up to Bijou as she
is talking to Pashmina.. ::

"You know Bijou, You got a nice body. I should know I have seen allot of
hamsters without their clothes on (Authors Note: Since when do hamsters
wear clothes?!? except boss who wears pants of course) and your have a
nice body, I mean you are well figured and you got a nice rack, as well
as having a cute little French booty...."

(Authors Note: Pashmina is now also BI/Gay as well as a slut. Man I hate
Pashmina.)

"HEY Bijou" Panda shouted.
"Bye Pashmina" Bijou said quickly running as fast as she could to Panda.
"THANK YOU for saving me Panda, Pashmina was going off on another one of
her tangents." Bijou said relived.
"No Prob. So how was your day Bijou?" Panda said pretending to not know
anything about yesterday in Anatomy Class.
"Well today was good, somewhat. Yesterday was a total disaster though.
It started out so nicely but then I went to Anatomy class. Oh my god,
that was a rough class. She made me strip down bare to demonstrate
female ham anatomy. It was really embarrassing and worst of all what
happened to boss.. I feel really bad about that, I mean I WAS laying
there in my birthday suit, naked as the day I was born... and I know he
is absolutely insanely crazy about me, and that ::she blushed and
giggles:: kind of proved that he still is crazy about me all these years
later. Too bad he has never had the courage to come up and tell me that,
he might be surprised I like him as much as he likes me, Ya' Know? "

"So Panda what did you want?" She asked.
"Umm... Well I think I got my answer to my question" He answered

::The Song "Matchmaker" starts to play in the background, which has
Panda thinking... :::
:: Hmm... I DID promise to help Boss out... Hmm... Maybe I could take
advantage of this situation to help boss out... Yea he wouldn't mind
would he? ::::

"Hey Bijou Slow Down! I have a message for you." Panda said
"Wee?"
"Boss asked me to ask you if you wanted to go to the Winter dance with
him?"
"REALLY? OH MY GOD, I CAN NOT BELIVE HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO GO OUT WITH
ME, I AM SOOOOOO HAPPY! WAHOO, I NEED TO GO TELL ALL MY GIRLHAMS ABOUT
THE GOOD NEWS!"

:: Bijou turned completely around running away from class towards her
friends classes::

"BYE PANDA, THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR GIVING ME THIS GREAT
NEWS!" She said as her voice trailed off as she ran down the hallway.

"I think I need to tell boss before he finds out from Bijou, that he
just asked bijou to the dance......." Panda thought as he ran away
towards Boss's Classroom.

"Umm.. Boss.. I NEED to talk to you NOW!" Panda whispered from the
hallway.
"Yes?"
"I got good news and I got bad news for you, what would you like first?"
Panda said in a hesitant tone.
"Umm... does it deal with Bijou?"
"Yuppers"
"SHIT... Umm... bad news first..." Boss said with a sigh
"I kind of opened by big mouth and I kind of umm... well... You have a
date for the Winter Dance..."
"YOU DID WHAT?!!?!?!?!!!?" Boss screamed as he grabbed his shovel and
smacked Panda with it across the face. "How could you?! You know I was
going to ask Bijou, now what the hell am I going to do!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?"
:: Still recovering:: "Take Bijou to the Dance, I asked her for you.."
:: Panda Passed out again from the pain:::
"WHAT? I can not believe this….."

::Boss Suddenly Passed out and landed on Panda:::

(Authors Note: Now we have 2 hamsters passed out with Boss Laying on top
of Panda in the middle of the Hallway in between classes. Nothing wrong
with that scene.)



::: The next chapter Pepper and Oxnard meet the first time, and I show
what happens at the winter dance with all the ham hams there. I would
like to thank everyone who review my story so far. I love reviews a lot
and the more I get the faster I seem to turn out new chapters. So review
my story again after this chapter and tell me what you like, don't like,
hate, love, or MOST OF ALL SUGGESTIONS FOR CHANGES TO THE PLOT, like
what YOU want to see happen next. After all writing is all about
pleasing the readers, so tell me what makes you happy. Sorry
Pashmina/Stan I won't be nice to, I hate them and I guarantee you at the
dance bad things will happen to them both. Oh Yea, if anyone is sick
enough to ask for it, I am interested in writing a Hamtaro LEMON/
Hamtaro Hentai / Hamtaro gets Laid. If anyone wants to talk to me, or
tell me if the Hamtaro Lemon is a good idea or not , drop me a e-mail
hamtarotroll@camino-net.com or send me a AIM message at HamtaroTroll.

Bye-Q :::


::: i edited this end message to clearify something, I WILL NOT MAKE this story R RATED, AND I WILL NOT add any lemon to this story. i was talking about my next project/ my next story. ::::