Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ HamHam High School ❯ Mall Rats ( Chapter 4 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: mcamino 
a entire chapter devoted to Oxnard and Pepper who NEVER get any attention in romance fics.
Anime/Manga: Hamtaro Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.02.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 713 | Visits: 461 | Status: Completed
a entire chapter devoted to Oxnard and Pepper who NEVER get any attention in romance fics.
Anime/Manga: Hamtaro Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.02.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 713 | Visits: 461 | Status: Completed
:: I thought I would mention this a little late, but in this story humans don't exist. It's a world of ham hams. So forget any Laura and Travis unless I turn them into hamsters which I won't because someone already did that!:::
::Yay, Pepper and Oxnard finally meet :::
:: Fade In to Pepper Dressed in all black Goth, walking the mall, Listening to Rob Zombie on her walkman so loud people can hear clearly across the mall. :::
:::Raping the geek, and hustling the freak like a hunchback juice on a sentimental noose operation filth they love to love the wealth of an SS whore making scary sounds ::: (The song she is listening to)
"Ahh the best way to spend my Friday nights, at the mall shopping away my life, and my time too. Lets see I need some new boots, a new pair of sunglasses, and OH YEA I cant forget that new Hammy-Potter book that just came out" Pepper thought to herself (A/N: Hammy Potter? Hehe)
"I need to pick up a new t-shirt at Spencer's" Oxnard said to himself as he walked into the mall.
"But first I need to stop by the book store where Maxwell works and pickup the new Hammy-Potter book" Oxnard Continued "But first a pizza flavor snack at Sunflower Hut (Pizza Hut)"
::Suddenly Oxnard Spots Bijou at Sunflower Hut::
"Hey Bijou! What are you doing working here? I always thought you didn't like to get your paws dirty......."
"Wee, but I can survive a little dirt because I am the happiest Ham Alive!"
"Heke?"
"Boss asked me to the winter Dance so I need to save up for a dress and stuff! WAHOOOOOOO! " Bijou said nearly screaming.
"Really? Great! Now can I order please? I am starving."
::Oxnard Proceeds to order 1/2 the menu:::
::Back to Pepper:::
"Well Hello Boss!" Pepper Shouted across the mall
"HamHa Pepper. What's happening?"
"Nuttin Much, Just doing some Friday Night Shopping as always. what about yourself boss?"
"I am the happiest Ham Alive! "
"Heke?"
"I asked Bijou to the winter Dance and she said Yes so I need to save up for a suit and stuff! So I am working at the Sunglass hut to save up some money. WAHOOOOOOO! " Boss said nearly screaming.
"Really? Great! Now what do you think of these sunglasses?."
:: Pepper Proceeds to try on 1/2 the sunglasses they have :::
::Authors Note: Sound Familiar? ha-ha :::
::By now Oxnard is done eating and Pepper is done shopping for glasses:::
:: Pepper and Oxnard both say Bye-Q at the exact same time:::
"I think I will head to the bookstore and pickup that Hammy Potter Book" Oxnard Said to himself
"I better head to the bookstore before it closes. I WANNNNT that book" Pepper Told Boss.
::BANG 2 Hamsters suddenly Collided:::
"Ouch that hurt" oxy said
"Damn that hurt" Pepper Whined
"My sunflower seed, my sunflower seed, what happened to my sunflower seed" Oxy Said in his usual scared sad tone.
"Here it is, I found it" Pepper said.
"Thank Q"
"Don't I know you from somewhere?"
"Umm... I don't think so... but you do vaguely look familiar.... were you at that Rob Zombie concert last week?"
"YEA... Were you the dude who WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME who had that good weed that you were smoking..."
"Yea that was me! "
"Like wow I thought you were totally hot and shit and I was going to ask for you number, but I kind of was scared to ask yaw."
"Well its 666-0269"
"So what are you shopping for anyways here, I didn't think this was your type of store"
"Me neither, I am shopping for the new Hammy Potter book I special ordered"
"WHAT YOU LIKE HAMMY POTTER?! ME TOOOO!"
"REALLY?! WOW TOO COOL"
"Want to..." then pepper interrupted him
"Go out sometime, I would LOVE TO"
"How about...." then pepper interrupted him again
"The winter dance, Of course!"
"And then we could..."
"Grab a go for a walk on the beach, How did you know I like that romantic stuff?"
:: Oxnard chuckles:::
"I guess I will meet you..."
"At 6pm and don't be late!"
:: Well it appears Pepper and Oxnard are going to the Winter Dance together :::
::Well next chapter will be what happens at the dance, sorry for the short chapter.:::
::Yay, Pepper and Oxnard finally meet :::
:: Fade In to Pepper Dressed in all black Goth, walking the mall, Listening to Rob Zombie on her walkman so loud people can hear clearly across the mall. :::
:::Raping the geek, and hustling the freak like a hunchback juice on a sentimental noose operation filth they love to love the wealth of an SS whore making scary sounds ::: (The song she is listening to)
"Ahh the best way to spend my Friday nights, at the mall shopping away my life, and my time too. Lets see I need some new boots, a new pair of sunglasses, and OH YEA I cant forget that new Hammy-Potter book that just came out" Pepper thought to herself (A/N: Hammy Potter? Hehe)
"I need to pick up a new t-shirt at Spencer's" Oxnard said to himself as he walked into the mall.
"But first I need to stop by the book store where Maxwell works and pickup the new Hammy-Potter book" Oxnard Continued "But first a pizza flavor snack at Sunflower Hut (Pizza Hut)"
::Suddenly Oxnard Spots Bijou at Sunflower Hut::
"Hey Bijou! What are you doing working here? I always thought you didn't like to get your paws dirty......."
"Wee, but I can survive a little dirt because I am the happiest Ham Alive!"
"Heke?"
"Boss asked me to the winter Dance so I need to save up for a dress and stuff! WAHOOOOOOO! " Bijou said nearly screaming.
"Really? Great! Now can I order please? I am starving."
::Oxnard Proceeds to order 1/2 the menu:::
::Back to Pepper:::
"Well Hello Boss!" Pepper Shouted across the mall
"HamHa Pepper. What's happening?"
"Nuttin Much, Just doing some Friday Night Shopping as always. what about yourself boss?"
"I am the happiest Ham Alive! "
"Heke?"
"I asked Bijou to the winter Dance and she said Yes so I need to save up for a suit and stuff! So I am working at the Sunglass hut to save up some money. WAHOOOOOOO! " Boss said nearly screaming.
"Really? Great! Now what do you think of these sunglasses?."
:: Pepper Proceeds to try on 1/2 the sunglasses they have :::
::Authors Note: Sound Familiar? ha-ha :::
::By now Oxnard is done eating and Pepper is done shopping for glasses:::
:: Pepper and Oxnard both say Bye-Q at the exact same time:::
"I think I will head to the bookstore and pickup that Hammy Potter Book" Oxnard Said to himself
"I better head to the bookstore before it closes. I WANNNNT that book" Pepper Told Boss.
::BANG 2 Hamsters suddenly Collided:::
"Ouch that hurt" oxy said
"Damn that hurt" Pepper Whined
"My sunflower seed, my sunflower seed, what happened to my sunflower seed" Oxy Said in his usual scared sad tone.
"Here it is, I found it" Pepper said.
"Thank Q"
"Don't I know you from somewhere?"
"Umm... I don't think so... but you do vaguely look familiar.... were you at that Rob Zombie concert last week?"
"YEA... Were you the dude who WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME who had that good weed that you were smoking..."
"Yea that was me! "
"Like wow I thought you were totally hot and shit and I was going to ask for you number, but I kind of was scared to ask yaw."
"Well its 666-0269"
"So what are you shopping for anyways here, I didn't think this was your type of store"
"Me neither, I am shopping for the new Hammy Potter book I special ordered"
"WHAT YOU LIKE HAMMY POTTER?! ME TOOOO!"
"REALLY?! WOW TOO COOL"
"Want to..." then pepper interrupted him
"Go out sometime, I would LOVE TO"
"How about...." then pepper interrupted him again
"The winter dance, Of course!"
"And then we could..."
"Grab a go for a walk on the beach, How did you know I like that romantic stuff?"
:: Oxnard chuckles:::
"I guess I will meet you..."
"At 6pm and don't be late!"
:: Well it appears Pepper and Oxnard are going to the Winter Dance together :::
::Well next chapter will be what happens at the dance, sorry for the short chapter.:::