InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Two InuYashas ❯ Psychotic Logic ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Miss Nikki 
A look of realization donned on Shippo's face, "Oh, ticked Kouga off again did you?"
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.26.2004 | Updated On: 03.13.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.7K | Visits: 1.6K | Status: Completed
A look of realization donned on Shippo's face, "Oh, ticked Kouga off again did you?"
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.26.2004 | Updated On: 03.13.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.7K | Visits: 1.6K | Status: Completed
Notes: In my story the names of the characters from Feudal Japan are as common in the present Era Kate and Sally is in the U.S. Forget the meanings, besides everybody’s name is suppose to mean something anyway. So, No Kagome doesn't find it strange that the person she's shadowing name is Shippo, or that Eri's mom's name is Ayame or any of the other names that she comes in contact with.
Two InuYashas
Disclaimer:
Judge: How do you plead?
MissNikki: I plead innocent. InuYasha is mine. I just don't own the company.
Lawyer: Can't you see...she's insane. So we plead insanity.
Rumiko: I can live with that. She is crazy, she's stolen him countless times and she talks to herself.
Judge: That's not crazy.
Rumiko: She answers herself to.
Jury: We see the Defendant as not guilty, under reason of insanity.
MissNikki: I'm not crazy. And I resent the fact that you talk about me as though I'm not here!
Tyemika (Personality #5): You do to talk to yourself. And you answer yourself. They're perfectly right to label you as insane.
Judge: Under reason that the defendant is not in her right mind I dismiss this case.
(Men in White give MissNikki a new pretty white jacket and take her to her new room with white walls.)
MissNikki: This Jacket is nice but it's funny. It makes me hug myself. *shrugs* Oh well, I love you MissNikki.
Psychotic Logic
The front door of the shrine opened as Kagome approached it, "Kagome you have to be at the university at three." Kagome's mother said walking back inside leaving the door opened.
"Fight. Three. And no thanks. I don't need any help. These bags aren't heavy at all," Kagome muttered under her breathe. When she finally go to the kitchen she set her bags down. Damn InuYasha and his obsession with Ramen. "Mom, did Eri call? Her mother is suppose to pick me up and take us up to the university."
Eri had arrived in time to hear Kagome ask about her. "Nope, I didn't call but I'll go back out and call, if it'll make you feel better." Eri said from the door.
"Your so funny," Kagome said digging in her purse.
Eri smiled, "Your always sarcastic with me, it's about time I had the occasion to be sarcastic with you. Hurry up! We have 20 minutes to get to the university."
Kagome gasped, "My wallets gone. I think I left it at the store. No I remember picking it up off the counter. That means I dropped it. I'll meet you in the car. I have to go and get my student ID," Kagome said running up the stairs. She sighed when she spotted it on her desk. If she had of put it in her wallet she'd have no way to prove she was who she said she was. Kagome jogged down the stairs calling he salutations to her family as she went.
Souta ran to the front door and called to Kagome who was mid way down the stairs. Kag, wait. Mom told me to tell you that your to meet a guy named Shippo in room 2b logic." He turned to go back and the house, calling over his shoulder, "Oh yeah, he's a second year student in I guess logic." he finished shrugging.
"'K, got it," she said as she jumped in the car and relaxed against the seat to catch her breathe. "Hmm...who are you shadowing to day, Eri?"
"I'm following a first year student. She's studying the arts. She's been going to the university for two months, though she's halfway through her first year study. She's a straight 'A' student. She's studying the arts. The university assured me that she was a good student to show me around."
Kagome whistled, "Wow. Impressive." Nodding her head in approval, "So what's her name?"
Eri looked confused, "Her name?" She shuffled through her notes.
"Yeah, her name. You know that word parents call us by at birth, because 'hey you’ is too darn confusing. Mine's Kagome and yours is--"
"Ha ha ha, I know what a name is. It should be here somewhere," Eri said still shuffling through her notes.
Kagome looked on in amusement, "You remember all that but not her name?"
Eri grinned, "here it is! Sango is her name, the arts is her game!"
"Well at least you can read."
"Well what about you? Who are you following."
"Me?" Kagome asked sarcastically pointing to herself. "I, Kagome, am shadowing a logic student named Shippo. He's a second year philosophy student," she turned to look out the window. "I was just coming back from the grocery store when you came. I missed the call from the university that gave me all the info. So I had to depend on my mother to give me the information."
"Hey girls, did we pass any cars that were broken down or abandoned?" Eri mother said, checking out the boy at the side of the road.
Eri turned to look out the window. Her jaw dropped. "Wow he looks really hot," Eri said checking out the black haired boy in the Gucci jumpsuit.
Kagome turned to look out the window opposite her, "Well he should be in that jumpsuit. It's 70 degrees out and with no wind it's not chilly out. And it looks like he's been walking for a while."
Eri sighed, "Kagome you're a pain in my side. You know what I mean. I think I saw violet eyes. Ooh, so cute."
Kagome shook her head, "And how did you manage that since he has yet to look our way?" Kagome dropped the badge that she had been banging against her knee, she bent to retrieve it. She jumped when Eri yelled her name, but apparently missed whatever it was that Eri wanted her to be.
"Kagome look, he's looking this way! Darn you missed it. I was right, he had violet eyes!" Eri exclaimed.
"Oh, he is cute. He's not short from the look of it. But then again I guess how tall you are doesn't matter when your Eri's height. Maybe you'll meet him. Mmm...maybe you'll fall in love and get married and give me lots of grandbabies . Unlike your sister who took a vow of chastity." Ayame finished in one breathe, through clenched teeth.
Kagome sighed, "Need I remind you that he is a perfect stranger walking on the side of the road. Going lords know where, coming from lord know where. He could be a lunatic or worse a psychotic killer."
Eri shook her head and sucked her teeth, "That's worst case scenario. So ma, do you think he goes to the college?"
"I think it's a pretty good chance. And he looks like he's pretty well off. He had on a Gucci jumpsuit. Those things will run you between 300 and 900 on a good day. Really you should try to get to know him if he goes to the University."
Kagome rolled eyes, "Yeah Eri, listen to your mother. If he's a lunatic, him and your mother can share a cell at the loony bin."
Both girls giggled as Ayame made a face. "Very funny girls. Okay, we're here. I'll meet you here at seven. Okay? Love you and bye, Ayame said not giving the girls a chance to nod their head that they understood, before she took off.
Kagome looked at Eri., questioningly. Eri just smiled and shrugged.
"Oh my God you made it!" Yura screamed as she ran toward them with Ayumi in tow. "I thought you'd get sick of something and wouldn't be able to make it."
Kagome shook her head, "Nope, I'm fine. Healthy and alive," Kagome said hugging Yura and Ayumi.
"So who are you two following today," Eri asked.
"When you say following, it's sounds like we're stalking people," Ayumi said.
Well anyway, I'm shadowing this guy named Akira, he's a third year student, studying journalism." Yuri stopped to breathe. "And she's shadowing a girl name Miki. She's a second year student, who studying art." Yuri, finished, answering for Ayumi.
"Thank you, know-it-all." Eri said.
Yuri smiled, "I can't help it if I pay attention when people talk.." She rolled her eyes. "So what rooms do you have to go to?"
"Well Kagome should I answer or should you?" Eri said laughing lightly.
Kagome giggled and looked at her watch, "I have to go to room 2B and I better get going."
"Oh I'm going that way, so I'll walk with you," Yura said.
"So where are you going?"
"Oh, I have to go to the first floor room 4A. I'm following..." Eri rolled her eyes, "...or shadowing a first year student named Sango. She's studying the arts."
"Okay, so I'll see you later. I'm going up to the fourth floor. It's specially ventilated for the fumes from the art supplies."
With that the girls went their separate ways.
*********
"So Kag who are you shadowing anyway?" Yuri asked, while they walked to the third floor.
"Oh, I'm shadowing Shippo he's a second year student studying I'm guessing philosophy. I'm sitting in on his logic class."
"Kagome, are you sure your alright. I mean you don't seem to excited about this. Are you feeling up to sitting in on a two hour class and then an one hour study period?"
"I'm feeling a little under the weather. Nothing serious," Kagome answered thinking about her future visit to the Shengoku Jadai. "I just don't wanna get really sick before Friday when all this shadowing is over. Well here we are. I'll see you during the study period." Kagome walked into the classroom and was greeted by a short man who was balding in the middle.
"Hello, I'm Mr. Makino. Welcome to Logic 101. You must be Higurashi Kagome."
"Yes, nice to meet you."
"Umm, I regret to inform you but Shippo hasn't graced us with his presence yet. He's a regular late student, but he should be here soon."
"Oh, okay. I'll just have a seat and wait." Kagome said turning and walking up the stairs to a high seat in the back.
~~~Back on the road~~~
InuYasha ignored the three women in the car gawking at him. He was use to it. He glanced at his watch, "Damn, I'm already five minutes late." He know he had less then a mile to go, or at least that what's he hoped. The car with the gawking females had passed probably fifteen minutes ago, why that mattered he didn't know. All he knew was that he was taking a cab to Kouga's during that hr. study hall and get his car.
"Hey Dog Man is that you?" a voice called from beside him.
InuYasha looked to his left to see friend and fellow classmate, Shippo Watanbe. "Boy, am I glad to see you. I feel like I've been walking forever," InuYasha said opening the door to the car and getting in. This time he tool care to buckle his seat belt.
"What happened to the car? Was it stolen? Did you get into an accident? Please tell me the car is alright!"
InuYasha rolled his eyes, "Thanks for your concern about me. Of course I'm fine. No it wasn't my chose to walk. I mean I was only kicked out of a car that barely stopped and made to walk almost two miles to the school."
A look of realization donned on Shippo's face, "Oh, ticked Kouga off again did you?"
InuYasha let out a growl but ignored the question. "The cars fine. I just left it a Kouga's."
"Good, because I love that car. Man I want a car like that. Your so lucky."
"Can we talk about something besides my fucking car? Like what's your excuse for being late today?"
"Oh, I over slept. I decided to get a nap in before class because I have an high school student to show around today. She's sitting in on my last two classes today. I thought I would have enough time to go to lunch after that nap."
"So you really didn't sleep late. You took a very late lunch, or an early dinner that ran over," InuYasha said.
Shippo thought about this for a moment, "Mmmm, no. If I had woken up earlier I would have had time for the 3 course lunch and still made it to the university in time. I had to cut it short."
"What your nap?"
"No my lunch. I normally have a five course meal not including desert. Today I had to take desert on the run."
InuYasha sighed , with Shippo it was one thing after another. He couldn't be on time if his life depended on it. "Lets hope it never come to that." InuYasha muttered under his breathe.
"Did you say something Doggy man?" Shippo asked pulling into a parking space he found closest to the university. He was just lucky to find a spot next to the college, but he always did.
"No, how do you always mange to find a spot this close?"
"I have my ways, boy." Shippo answered getting out of the car leaving InuYasha to either follow of sit there looking stupid.
"Can we cut the inu jokes? And I bet you have your ways for everything," InuYasha said as he watched Shippo pick up the handy cap sign and fold it like an umbrella would to put it into the trunk. (You get it? You call a dog, 'Here boy, here boy. Good boy.' Smirks that would be absolutely wonderful if InuYasha appeared every time you said 'Here boy.' I would sleep with him every night *wink wink* *giggles*)
"We better get to class, we're already twelve minutes late," InuYasha
"Hold on let me get my elevator key," Shippo shouted over his shoulder while digging in the glove department for said object.
InuYasha sighed, 'he'll never learn.’ InuYasha thought to himself. He waited at the door for Shippo to catch up. He walked him to the elevator then headed for the stairs. "Meet you in logic," He called over his shoulder.
InuYasha walked passed the elevator just as the doors opened, "Man your fast Dog boy."
InuYasha rolled his eyes and continued to class.
Kagome looked at the clock on the wall in front of the class and thought to herself, 'He's over fifteen minutes late.' Just then two boys walked in. She recognized one of them as the lunatic or murderer form the side of the road. Then a thought hit her, 'With my luck I'll be shadowing him. Yep, Kagome Higurashi gets to shadow logic's lunatic.' She watched as the boys spoke to the teacher. 'This is psychotic logic,' she thought to herself when the teacher turned and pointed in her direction. As the one in red turned around she recognized him. "InuYasha," she whispered and covered her mouth. Soon her surprised faded and her anger flared, 'You won't be able to stand for a week.'
MissNikki's End Notes: The newest chapter is now in it’s third page of being typed. It should be finished and posted the same day I edit chapter 12 of T.I. For those of you who came from FF.net to read this story you should be happy to hear that I’m reposting it. See you guys later. Love MNConverting /tmp/php4q7Mg4 to /dev/stdout
Two InuYashas
Disclaimer:
Judge: How do you plead?
MissNikki: I plead innocent. InuYasha is mine. I just don't own the company.
Lawyer: Can't you see...she's insane. So we plead insanity.
Rumiko: I can live with that. She is crazy, she's stolen him countless times and she talks to herself.
Judge: That's not crazy.
Rumiko: She answers herself to.
Jury: We see the Defendant as not guilty, under reason of insanity.
MissNikki: I'm not crazy. And I resent the fact that you talk about me as though I'm not here!
Tyemika (Personality #5): You do to talk to yourself. And you answer yourself. They're perfectly right to label you as insane.
Judge: Under reason that the defendant is not in her right mind I dismiss this case.
(Men in White give MissNikki a new pretty white jacket and take her to her new room with white walls.)
MissNikki: This Jacket is nice but it's funny. It makes me hug myself. *shrugs* Oh well, I love you MissNikki.
Psychotic Logic
The front door of the shrine opened as Kagome approached it, "Kagome you have to be at the university at three." Kagome's mother said walking back inside leaving the door opened.
"Fight. Three. And no thanks. I don't need any help. These bags aren't heavy at all," Kagome muttered under her breathe. When she finally go to the kitchen she set her bags down. Damn InuYasha and his obsession with Ramen. "Mom, did Eri call? Her mother is suppose to pick me up and take us up to the university."
Eri had arrived in time to hear Kagome ask about her. "Nope, I didn't call but I'll go back out and call, if it'll make you feel better." Eri said from the door.
"Your so funny," Kagome said digging in her purse.
Eri smiled, "Your always sarcastic with me, it's about time I had the occasion to be sarcastic with you. Hurry up! We have 20 minutes to get to the university."
Kagome gasped, "My wallets gone. I think I left it at the store. No I remember picking it up off the counter. That means I dropped it. I'll meet you in the car. I have to go and get my student ID," Kagome said running up the stairs. She sighed when she spotted it on her desk. If she had of put it in her wallet she'd have no way to prove she was who she said she was. Kagome jogged down the stairs calling he salutations to her family as she went.
Souta ran to the front door and called to Kagome who was mid way down the stairs. Kag, wait. Mom told me to tell you that your to meet a guy named Shippo in room 2b logic." He turned to go back and the house, calling over his shoulder, "Oh yeah, he's a second year student in I guess logic." he finished shrugging.
"'K, got it," she said as she jumped in the car and relaxed against the seat to catch her breathe. "Hmm...who are you shadowing to day, Eri?"
"I'm following a first year student. She's studying the arts. She's been going to the university for two months, though she's halfway through her first year study. She's a straight 'A' student. She's studying the arts. The university assured me that she was a good student to show me around."
Kagome whistled, "Wow. Impressive." Nodding her head in approval, "So what's her name?"
Eri looked confused, "Her name?" She shuffled through her notes.
"Yeah, her name. You know that word parents call us by at birth, because 'hey you’ is too darn confusing. Mine's Kagome and yours is--"
"Ha ha ha, I know what a name is. It should be here somewhere," Eri said still shuffling through her notes.
Kagome looked on in amusement, "You remember all that but not her name?"
Eri grinned, "here it is! Sango is her name, the arts is her game!"
"Well at least you can read."
"Well what about you? Who are you following."
"Me?" Kagome asked sarcastically pointing to herself. "I, Kagome, am shadowing a logic student named Shippo. He's a second year philosophy student," she turned to look out the window. "I was just coming back from the grocery store when you came. I missed the call from the university that gave me all the info. So I had to depend on my mother to give me the information."
"Hey girls, did we pass any cars that were broken down or abandoned?" Eri mother said, checking out the boy at the side of the road.
Eri turned to look out the window. Her jaw dropped. "Wow he looks really hot," Eri said checking out the black haired boy in the Gucci jumpsuit.
Kagome turned to look out the window opposite her, "Well he should be in that jumpsuit. It's 70 degrees out and with no wind it's not chilly out. And it looks like he's been walking for a while."
Eri sighed, "Kagome you're a pain in my side. You know what I mean. I think I saw violet eyes. Ooh, so cute."
Kagome shook her head, "And how did you manage that since he has yet to look our way?" Kagome dropped the badge that she had been banging against her knee, she bent to retrieve it. She jumped when Eri yelled her name, but apparently missed whatever it was that Eri wanted her to be.
"Kagome look, he's looking this way! Darn you missed it. I was right, he had violet eyes!" Eri exclaimed.
"Oh, he is cute. He's not short from the look of it. But then again I guess how tall you are doesn't matter when your Eri's height. Maybe you'll meet him. Mmm...maybe you'll fall in love and get married and give me lots of grandbabies . Unlike your sister who took a vow of chastity." Ayame finished in one breathe, through clenched teeth.
Kagome sighed, "Need I remind you that he is a perfect stranger walking on the side of the road. Going lords know where, coming from lord know where. He could be a lunatic or worse a psychotic killer."
Eri shook her head and sucked her teeth, "That's worst case scenario. So ma, do you think he goes to the college?"
"I think it's a pretty good chance. And he looks like he's pretty well off. He had on a Gucci jumpsuit. Those things will run you between 300 and 900 on a good day. Really you should try to get to know him if he goes to the University."
Kagome rolled eyes, "Yeah Eri, listen to your mother. If he's a lunatic, him and your mother can share a cell at the loony bin."
Both girls giggled as Ayame made a face. "Very funny girls. Okay, we're here. I'll meet you here at seven. Okay? Love you and bye, Ayame said not giving the girls a chance to nod their head that they understood, before she took off.
Kagome looked at Eri., questioningly. Eri just smiled and shrugged.
"Oh my God you made it!" Yura screamed as she ran toward them with Ayumi in tow. "I thought you'd get sick of something and wouldn't be able to make it."
Kagome shook her head, "Nope, I'm fine. Healthy and alive," Kagome said hugging Yura and Ayumi.
"So who are you two following today," Eri asked.
"When you say following, it's sounds like we're stalking people," Ayumi said.
Well anyway, I'm shadowing this guy named Akira, he's a third year student, studying journalism." Yuri stopped to breathe. "And she's shadowing a girl name Miki. She's a second year student, who studying art." Yuri, finished, answering for Ayumi.
"Thank you, know-it-all." Eri said.
Yuri smiled, "I can't help it if I pay attention when people talk.." She rolled her eyes. "So what rooms do you have to go to?"
"Well Kagome should I answer or should you?" Eri said laughing lightly.
Kagome giggled and looked at her watch, "I have to go to room 2B and I better get going."
"Oh I'm going that way, so I'll walk with you," Yura said.
"So where are you going?"
"Oh, I have to go to the first floor room 4A. I'm following..." Eri rolled her eyes, "...or shadowing a first year student named Sango. She's studying the arts."
"Okay, so I'll see you later. I'm going up to the fourth floor. It's specially ventilated for the fumes from the art supplies."
With that the girls went their separate ways.
*********
"So Kag who are you shadowing anyway?" Yuri asked, while they walked to the third floor.
"Oh, I'm shadowing Shippo he's a second year student studying I'm guessing philosophy. I'm sitting in on his logic class."
"Kagome, are you sure your alright. I mean you don't seem to excited about this. Are you feeling up to sitting in on a two hour class and then an one hour study period?"
"I'm feeling a little under the weather. Nothing serious," Kagome answered thinking about her future visit to the Shengoku Jadai. "I just don't wanna get really sick before Friday when all this shadowing is over. Well here we are. I'll see you during the study period." Kagome walked into the classroom and was greeted by a short man who was balding in the middle.
"Hello, I'm Mr. Makino. Welcome to Logic 101. You must be Higurashi Kagome."
"Yes, nice to meet you."
"Umm, I regret to inform you but Shippo hasn't graced us with his presence yet. He's a regular late student, but he should be here soon."
"Oh, okay. I'll just have a seat and wait." Kagome said turning and walking up the stairs to a high seat in the back.
~~~Back on the road~~~
InuYasha ignored the three women in the car gawking at him. He was use to it. He glanced at his watch, "Damn, I'm already five minutes late." He know he had less then a mile to go, or at least that what's he hoped. The car with the gawking females had passed probably fifteen minutes ago, why that mattered he didn't know. All he knew was that he was taking a cab to Kouga's during that hr. study hall and get his car.
"Hey Dog Man is that you?" a voice called from beside him.
InuYasha looked to his left to see friend and fellow classmate, Shippo Watanbe. "Boy, am I glad to see you. I feel like I've been walking forever," InuYasha said opening the door to the car and getting in. This time he tool care to buckle his seat belt.
"What happened to the car? Was it stolen? Did you get into an accident? Please tell me the car is alright!"
InuYasha rolled his eyes, "Thanks for your concern about me. Of course I'm fine. No it wasn't my chose to walk. I mean I was only kicked out of a car that barely stopped and made to walk almost two miles to the school."
A look of realization donned on Shippo's face, "Oh, ticked Kouga off again did you?"
InuYasha let out a growl but ignored the question. "The cars fine. I just left it a Kouga's."
"Good, because I love that car. Man I want a car like that. Your so lucky."
"Can we talk about something besides my fucking car? Like what's your excuse for being late today?"
"Oh, I over slept. I decided to get a nap in before class because I have an high school student to show around today. She's sitting in on my last two classes today. I thought I would have enough time to go to lunch after that nap."
"So you really didn't sleep late. You took a very late lunch, or an early dinner that ran over," InuYasha said.
Shippo thought about this for a moment, "Mmmm, no. If I had woken up earlier I would have had time for the 3 course lunch and still made it to the university in time. I had to cut it short."
"What your nap?"
"No my lunch. I normally have a five course meal not including desert. Today I had to take desert on the run."
InuYasha sighed , with Shippo it was one thing after another. He couldn't be on time if his life depended on it. "Lets hope it never come to that." InuYasha muttered under his breathe.
"Did you say something Doggy man?" Shippo asked pulling into a parking space he found closest to the university. He was just lucky to find a spot next to the college, but he always did.
"No, how do you always mange to find a spot this close?"
"I have my ways, boy." Shippo answered getting out of the car leaving InuYasha to either follow of sit there looking stupid.
"Can we cut the inu jokes? And I bet you have your ways for everything," InuYasha said as he watched Shippo pick up the handy cap sign and fold it like an umbrella would to put it into the trunk. (You get it? You call a dog, 'Here boy, here boy. Good boy.' Smirks that would be absolutely wonderful if InuYasha appeared every time you said 'Here boy.' I would sleep with him every night *wink wink* *giggles*)
"We better get to class, we're already twelve minutes late," InuYasha
"Hold on let me get my elevator key," Shippo shouted over his shoulder while digging in the glove department for said object.
InuYasha sighed, 'he'll never learn.’ InuYasha thought to himself. He waited at the door for Shippo to catch up. He walked him to the elevator then headed for the stairs. "Meet you in logic," He called over his shoulder.
InuYasha walked passed the elevator just as the doors opened, "Man your fast Dog boy."
InuYasha rolled his eyes and continued to class.
Kagome looked at the clock on the wall in front of the class and thought to herself, 'He's over fifteen minutes late.' Just then two boys walked in. She recognized one of them as the lunatic or murderer form the side of the road. Then a thought hit her, 'With my luck I'll be shadowing him. Yep, Kagome Higurashi gets to shadow logic's lunatic.' She watched as the boys spoke to the teacher. 'This is psychotic logic,' she thought to herself when the teacher turned and pointed in her direction. As the one in red turned around she recognized him. "InuYasha," she whispered and covered her mouth. Soon her surprised faded and her anger flared, 'You won't be able to stand for a week.'
MissNikki's End Notes: The newest chapter is now in it’s third page of being typed. It should be finished and posted the same day I edit chapter 12 of T.I. For those of you who came from FF.net to read this story you should be happy to hear that I’m reposting it. See you guys later. Love MNConverting /tmp/php4q7Mg4 to /dev/stdout