Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto is BACK!! ❯ Someone's Back ( Chapter 2 )

Title: Naruto is BACK

Summary: Naruto escaped his life in the village to someday come back as someone his love would look at. Now he's back and looking HOT!!! Hormones are flying and girls are screeching! Sasuke becomes an overly possesive and jealous freak and Naruto has no idea or does he?

PG-13: For mild language and actions

Category: Shonen-ai because Naruto and Sasuke make such a cute couple!! If you don't like it, don't read it.

Disclaimer: I no own Naruto because I don't, but that doesn't stop me from having Sasuke!!! Bwahahahahaha! coughs I'm kidding! I only own the plot of this fanfic.

Chapter One: Someone is Back!

= actions italic = actions normal = speaking

Girl One: screeches Oh my freaking GAWD who the hell is he!!!

Girl Two: places hand on forehead I think I'm going to faint.

Girl Three: DAMN! No one can look that good!!

Girl Four: Only a god can look like THAT!!

Girl Five: Oh, he's coming this way!!

Girl Six: Is my hair okay?!

Girl Seven: crying NOOOOO!!! The day I meet my future husband has to be the day I have a pimple. Life is soooo unfair.

Girl Three: WOW! That's one big pimple!! I thought it was a wart!!!

Girl Seven: cries uncontrollably

Girl Two: Oh, quit your crying!!

Girl Four: Yea, who says he's going to be yours. He's mine!!

Girl Six: What!! You guys can't be serious, he's practically drooling over me.

Girl One: No way!! He's looking at me!!!

Guy: smiles at them

Girls: faints

Guy: sweatdrops I wonder what's wrong. shrugs Oh well, it can't be my fault. Can it? I mean I don't look that ugly anymore. Have I become uglier?! Noooooo! This can't be, calm down! Calm down. I'm taking this way too far. I don't have time for this. I need to find them. leaves

Kakashi: walking and then stops and looks at the unconscious girls I wonder what evil fiend can destroy so many beautiful women!! This evil must be stop, but after I finish my book. starts reading Make Out Paradise Vol.3 and walks away

Kakashi fan girls: cries Oh how con Kakashi-kun be so cruel to let those poor girls lie there without any aid. Oh well he must have something important to do. shrugs and smiles Wait for us Kakashi-kun!!

Sakura: walking happily after encounter with her Sasuke-kun La la la la la la la. I think I have finally achieve the impossible and captured Sasuke- kun's heart between my grasp!! It won't be long after he will be eating in my bare palms. Now, all I need to do is make him go out in a date with me and everything will be set. A hug today can mean a kiss tomorrow!! walks carelessly on the unconscious girls with a goofy smile on face

Sasuke: walking with hands on pockets Why the hell did I allow that ugly Sakura to hug me!! I need to take a bath quick or I might puke by the stench of her!! Oh why the hell did I think she was Naruto!! I need to rest my mind or I'll start imagining everyone is Naruto!! shakes uncontrollably What if I actually kiss Rock Lee!! The horror, oh the horror!! I need to stop thinking or I'll end up dead by the sheer disgusting thoughts of my mind!!! runs home not even noticing as he steps on the unconscious girls

Guy: Where the fuck are they?! I looked mostly everywhere in the village!! Where can three people be in such a small village!!! stomach growls Well, I'm hungry. It is time for RAMEN!!! dashes off to ramen shop

Sasuke's POV

Damn it! I don't have a single scrap of food around here. It's all that goddamn Narutos fault. He's making me act like him. I mean I never ran out of food! I'm too responsible, but he just had to leave and make me forget about anything else except him. Well, I'll stop thinking of him right now. Yes, my mind is made up. I will stop thinking of that dead last. Now, what to eat? Ramen sounds good. Yup, forgetting all about him. (A/N: Poor Sasuke-kun is in denial.)

Now, where was that ramen restaurant again? Oh, there it is. walks toward it to see a crowded group of girls and some guys What the hell!!! When did ramen become so popular!!

"Excuse me, will somebody let me pass," I gritted my teeth. Acting polite takes a lot out of me, but I'm not like that loud mouth Naruto. Hell, not again. Stupid mind stop thinking of that...that...deadlast! He's not worth it!!

"Oh...Sasuke-kun," the girl blushes, "I'm sorry, I'm I blocking your way?"

"Yes, you are. Are you in line?"

"Uh...actually I'm not," she answered.

"Then get the hell away from here because people actually came to eat here," I replied to her, "and if your so dumb not to get the eating part of a restaurant, you need great help."

"Sasuke, you never change at all, look you made the girl cry." That voice. It sounds familiar. I look at the owner of the voice and my breath caught. Right in front of my eyes was...

A/N: Yay! My first cliffie and it's only the first chapter. readers glare evilly Well, uh...I'll be leaving now. Oh, I won't be updating this (even though I've already started ot it) unless I have one more reviewer than last time even if it takes years and years. - Sayonara!!! and thanks to all that reviewed!!