Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ A Yugioh Trip to the Farm? ❯ Cat Fights, Dogs Fights, Girl Fights, Boy's Fights, Fist Fights, Horse Fights, and Sex Fights? A NIG ( Chapter 6 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

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Hey err. . .

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Hey I like these songss. . . . Check them out ! ! ! !

Green Day- When Seteptember Ends

Switchfoot- This is your life

The Killers- All the things that I have done

Seal- Kiss From a Rose (I LUVV dis song even though it's kind of old ^__^ but mawh dad sings it 2 mawh mom. . . n then i heard it on da radio n I luvvvv it! ! ! *took place about when i was 8 or10 until now. . . soo guess my age huh* mawh dad isn't a such a bad singer. . . He should go on American Idol ! ! !)

T.I.- ASAP

Brandy- Almost doesn't count (old 2 but i luv it)

Usher- Driving me crazy

Switchfoot- Stars

*~ Check em out. . .Alll goodddd realllll gooddddd~*
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DISCLAIMER NESS: This is truning out REALLY good

Ryou: . . . . . .Fuck you

DISCLAIMER NESS: O_o Ryou?

Ryou: I didn't say a thing!

DISCLAIMER NESS: *pulls out a gun from her big South Pole sweat shirt* Wannah run dat bi me again???
Ryou: :'( Nesssssahhh.....

DISCLAIMER NESS: *pulls out another gun from her booty shorts* WANNAH SPEAK!!!

Ryou: No. . .

DISCLAIMER NESS: POW!! *guns blow out rapping paper and confetti* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR BOY-FRIND JIMMY!!! *hazzah* Gottah congrats him for going to Disney World without meh! ! ! ! !

Ryou: Phewww *rests on couch trying to relax from shock*

DISCLAIMER NESS: *turns towards viewers and waves* HI!!!
Viewers: *scared about Ness's guns*

DISCLAIMER NESS: Oh don't worrie, they don't blow out nothing but rapping paper and confetti. . . C i'll show you

Jimmy: *walks in* Hey Ness! ! !
DISCLAIMER NESS: *blows it in his direction* C! ! !

Gun: *Doesn't like Jimmy! Blows out bullets!* POW POW

Jimmy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *gets hit in the chest and falls over in death!!!*

DISCLAIMER NESS: JIMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYyyyYYYYY
yyyYYYyyyYYYyyyYYyyyYYYyyYYYyyYYyYYyYYyyy YYYyyyYYYYyyyyyyyyyYYyyyyyyyYYyyyyYYYyyyYYY!!!!!

Jimmy: X_X

DISCLAIMER NESS: *runs over to him and covers his body with a blanket*

Ryou: O_O

DISCLAIMER NESS: *crying* Onnnn. . . *tear, tear* With the. . . *blows on tissue* With the ficccccccccccccc ccccccccc........Whahahahahahaaaa

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Juss Kiddin! Jimmy!! I love you boi! Happy B-Day SexC!!!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
*-> Have fun in Disney World without meh >_< <-*
<333333333LUV U, tata <3333333333

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WARNING : SCHOOLS ALMOST FUCKING HERE. . .. FRESHMEN! ! GAHHHHH! ! ! ! HERE, CRUDE HUMOR, A LOT OF FOUL LANGUAGE *yehhh* SEXUAL ACTS/DIALOGUE!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!*cough, cough* AND I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE SHOPS, THINGS, PEOPLE, OR PRODUCTS USE IN THIS FICIE!!
_________________________________Cat Fights, Dogs Fights, Girl Fights, Boy's Fights, Fist Fights, Horse Fights, and Sex Fights? A NIGHT OUT!!!!


We find Isis and Angela outside trying to sneak into the hose without anyone trying to find them. They try opening up the back door, but it's locked and the windows are shut closed.

Angela: *looking up at the windows upstairs* What now?

Isis: *spots someone shadow in the upstairs window* Look Ange! Up there!!!!
Angela: *gasps in joy* There is hope! A angel from above in the bathroom is up there to save us!
Isis: *takes a rock she found next to her and threw it at the window*

*no response*

Angela: *picks up more lil rocks* Keep on throwing!

Person up in Bathroom: *props up window* Huh?

Isis: Oh my God, is that Duke?

Angela: *looking up with Isis and sweat drops* Forget about the angel thing I said. . . .

Isis: Forgotten!

Duke: What are you two doing outside!?!?!?!

Angela: What are you doing in the bathroom?

Duke: Ange, don't be stupid! I'm taking a piss!

Angela: *sweat drop* I didn't know you had anything for the piss to come out off

Duke: It's a 9 inch, prick

Angela: Oh! Well when we where at it, it didn't look like a 9 inch to me!

Isis: *jumps in them before they talk anymore* Can you get us up where you are now right now?!?!

Duke: Right, right, right now?

Isis: YES DUMBASS RIGHT NOW!!!! *eye twitching*

Duke: *resting right arm on ledge and checking out his other hand* I would like to help you but. . . .

Angela: What fucking fruit!

Duke: Don't got any thing to get you up here
Angela & Isis: Oh

Duke: Unless you can fly. . . . But O wait! Isis gave her millennium dog collar with the ripped eye on it to the multi colored dumbo pharaoh fruit being beaten up down stairs!
Isis: I couldn't fly with it anyway! It told what would happen next!

Duke: Oh wahwahwah! How come Abbey and Abtina can freeze time and fly!?!?! How come Marik and Malik can go threw walls and mind control huh!!??!?!?!?! How come Ryou and Bakura can change into other people?!?!?! How come Yugi and Yami can do all that!!! HUH!????!!???

Angela: Maybe because each item can do other things?

Isis: *looks around garden and found a rope* I found ROPE!!!!

Angela: Hazzah!

Duke: *slouches down* Yeay . . . . .

Isis: *swings rope up to him* Catch!

Duke: *while catching, he almost fell down out the window trying to get it*

Angela: *laughs at him*

Duke: *gives witty smile to his ex* Okay I got it!

Isis: Angela you first!

Angela: OHH nonono!!!

Isis: You have to go first! He wants to see you! Not me!
Angela: I don't like to go first for anything! So you got up first so I know it's safe!

Isis: Huh?

Duke: WHAT?!?!
Isis: *starts climbing up*

Angela: *sits down on grass and watches her go up*

Duke: *Is holding on for dear life* OH MY GOD ISIS!!! HAVEN'T GOT ALOT HEAVIER!!!!

Isis: Shut the fuck up Duke!
Angela: Ha!

*Isis gets up and slides quickly into the window*

Isis: *looks down at Angela* Ange are you sure?

Angela: *gets on rope* Yeah! *starts climbing*

Duke: *holding ON FOR DEAR LIFE*

Isis: *not really pulling so hard and notices Duke trying* And you call yourself a man?!?!!

Angela: *tries to get up and is slipping in until the window shuts on her butt* Holy shit!

*Meanwhile we hear Shane and Serenity's voices getting closer to upstairs*

Isis: *hides in closet*

Duke: *about to hide like Isis but see's Angela* What's the matter Ange!?!?!

Angela: My ass is stuck!!!

Duke: *looks and see's the window closed on it and checks it out* Dammnnnn. . . Um.. . I mean, yes it is stuck!

Angela: *slams hands on wall* Dukeeeeeee!! Get me OUT!!!
Duke: *takes her arms and pulls*

Angela: *screams and moans in pain*

-Outside of bathroom

Shane: *puts ear in door and hears Angela screaming* huh?
Serenity: *sliding her body into his and rubbing his 6 pack* What is it Shanie?

Shane: Well, I heard someone screaming in there. I hope that they are alright?

Serenity: *puts ear on door* I don't hear anything

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*hears someone knocking on the door*

Angela: HOLY SHIT!!!

Duke: !!!SHUT UP!!!!! I'M TRYING!!!!
Angela: AAAAAHHHH!!! *screams as she is pulled out, crashes into Duke as they where spun around and now he was on top of her*

Duke: AAHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*screams in pain*

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Shane: O_O

Serenity: *jaws dropped*

Shane:. . . They might be hurt, it might not be what we think it is.

Serenity: It probably isn't. . .

-*OPENS DOOR*

Shane: *eyes and jaw drops*

Serenity: *gasps*

Duke: *Looks up as he notices that he was completly on top of her and her black hair was all over the floor and her kami she was wearing was very low and her legs where up in the air* . . . .Hi. . . . .. . .

Angela: *see's Shane and Serenity upside down in shock* OH MY GAWD!!!!!!

Shane: *closes door*

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POLICE: ALRITE!!! COME OUTSIDE WITH YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FREEZE!!!!!!!!

*Right now if your wondering, the Library is a complete mess from head to toe, every book is or was thrown down by Raphael, Darts, or Alister* The three are right now about 50 feet away from each other hiding and planing to attack books at each other*

Alister: *With no shirt on and has army clothes on and a army colored tie on his head and black war marks on his cheek bones* I WILL DIE ANOTHER DAY!!! *starts singing Die another day by Madonna*

Darts: *on the other side with Raphael* GIVE IT UP!!! YOUR NOT GOING TO WIN RACHAEL!!!!!!!!

Raphael: Did you just call me Rachael?!?!
Darts: No silly!

POLICE: WE ARE COMING IN NOW, WE ARE ARMED TO SHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alister: *starts crying* DON'T SHOOT PLEASE!!!! I'M SUICIDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO SNIFF A MARKER!!!

Darts: But you just said--------

Alister: *crying* I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!< br>
POLICE: WE ARE COMING IN!!!
Dart's, Raphael, and Alister: *screams and hides*


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Isis: *opens closet and see's two* Holy shit!!! You guys look like you where at your climax!!!!

Angela: *pushes Duke off of her* we are not at any climax of any sort Isis! Except for the climax of embarrassment and rage!!!!

Isis: Ha Ange. You know you want it!

Duke: *looks at Ange*

Angela: *gets up and walks out of the bathroom and looks back at Duke*

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Isis/Duke/Angela Walk downstairs to see the fight was long gone over, and the girls where trying to work out Tea's problem.

Riz: What are we going to do with your hair?

Lily: *cracks up* What about those twos hair?

Mai: Dang, it looks like you two had some fun!!

Angela and Duke: *runs to same mirror in the hallway and sees that there hair and clothes is everywhere* OMG!!!! *fixes up hair and clothes*

Abbey: *eyes snap open* I got an idea what to do

Tea: *wiping of tears* What did you have in mind?

Abbey: Trust me, everyone is going to be drooling over you, you all just give me an hour and a half with her and she will turn into the next sexy Jessica Simpson. . . Or maybe the next Ashlee. . . . O well, we will be back!!! *runs upstairs with Tea*

Amane: I don't know. . . .

Shane: *comes downstairs with Serenity* Um . . . . . Angela . . . . Can I talk to you for a sec?

Angela: Sure

________________*In the boys room(Serenity, Angela, n Shane in dere)*

Shane: *sits on one bed* Look Ange, I heard from Serenity that you have been acting bitchier to her?

Serenity: *holding Shan’s hand* Damn straight

Angela: *jumps up from the other bed she saws sitting on* What! Seren! I swear to gawd, ill kick your fuckin lil----

Shane: *rolls eyes and stops her from saying anything else* Angela! Seriously, I mean it's not her fault that she attracts other men! Angela! Just hear me out alright?

Angela: *face turns BRIGHT red as she tries to let him speak*

Shane: You hurt Seren's feelings when you kept slagging her off just because she said stuff about her just because Duke thought she was hot. . You should first of all be mad at him and not her

Angela: !!!!!! Can I talk now?

Shane: Go ahead

Angela: That scum bag your holding hands with is using you!!!

Shane: What!!?!

Serenity: hmph, prove it!
Angela: You fucking. . . Whoa sorry for the french but you knew that Isis was sooo in love with him before you even knew him! ! ! ! ! ! !

Serenity: That's not true! ! !

Angela: That is soo true bitch! Your sucking up to him just because Isis hass a HUGGGE crush on him! ! ! ! AND YOU JUST WALK RIGHT IN AND TRY TO GET HER MAN!!! YOU JUST WANT ANY GUY THAT COMES UP IN HERE!!! YOU SAID TO ME THAT YOU WOULD BEAT MY ASS TO GET MY OLD MAN!!! DON'T LIE TO ME GURL YOU KNOW IT!!!
Serenity: WELL AT LEAST I DON'T GO HAVING SEX IN THE BATHROOM WITH DUKE!!
Angela: SEREN!!! I WASN'T HAVING SEX IN THE BATHROOM WITH DUKE!!! HE FEEL ONTOP OF ME ALRIGHT BECAUSE HE WAS PULLING ME UP!!!
Serenity: PULLING YOU UP WHERE??? FROM YOUR ORGASM!!?!??Angela: NOOO!!! I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH WE WHERE SPYING ON YOU IN THE BUSH TO SEE THAT YOU WHERE NOT TRYING TO RAP POOR SHANE OUT OF HIS FUCKING VIRGINS!! WHICH BELONGS 2 ISIS AND NOT TO YOUR Slutly ASS!!!
Serenity: *slaps Angela in the face* YOU BITCH!!!
Angela: OH YEAHHH!! *slaps Serenity back* YOU’RE A FUCKING SLUT BITCH!!!

Serenity: *slaps back* OWWW

Angela: *Rounds up her arm about to punch her* AND THISS IS FOR GETTING ON MY MAN!! *Punches her in the chest*

Serenity: *gets up in rage and grabs Angela's straight raven black hair* DAMN YOU!!!

Angela: *pulls on Serenity's light auburn hair* FUCK YOU SLUT!!!
Angela & Serenity: *cat fighting on the ground*

Shane: YOU GUYS STOP IT *stands in the middle of them and pick's Serenity up* Serenity! How dare you lie to ME!!!

Serenity: I didn't mean it honestly! ! ! *crying very hard*

Shane: Serenity you tricked me into liking you! I thought that you where really great Seren! I really did! But you are a fucking ass, dirty old slut!!! You’re a whore Seren! And it's about time a guy finally told you that!!! * walks away out the door*

Serenity: *looks lost and shocked*

Angela: *fixes herself up* Hahaha! Whore! *slams door behind her*

Serenity: *cries*

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Abb ey: *snips away* Tea, don't worry. You look so pretty right now I'm starting to get envious!

Tea: What are you talking about?
Abbey: *rolls eyes* I'm saying that your pretty

Tea: Thanks, but you don't have to compare me to you. I mean, your beautiful

Abbey: Thank you

Tea: No problem

Abbey: Well, I'm done!

Tea: *checks out hair in mirror, her hair was cut on the left was the same as it was when Yami cut it, but then she snipped the rest on a angle which went down to her tip of her chin on the left side. Her bangs where straightened and parted in the middle. And she dyed her hair a lighter color of a Honey brown and added golden blond highlights in random parts of her hair*(I don’t no wot da hair style is called :( ) Oh my god! Abbey it's awesome!!!!

Abbey: Thanks, thought you might say that. One of my older sisters Tabby was a hair stylist you know, and I remember when my siblings still lived in the house, I use to sneak around and just, you know, watch her style hair when she still was into hair styling. But until she went to Oxford with her boyfriend Edward, she wanted to travel, and she just didn't want to style hair anymore and she was into traveling and studying past times.


Tea: Wow, I didn't know!

Abbey: Well, now you do. Anyway, how bouts I give you a head to toe make over!

Tea: What, oh no, I can't do that!

Abbey: Tea, your really pretty and I think that the guys down stairs need to see that a lil bit more. Alright.

Tea: *sigh* Alright

Abbey: *gets out make-up bag* It will be like How Do I Look? Or What Not To Wear, or Ambush Make-over. You'll love it, trust me, watching style network has given me soo much ideas I think that when I'm older and my gymnastic's career is out the drain, I'm going to be a stylist!

Tea: That's great!

Abbey: And you’re my fist victim, good thing I took pictures of you before this make-over! *takes out picture and tucks it into the mirror frame* Here I go!!

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*everyone down stairs just randomly talking*

Shane: *walks up to Isis who was sitting by herself on the couch*

Isis: Yes?

Shane: Look Isis, I'm sorry if I broke your heart really. I didn't know that Seren was playing me just to get back at you. I really do really like you more Isis, I hope you can forgive me!

Isis: *heart starts pumping really fast* Omg Shane! Of corse I'll forgive you!!! *hugs him*

Shane: Good :P

Isis: *blushes*

Shane: *softly kisses her tender lips* I love you

Isis: *Kiss's back* Love you two

Malik: OHHH SICKK!!! GET A FUCKING ROOM YOU TWOOO!!!! *hids head in one of the couches*

Isis: *giggles*

Serenity: *runs down sitars crying her head off to her baby brother*

Joey: Yo Seren? Wotz up?

Serenity: Ohhhh it's horrible! ! !

Joey: Well den, tell meh!!

Serenity: Can I tell you in privet?!!?

Joey: Surr den!!
Abbey: *comes down stairs* Okay, If you guys are done with the crying and the moaning! I present to you, the new and improved. . . TEA!!!!!

Tea: * Tea comes down in a pink silky halter dress and her hair and makeup done to match her outfit *to lazy to describe in full detail* How Do I Look?

Yugi: *mouth drops* Woah, woah, woah, woah,woah. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Woah.

Mai: Wooooow Tea, your really pretty!

Malik: DANG!! *dooonnnggg*

Joey: Hey Tea, wanna sit wit meh?

Abbey: This dress that she is wearing. . . Tea turn around---

Tea: *spins*

Abbey: Was made by yours truly. . . Me! It's called LiLBabehIce. . . . Look for it in stores!

Riz: You made that?

Abbey: Yeh, not that hard, mix a few strings together, tie and bow, and you got yourself a nice silky pink halter dress!

Yugi: Ab, your like multi tasked

Abbey: ^_^OOO I noticed

Angela: That's my Ab!!

Abbey: I'm done. . . *walks to kitchen* Anyone want me 2 make some goood ol' steak?!?!?!

Guys: STEAK!!!!!

Abbey: Yeh I'm a bit hungry n I was thinking of making a lil midnight steak ^___^

Yugi: Show off. . .

Abbey: What? I'm not a show off!!!! O I can make some Chicken Jamaican soup with it!!!! *goes into kitchen*

Seto: All Pegasus's are show off's. . . It's like in there genes

Yugi: I noticed. . . Soo are all Kaiba's I know

Seto: Just because I own Kaiba land, Kaiba corp, and the deadliest but coolest parts of Iraq where my step-father worked and a secretive place that if the American’s found could end the war right now doesn't make me a show off!!!! (remember this is all fake peoples I don’t know anything about it. . . .>___<)

Amane: It's obviously a rich person life thing. . .

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Marik: *throwing cards in a hat*

Mai: *sigh* Sooo Marik, what's up?

Marik: Fuck up *still playing*

Mai: *gasps* I said what's up!

Marik: And I said FUCK-UP!
Mai: No I said what's up?
Marik: Want me to spell that for you fucking Mai??????
Mai: Marik I just sai-----

Marik: *interrupts her* F-u-c-k u-p!!!!

Mai: *puffs up* WELL I KNOW A SECRET! ! !

Marik: *looks at her weird* So?

Mai: I GOT A SECRET THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW! ! ! ! !

Marik: *eyes Mai in a very evil look* What’s your catch?
Mai: Well then. . If I tell you, you have to do me a favor!
Marik: Why the fuck would I want to do you a favor! I could force it out of you! *starts to get up*

Mai: Torment me all you want! I won't tell you unless you do as I command for a day

Marik: *rolls eyes* Just a day?

Mai: Yep

Marik: *in thought- at least she didn't say the rest of the three weeks we are here, man I would of kicked her lil ass. What a dummy* Deal *shakes her hand*

Mai: Okay. . . You can't tell anybody. ..

Marik: What ever!

Mai & Marik: *looks around to see if anyone was around*

Mai: Okay, Abbey told me not to tell you alright. But she's keeping this from everyone. But she has a wild crush on Blake . . . .

Marik: *Face looks raged* WHhhhhhAAAAAaaaaaaTTTTTT!!!!

Mai: UhpppUhhp! You can't tell anybody!

Marik: *throws chair he was sitting on backboards and looks raged at Mai* HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai: ^__^ Would I be smiling when you look like your going to kill me?

Marik: *buts hands down and says in a calm voice* Good Point *gets mad again*

Mai: ^_______^ I'll leave you alone for a while *disappears*

Marik: GRAAHHHHHHH!!! *punches a hole in the wall*

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Abbey: *sitting reading a magaize* Dang, why does everybody in Hollywood have big lips!?!
Amane: To make them look sooo sexy for everybody, I personally find it stupid

Abbey: Hummm.... Dallas. . . You know what Amane

Amane: Huh?

Abbey: This project says that we should travel around the area. . . And from what the map says. . . Dallas is only 20-30 minutes away from this farm. . .

Amane: Do you mean? ? ?

Abbey and Amane: NIGHT OUT!!!!!!

Abbey: Yo, lets!

Amane: Lets tell the gang!!!!!
Abbey: I can go on my lab top n find out the hottest clubs are at?

Amane: Great! Lets go!!!!
_________________________I'm being LAZY lets move on

Mr. and Mrs. Jackson: *looks at each other*

Blake, Claire, Yugi, Tea, and Tristan *gives puppy eyes*

Mr. Jackson: Ohhh alright, but you all have to be careful with the two Ford F150's I have (Okah, I have NO clue what that means or if it really is a car. . . . It just popped in my mind juss when I was thinking of it so don't blame meh if I got it all wrong >_<)

Blake: Yeah! Thanks Pa!!!

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In Car one-Bakura-Driver- Passenger Seat- Blake- Behind in the 8 seats-Joey, Valon, Bakura, Shane, Marik, Seto, Yami, Tristan- Sitting on laps- Duke on Tristan, Malik on Marik, Ryou on Shane, Yugi on Yami (makes sense)

In Car two-Isis-Driver-Passenger Seat-Claire-Behind in the 8 seats- Riz, Abtina, Tea, Angela, Amane, Lilly, Mai, Abbey, Sitting on Laps- Serenity on Tea (Phew and if I forgot anyone . . They are seated somewhere)

Cell phone in Car One- Blake

Cell phone in Care Two-Abbey

-(In this FIC being 21 to drink don't matter cuss it would ruin da fic when pplz can't get drunk)-

________________----> Car One

Bakura: *pulls out of drive way waiting for Isis to pull out* Come on, Come on! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Yugi: Why don't you just go? Claire can find us right?

Blake: My sister doesn't know any way to get from Dallas. . .

Yugi: Oh

Car Two: *Pulls out and zooms out of the drive way in two seconds*

Guys: O____O

Valon: Bakura are you just going to wait there or are you going to DRIVE!!!!
Bakura: I'm going im going! ! ! *before going flips on radio to some Rock station, then zooms off behind them*

Yami: Who decided this station????

Bakura: Bakura did alright assholes

Yami: Let's listen 2 softer music. . .

Guys: O_o o_O

Yami: I'm just saying. . .

Malik: I'd rather listen to hip-hop! ! ! !

Joey: Hip-hop sux asss! ! ! !

Duke: Joey, where going to a club dumbass! ! All THEY ARE going to be PLAYING is HIP-HOP!!!

Joey: Ohh

Duke: Dumbass

Marik: *watches Blake in the distance*

Cell phone: RINGSSSSSSSSSS

Blake: Elloo?? O hey ladys what's up??? *turns down music*

Guys *listen in silence*

-Abbey-Heyyyy where are you guys?

Blake: Driving. . . On the highway still, where's you girls?

-Abbey- We are in Dallas, In fact. . We just past the big ball things and is almost near Deep Ellum. .. You better hurry your ass's over here!!!!

Blake: *chuckles to himself* Soooo how are you?

-Abbey-WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO SHOW UP THAT’S WHAT!!! Look, our songs on the radio, check you guys out later alright???

Blake: Alright

-Abbey- C yah

Blake: Bye

Click!

Click!
Bakura: *Slows down at one of those Speed Way place things* What did they say?

Blake: *sighs* There almost there

Malik: Did they get a speeding ticket?

Blake: Not yet

Shane: It wouldn't surprise me if they got away from it

__________________Car 2


Gurls: HEYYHEYY PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT DO YOUR THANG LIKE THERE AIN'T NOTHING TO ITT!! SHAKEEEE SHSHSHAKE THAT ASS GURLL!! WHOO!!
Abtina: Hahaha!!!
Riz: Dang I can't wait!!!
Isis: Heyyy you gurls *turns into a Parking lot* We are here!! Lets PARTY!!!
Gurls: *Hops out of car screaming and walking in a HUGGGE group*

Abbey: *Holds out paper* Now you ladies, the Deep Ellum is booming of restaurants, music and dance clubs, and was a a warehouse before! ! ! Now that's hot!!! Now I think the club we want to get into is right next to this restaurant. . *shows it on map* Come on !! Lets go!!

__________ Care 1

Bakrua: *parks Faaarrrr away from the Deep Ellum* This is the only DAMN parking spot I can find else where. . .

Seto: Okay, lets just hope we don't get rapped -__-O

Yugi: WE CAN GET RAPPED!!!!
Seto: Omfg. . . You see how gullible you are!

Yugi: I was kidding Pussy!! *Holds Yami's hand as soon as he gets out of the truck*

Yami: Let go of me!!! *yanks hand* I'm not gay!!!!

*Guys walk in a HUGE group*

*As the gang of guys take a 10 minute walk to the club, they come across a group of ugly nasty Hookers along the way! !! Lets watch*
Hooker Number 1 (HN1): *She had curly short red hair and had on a red belly shirt and a green mini skirt that showed her hairy ass. . . And yes, she was Irish and hairy from head to toe* Heyy guyssss looking for a nice night tonight???
Shane: There are 14 of us and 1 of you. . .

HN1: I'll make a deal for you sexy men. . . I'll make you guys only pay $1500.00 for all of you to have a taste of me for an hour. . .I'll take one of you at a time. . .*licks lips*

Guy: EWW HELL NO!!!
HN1: Humph! !! *walks away*

HN2: *pops up in the shadows behind them and starts griping Yugi's ass* Hey baby

Yugi: *turns around to see a tall black cross dresser wearing a mini red tight dress and there boner sticking out from there dress*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Yugi jumps on top of Yami in shock*

Guys: *Plugged there ears*

HN2: *disappeared*

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Tea: There you guys are! ! ! We have been waiting for you guys!! What happened to Yug???

Yami: *Holding Yugi who in terror* Poor Yugi got gripped by a rapper in the streets. .

Abtina, Marik, Bakura: *starts silently laughing*

Riz: Oh poor Yug, he looks terrorized!!!

Tea: You know what *puts Yugi in her arms* I'll take Yug down stairs into a restaurant and cool him down alright???

Yami: *smiles* Okay thinks Tea

Tea: Oh no problem *walks away*

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>A rather large man stood next to the entrance, watching and taking note of the ages and groups of the people(s) entering. The group entered in very fast as the floor which was at first outside the door was blue with the walling a pale green turned into a divilsh red and black walls. But that was only the first floor, if you walked into the center of the room you will see a couple of black stairs leading into the bar/dance floor. The first floor was circled kind of donut shaped with a aquarium in the center that even went into the second floor with very odd looking neon yellow fishes swimming around and around. It was just like a relaxing place where there was private doors and soft red couches all around the place. But semi crowded.
But when the gang made it up stairs, it was a whole different story all together. It was PACKED, the floor was light up floors and the walls where all black and blue with lights flickering and blinging everywhere on the dance floor. But it didn't end there, music booming from every section, Dj on the sidelines with strippers rubbing there bodies on him as he tried to mix up the music. There was on the dance floor polls and stripers and normal people of the crowd dancing on the polls. To your left was a bar jammed back of half naked girls and guys serving everyone. Then on the right where the dance floor was behind the Dj stage was a V.I.P area for people to get there freak on in privit <
(I tried my best to described this club I made up in this real place (Deep Ellum) I'll call it Club EllumiXxX)

Shane: Soooo. . . Let's hit the dance floor???
Isis: *raps her right arm around his left arm* Lets sexy, show me what you got!!
Shane: Ooooohhh me likie
Isis: *giggles*
Shane & Isis: *hits the dance floor*
Angela: Well of corse. . . Those two hit it off *rolls eyes*
Riz: There like the only ones really just going GOING out. . .What's up with that?!
Lily: I know, life sucks the ass
Mai: HAHAHAHAHHAA! You said ass!
Serenity: *starts walking towards the dance poll with an idea to win some hearts back*
Amane: *looks around in amazement* Wow this is sweet!
Ryou: *taps her sholder* Ummm Amane heyyy
Amane: O hey Ryou
Ryou: *blushes slightly* Wanna go out on the dance floor and dance with me?
Amane: *puts on a very warm smile* Yes, I would love to
Ryou: *Slips his hand into her hand and leads her into the dance floor*
Abtina: *turns away from the dance floor and heads for the bar first*
The rest of the girls: LETS DANCE!!!! *jumps into the dance floor and starts dancing*
Dj SirMixAlotOfShit: YOYOYOYOOOOOOOOOO DALLLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! *drops down the music as it got silent and started to boom up to max, lights flashing every where* REMIX OF OOOHHHH BY CIARA!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE YEHYEHHHHHH SHAKE YOUR ASS'S LADIES BECAUSE THE BARRR ISSS FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Abtina: *drinking Vodka str8* Damnnnnn that's fucking weak!!! Got any hard liqour??????
Bar Girl: Ummm like that's like the hardest we like have!!!
Abtina: You got to be kiding me! How the fuck can this get me drunk!!
*A bunch of men watches her*
> As Abtina took another gulp of the "week" Vodka, one of the guys made his move and walked over to Abtina and rapped his arms around Abtina's shoulders and started to place his tongue towards her ear orbs and started to lick it, Abtina's eyes opened in rage <
Abtina: What the fuck of Ra are you doing to my ear!!
Guy: I want to lick you all babe
Abtina: Oh hell no! *turns around and in a lighting second grabbed the guys tongue before he could close his mouth as Abtina said in a deathly voice* You fucking drunken bitch of hell! You fucking touch me again and I swear I will send you to the shadow realm before you could fuckin lay a finger on me again! ! ! !*
Guy: *Checks her out and starts drooling on her* Yourrr hotttt
Abtina: *shoves his tongue in his mouth very hard and leaves the bar in a fit of rage walks over to the dance floor towards Abbey* Abbey!
Abbey: *stops dancing* What's up?
Abtina: Give me the millennium crown NOWWW!!!
Abbey: Why?
Abtina: Because!! ! !
Abbey: I don't even have it dimbo! Do you see in on me??? No??? maybe because I don't have it! *turns around from her and dances again*
Abtina: *rolls eyes*
Guy: *runs up to Abtina* Hey gurrlll, wanna dancee you nassty thannggg?
Abtina: Are you fucking drunk!!!??!! Do you get what I'm saying!?!?!?! I'M NOT INTERESTED IN A FOOLISH MORTAL LIKE YOU!!!! Trust me child! ! ! Go find your "bitch" somewhere else!!!!Guy: Noooo, I want yooou *falls as Abtina backs up*
Abtina:*runs away*
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Shane: Wow Isis man you can dance really good
Isis: Oh haven't seen anything yet. . .
Dj SirMixAlotOfShit: OKAY GET YOR GRINDING PARTNER! ! ! PRETTYYYY RICCKKYYY'SSS GRINNND ON MEEE WHOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!
Isis: *turns around and starts to rub her ass very hard on Shanes body*
Shane: Ooohh Baby
Isis: *Starts to grind Shane verryy slowly* Just how you like it huh?
Shane: Uhhhunn *groans*
Isis: *laughs to self*
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Amane & Ryou: *sitting down on chairs next 2 da dance floor*
Ryou: Soo what now huh?
Amane: *checks Ryou out* How about I give you a lap dance huh?
Ryou: O__O uhhh
Amane: *giggles* Oh it's alright *Amane’s voice became deeper all of a sudden* I don't bite
Ryou: . . . .
Amane: *gets up and sit down on Ryou’s Lap and started to rock her hips on his lap very light at first, like a brush but started to get intense when he stopped moving around and enjoying it*
Ryou: *calls her name out softy as she gave him a dance*
Amane: *ignores his soft pleads to slow down and starts vibrating her ass in his face*
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Dj SirMixAlotOfShit: OKAY PPLZ GET IN THE CENTER TO SEE THE DANNNNNCEE OFFFFFFFFF!!!

Lily: So Abbey? Can you dance better then me?

Abbey: Let's go?!

Lily: Well, then! *Starts Free styling*
Abbey: Well then *Does the crip walk, spins around and does a split*

Everyone watching: OOOooo

Lily: Ha. *Does the moon walk, and does a split also*

Everyone watchinng: OWCH!

Abbey: * Gets up does a double flip and goes to the ground and does the worm, after done that does forward worm and lifts hands up and does a back flip to get up*

Everyone: OWWWW

Lily: *In the split does a handstand, and with her head, does the helecopter then as soon as she was done that does a back flip to stand on her front feet

Everyone: WOW!

Abbey & Lily: *Breaks off from the center and gives others a chance*

Valon: *Spots Lily and starts clapping as he was face to face to her* Well done Lily, I'm surprise that you can do all those trixs with out killing your feet?

Lily: *rest arms on her hips* I got my talents

Valon: *steps closer to Lily* Well, wanna show me some of those talents now?

Lily: *grins and looks down then up* Sure, If your up to it?

Valon: My pleasure!

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Riz: *is about to walk out of the dance floor to the bar until she bumps right into Bakura* Oh hey, here to play guess who again huh?

Bakura: Oh heven's no, I learned my lesson from that >_<. I just was wonder if you wanna?? ?? Dance or--- *glancing see the guys and Yami getting closer* Dance with me now?!?!!!

Riz: Sure, just let me get some water---

Bakura: But I want to dance with you now! ! !
Riz: Why?

Bakura: *thinks of something quick* Because I saw you dancing earlier and I saw you and ummm you just turned me on sooo much! ! Just lets dance alright!!??!! *grabs her hands*

Riz: O_o alright????

Bakura: Great! Let's go!!!

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Yami: Yo you guys, I'm going to look for Riz alright? See if she wants to dance with me or something?

Malik: I'll join yah, see you Marik, Joey, Tristan, Seto, and Blake

Guys: C yah

Blake: I guess were the last standing huh?

Marik: *sips some of his drink and mumbles* Oh go fuck a cow. . .

Blake: *turns over to Marik* Huh?

Marik: You heard me!
Blake: *starts to get up* What ever, I'm going down with Malik and them *walks away*

Joey & Tristan: Wait UP!!!! *runs after him*

Marik: Ohhh fuckk noooo *death glares at Blake* he better not! ! ! !

Seto: *glares over at him* What are you talking about????

Marik: *downs the rest of the unknown drink and gets up* Oh you will find out when I find out what the bitch is doing .. . *cracks his fingers and walks away from the bar*

Seto: What??? *shrugs and has the rest of his whisky*

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Dj SirMixAlotOfShit: YOOOOOYOOOYOOOOOO!!! ITZ ONLI BEEN AN HOUR SINCE WE OPENED AND DA PARRRRTYYYY JUSSTTT STTTARRTTTEEEDDD!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO LLLLEAAAANNNN BAAACKKK MOOTHHHERR CRRRACCCCKKEERRRZZZ ANNNDD NNNNZZZBEENNNZZZ !!!

Angela: What the hell is he saying???
Abbey: No clue haha *feels a tap on her right shoulder and turns around*

Blake: Hey Abbey

Abbey: Uhhh. . . . Hey!

Blake: I was just wondering, wanna dance?

Abbey: Ell yeh! *holds his waist and pulls him closer to him* I needed a dance partner anyway

Blake: *grinzz* Good

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*Tea and Yugi just enter the club up stairs*

Yugi: *plugs ears* It's loud!!!

Tea: I know! Let's dance! *points to dance floor*

Yugi: Sweet!

Tea: *runs with Yugi to dance floor and starts free styling real good*

Yugi: *stands there with his eye on her prize* Whoooooooooo Tea! ! !

Tea: *glares at him and gives him lustful looks* Comee here

Yugi: *trys to start dancing towards him as she rapped her arms around his shoulders (since he's soooo small) and started to grind him from the front*

Tea: *grinding obviously*

Yugi: ^________________________________________^ Whooooo *boonnnnngggg*

Tea: *stops dancing for a minute* YUGI! ! ! ! !

Yugi: *blushing* Did I do that??

Tea: *blushes with him* Wow I just started and it happened already huh?

Yugi: Tea, just keep dancing alright -_______________________- OOOOO

Tea: If you want me to. . . *Uncomfortably starts dancing again*

Yugi: uhhuhhhhhhh

(LOL)

-some guys are perverts-

(LOL)

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Dj SirMixAlotOfShit: ASSSS LIKE THAAATTTT!!!!!!!!! EMENIEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOWHOOOOOOOOOO

Mai: *Dancing in the center of several of hot unknown guys*

Guys: *bonnnng,booonng,boooonnngg,boonnnng,boonnnnggg*

Mai: *stops dancing all together* Can I stop dancing now??!?!?
Guys: *bonnnng,booonng,boooonnngg,boonnnng,boonnnnggg*

Mai: Come on! ! !

Guys: *bonnnng,booonng,boooonnngg,boonnnng,boonnnnggg*

Mai: Whaaahhaaaaa. . . HELLPPP SOMEONE!!!!!!!

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Dj SirMixAlotOfShit: MISSY ELLIOOOTTTTT SLIIIIDDDDEEEEE! ! ! AND FOR YOU ALL! ! IN AN HOUR FROM NOW WE HAVE A SURPRIZZE GUESTS THAT WILL ENTER THIS CLUBB! ! ! WE WILL PULL A GURL AND A GUY WITH THERE FRIENDS TO MEET THEEE SURPIZE GUESSTT IN V.I.P! ! ! ! WHOOOHOOOOOOO! ! ! SOO DANCE YOUR ASS OFFF AND YOU COULD BE THE ONE ! ! !! ! !

Angela: What did he say!?!?!

Random person: Who one knows

Duke: *comes out of no where and is about 3 feet away from Angela* Angela hey! ! !
Angela: *stops dancing and walks off the dance floor and towards the bar*

Duke: *follows her*

Angela: Um can I have some water?

Bar Guy: Okay coming right up

Duke: *slides into the next stool that was next to Angela* Heyyyy Ange

Angela: Hey yourself *gets her water*

Duke: What’s up? *checks her body out*

Angela: *checks his eyes checking her body* I've been in better situations. How bout you?

Duke: Not really great

Angela: Why? Cuss Seren would vibrate on you?

Duke: Well no! I was mad---

Angela: *interrupts* Why then!?!? Why would ever you be mad then!?!?!

Duke: Because your mad at me!!!
Angela: What?

Duke: I hurt your feelings and I'm just soo sorry about that Ange, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings at all with Seren and all that. I'm such a jerk

Angela: Hmph, well at least you finally except what you are

Duke: What? That I'm a jerk

Angela: Yepp

Duke: *gently nudges Ange* Well your not helping it

Angela: *rubs her arm where he nudged her* :)

Duke: *smiles bk* :D

Angela: *Looks into his eyes*

Duke: *Looks back and leans in to kiss her*

Serenity: OHHHHHH MYYYY GOOODDDD! ! ! ! ANGE AND DUKE! ! ! !

Duke: *Only inches from her lips and stops* Oh shit. . .

Serenity: HMPH! ! ! *storms the other way* I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO KNOW! ! ! !
Anglea: Ummm, I'm going to get some fresh air. . . *starts to walk out to the stairs*

Duke: *sits there disappointed and rests hand on Bar table thingy looking at her going*

_(awwweee)

DISCLAIMER NESS: Oh this is only the beginning. . . Two HUGE fights are going to come up. . . And trust me that s-e-x sene is coming up and all your idea's *cough*. And find out who the surprize guest is and who gets a kiss from them (OOOoooOOOOhhhh) And something that out WILL not BELIEVE happens to one or two of the YGO characters. . . . Sit here and find out

Angela: TELLL ME!!!
Ryou: NOOO MEEEE!!!!
Serenity: NOOOO MEEEEMEEEMEEEE PICCKKK MEEE!!!

DISCLAIMER NESS: I'm not telling anybody but _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !!!!!!!!
Our surprise guests. .. . . SOO HAHAHAA

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _: Yes, only me she can tell me! So stay tuned to this exciting Fic alrite???

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ : Yeh so check us out _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

(And NO I don't own _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ , I wish I knew this person but I don't so grrrr. . . Hey and if you can guess one of them or both. . .You get some prize. . .Umm your own call on a Fic?? Idk, but place ur guesses on REVEIW. .. And.. . .REVEIWWWWW

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