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[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Careless Words

By Lord Archive

Characters belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Viz Communication,
and some other companies. Used without permission.
I'll return them as soon as I can find Ryoga....
It may take a while.


"He's so cute!" Ukyo chirped.

"He nice," Shampoo agreed.

"I wonder if he belongs to anyone," Akane said.

The girls adored the boy's shining black hair, his emerald green eyes, as well
as all the other attributes of the guy.

Ranma just rolled his eyes as his 'fiancees' lavished attention on a puppy that
had wandered onto the Furinkan school grounds. He wasn't jealous of the mutt;
why would he care that his 'girls' seemed to like some dumb animal more than
him. At least the girls weren't fighting.

"We should probably take him to an animal shelter if no one comes to claim him
soon," Ukyo said sorrowfully.

"But what if he doesn't have an owner? If we take him to the animal shelter they

"Don't even TALK about that!" Shampoo interrupted Akane, while shuddering

Akane nodded and picked up the puppy. She turned towards Ranma, holding the
little fellow to his face. "Isn't he cute?"

Ranma looked a way from them. "I hate cute."

Off in the distance a faint echo of 'Where on Earth am I now?' was the only
thing heard.

Akane just stared at Ranma, blinking repeatedly.

Shampoo and Ukyo acted as one grabbing Ranma by the collar and hoisting him into
the air. "What do airen/you mean by that?"

"Um... well, ah...." Ranma stammered. <What did I say?>

Akane started laughing in a way that didn't sound entirely... sane. "He... he
hates cute.... *snicker* I'm the 'uncute' one.... *snort* He's said that you two
were cute and he hates cute.... *BWAHAHAHAHA* But I'm not cute...." She
continued to laugh as she skipped away.

Shampoo and Ukyo watched as Akane bounced away. Their attention was drawn back
to Ranma when he muttered a curse. Before he had a chance to saying anything
more the two girls turned their 'love' into something resembling fertilizer.
Both girls left vowing to no longer be 'cute' since Ranma said he hated that.

"Me and my big mouth," the lump of martial artist moaned an hour later.